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9 months

‘What’s your star sign?’ Her: *says literally any star* ‘A what?! Oh heeelll no. I need to stay away from you’ Her: Noooo. Whhhyyyy? What did we do???

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@emceeIII

9 months

My theory is that God takes all his demo animals and tests them out in the ocean and then debuts them in Australia..

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9 months

This creature is a basket star

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@emceeIII

3 years

They gave me food after my interview and I’m eating so fast 😭 hope they realise how much I need this job

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@emceeIII

7 years

When bae's nail polish is drying so I type her "men are trash" tweets for her ❤️

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@emceeIII

4 years

DM your dealer’s number

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@emceeIII

9 months

You guys think these daily twitter rants meant to humble women are from gents in happy relationships?

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9 months

Gents are also lonely they just hide it well

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@emceeIII

3 years

It’s going to be 13:00 soon. Then it’s going to be 17:00. Then it’s going to be Monday morning 😭

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3 years

A cellphone in Zulu

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@emceeIII

1 year

Gohan winning the Cell Games but losing his father in the process:

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1 year

ESPN would be hilarious during the Cell Games

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@emceeIII

3 years

Was walking under one of the bridges in Joburg CBD and saw a bunch of guys vaccinating each other 🥺🥺♥️

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@emceeIII

4 years

Somewhere between insecurity and admiration

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4 years

Why do we watch our own stories a thousand times?

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@emceeIII

3 years

Uthi compliments to the witch 😭

hot mama

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3 years

I ate so much in my dream 😭 the food was so good pls lomntu undithakathayo uyapheka STRAIGHT 😭

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@emceeIII

2 years

Contraceptives are what you use in order NOT to fall pregnant, i think you mean contradictions

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2 years

How I’m spending my NYE 😌 Merry nyuye bafethu 🤘🏽

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1 year

Maybe ufuna uba fit blind

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1 year

shades at the gym ??

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@emceeIII

4 years

Kraxakqaxakraxakqaxakraxakqaxak ‘I’m in’

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4 years

Lmao i hate how these soapies make hacking look easy

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@emceeIII

6 years

I see what Mandoza saw in you

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6 years

I'm totally bewildered with the lack of empathy shown by many white South Africans. You don't need to be woke to get that for the most part we have benefited from the marginalisation and exclusion of people of colour. Own your priveldge, appreciate it and pay it forward 🇿🇦

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@emceeIII

5 months

I just realised we say ‘What’s the tea?’ because you have to… gosSIP it 😳

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@emceeIII

3 years

Man, that granny has no business being that cold. Down to the phara stance? She’s too icy

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@emceeIII

4 years

Whenever I went to the fees office to appeal, I always wore a hat just so I could take it off and crush it in my hand while begging

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@emceeIII

5 years

I have a theory that DaBaby wrote one really long ass verse and he’s just been splitting it into 3 minute songs since he started rapping

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@emceeIII

6 years

White privilege

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@emceeIII

5 years

I sometimes suddenly stop having fun

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@emceeIII

3 years

‘Isdima sombhaki’ was an amazing late entry for 2021. Yall outdid yourselves this year

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@emceeIII

5 years

At 2:16 on ‘Composure’, AKA is heard screaming “heh heh heh!”. This is because he was startled when the mic caught on fire after his first verse.

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5 years

Tweet your most random music fact.

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@emceeIII

6 years

Highcon living

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@yolopalisson_

6 years

bro 😭😭😭😭😭

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@emceeIII

2 years

@k4bia @Zingah_LOTJ Clearly you didn’t get the joke either

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@emceeIII

6 years

Trap Van Vergelyking

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2 years

Breakfast at Daisies:

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@emceeIII

8 months

🐐 There can only be one

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@Okay_Wasabi

8 months

what’s your favourite SA Rap opening line?

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@emceeIII

6 years

Jay really outchea looking like Chris Hani

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@WordOnRd

6 years

Drake and JAY Z last night at the #OTRII show in Detroit. 📸 @kodaklens

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@emceeIII

4 years

Me distracting Jesus so that my friends can sneak into heaven

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@emceeIII

9 months

@YuleD If it don’t kill your first

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@emceeIII

5 years

No one speaks about how George is highkey a bad bad

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5 years

sisashoota.

