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Turdine Cupcake

2 years

If I make a joke, or post a meme or make a generic statement about ANY particular subset of society that you may identify with, please be assured I did not mean YOU...just all the other touchy cunts.

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@erfbeeass

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@CampbellNewman Conservatives are unable to recognise that spending money to make people's lives better pays dividends in the long run with benefits across health, education and even criminal justice. All you're interested in champ is money in your own pocket. You add NOTHING to society.

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@erfbeeass

2 years

@disrupthehuman @obyrne_rachael No. We also use it in Australia, and have for years, for victims of domestic violence. Sorry, but the US is not the arbiter of everything

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@erfbeeass

3 years

Congratulations #FatherOfTheYear Brendan Murphy who overcame the disadvantage of being born into a wealthy family, attending elite schools, becoming a Dr, marrying a lawyer, and managing through the hardship of earning a 6 figure income to raise 2 sons. What a fucking inspiration

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@erfbeeass

3 years

Colleague of my wife has Covid...amd so does her husband... @NSWHealth asked them if they could isolate at home away from their child. Their child is 11 months old. I'm starting to think we ain't got this.

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@erfbeeass

2 years

Dear USA, when you use your god to control women and their bodies you are on the same level as the Taliban, ISIS, Saudi Arabia and other nations and extremists who use religion to limit freedoms. #PraiseGod

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@erfbeeass

3 years

Hiya @Dom_Perrottet any chance you could go via an ambulance station, pick up a green whistle and drop it out to me at Kellyville. I've been laying at the foot of a set of stairs for well over an hour coz no ambulance available...and IT FUCKING HURTS #letitrip

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@erfbeeass

2 years

Watching prominent Australians, politicians and members of the Catholic Church walk over the bodies of suicide victims, and kick aside damaged children and adults as they eulogise #CardinalPell is one of the most sickening things I've ever witnessed.

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@erfbeeass

2 years

I hope @AlboMP has a cleansing Smoking Ceremony before he enters The Lodge and Kirribilli House.

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@erfbeeass

1 year

Hi @D_LittleproudMP . Heard you on ABC Radio just now saying you were in #Dubbo last week and spoke to Elders who were against the voice. Are you able to be more specific who? My wife and I interact socially and professionally with the majority of Dubbo Elders who are FOR the VtP

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@erfbeeass

3 years

Being taken down to surgery. Thank you all for hanging around. I could literally feel the good vibes and love. But if it goes pearshaped imma come back as a #twitterghost and haunt you all

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@erfbeeass

2 years

You really do have to admire the bold strategy by @Qantas to increase shareholder profits and executive pay by no longer carrying passenger's luggage. Really thinking outside the box.

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@erfbeeass

3 years

Another 29 dead ... @Dom_Perrottet voted against euthanasia...and is against women's reproductive rights ...yet he seems totally cool with allowing people to be killed by his lack of a plan to protect our most vulnerable... #LetItRip

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@erfbeeass

2 years

Lurching around Coles wearing a mask...Old mate #dickhead in his infected mucous green ringer's shirt and a fucking Castrol GTX cap up in my face "you don't need masks now mate" I pull mask down and reply "I do coz I've GOT Covid" *slight cough* DOBBED me into a staff member 🤣

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@erfbeeass

3 years

I've gone from 1300 followers to 3000 in 36 hours. Thinking about snapping my other femur to see if I can reach 10k.

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@erfbeeass

2 years

I'd just made myself Vegemite toast when a guy showed up to do a quote...so I locked the dogs away from my toast and went out front. Come back inside and my fucking cat has eaten my toast.

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@erfbeeass

3 years

I just heard the nurses doing handover outside my room ..*He's a big guy. Very strong. Looks like Santa. Is nice."

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@erfbeeass

3 years

My roommate 2 days out from a hip replacement has just had to crutcher his way to the toilet coz there is literally not enough staff to bring him a bed bottle. He waited as long as he could. There's a total of 5 Nurse Alarm calls going Do NOT blame the nurses. #LetItRip

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@erfbeeass

2 years

Yes, I understand how our electoral system works...but nationally PHON polled 4.8% - 0 seats UAP polled 4.1% - 0 seats Greens polled 12% - 3 seats Nats polled 4% - 10 seats Just something to ponder.

