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@errai

1 month

Dude don't be a dick it's just a straw come on your camel won't even notice it

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2 years

Nice apple that you have there, but let's see how it compares to my orange

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@errai

7 months

Gf baked potatoes for the first time. What the fuck is this shit. We're going to hell for this

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@errai

2 years

me: dude you got gravy all over your shirt The mindful spiller: I know

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1 year

two very different types of meditation. one ponders on what's there. the other, on what's missing

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@errai

7 months

i need to get off my ass and go explore some ruins

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1 year

I don’t care if I’m in a work meeting or late for a date, every time I see this type of video I will religiously dedicate the time to watch the entire thing

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@errai

1 year

saw a guy undergo mitosis earlier today

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1 year

(Jack Nicholson voice) it was the kind of diarrhea you had to get naked for

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@errai

2 years

This Tweet is from an account that no longer pleases the king. Learn more

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2 years

dude, you might be the silliest guy in this biome

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@errai

2 years

it's monday

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2 years

Farmer: (meekly bending a corn stalk, lowering pants) eh, what the hell. who’s gonna know Caterpillar:

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@errai

3 months

uhhh... are the straights okay? {video of an old man on his deathbed, failing to even recognize his son who's tearfully holding his hand while trying to make amends}

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2 years

(waking up as a ghost after dying in a freak accident) oh fuck me (watching a deer try to have sex with my corpse) stop it you soulless bitch oh god (a miata sublimates it at 90mph) yessss (the deer appears as a ghost next to me) oh shit

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@errai

1 year

the pod when the dishwasher starts

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@errai

2 years

Went to a sushi restaurant with a friend and I forgot he was showing me his sketchbook so I accidentally used it as a plate through the whole dinner

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@errai

2 years

The elevator doors slide open, revealing a whole SWAT team twitching on the floor. I step out completely unscathed, cum running down my lips

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@errai

6 months

Sure.

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@errai

4 months

every so often I can hear my boyfriend muttering "uh yeah im freaking goated" from the kitchen

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@errai

2 years

check out this gift horse's weird mouth

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@errai

9 months

@pleas4nt is genocide bad is genocide bad reddit

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@errai

1 year

(solemnly bowing in my kimono) sayonara, my friend half filipino panda express employee named Mike: and then it's gonna ask you for a tip,

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1 year

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1 year

beautiful sunday morning got me feelijg like the Morrowind Baby

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@errai

1 year

a mourning dove hanging out with her baby from today's walk

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@errai

1 year

friendly reminder

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@errai

2 years

@picardie_aurora (walking out in the living room, the lights are on and there is an empty bag of chips on the counter) oh god i'm a dead man

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@errai

7 months

whatever man (adds you to my Bestiary)

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1 month

Invented a new formation. I call it the "emoji matrix." I believe it can be used to convey brand new emotions 😐😐😐😐 😐😐😐😐 😐😐🫥😐 😐😐😐😐

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@errai

2 years

Donald Duck talks normal at gunpoint

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@errai

2 years

just came up with something called "three-factor authentication" and it's so secure it's going to blow your minds

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@errai

11 months

@xLord_of_war go to work

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@errai

3 months

max mp! 🎨 @sofw0 🤍

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@errai

1 year

Looking at the reviews of a pond nearby.

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@errai

1 year

@littleerik the watermark elevates it to a whole new level

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@errai

9 months

painted my boyfriend sleeping past noon on a work day

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@errai

11 months

(at the aquarium with friends) hey, look at this little guy haha. it's trying to appear huge and (the fancy crab stands tall) actually he's cool, but i'm not that worried, (the fancy crab stands taller) hey we should get out of here, through the exit, let's go out right now lol

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11 months

This fancy looking Decorator Crab is trying to appear huge & intimidating.

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@errai

1 year

saw a bunny gazing at the rainy moon on tonight's walk

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@errai

9 months

(lifts a rock in the woods) the bugs underneath:

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@errai

19 days

Played a gachapon at a ramen place nearby and inside of the ball there was a figurine that looked exactly like me but with a dreadful, pained expression. i showed it to the restaurant staff and they all cheered me on and gave me thumbs up

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1 year

e-girl at 12:11 PM: gmmm to all weekendheads [gif of a tabby cat wearing a red hood captioned "Slept Well?"] mutual who suddenly quit his office job a few months ago and has been regularly posting progress pics of a homemade missile: almost done building the homing system 🔥🔥

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@errai

1 month

Reconstructed a photogrammetric model of my boyfriend sleeping past noon on a work day

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9 months

painted my boyfriend sleeping past noon on a work day

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@errai

1 year

(slapping my friend's shoulder at the bar) well, you know what they say about men space alien wearing my friend's skin: Aha, Yea. Healthy and Strong Vessels. Outstanding Glands (blushing, turning demure) no one's ever said that about my glands...

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@errai

2 years

@Jackapedia_

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@errai

1 year

water plane

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@errai

1 year

The only thing that can help us through these dark times is love Reply guy: (without liking my post) precisely. as the zen disciplines teach ☝️😌 (quote tweeting him on my private acc) slay this fucking animal

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1 year

@ehrenloserAlman big soup

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@errai

2 years

my door perfectly aligned with the wall's corner

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@errai

1 year

bf walks up to me and gives me a heart sign. then he turns around

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@errai

2 years

His name is blammo.