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@emceeIII

5 years

This really does look like the principal’s office with the headboy and headgirl

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@MbalulaFikile

5 years

Nice one high office .

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@emceeIII

8 years

Wow, drag my mom

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8 years

Don't eat with those who will brag about feeding you.

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@emceeIII

5 years

Nitipe. Kuvuke oy’1 ngo 12 ebsuku athi “baby masingene ezingubeni” aphendule ebuthongweni athi “andilelanga” uhleke esis’bhanxa sakho ❤️ >

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@Vuyo_Unchained

5 years

Drinking indoors nomntu wakho, nizivalele, ninxilelane >

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@emceeIII

6 years

When GloCell was selling phones for R1 and a starter pack for R199.

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6 years

biggest scam in South Africa ?

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@emceeIII

4 years

The disciples after Jesus turned the water:

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@camagumayeye_

4 years

ayimandi lento ndiyisela apha

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@emceeIII

8 years

So when Beyoncé's daughter gets older and falls pregnant unexpectedly, did the baby Come out of the Blue?

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@emceeIII

7 years

I hate how Xhosa moms just make up words on the spot and we somehow understand them Mom: Ndisendleleni ebuyayo, kanithi 'brrrrr' nje kancinci apho Me: OK Ma Sis: Uthini uMama? Me: Uthi usendleleni, ucela si clean-e

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@emceeIII

6 years

Travis Pot Metro Blooming Chief Leaf Lily Wayne

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@emceeIII

5 years

When your girl is dishing up for you at a braai and you see she only put two pieces of chicken on your plate

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@emceeIII

6 years

Assuming these are all R5, you would need 2900 in order to reach R14 500. The volume of a R5 coin is a little less than 5000 cubic mm. The volume of a 5L bottle is 5 000 000 cubic mm. 5 000 000/5000 = 1000. You can only fit 1000 R5 coins in there, not 2900. You have lied, sir

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@emceeIII

5 months

Guys? How do you spell ‘in your window’? Like when someone is flirting inappropriately and is making sexual in your window?

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@emceeIII

2 years

@asiphe_cetywayo Reminds me of this 😂

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@emceeIII

4 years

This is basically UberEats for crocodiles and anacondas

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4 years

Why camp by a river when you can camp on one?

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@emceeIII

6 years

Tactics

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@emceeIII

5 years

Cuddling with your gorgeous South African girlfriend after a long day of her calling you short and ugly on Twitter

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@emceeIII

4 years

Your girl after you send her fresh cut selfies

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@emceeIII

4 years

You telling me them niggas in the Anaconda movies could have just laid down a fleece blanket and the movie would have been over?

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@emceeIII

5 years

I realized early that when people say they’re broke on twitter they don’t mean broke like you

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5 years

You people have IVY Park money in January? Wild

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@emceeIII

6 years

Drake: You're not even top 5 as far as your label talent goes Desiigner:

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@emceeIII

7 years

Light water Dark water Faux water Real water Rich water Poor water House water Field water :

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@emceeIII

7 months

Literally anything, guys. South African alien invasion Comedy about Afrikaaners who have been doomsday bunking since ‘94 and come up to a world of amapiano and red beret politicians A kasi superhero The Office style mockumentary Adventures of Bree Taxi cat

Thabang Moleya

@Teabag_Moleya

7 months

Okay so guys. You don’t want to see any political stories? No story about two families fighting a taxi war? No love story about a guy falling for someone he shouldn’t. No more unnecessary sex? Can I ask, as a filmmaker what stories do you want to see?