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@erfbeeass

3 years

Arrive back in the ward from theatre...."Are you Turd Cupcake?" Magnificent hamper of chocolates and cookies from @jcarrick6 ....Thank you so very much. It's being shared with the nurses as I type this...they are absolutely stoked. Thank you. You've made my day, and theirs.

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@erfbeeass

3 years

I'm confused @carey_alexis

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@erfbeeass

4 years

Why the fuck are billionaires even within a bull's roar of decisions regarding welfare payments and policy? It's fucking obscene that an owner of a 60 metre yacht can influence policy in this area.

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@erfbeeass

3 years

"I'm also single."

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@erfbeeass

2 years

It's occurred to me why many journos despise Twitter... it has revealed how terribly fucking average many of them are. They've had this kind of "glamour" that they are smart people with ethics and investigative powers...turns out many are just concussed rabbits following a script

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@erfbeeass

3 years

You guys remember that young Aboriginal kid I attended court with coz the cops were railroading him? He killed himself 2 nights ago. He was 17.

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@erfbeeass

3 years

I'll catch up on notifications and replies as soon as I can. Surgery a success. Pins & screws in knee. Screws and plate in femur. 6 weeks non-weight bearing. Thank you for all the messages of love and support. I felt every one of them.

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@erfbeeass

3 years

Straight up struggling here. That big hole has opened up again and swallowed me. I miss my family, my animals, my sofa, my ute,...and I've still got weeks to go. It'll no doubt pass in a little bit...I'm very thankful I have my Pocket Friends or I'd be utterly fukt

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@erfbeeass

3 years

Talk among the staff here is that if things continue on the current trajectory, this hospital will be unable to function in 5 days.

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@erfbeeass

2 years

Update - Niece will have life support removed today. "Catastrophic" brain bleed. Plus cardiac arrest. Brain death. Han is 38. Beaten the odds all her life. Found a partner and a career she loved over past 8 years. Loved everyone unconditionally. Yanhanhadundhu xxx

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@erfbeeass

2 years

He's zoned out now. Time for the Vet to do his thing.... Bye bye mate. Thanks for protecting us #Rocky

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@erfbeeass

3 years

Hospital ran out of lances for diabetic blood sugar testing. Clearly some useless fucking toddler on a forklift in a government stores warehouse needs a foot up his arse. #LetItRip

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@erfbeeass

3 years

Today I pooped, showered, went 10 hours without endone, got an air mattress to avoid bedsores, saw the surgeon, got on some IV ABs to head off pneumonia, came off the anti-coagulants, had average BP of 130/80 and BSL of 6.8, O² sats up to 97*%. #Healing #ThankyouPocketFriends

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@erfbeeass

2 years

What. A. Fucking. Goose.

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@erfbeeass

3 years

I'm behind a curtain ...there's a heartbreaking event happening on other side as 2 "essential visitors" say goodbye to their father. They are 2 of 9 kids. Daughter here is relaying her siblings final messages of love and thanks. She can barely get through each message #LetItRip

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@erfbeeass

2 years

Another white #MassShooting suspect successfully and safely taken into custody... Only a few days ago 8 cops shot 60 bullets into an unarmed fleeing Black man who was wanted for "an unspecified traffic violation" #ThisIsAmerica

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@erfbeeass

3 years

I'm 55 and personally don't trust ANYONE who hasn't at least once in their life pulled a massive bong and giggled at inane shit.

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@erfbeeass

3 years

I didn't really need another reason to like prawn chips but I found one anyway....

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@erfbeeass

2 years

Autistic daughter was just internally searched at Sydney Olympic Stadium by a female @nswpolice with a MALE OFFICER IN ATTENDANCE. Now incredibly upset and disoriented and feeling humiliated. Fuck you @nswpolice FUCK YOU.

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@erfbeeass

3 years

His kids have gone for today...Now a young nurse is crying as she is attending to the old bloke. They've been told his status has shifted to palliative care. Christ I hope the system cares for the mental health of nurses.

