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@chrismaddern
Sticker/right option is 9 cents cheaper...but also has to be manually peeled and placed on every single mailer, which obviously adds time (and the potential for me to screw it up).
@robfindlay
@chrismaddern
@Shpigford
...this is not a bad idea. Though, where would one put a temporary tattoo that size? Would likely have to be at least 3-5" wide/tall to be readable.
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Doing a limited edition run of these desk signs on
@LaserTweets
.
Get 'em while they're hot!
@chrismaddern
@Shpigford
I'd actually started down that road, rebranding as "" but realized I don't actually enjoy doing tons of custom stuff and instead prefer the limitations that tweets force.
@press5
There's actually already a light sealant applied to the unetched parts, so you won't be able to add a stain without some pretty substantial sanding.