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@epicbrainstorm

7 months

When is this shit going to stop?

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@epicbrainstorm

18 days

Against my better judgement I’m checking out some Stiiizy “premium” flower.

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@epicbrainstorm

2 months

Dude I was helping up in the high country turned 86 so he’s letting his pure bloods out and I got the first clips. 88’ Malawi Gold, 91’Bull Rider, 89’ Hindu Kush, 91’ ChemDawg, 91’ Chronic( the one the album was named after). All been in isolation since their marked year.

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@epicbrainstorm

6 months

Is this a spider mite or an aphid?

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6 months

The joys of raising twin boys.

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@epicbrainstorm

6 months

Alright Fuckers. Looks like we’re there.

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@epicbrainstorm

6 months

Here it is. I’ll repost all of the others from start.

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@epicbrainstorm

7 months

It burns.

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@epicbrainstorm

7 months

13 day change.

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3 months

These spider mites are kinda pokey.

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@epicbrainstorm

5 months

This fucker snuck up behind me in the garage. Then my cannaninja reflexes kicked in and I accidentally stepped backwards onto his head. Ok. I’ll admit it. I may have peed a little when it started whipping around. 💦🐍

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@epicbrainstorm

1 year

@NoCapFights He really needs to get his toxic masculinity under control. She even asked them to give him a turn. What more could he want?

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@epicbrainstorm

6 months

Hey @elonmusk , get your catchers mitt and go outside. I’ve never asked for reposts but if you know anyone who could use a couple seconds to smile and shake their head at some jackass playing with his herbs this is the stuff right here. 🔥🚀

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@epicbrainstorm

7 months

@cooncatcrazy Wish I was. When I saw it I was excited to show it but at the same time my heart sunk because I realized all the others that have been showing up weren’t a joke.

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@epicbrainstorm

18 days

The trim crew getting in some training b4 harvest.

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@epicbrainstorm

8 months

Just going for the terps.

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@epicbrainstorm

7 months

Just a quick visual recap for anyone new interested in the blooming tissue cultures.

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3 months

Random bag beans that were marked “Shoreline dead show 6/3/95” no idea what it is.

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@epicbrainstorm

3 months

Time to burn some evidence.

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@epicbrainstorm

1 month

I’m hoping I get at least a zip off of this one.

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@epicbrainstorm

6 months

About to Drip that new Drawp in time for 420!! This one is for the glitter peeps.🤣

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@epicbrainstorm

6 months

Mama Abigail’s giggle juice is ready just in time for the guests to take it to the slopes for the day tomorrow.

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@epicbrainstorm

7 months

@UltraToxicMale Was able to peel some of it off. Smells like rosin and sugar.

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@epicbrainstorm

3 months

Time to start off the day with some of my organics mids. Please don’t hate, I’m poor and have to make my own fertilizer.

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@epicbrainstorm

3 months

These Cali rats are gettin picky. If this doesn’t do it, I give up.

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@epicbrainstorm

29 days

20 years ago if someone told me I’d be making canna soap someday. Id have said, go eat granola & freshen up that patchouli. At least times have changed & making soap is what dudes do now right? Right? Oh fuck man, WTF is happening?😳

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@epicbrainstorm

4 months

WOW!! 1500 “fellow fuckers” Sound on if you’ve got the attention span for it today. 😂

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@epicbrainstorm

8 months

Here’s another new super heavy we like to call Permanent Hardware. The buzz lasts forever.

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@epicbrainstorm

6 months

The “feminized “seeds I received from a “seed bank “ vs. the seeds I made from the one female I got out of the batch. 😂

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@epicbrainstorm

4 months

Nighty night fuckers. 🫡

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4 months

She thinks she’s hiding.

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@epicbrainstorm

5 months

Oh I think it’s about to go down. 🤣

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@epicbrainstorm

18 days

Yeah, ditto bro. The way they got them webs at the core is an art form. Someday 🤞🤣

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@epicbrainstorm

5 months

These spider mites are getting bigger everyday. 😂

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@epicbrainstorm

5 months

Random branch fell and looky what I found. The old pot rocket has been out in the weather since March 29th. Couldn’t have come at a better time. Just ran out of smoke last nigh. Think it’s still good?🤣

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@epicbrainstorm

6 months

People have been asking why I moved to the mountains because it seems like so much work. Then I pull out the 45cal sky slug that hit the sidewalk 16” from one of my kids. That was the day before I liquidated everything and headed for the hills. Stays in my pocket as a reminder.