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@erfbeeass

3 years

There's some not good stuff happening on this ward right now...buzzers unanswered...bloke in the toilet crying out for help for 20 minutes...not a nurse in sight. #LetItRip

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@erfbeeass

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Two of my daughters are currently at Uni. Both will get their degrees and join the workforce with debts exceeding $120,000. Can someone ask @AlboMP and @PeterDutton_MP how much they owed in fees when they graduated from uni and the Academy? Labor & LNP governments are the same

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@erfbeeass

2 years

@Sandra_Sully My eldest daughter who is autistic and has BPD has been running a Discord server for about 6 years which connects similarly affected teens and provides links to support and advice. It's literally saved lives. Please stop demonizing out youth and the technology they use.

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@erfbeeass

2 years

Can we all just agree that a large percentage of the wealthy elite are proper cunts and their offspring are spoilt psychopaths with the empathy and morals of Wagner mercenaries?

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@erfbeeass

3 years

Just arrived at Blacktown hospital. I've been given more morphine than the senior officer has ever given anyone.

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@erfbeeass

3 years

I've not got one bad word to say about Blacktown Hospital. @NSWHealth everyone there deserves a raise. Professional and caring. The medical team were concerned about my holistic health and not just the main reason for admission. And best tuna & salad sandwiches ever. Thank you.

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@erfbeeass

3 years

Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV. Mr Speaker.

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@erfbeeass

2 years

I've met Paul Murray...he's short and rotund and he waddles and he wears boardies under the desk when doing his show and he doesn't actually believe a lot of the stuff he says....which imho is far worse than if he did.

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@erfbeeass

3 years

Femur was in 5 pieces. They were able to fit them all back together

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@erfbeeass

3 years

I'm feeling a bit low....thanks everyone for being here.

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@erfbeeass

3 years

I've driven trucks for a majority of my working life so I'm well qualified to have an opinion on #ConvoyToCanberra ... And in my opinion the trucking industry has a higher than average percentage of congenital idiots than any other industry.

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@erfbeeass

3 years

#DaylightSaving starts tonight. Before you go to bed remember to set every clock in your house to any random fucking time you like. As if it will fucking matter. #2021

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@erfbeeass

3 years

Breakfast TV needs to be banned from shared public hospital rooms.

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@erfbeeass

3 years

10am surgery...just spoke with surgeon. He's confident.

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@erfbeeass

2 years

This will cause Rowan Dean to shit a chicken.

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Sebuah pesan untuk masyarakat Indonesia dari Menteri Luar Negeri yang baru Australia Penny Wong @SenatorWong , dalam kunjungan resmi pertamanya ke Jakarta dengan Perdana Menteri yang baru Anthony Albanese.

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@erfbeeass

1 year

So, @BenFordham hey? What a cunt. I mean...there's everyday cunts who are just cunty...then there's journalist cunts who intimidate women by broadcasting confidential information in order to be a blokey bloke and help another bloke (who is also a cunt) out. Cunt.

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@erfbeeass

3 years

Local cafe owner was in the news bemoaning the lack of staff available. Said he was "desperate" and would give anyone a go, and provide training. He advertised for casual baristas. 16yo daughter applied....Sorry, no barista experience.

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@erfbeeass

3 years

I've gotta go out in the rain tomorrow...on crutches....to visit a GP to get a referral to a clinic that already treats me, just so they can fulfill their Medicare obligations. This referral system is fucking ridiculous. And it wastes GP's time and costs patients money.

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@erfbeeass

3 years

I love you all. You've made this past month not only bearable but on many occasions enjoyable.

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@erfbeeass

3 years

Is it because it's where they fucking live?

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@erfbeeass

3 years

Pain Nurse has just been ..sent via "Emily" who is following me and is also a Pain Nurse here but on holiday. Emily if you see this your blood's worth bottling.

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@erfbeeass

2 years

How's Barnaby going to live on a backbenchers salary?

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@erfbeeass

3 years

This morning I got myself from bed to wheelchair, then to bathroom, undressed, onto shower chair, removed brace - showered...and then all in reverse. It was a great feeling. And I'm due clean clothes tomorrow (hopefully) so will feel even better then. I'm ready to go home.

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@erfbeeass

3 years

Ok...I'm going to chillax until surgery...listen to some Archie Roach. I'll let you know when I'm off to the theatre. I love all the twitter support from you mob. I'm sorry I haven't responded to everyone...I've had literally thousands of notifications. But I've read every one 🥰

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@erfbeeass

2 years

Popped back in briefly with update. I'm fine. Thankyou for concern I now have broken ribs I'm in considerable pain Unrelated to ribs, tomato sauce fermented and exploded. My kitchen looks like a crime scene. I will not be answering questions on any of the above at this point.

