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@KefiloeWame
Clive Bixby
2 years
this one time my mom found me in the kitchen at 4am crying with a mouth full of mince ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Clive Bixby
2 years
Her : โ€œBut you met my dad!โ€ Me:
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@KandonDortch
Kandon
2 years
how you meet someoneโ€™s parents and STILL cheat ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Clive Bixby
2 years
You're eating your girlfriend's undercooked stew again because Sunday is for lovers ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Clive Bixby
2 years
Easter?
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Sechaba
2 years
How do you celebrate someone's death? La loya lona
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Clive Bixby
9 months
Gents are also lonely they just hide it well
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Clive Bixby
2 years
This mince was really good. The only good thing I had in my life at that moment ๐Ÿ˜”
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Clive Bixby
2 years
Guys I was drunk and my mom just told me to close the pot and go to sleep๐Ÿ˜”
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Clive Bixby
3 years
"Know your worth" Ele papago to his friends who are present fathers!
@kay_mahapa
Lesilo Rula
3 years
Late Fatherโ€™s Day papao roast, letโ€™s gooo!!!!
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Clive Bixby
1 year
Guys if o jola le motho o shapo o nang le kelello make it work!!!
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Clive Bixby
1 year
@KayMachitje Talking stage mid relationship doesnโ€™t exist they were having sex
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Clive Bixby
2 years
You're eating Six Gun chicken again my sista? ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Clive Bixby
2 years
These tweets wouldn't have happened if July ended yesterday
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Clive Bixby
2 years
The Bloemfontein urge to tell someone something doesnโ€™t belong to their mom.
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Clive Bixby
2 years
Babalwa M:" I can't be with someone who's inconsistent" Kelvin Momo:
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Clive Bixby
9 months
Youโ€™re not Vetkoek or Mahoota the loneliness will definitely get to you at some point in your life
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Clive Bixby
9 months
@TourlifeKing We have time today make a thread
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Clive Bixby
2 years
Gin festival ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ
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Clive Bixby
2 years
Tswana women that come from random towns in NW/NC =๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ“ฆ
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Clive Bixby
2 years
Or if I had a podcast no one listened to.
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Clive Bixby
2 years
Yes we do need more uniformed male opinions in the world
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Clive Bixby
2 years
Mo Bloem'o re ma 666 my sista tsa di 10 re di utlwa ka lona
@tshimooo
tshimo.
2 years
no man from bloemfontein is a 10.
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Clive Bixby
2 years
The consistency of the quality of music that Kabza and Momo produce is remarkable
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Clive Bixby
3 years
That's because le bitsa "kota" and not skhambane.
@_peacepunkpaul
Khotso.
3 years
Bloemfontein has terrible kotas.
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Clive Bixby
2 years
gents just go to therapy and learn how to be good partners. Di Nyatsi tsa nou di rata attention
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Clive Bixby
2 years
Nkare nka wina 100 million ea lotto and give her R99 999 000 R1000 for flowers and Wacky Wednesday reje monate
@frwontou
frwontou
2 years
lulama wolf
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Clive Bixby
2 years
I hate how "hard work" was sold as going the extra mile and not as consistency of showing up.
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Clive Bixby
2 years
Space sa go hema!
@Neo_Chocks
Neo Mochochoko
2 years
You're single, you have no dependants, no friends, you hardly entertain. and you have 1 car. But you want a 3 bedroom house, with 2 bathrooms, a dining area, a big yard, and a pool. Why?
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Clive Bixby
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Clive Bixby
2 years
@jojomatches ๐Ÿ˜‚ It was actually really good...it made me realize that I deserve better ๐Ÿ˜”
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Clive Bixby
2 years
80% of what's being said about relationships on SM is useless to you as an individual in real life
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Clive Bixby
3 years
Outside of TOV batho ba kreiya di lamza rona re emetse change ea di kilana๐Ÿ˜”
@jaymalete
๐‰๐š๐ฒ ๐–๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐…๐ž๐ง๐  ๐’๐ก๐ฎ๐ข.
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Rona ha re tagwa re batla di kilana tsa peri peri
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Clive Bixby
2 years
Separating the whites from the colours while Kelvin Momoโ€™s Sukakude is playing >>>
@OlwethuVilakazi
Bra Bhiza uDokotela
2 years
Nigga chose a soundbar over a washing machine? When will men start being serious about life? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคš๐Ÿพ
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Clive Bixby
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@Thami_Shezii
uDlaba.
1 year
Long weekend photodumps? ๐Ÿ“ท ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿพ
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Clive Bixby
1 year
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@Ashseraka2
Ashlolo
1 year
Show us how your weekend was - In pictures โค๏ธ
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Clive Bixby
2 years
@Tshepo_Ranko It's also heartbreaking dealing with the reality that your parent willingly doesn't want to be part of your life.