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@epicbrainstorm

7 months

The music is getting loud outside and the parade of headlights coming up my road tells me I forgot it’s Saturday night. Got to go hang irl and be a good host, so here’s the findings.

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@epicbrainstorm

29 days

I smell sabotage & it smells like copious amounts of cat piss. Yesterday she was a beautiful Romulan. R.I.P Big mama🫡. This mother fucker backed right up to her & sprayed my poor defenseless girl. She been with me long enough that I know it wasn’t consensual. Fkn😼💦😢💦

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@epicbrainstorm

6 months

I have absolutely no idea what I’m doing and I’m not really even sure what these flowers are. Can someone help diagnose the problem here?

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@epicbrainstorm

4 months

She’s comin down.

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@epicbrainstorm

4 months

How much do you think all these leaf nugs will dry out to?

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@epicbrainstorm

7 months

Had to save some to run through the rig.

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5 months

She’s ready to party. 🎉 🔥😂

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@epicbrainstorm

2 months

#BUDFLOOD

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@epicbrainstorm

6 months

Nighty night fuckers. I’m out 🫡

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@epicbrainstorm

2 months

Update: insane rapid growth on the banana mint cream f2 from @terpfrenzy . It’s eclipsing everything else in the table. Serious vigor , if it flowers like it grows this is going to be one that everyone needs to check out.

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@epicbrainstorm

3 months

#BUDFLOOD

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@epicbrainstorm

5 months

O geez. I think I may have been mistaken as to the nature of this confrontation. 😳 see everybody? This plant is great for making friends. 😂🤣

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@epicbrainstorm

7 months

Pulling the terps out of them peels.

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@epicbrainstorm

6 months

Anyone else sneak peak or is it just me?

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@epicbrainstorm

5 months

Don’t you hate it when you get weed stuck to your ass?

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@epicbrainstorm

4 months

Nighty night fuckers.

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@epicbrainstorm

1 month

Every time I try to germinate a mango I get nada. My smart ass kid is 5 for 5 so far his first try. I asked him what he did and he tells me he’s going to go ahead and keep his secret from me until I’m old enough to be responsible with the knowledge. 😂🤣

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@epicbrainstorm

5 months

Nighty night fuckers.

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@epicbrainstorm

30 days

Time 2 give props 2 new growers & beginners out in X land. U peeps are doing great work. I’ve seen some of your 1st grows make my 1st 10 look like💩. Wanted 2 make sure 🫵 know you’re appreciated. Pick the tips U can & do wut works 4 u. 🙏keep sharing & keep ⬆️ the good work🔥👊

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@epicbrainstorm

3 months

Here’s some weed.

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@epicbrainstorm

2 months

Howard’s first defol session.

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@epicbrainstorm

1 month

Industry dinner last night with some brokers and distributors. Listened to them discuss how they’ll drop market price for premium indoor and outdoor flower again b4 years end. Their goal is $600 a P for indoor and $150 a P for outdoor. Can you commercial growers still profit?

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@epicbrainstorm

3 months

Time to do the final trim up and weigh-in of that split personality party girl. Pierced vs. o’natural.

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@epicbrainstorm

4 months

Ready for the final trim.

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@epicbrainstorm

1 month

When animals love you they protect you. Shaine jumped me and screamed in my ear while I was moving a piece of lumber. Wouldn’t stop attacking me until I backed up. Then he went in and got this fucker to make some noise. Too aggressive to relocate this one. Thanks little buddy🐓

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@epicbrainstorm

18 days

@GreenExotics Either mold or mites.

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@epicbrainstorm

5 months

It’s 420 eve fuckers!! Who else gettin ready?

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@epicbrainstorm

3 months

Nighty night fuckers.

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@epicbrainstorm

8 months

Here we go. @UltraToxicMale @sugarcoatedank @BULLSEYENICK198

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@epicbrainstorm

5 months

Looks like an EPIC turf war is about to ensue.

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@epicbrainstorm

1 month

Just trying to sink some fence posts and we hit a spring after we broke through a little bit of granite. Crazy shit all that water just sitting in the hill next to the pond.

