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been carson

@ms__lazarus

4 years

corn be like Im really in this shit 😈😌

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been carson

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4 years

spongebob is funnier than seinfeld I will not be reading the replies

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this is less about not liking Seinfeld (it’s great) and more about recognizing America’s greatest contribution to visual media (da bob)

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this flyer may look like a joke but I can assure you. it is real. SKOURGE+ VIPER in LA in May.

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most legendary anime crossover event of all time?

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awesome how hc is literally just high school for grown adults

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guys really live in apartments like this and don’t see any issue

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the worst dick you’ve ever had in your life will have a bitch laid up like “ooooh so that’s you moshing in the hate5six video 🙂”

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nobody rides for buc-ee’s harder than touring musicians not from Texas

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whenever something Happens In HC my for you tab just becomes baristas flexing their 3 semesters of community college level vocabulary and critical thinking

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4 years

is this a trigger warning for a JUMPSCARE you people are ludicrous

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if you see a video like this on the tl just keep scrolling and dont watch it cause there's a jumpscare at the end !

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kinda went hammingsworth this year not even gonna lie to yall

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2 years

why would you pay for an AI portrait when you could instead get 2 McDoubles large fry and large coke

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2 years

flesh & solitude

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you can only RT this tomorrow

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mentor and apprentice type beat

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6 years

really hope title fight comes back in 2019 send tweet

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eternally relevant

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1 year

shits finally out, thank you @lockinout , rubi for making it sound insane, joe chatt for the ridiculous art and ulsh and ian for lending their voices. peep the old gods return vid

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*kid in a band that sounds just like the acacia strain scrambling to put together his 280 character post on respecting madball*

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The Place Beyond the Pines (2012)

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do this to me and I’m fartin

COOLEE BRAVO 🥑

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demons won

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someone with a good head on their shoulders stop me from buying the reissue coke green vistas

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I ❤️ the valley

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skourge bloody loc check that one off the bucket list s/o the goat @lockinout

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my fav drum part from new NH record that will be out very soon

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2 years

dance gavin dance the band your normie coworkers try to bond with you over once they find out you like cookie monster vocal music

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8 years

this man just absolutely fucking destroyed me wow

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ngl I thought bffr stood for big fat fucking retard

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howdy pard'ner

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7 years

u ever just sit n think

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5 years

y’all get some weird pants and think y’ou on some shit 🤭🧐

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8 months

thank you so much to the promoters for respecting my gf’s wishes to play the same day as lana

Coachella

@coachella

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D.A.N.C.E Register now for access to passes at . Presale begins Friday, 1/19 at 11am PT.

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1 year

filmed the whole set last night, came out awesome

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2 years

feels surreal to see this on streaming platforms. worked really hard on it. so proud of all of us for making it happen. moments of clarity.

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2 years

MOMENTS OF CLARITY.. OUT NOW @NARROW_HEAD

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6 months

10 years ago we had frank ocean diving to Iron Age. tonight we have Shane Gillis moshing to skourge

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4 years

booking a hardcore show in my head lmk if you wanna be on it

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http://t.co/FXa6Jkauow

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7 years

literally every variant of this meme is hilarious to me

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5 years

go vote

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Howdy Reddit! I was the guy eating box in the Autopsy pit AMA 😀

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i would dap this mf up

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oi

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can't wait to spend 100 dollars to watch the almost smashing pumpkins play all the hits while I sit in the grass half a mile away from the stage drinking a 12 dollar bud light

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11 months

both of you should kill yourself fr 🙏🫶

Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו

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11 months

Thank you @POTUS 🇮🇱🇺🇸

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I really don’t ask for much I just want all 37 of my crushes to like me simultaneously

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5 years

fellas y’all be calling them long legged spiders “daddy”? couldn’t be me..

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6 years

the year is 3028. nuclear warfare has long since eradicated all traces of human life. still, echoing across the abyss, is the call of our people. the radiated wind blows "spare coochie ma'am.. spare coochie." but there is no coochie left. only dust.

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3 years

movie titles are so easy now. old. pig. I could do this shit

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7 years

almost rear ended someone while screenshotting a meme im here for a good time not a long time

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band photos be like let’s wear our cool shirts and chill on the Front porch .

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love seeing my neighbors flourish and discover new hobbies. like this guy who now mows his lawn at 1 AM

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never heard it gonna have to check it out later

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On this day in 1991, Nirvana released the single "Smells Like Teen Spirit"

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I love the yt comments when NH drop some new shit

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🚨 HOT GIG ALERT🚨 Skourge record release in Houston ft some legends. Presales will be available soon.

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6 years

plankton really gets his shit rocked all the time ... ol boy literally gets tossed all the way across the street ... just for some damn burger ...

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omg 💖 love 😍 that fall cooking 🍂🍁🍊🍌

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4 years

stupid liar ass rock

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it’s crazy how you guys do mosh discourse every single day

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so sick ted cruz is helping incite a coup to protect the guy who called his wife fat

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so dope when the promoter lets you know to not take your shirt off while you play bc of a venue no toxic masculinity policy

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god punished me with an unstoppable urge to purchase and hoard t shirts

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2 years

if you’re having a bad day it’s probably your fault you fucking loser

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very badass but I'm sorry I laughed so hard when they started kicking and slapping it

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#BREAKING Protesters in #Durham topple confederate monument downtown

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________ started a live video. watch it before it ends!

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legitimately Cool guy

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1 year

Hunter Biden filmed himself smoking crack behind the wheel, driving at 172mph on way to Vegas: photos

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1 year

regrettably reposting “crazy ass moments in emo history” but damn. straight up legendary band operating at peak performance right here

crazy ass moments in emo history 🍉🔻

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1 year

title fight performing “numb, but i still feel it” and “shed” at charm city art space in baltimore, maryland (2014)

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LOL

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drummers, anyone else out there prefer sitting on their throne like this without the seat 😀

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music is so awesomeee :)) unless it sucks 👎

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average sex pill listener

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This is the most diabolical haircut I have ever seen in my life

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turn on the bright lights is part of my personal drumming bible so this rocks imo

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very excited to play in Houston with Interpol on May 5th !!! on sale now

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do u guys look at the shit you're saying on here before you post it because I sure don't

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today's IG finds

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japan is the greatest country on earth maybe you weebs were onto something

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whataburger breakfast menu alone trumps the entire in-n-out menu also fuck animal style

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someone honked at me bc I slowed down to take this pic but hey b*tch I know good content when I see it

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8 years

complete lack of accountability. with parents like this I'm sure he's never owned up to a damn thing in his life

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saw a 10 dollar banh mi and immediately knew Portland is not the place for me

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blurry lil bit of cool in motion from last night

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