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@erfbeeass

3 years

4pm - new cannula inserted 4:15pm - same cannula removed because I'm being moved 4:30pm - With a great deal of pain I wiggle across to Patient Transport stretcher 4:35pm - transfer cancelled coz I wasn't PCR tested today 4:40 - move back to hospital bed 4:42 - have a little cry

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@erfbeeass

2 years

Labor/Green coalition government??...heads will explode and I'm totally here for it

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@erfbeeass

3 years

Fuck these floorshitting rape apologists and eugenics proponents crywanking that @TamePunk didn't fucking smile & dance for their entertainment. Ms Tame was polite enough to attend. I wouldn't have in same situation. I wouldn't piss up Morrison's arse if his kidneys were on fire

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@erfbeeass

11 days

Oh dear. Some white folk are upset with Lidia Thorpe. What a shame. Hugs all round you precious cunts. #AlwaysWas

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@erfbeeass

3 years

I've been seen by the most excellent Pain Team here and my meds have been updated. Also just saw the surgeon. I'm here for a couple of days..going on ABs and getting x-rays, ultrasound and other stuff. Also going to look at a PICO dressing 👍 So I can stop whinging :)

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@erfbeeass

3 years

Staff here did some detective work on Twitter and tracked down "Turdine Cupcake"...they said they've had the "weirdest 10 minutes" in the office 😂 Coz they had a delivery...with this in it.... So thankyou Mystery Tweep ...Out yourself so I may thank you by name 🥰

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@erfbeeass

2 years

Polio detected in London sewage. Seems like the human race may have reached its tipping point.

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@erfbeeass

3 years

Senior RN who has been a brilliant carer for me during my 10 or 11 days here at Blacktown Hospital just asked me for my consent to use my stay and treatment as the subject of an essay he needs to write. I'm flattered and of course said yes.

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@erfbeeass

1 year

Arrived home safely. Family kept the news from me (rightfully) that the goodest girl in the world died the day after I left. Best dog I've ever owned...she wanted to protect me from the grief of watching her die. Heartbroken. #Shadow

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@erfbeeass

3 years

The RFS guys and the Ambulance ladies were absolutely brilliant. The delays are not their fault. Thank you all for keeping me company. I'll keep you all in the loop. And I still really need to wee.

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@erfbeeass

3 years

Dear Victoria...when all this is behind us...and it will be one day...you're all invited to my place in Dubbo for a bbq and a proper knee's up. I've only got a 3 bedder so some of you will have to sleep on the floor. Thanks for keeping us ALL safe. #VicLockdown

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@erfbeeass

3 years

Other roommate needs assistance. He's been waiting 20 minutes. #LetItRip We need to give every nurse a $10k bonus for the shit our political and ruling classes have put them through

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@erfbeeass

1 year

Lots of offers of help...and a doctor willing to go out on a limb to help.... You're all bloody magnificent... No interest from Dubbo Hospital or Mark Butler's office...*crickets* But I do now have escript for lower dose Ozempic (better than nothing) and anti-virals. 👍👍

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@erfbeeass

1 year

No...I am NOT the "Tolerant Left" ...I am the rage-filled Left. The Left who has had a fucking gutful of racism and stupidity...usually manifesting itself in the same person. The ONLY reason to vote No in the #VoiceToParliament is because YOU are a racist floorshitting pissbag

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@erfbeeass

1 year

All these No Voters with the Australian flag in their profiles have done it for me. The national flag is now a symbol of racism. It's a shit smeared rag they clutch around their cowardly shoulders thinking it's a cloak of righteousness when in fact it's a sackcloth of shame.

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@erfbeeass

3 years

My surgery has been cancelled for the foreseeable future #LetItRip

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@erfbeeass

16 days

Why does it matter that @AlboMP bought a $4.5m property? Because he dines out on his "grew up in housing commission" schtick and instead of working to give people today the same boost he's pulled up the ladder behind him. Don't begrudge his success. Despise his hypocrisy.