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@emceeIII

6 years

'Eminem stans' are just called 'stans'

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6 years

Eminem stans

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@emceeIII

3 years

When you calculated a 5:3 ratio on the pizza and she reaches for her 4th slice

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@emceeIII

10 months

I don’t know what this is but let’s let the Afrikaaners do whatever rituals they need to do for their ancestors to make sure we are good for 2027

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10 months

Haau, I thought the trophy tour long ended. Ho etsahalang mo? 😳

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@emceeIII

4 years

How did such a wholesome guy play a villain like DG 😂

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@emceeIII

6 months

‘Afro’ punk with no Africa is CRAAAAAZY, I need y’all to know that

AFROPUNK

@afropunk

6 months

South Africa fam, We love & miss y'all. We want to let y'all know that we will not be coming back SA this year. We hope to be back soon! Any and all official AFROPUNK announcements will come from our social accounts. We hope to be back with y'all next year!

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@emceeIII

6 years

A Tribe Called Kwetsa

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@emceeIII

2 years

When she’s perfect but she’s into Jesus and God and stuff <

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@emceeIII

9 months

God at the Creepy Crawly 15 Pro Max launch

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@emceeIII

5 years

Your facial structure is impeccable. And I’m an architect, so I know a lot about structures

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@emceeIII

2 years

Found out my crush doesn’t drink kwaphela nalo crush. And’bafuni abantu abangaseliyo

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@emceeIII

8 years

Don't romanticize poverty 😃

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@emceeIII

8 years

If Pick 'n Pay doesn't call their No Name brand of sour milk 'Anonymaas' then they're wasting everybody's time

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@emceeIII

6 years

Didn't know there were so many places in Durban

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@_Bonga

6 years

KZN nicely explained. Its more than just Durban

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@emceeIII

5 years

Stage 10 load shedding is when Eskom comes to your house, give you half a Xan 13 hours before you land and you're out like a light.

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@emceeIII

4 years

Character development

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@emceeIII

7 years

Obviously. Y'all honestly thought a black man could be unfaithful? lol

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@emceeIII

5 years

Me: I’m sick and tired of varsity My lecturers who’ve seen me repeat the same courses 5 times:

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@emceeIII

6 years

Your fake hatred for Debonairs is directly proportional to your fake love for sushi

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@emceeIII

4 years

@crewealexfc @charliekirkx

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@emceeIII

5 months

“Clocking numbers without thirst traps and dancing challenges, I stan👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽”

honorary dyan 🇲🇿🇿🇼🇳🇬🇦🇴🇿🇦

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5 months

Clocking numbers without thirst traps and dancing challenges, I stan👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽

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@emceeIII

7 years

Hey guys! I do these AMAZING digital portraits for R100. Feel free to DM me if you'd like one. Please do best by RTing and sharing

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@emceeIII

2 years

Physics paper: The unit of measurement for Power is.. Me:

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@emceeIII

4 years

Yo, do funeral parlors host competitions? Like, can you win a free funeral?

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@emceeIII

1 year

I wonder what poor girl is being impersonated by a SAn gent here

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@_m_unique

1 year

I am 24 years with 2 kids (different fathers) & 6 months pregnant (don’t know the father) . I am looking for a partner who is going to love & accept me with my kids. I am ready to settle down. 🥹 #uMjoloWithAzola

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@emceeIII

6 years

So AKA found Bonang's Infinity Stones in his cupboard?

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@emceeIII

6 years

Me when I'm being served at a Joburg braai

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@emceeIII

5 years

“What’s weird babe” “Nobody has left we’re all chilling genuinely”

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Bomboclaat

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@emceeIII

6 years

This dude deadass looks like the Asian Nasty C

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@emceeIII

4 years

@AsaKakaza You guys seem to understand the importance of punishing racists but draw the line when it comes to homophobia/transphobia. Your privilege is showing

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@emceeIII

4 years

These niggas will tweet anything if they think it’ll get them RTs.

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@emceeIII

6 years

She sold us her personality before she sold us her music. Chess game moves

masc potatoes (Witchblade Era)🗡️

@CertifiedFool_

6 years

Cardi B built an Instagram fan base that propelled her to Love and Hip-Hop which she then used as an opportunity to become a Grammy nominated artist co-hosting the Tonight Show while her peers are still “in the studio” and people get on here and act like she’s dumb. Wow

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This look is one for the bewks