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Clive Bixby
2 years
@TheBlackLayers Because where's the line? When her parents die and the family needs to help around is that free labor or do they also need to be compensated??
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Clive Bixby
3 years
Dominating the league with Big Sam and Roy as his competitors. Everytime a decent coach came into the league he lost it. Wenger/Mourinho /Ancelotti/Mancini. Pep would've cooked him for lunch
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Clive Bixby
2 years
Letswai la Chicken Licken le ngopotsa nna ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Clive Bixby
4 years
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Clive Bixby
2 years
And that's why I love tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜ญ
@torylanez
Tory Lanez
3 years
Me at my house .... watching niggas on Twitter celebrating and thinking Iโ€™m going to jail ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ .........
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Clive Bixby
4 years
But he's my child?
@DatGuy_DeMike
็š‡้บฅๅ…‹
4 years
Donโ€™t go broke for Christmas spoiling somebody you canโ€™t even post.
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Clive Bixby
1 year
โ€œLe strict/ ni strict/le bogaleโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ Whoever came up with that deserves their flowers Shem
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Clive Bixby
2 years
Gents think a pretty wife is an accessory... daddy's why ba kwatiswa ke bo Dr Musa because what do you mean you actually like your partner
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Clive Bixby
4 years
Genesis was a bit stale compared to Revelations.
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Clive Bixby
3 years
Spur is the best place to take yourself out. The food brings back top tier childhood memories
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Clive Bixby
3 years
Lamza in the club bangs especially if you're going home to someone else ๐Ÿฅบ
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Clive Bixby
4 years
ase trap ke pina tsa Afrikaans
@thandoau
t.
4 years
I never hear what focalistic says but Iโ€™ll vibe to the song.
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Clive Bixby
3 years
I'm close, ke ka Botshabelo why?
@Karaybu
the answer
3 years
Are you in Bryanston?
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Clive Bixby
3 years
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Clive Bixby
1 year
โ€œWe regret to inform youโ€ ya nywana!
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Clive Bixby
3 years
It's like your parents coming back home from a long day and you didn't clean nor cook. It's upsetting!
@BiKeR626
iCherry 2.0
3 years
But also Iโ€™m getting it. Iโ€™ve been dumped before for being lazy. This man was fuming when he came back home and found me in the exact position he left me in on the bed watching movies. I had even connected the extension so the laptop doesnโ€™t die while Iโ€™m watching.
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Clive Bixby
1 year
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Clive Bixby
2 years
Eg. โ€œHa se shopโ€™o ea mmagoโ€
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Clive Bixby
2 years
This is how your girlfriends who were hating on wearing football shirts to dates are gonna start rocking up
@ESPNFC
ESPN FC
2 years
Kim Kardashian spotted wearing a retro Roma kit in Los Angeles ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿบ
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Clive Bixby
1 year
I need to get a few tattoos my arms are as bland as my love life
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Clive Bixby
2 years
I've had such a bad relationship with myself in my 20s that I'm only getting to know and like myself now
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Clive Bixby
1 year
Please introduce half and half wings with half zinger and the other half dunked @KFCSA
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Clive Bixby
1 year
@_ConsigliereLex โ€œSorry playerโ€ฆyou got a match withโ€ฆTHE UNDERTAKEERR!!!โ€
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Clive Bixby
1 year
Engwe e tlo re bolaya ke bocha bo sa feleng
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Clive Bixby
9 months
I stopped making Christmas plans with my family after we had Kelloggโ€™s for Christmas dinner because my mom and aunt were too sauced
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Clive Bixby
3 years
Chelete ke scoota! Ra e namela namela namela! ๐Ÿ•บ
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Clive Bixby
1 year
His dance scene on water in Step Up was more impressive tbqh
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Clive Bixby
3 years
Why don't they go to the burbs? Are you gonna drop them off ko Preller or?
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Clive Bixby
9 months
โ€œHe.e Mamane Kefiloe ha je beetrootโ€ e le motho waka next year
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Clive Bixby
4 years
Being upset because someone spoils their partner is just wild.
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Clive Bixby
2 years
next thing ke 5pm le lebetse go defrost'a chicken
@jah_vinny_23
Vinny
2 years
Good Morning โ˜•๏ธ Happy Wednesday ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Clive Bixby
2 years
Ba e robe pelo o dire straight back ๐Ÿ˜”
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Clive Bixby
3 years
What about your Girlfriend Ruben Loftus-Cheek?
@NiiNiiFC
NiiNiiFC-BlueLionsTV
3 years
Itโ€™s been a pattern for how many seasons now When times are hard, isnโ€™t it funny every team targets our left hand side? This left of Alonslow & Verna, is like playing with 2 less players
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Clive Bixby
2 years
The only Robert we know is Mogabe๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Clive Bixby
1 year
Why doesnโ€™t he also steal diapers?!