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@epicbrainstorm

1 month

It’s time to cleanse the timeline peeps @DFDredd got the #BUDFLOOD ball rolling so let’s not let the homie work it all alone. Here’s some good old Romulan.

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@epicbrainstorm

1 month

Got some healthy clips off the outdoor moonshots. Romulan sourced at Berkeley patients group 1997, thin mints sourced at Sanoma County patients group 1998, and Ken’s cut gdp sourced at The Purple Heart in Oakland 1998. Got one female each from those old ass beans.

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@epicbrainstorm

4 months

Nighty night fuckers.

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@epicbrainstorm

5 months

Something potentially devastating to all of us growers was brought to my attention last week, so I’ve been driving up and down the state of California the last few days to see how far reaching this cannabis pathogen is. I’ll let everyone in on it and what to look for tonight.

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@epicbrainstorm

4 months

My guardian angel had to get out of his wheelchair today and do some work. Head on collision right in front of me. The jeep cleared over me and I came out without a scratch. Those pieces from the Cherokee on the ground got pulled out of my roof rack.

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@epicbrainstorm

7 months

@tweetsofWIZARD I hope there’s some kalaxian crystals in there. 😂l

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5 months

Gotta love those hydro store guys. Dude tried to sell me on a $46 case of 6 reusable filter socks for flow tables. Nah bro, I’m cheap enough to walk into the ladies section with a smile on my face and grab a box of hose for 5 bucks. 😂🤣

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@epicbrainstorm

5 months

Nighty night fuckers. 🫡💤

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2 months

Dropped my first outdoor plants in over 20 years randomly around the property to find the fertile spots. I’d say this is a winner. Not a single drop of nutes yet on this one.

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@epicbrainstorm

2 months

Tonight’s sensory pairing. Durban Poison X Berry White and some Verve.

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5 months

So out of these 3 crosses, one tested positive for HLVD and the other 2 were negative. It seems the one that blisters flower out of the leaf stem is the HLVD symptom? The others with the mutation that create a full separate stem out of the leaf don’t have it. I’m at a loss. 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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5 months

Party girl update.

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2 months

Vivipary

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3 months

Thinking cyrus is a little jelly of the new duck. He hasn’t landed on me for months. Now he won’t leave me alone. 😂

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7 months

Every leaf on the weirdo nugged out. Anyone else getting these from any of the new Heinz 57’s?

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6 months

Going to punish some plants through bloom and see how they come out.

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4 months

Come on fuckers!! Let’s get @PaulyShore lit up. I don’t usually join in on this kind of shit, but the Wiez is just what this shit show needs right now. Spark up some Purple Sticky Juice and give him a fellow.

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2 months

Howie checking to see if I wore gloves in trim jail. 😂

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7 months

The weirdo is done.

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2 months

Testing Howard’s aerodynamics. This little bastard has no fear. 😂

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3 months

Just for the record I’ve never paid a homeless person $20 to take a shit on someone’s car who was being an obnoxious dick. Especially not on a Range Rover this afternoon.

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@epicbrainstorm

28 days

How many of the big cannabis personalities do you think used to be the exact little guys that they are keeping down now? How many of them accidentally made a good strain and all the sudden became authorities on the science surrounding cannabis without any real education?🤔

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@epicbrainstorm

7 months

The stuff you find in these big trees when they fall is crazy.

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4 months

These motherfuckers were out cheesing with the gyotdayum skunks again. Fuuuuuck. 🤮

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2 months

Duckdog.

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@epicbrainstorm

3 years

@VailshireCap That’s the investment equivalent of breaking the heads off all your Barbie dolls because skipper won’t play with her for a while😂🤣

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@epicbrainstorm

7 months

Sorry been busy and forgot about posting this project. Tissue culture 20 days from transfer.

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3 months

High as fuck with a duck. 🦆

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6 months

Do you think she’ll even notice?🙈

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5 months

Nighty night fuckers.

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5 months

This girl is feral. Looks like she’s been on the streets for a while. Going to trim the fat.

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1 month

These birds love their greens.

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5 months

I’ve got 3 strains now that do it on the reg. They all have that weirdo in them. They’re starting earlier with every generation. Anyone know what this is?

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