So many people shocked by him getting married in college. I’m so numb to this now after going to a southern school. I used to hit engagement parties as pregames.
me in boston: I need to get out of this tundra.
me anywhere else: OH ya you think 40 degrees is cold?! I wear SHORTS in this weather. lmao tf is ur venti shit.. I inhale dunkies at all hours of the day. Also, TB12 is our savior who I pray to every night. wicked. rotary. packie.
me in vancouver: vancouver is white trash
me anywhere else: the pacific northwest has the best year round weather. i can get to the mountains and the coast and big cities in less than an hour. hahaha you have to use an umbrella??? weak. hydroflasks keep water cold for 36 hou
Ya know, I wasn’t into him at all, BUT THEN he posted he was
#1
Victory Royale on his snap story TWICE in one day, so I would say he’s moved up to straight husband material
I’m not saying I want to marry rich but I am saying I’m worried about how much I despise working and this simply can’t be my reality for the next 40 years
All these people in the south getting married in college & meanwhile my life is in shambles and it still takes me 10 min to figure out how to spell definitely
every city has a "guy" they all know about. you can visit a friend in their town and see a man dressed in robes, riding a horse & your friend will go "oh yeah haha that's horseback jesus" and then that's just the end of the explanation.
College is so weird bc we’re all so quickly conditioned to social trends- like for the past 24 hours I keep responding to everything with let’s get this bread and I honestly don’t even know why
Jacqui and I will be throwing a Game of Thrones premiere party in the Spring. Rules include no speaking during the show, drinking red wine out of goblets & BYO charcuterie board. Any true fan is welcome.
My favorite is when I tell guys I worked for the NFL and they immediately begin quizzing me about the most niche football facts just to ensure they know more
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Today, I babysat 3 boys and they absolutely soaked me with a hose, destroyed me in a game of basketball & threatened me into making them cookies. Oh, and this was all within the first half hour. My power has been stripped from me.
Yo Kylie, my girl, can I just have like $1000 ??? College loans are creepin in and that’s just .0001% of your worth soooo @ emmadevine22 is my Venmo.. sweet thx
Happy Halloween. Every year on this day I spend some time thinking about Halloween 2007, when that scary car commercial was trending and it spooked me so bad, I sprinted away, tripped over a rock, shattered my elbow & had to be in a cast for 5 months.
Was hit on relentlessly at the GAS STATION while filling up my tank and thus only got $7 worth of gas. Moral of the story, i’m moving to New Jersey so I never have to pump my own gas again!!!!
In whatever I do for my career, I just hope I’m not as bad as the meteorologists of upstate SC who incorrectly predict it’s going to rain EVERY SINGLE DAY