@BonganiNtuli
Sokhulu
1 year
I wonder where society draws the line with the relative morality of crime. A desperate mother steals diapers & society donates for her, a desperate father steals a bicycle or phone to sell & feed his baby & heโ€™s an outright criminal.
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Clive Bixby
1 year
Weโ€™re supposed to be waking up to PITN posters all over our SM
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Clive Bixby
1 year
You guys should go do an episode of Defining ๐Ÿฅบ
@mikangobeni_
sunshine ๐Ÿฉต
1 year
Happy birthday to my heart keeper ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ’• I love you so so much my punchus @BonganiKunene_
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Clive Bixby
2 years
Or โ€œHa se mo ga mmagoโ€
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Clive Bixby
3 years
You guys are too quiet about how Phil Foden out played Mbappe and Halaand.
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Clive Bixby
1 year
If she had a career in entertainment before becoming an influencer Iโ€™d say so but weโ€™ve seen treble winners fall
@jefszn
flygod
1 year
Kay Yarms will never lose the dressing room.
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Clive Bixby
11 months
Iโ€™m going to need a million rand for December
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Clive Bixby
4 years
Can't call my barber 'Papa' because he never disappoints ๐Ÿ˜”
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Clive Bixby
3 years
You guys are scared to give another party municipal power and then you're shocked at why the current government doesn't believe in consequences
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Clive Bixby
2 years
Canโ€™t believe you guys bullied this poor lady into tweeting her life story like she scammed you guys for money ๐Ÿ˜”
@Thulisa_Mimi
Nomimi
2 years
Hope this makes it clear: My kids are very safe at home and Iโ€™m the only one supporting them, the father has been unemployed. Unemployment is not the reason I broke up with him, heโ€™s always been abusive, now itโ€™s getting out of hand as his track, hacking my phone and creating
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Clive Bixby
3 years
Hey, Uphi?
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Clive Bixby
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Clive Bixby
2 years
Batho Ba Nyala and rona re busy ka di "Why nika lali ama'khaya, asifuni kulala mkhaya"
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Clive Bixby
2 years
In love and friendships there's always better to be experienced. Don't hold yourself hostage thinking you'll never experience better...
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Clive Bixby
1 year
One bad week away from doing nyaope Nibe bhikhefuli!
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Clive Bixby
2 years
le batla re mamele eng bo "fuck you madafaka!"??
@_shwabade_
๐’๐–๐–†๐ค๐–† ๐™๐–š๐–‘๐–š
2 years
Amapiano is a great genre , but it being the only thing you listen to is a character flaw
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Clive Bixby
1 year
@Pukiie_ youโ€™re so good๐Ÿ’
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Clive Bixby
1 year
I hope you guys vote out the DA in the Western Cape next year
@Amanda_Umxhosa
Amanda Mamzangwa ๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธ
1 year
Dyans will always have our best interest at heart Iโ€™m afraid ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Clive Bixby
2 years
I hope Cyan Boujee is having a great week
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Clive Bixby
2 years
So are nyaope boys after you give them R2โ€ฆ
@Thwema1
MrRedFlag ๐Ÿšฉ
2 years
Women are actually good people when treated right. โค๏ธ
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Clive Bixby
2 years
Bathong sup shawdy?!
@tlotlole_m
lee
2 years
nna ke rata ma nigga guys ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ
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Clive Bixby
1 year
Uright uboy ngama pacifier? ๐Ÿฅบ
@issa_goddess022
Life Of A Goddess
1 year
๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿค
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Clive Bixby
2 years
SA drivers are actually quite selfish people. We see it everyday people making decisions that they know are wrong
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Clive Bixby
2 years
Introducing your partner as cock blocker on SM just lacks decorum. Like you just paid your lobola and cock blocker is your first thought??
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Clive Bixby
2 years
Ngl I personally donโ€™t know a diss track thatโ€™s better than Composure
Composure the best diss track to come out of SA.
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Clive Bixby
2 years
The only thing that helps with heartbreak is 2nd Avenue and alcohol. Le Pastor At o maka
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Clive Bixby
3 years
You guys want the less fortunate to go protest and put their lives on the line while you're at home tweeting. Le tlwayela batho masepa
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Clive Bixby
1 year
Guys I decided to walk from Nandoโ€™s to Mediclinic and the rain caught meโ€ฆam I not wetter than a tipsy girlfriend after a fun dinner date๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Clive Bixby
1 year
You didnโ€™t know bullying was wrong 10years ago?
@__reefa__
OREEFA๐ŸŒป
1 year
Im not trying to invalidate her but is it okay to punish people for things they did years back? When they were completely different people? I don't know about you guys but I'm definitely not the same girl I was 10years back.
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Clive Bixby
2 years
@_Onaleerona Ke ko di wholesome huns ko! ... Nna ke bua ka di baddie tsa bo Vryburg le Bo Taung
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