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@errai

1 year

This is what watching my bf playing league of legends feels like

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1 year

A dead fish doesn't last long on the ocean floor 😨

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2 years

Constantly howling in pain about “the metamorphosis” while getting a haircut

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2 years

1984

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2 years

slammed two nerds inside of a locker and they started fucking

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@errai

2 months

Going "peekaboo" at a baby is a form of escapism. While your face is hidden, you aren't there, the baby isn't there, your sins, your mistakes, etc. It's safe. It's all gone, until you show your face and return to the pain of reality — and that's precisely what the baby laughs at

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@errai

23 days

(looking at the vp nominee) maybe there's hope left for this country (looking at my small dick, then my gun) but not for me

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@errai

2 years

(shooting every cow in my farm after turning vegetarian) No loose ends

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@errai

2 years

how i decorate vs how i load the dishwasher

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@errai

10 months

Table witch ketchup.

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@errai

9 months

Dear men, what's preventing you from doing this? { 3 hour long video of a pig roaming the woods shot on a go-pro strapped to its head }

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@errai

2 years

girls: I wanna be torn apart, consumed by your desire until I'm nothing but a shell of a person. I want to be your toy, your plaything, something for you to use and abuse at your will. I want you to hurt me. boys: your pretty 🥹 can i toutch you

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@errai

4 months

(At stand-up) and does everything really need its own app these days? I mean come on, shoes don't need no app, German hitman I hired to kill my immortal dog: (limping towards stage from the back of the crowd, clothes tattered and bleeding) Der hund ist ein demon!!

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@errai

1 year

Every time I search for "youtube video downloader," the top result is a different website. Each of them has the lifespan of a small blue butterfly, as well as a similar kind of frail elegance

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@errai

2 years

🔓🔁

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@errai

1 year

our measly american mini excavators don't whip up a massive feast of crayfish that expertly

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1 year

Let's dig in! A mini excavator is used to expertly whip up a massive feast of crayfish in Changsha, capital city of China's Hunan known for its love of the spicy dish.

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2 years

not my enlightened ass breaking the cycle of samsara

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@errai

1 month

Her introducing friends: ok so say hello to Sebastian 👋😊 He's my manager's husband, has 3 cats, loves to bake bread and sculpts terracotta vases as a hobby ☝️😜 Me introducing friends: this is my homie from the computer, his name is Big Vomit and he'll be living with us now on

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@errai

11 months

The Literate Sniper: moonlight windswept kiss / a single breath before dark / death in silence flight The Soundcloud Bodyguard: Mr. President, Hit Tha Cement !

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@errai

2 years

@TallBart im just glad someone at fox had to look at this and say "yeah, we didn't broadcast gay sissy hypno, it's fake"

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5 months

metre 🎨 @B4KIO_1 🤍

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@errai

2 years

You have disrespected me and my polycule, and we will not be returning to your store (all sixteen of them form a line and walk out the door)

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@errai

2 years

binky is a beautiful name for a garden gnome

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Mạnh Nguyễn vũ

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What a stunning bug

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10 months

discord in 2029: oh this person has a cool icon, let's check out their profile (animation of cum swirling and splashing covers the entire window) ('BZZT, BEESQUAD BROTHA!' sound clip blares at eardrum-bursting volume) (full screen epilepsy-inducing Nitro ad bricks my GPU)

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@errai

5 months

POV: asking my boyfriend for a bite of his sausage muffin

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@errai

1 year

new sona ref

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@errai

2 months

In a parallel reality we're opening the expensive wine

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@errai

2 years

bedridden smartass kid: world peace make a wish foundation guy: (fumbling) how the fuck do you turn this machine off

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6 months

cw: trauma, drug abuse, treachery / / / how my scheming grand vizier betrayed me after having manipulated my feelings for years 1/

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@errai

11 months

the image of the raptor is actually a flash in King Kong's genetic memory, recalling the predator's attack on his ancestors. his twitching eyes and meditative silence underscore the gravitas of his psyche, amplifying the depth of his subsequent vengeance-driven outburst

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@errai

10 months

"i have trust issues" grow up. eat this strange candy

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@errai

8 months

no

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@errai

1 year

there's no greater joy for a mushroom than waking atop a skyscraper, its lamellae caressed by a crisp breeze, spreading spores far and wide

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@errai

1 year

Friend: you like it? Me: (at a friend’s house, holding a knife for the first time in my life) yeah… Friend: you can keep it if you want Me: (rotating and inspecting the knife, smiling) yeah? Friend: the fun thing about having a knife is that you can cut anything you want

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1 year

me: Cmon.. I know youre just pretending, sleepy head comatose gf: 😣 me: Okay im gonna look away now comatose gf: 😝 me: (turning back towards her) Really though. I miss you terribly comatose gf: 😣

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2 years

Hiring evil nannies for my asshole kid

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