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here's what a failed presidential assassination attempt taught me about selling b2b software 🧵👇

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"my ai gf and i dug your vibe from across the bar"

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@thechosenberg Warn them of what

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Forbes 30u30 '13: "We're curing cancer with javascript" Forbes 30u30 '23: "Local woman goes on walk"

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avg miami couple

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average SF couple / average NYC couple

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@schizarella -fielder is funnier, his comedy is well-written, and has high production value - isn't a clear industry plant that came out of no where -he's been honing this craft for 2+ decades and worked his way up - she does the same thing everytime, his comedy hits different notes and

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the last thing you see before your gpt-wrapper company gets obliterated

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3 years

When this becomes a movie, I already have the casting.

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1 year

Before and after the edible hits

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The annual “my @eightsleep sprung a leak and a I need a replacement”. I love this product but wish it didn’t break so often

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@VCBrags SF's newest innovation: embezzling.

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@crosbyventures He’s aged horribly

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@dumbbitchcap @micsolana bruh this summarized the entire jonah hill thing perfectly "shit he caught onto the language. shame him!"

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@nikitabier a prospective acquirer of my first company once said to me "fortunes are made on singles and doubles. not home runs."

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Me In a 2 hr deep zoom meeting that could have been done in 15

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@stefancoh Just in time for the fall season.

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@sabrinabrier i refuse to believe these are 2 different people.

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@orbitves he's 100% way cooler of a person than you.

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1 year

Does this look like I peed my bed as a grown-ass man? yes. Is @eightsleep 's support super awesome and helpful? also yes. Do I just want to sleep on my eight sleep and not need to replace it once a year? Hell yes.

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I was at Starbucks and this VC in line asked me what I did. When I told him I was the founder of an AI company his eyes lit up and he started talking about how he was "founder friendly", "was more of an operator" and "how he could be helpful". Then the barista gave me this.

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probably some of the worst conversations of your life would happen on this boat

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Hosted my first networking event at 19 years old on 100ft yacht with a private chef. This is why I moved to Miami.

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Maybe socialism is cool

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2 years

The crypto market over the 12 mo as explained by McConaughey

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9 months

the biggest reality distortion jobs ever pulled was convincing SV he was a craftsman / designer when he really was a ruthless business man. he’s closer to tony soprano than johnny ive.

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Holy shit Steve Jobs was a savage lol 😂

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@omooretweets the user

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@SabrinaHalper technical is the apparent bottleneck but distribution is always the hidden bottleneck.

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@kennyonsmogon @schizarella fuck yes.

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What Apple thinks people will do with their AR headsets vs. What Apple users actually use their AR headsets for

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Damn. Meta is gmi.

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@basedalexandoor Will bet you has 0 black friends or even engage with them

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Me: so what’s your ai strategy? Her: sir this is a Wendy’s

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@vandevenesque well.....it is england.

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@thechosenberg the two dominant female groups: WASPY white girls who do pilates and thicc ass latinas

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Therapist asking VC's their biggest aspiration in life

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@thechosenberg not many bobs sent

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@actually_lia naw, we're so back. it's impossible to have the entire world's information digested in your brain, much less readily accessible and applied to your specific case.

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@Andr3jH latter. easy. she's doing this cringe content ironically and cute af.

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5 months

zuckerberg has always been a bro, he's just marketed as a shy lil nerd

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it’s the clothes, the walk, the confidence from being in the best shape of your life

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Love the explanation of FAANG PMs as "0% Interest Rate PMs" or "This Generation's McKinsey Consultants"

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@brockomole focus on u king

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@wakefield00 It’s a shared SaaS universe. Like the MCU but for venture backed enterprise software

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@BasedHypnotist These two stand out to me. The first is the weird blur when the hair is over the ear. Second is the face in this picture looks super imposed

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@jordanbpeterson The look on 2nd place's face is kinda priceless though.

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Founder: “Hey we are looking for funding for our coworking business” VC: “I’m going to pass” Founder: “Did we mention its AI-powered?” VC: "Say less."

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“I heard he’s just a scout, he's not actually an investor.”

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@growing_daniel If anything that’s MORE than plenty.