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@erfbeeass

2 years

Absolute fucking nightmare month on Australian building sites in September. Across the country 252 lost their lives in construction industry accidents. 86 in NSW alone. @Dom_Perrottet @AlboMP this needs to be addressed.

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@erfbeeass

1 year

My 20yo child already has a HELP/HECS debt of $56k but please do keep screeching about how our State & Federal governments should piss away billions on sport related ventures. It's obscene we're content to load our kids up with this kind of debt to obtain a degree.

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@erfbeeass

3 years

Just discovered that 152cm tall 38yo sister-in-law didn't know that the clothesline can be raised and lowered. She's been standing on boxes to hang washing out for DECADES.

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@erfbeeass

2 years

God, I'm so over having to make dinner for my children every single fucking day. I can't wait until they are 18 and can just have alcohol for dinner like normal adults.

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@erfbeeass

3 years

The tenderness, love and respect these nurses use with dementia patients who are screaming vitriol at them needs to be seen to be believed. I'm unsure if I knew beforehand people like this actually existed. It is next level empathy.

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@erfbeeass

3 years

FYI 3 slight nurses who probably weigh <50kg each can indeed lift a 125kg bloke up from a bathroom floor. I would not have believed if I didn't just witness it myself. There is literally nothing nurses can not do.

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@erfbeeass

2 years

2023 not off to a good start for our clan. My niece (sister's daughter) is on life support in Gosford ICU after suffering a brain bleed (aneurysm) Her mum has flown down from Cairns. Younger sister picked her up from airport. We'll head in when we hear more Hang in there Hannah

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@erfbeeass

2 years

Whilst I'm sure the well heeled citizenry of Sydney's Hills District are quite used to pushing past and knocking people on crutches, I'm willing to bet being poked in the back of the head with a crutch and told to "watch it, cunt" is an entirely new experience.

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@erfbeeass

3 years

I was "mentioned in dispatches" during handover today. Being nice to nurses makes ME feel better...it's a big part of the healing process I believe.

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@erfbeeass

16 days

Rusted on: "bUt wHaT caN ALbO dO?" Modify NG. Remove HECS indexation. Tax trusts at higher rate UBI. The list goes on & on. There is a LOT any government can do. But they don't. And the gap between rich & poor ever widens. The irony is most of you are in the "poor" category

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@erfbeeass

3 years

Hey, here's an interesting update...my ECG showed a conduction delay so now they are taking blood to check for enzymes that would indicate I've had a silent heart attack. Always exciting hey?

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@erfbeeass

2 years

@SusanIsSicOfGOP @disrupthehuman @obyrne_rachael Oh look...another condescending Yank. Do you ever pause to wonder why the world hates you so much?

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@erfbeeass

1 year

The elderly lady was ALONE IN HER OWN ROOM, holding a steak knife when a @nswpolice officer TASERED HER because she "would not drop the knife." My dad had Alzheimer's...he would've been scared & confused in that situation. That cop is not just a cunt, they are a stupid cunt.

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@erfbeeass

3 years

Gee I dunno @Joe_Hildebrand but waiting 2 and a half hours with a broken leg because there are no ambulances available sounds kinda worst case scenario to me...you busted arse clueless pillock

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@erfbeeass

3 years

The young nurse on with Pasquale is working a 16 hour shift today. She finishes at 11 tonight and is back for another 16 hour shift at 10am tomorrow. #LetItRip

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@erfbeeass

3 years

@McClenaghanRhys But you know that's not how you do the sex, right?

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@erfbeeass

2 years

At various points over the last 5 hours John Howard, George Pell, and Rupert Murdoch have Trended. Not ONE of them has had the decency to be dead. Not. Happy. Jan.

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@erfbeeass

18 days

If Bruce Lehrmann's #OnlyFans consisted of women lining up to kick him firmly in the nutsack I'd certainly be prepared to pay up to $20 a month.

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@erfbeeass

3 years

Unfortunately Dr Murphy is busy. Accepting Brendan Murphy's award on his behalf are the succession of other people who raised his kids while he was working.

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@erfbeeass

2 years

Look, I'm sorry to go on and on and fucking on about this...but we've been "off-grid" now since 7:30am..done 2 loads washing AND drying, hot water has reheated, we've fed 4.3kW back into the grid, used a total of 44kWh energy AND our battery is still at 94%.

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