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@hollowearthterf took a chance on a shortking and got burnt

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@nikitabier some of the smartest people get the simplest things wrong

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4 years

@ChrisJBakke @TurnerNovak @RampCapitalLLC @federalreserve adding "lol" at the end of his financial advice really sealed it for me. where do I wire the funds?

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@basedalexandoor He just spitting facts and stats

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3 years

@zebulgar Conrats! Also, this picture without context is hilarious. "Mmmmm. yeah. That's good"

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@MyTimeToShineH god no.

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@anothercohen Woke: men going to therapy and getting in touch with their feelings. Broke: start a company focused on mental health therapy and end up going to therapy in order to cope with the stress of the company you started in the first place.

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@actually_lia so super handsome and masucline

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@emilychangtv @sama @satyanadella @OpenAI Make it happen @sama

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They should call the next one NeXTAI

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a lot of y'all just play a vc on twitter

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“Yeah man, if it were me I wouldn’t have taken the $20b. What loser sell outs”

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@stefancoh big credit to the big dawg

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@VCBrags

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@eade_bengard @eightsleep @eade_bengard why do you need to out me like this? I had one too many capri suns before bed and don't want people to think I'm a baby.

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@hollowearthterf hate him cause u ain't him

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@JoshLekach did 30 seconds of exercise and then 500 calories of maple syrup

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@AutismCapital @pataguccigoon retain the frame king.

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@anothercohen was it these guys?

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@erenbali Clevland Ohio.

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can't wait for @Forbes to finally sent the goons after me

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@ParikPatelCFA same energy.

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@paulbohm how long did it take to chop up and dispose of the body?

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@nikitabier @sama "what if you needed to pay for every query or invite 15 friends"

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“And on the third day, he rose again”

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Candlelight vigil in Dolores Park calling for the return of Sam Altman as CEO

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@BasedBeffJezos precision of task in robotics is akin to last mile in logistics

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Pivot in a nutshell: @karaswisher tells us what thing Big Tech has done this week and @profgalloway says something hilarious/offensive that might end his career. And I love it every time.

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@nikitabier The plan? Create a centralized financial system and brand it as Web3.

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@sama @sama jeez leave some dunking for the rest of us at @VCBrags ….. I get AI is going to eliminate some jobs but I never thought the CEO of OpenAI would replace VC based meme accounts on twitter 😂😂😂

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@nikitabier Thiel pointed out why more companies came out of PayPal vs. Google. The former was a success, and hard. So those who were in it were well equipped to create companies. The latter was a success, and easier. Success was just assumed.

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@zebulgar german accent: "so.......you are a late boy are you"

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@AlexReibman Overpaid and over rated.

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@ns123abc @ylecun @peterthiel peter is probably chronically offline, enjoying his time in Miami and LA with his husband and kids while Yann is arguing with people online. ya, what a loser.

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@Aella_Girl “the gap must be huge” is also probably something virgins say about those who don’t wait 😂

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@lilydsmith it’s a little cold out.

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@timo_rf @VCBrags @ellebeecher apparently you need to register with your social, your credit card and your mother's maiden name for some reason? i dunno...seems legit.

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@seyitaylor “The bubbles still blue and green? Ye? Ok....guess that’s lunch”

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@Kenny___Rose they seem genuinely happy. good for them.

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@thechosenberg Ahahah don’t worry he’s just a buddy

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@dumbbitchcap ur entering your tate era

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waiting on those VCs who said they'd "add value"

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@singhabhinav Trudeau did it first

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@AdamSinger They spun up a bunch of web3 stuff. I'll bet in 12-18 months that get's almost completely sidelined. I could, and often have been wrong. Merchants want better logistics and shipping, not NFTs.

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@mualphaxi as a canadian in the us i support this occupation

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@Altimor Sudo fry cheeseburger

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Gonna tell my kids this was flappy bird.

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@anothercohen @eightsleep Thanks for the support in all the right places. I feel so secure.

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@Austen Had this prediction last year. Heres my thought process

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@HighyieldHarry or why she was in dubai

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@thechosenberg If you’re married it’s “our money”.

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@litcapital next message: "I swear to god pump this coin or else I'm coming to your house and attacking you. I know where you live, I followed you home on the subway yesterday. Anyways, happy easter man keep well"

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