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"Flirting tip: hold the door open for your crush, rip the door of its hinges, swing it at other males. Assert dominance." — Georgetown
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📣 ICYMI: After a 4 year hiatus, Yik Yak is available in the App Store again! 💭 Anonymity, location-based, the hot feed & more -- everything you used to love about Yik Yak 👋 Now available on iPhone in the US -- more countries and devices coming soon!
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"Is it too early to start skipping classes?" — Clemson
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"Gotta get to class early and assign myself my unassigned seat." — Kansas State
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"I like how the plagiarism section of the syllabus is the same for every class.. Almost like it was copied and pasted there..." — UT
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"Anyone want to help me start Roman life on campus? It will be just like Greek life, except we conquer them and take all their shit." — UCLA
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"I end every piece of advice with "idk though" so it's not my fault if I ruin their life." — Boston College
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"The older I get, the more understandable Britney's 2007 meltdown gets." — East Carolina University
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"Told my mom "C's get degrees", to which she replied "A's get baes"....Someone please help my mom has gotten out of control." — Cornell
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"A more accurate Gatorade commercial would be a really hungover dude in bed trying to drink it with out sitting all the way up." —Harvard
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"Kanye seems like the kind of guy to unplug your life support so he can charge his phone." — University of Michigan
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"Thanksgiving break reminds me of the Hunger Games when they eat that nice meal before they go die in a forest aka finals week." — UNLV
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"If you're feeling stupid during exams, remember 60% of sloths die from grabbing their arm thinking it was a branch." — Wake Forest
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"If you can't imagine dropping the mic after the final sentence of your essay, your conclusion needs to be stronger." — Penn State
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"Sometimes when people say dumb shit I like to stare into the nonexistent camera as if I'm on The Office." — Ohio State
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"The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from when we were born & only stops when you take a test or talk to someone attractive" — FSU
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"On a scale of 1 to Nature Valley Granola Bar, how much is your life falling apart?" — UNC Charlotte
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"It amazes me how my professors have PhD's and then it takes them 15 minutes to figure out to get a YouTube video to go full screen." — UT
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"Congrats on having your boyfriend as your Man Crush Monday for the 20th week in a row. Really kept us guessing." — College of Charleston
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"IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY FINALS WEEK, YOU DONT DESERVE ME AT MY SYLLABUS WEEK." —Vanderbilt
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"College: learning to appreciate being back at home. Home: learning to appreciate being at college." — Georgia Southern
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"I am rapidly running out of tomorrows on which to begin studying." — Stanford
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When people ask me what fraternity I'm in I just say, "I ate a moon pie" really fast and they usually just say "oh, cool." — WWU
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"College is so weird. You're allowed to show your shoulders and somehow the male students are still able to learn." — San Francisco State
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"When a teacher asks 'So, any questions?' And you sit there in silence because you don't even know what you don't know." — Georgia Tech
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"What if Netflix doubled as a dating service like here are 8 other singles in your area who JUST watched Grey's Anatomy for 7 hours." — UF
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Instead of yelling boo this Halloween, yell something scarier like 'commitment!' or "college tuition!'" — Miami University
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"Now I know why it takes girls so long to get ready. Dresses changing colors and shit, that's too much to handle.” — FSU
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"I love asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because I'm still looking for ideas." — UVA
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"College is a lot like preschool. You take naps, miss your parents, and have no idea what's going on." — Texas A&M
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PLOT TWIST!! 😱 #Powerball
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"Mom: honey are you getting enough sleep? Me: sometimes when I sneeze my eyes close." — University of Chicago
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"Finals week is like the rainbow road in the Mario kart of life." — Harvard
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"To the person who asked my homework question on yahoo answers 4 years ago: you da real mvp." — Wake Forest
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"Getting a C on a test you thought you aced must be how Leonardo DiCaprio feels at every Oscars." — Stanford
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"I hate it when I'm on the treadmill and accidentally hit the stop button and go to chipotle and eat a burrito." — Stanford
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"There's no reason to tailgate me when I'm going 50 in a 35. And those flashing lights on top of your car look ridiculous. " — Stanford
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"I celebrate 4/20 on 1/5 because I know how to reduce fractions unlike the rest of you idiots." — Wofford College
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"I made a graph of all my failed relationships. There's an Ex-axis and a Why-axis." — Georgetown University
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"I got a blank space baby and I'll write your name (even though I did the whole group project)." — Radford University
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"One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say "My mom said no," when you don't want someone to come over." — FSU
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"I have a 5 page essay due October 1st. Today in class I learned there is no September 31st" — Ole Miss
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"Me: Yumm those cookies smell like Fireball. Roommate: Or as most people call it, cinnamon." — Wake Forest
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"If you feel bad because you didn't do well on a final just remember someone from your hometown is still trying to become a rapper." — UT
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"How do people manage to hook up with their professors? Mine won't even answer my emails." — Boston College
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"A crossfitter, a vegan, and an atheist walk into a bar. How do I know? They told everyone within 2 minutes." — URI
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"I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's usually my ankle." — Eastern Carolina University
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"My goal in college is to domesticate a campus squirrel and have it follow me around like Pikachu." — UGA
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"I sing along to Blank Space far too aggressively for someone who has a nonexistent list of ex-lovers." — University of Michigan
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"Plot twist: Sorority girl doesn't actually have the best big ever." — Harvard
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"A student in bed will remain in bed until acted upon by a large enough panic - Newton's lesser known fourth law" — Princeton University
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"Kanye replaces Zayn and kicks everyone else out of the band. He says: there's only 1 direction, and it's West." — Rice University
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"Those six seconds when you don't know if it's Under Pressure or Ice Ice Baby." — Georgetown
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"Red Rover, Red Rover, send cute, financially stable, emotionally mature men right over." — Mizzou
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"Professors making students buy the books that they wrote is the college equivalent of: Check my mixtape, fam."  — UT Knoxville
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"Laminate your index cards when studying. Not only does it prevent smearing, but the teardrops actually roll right off." — McGill
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"It's messed up that you can accidentally make a person but you can't accidentally make a pizza." — Michigan State
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"My girlfriend wanted to talk about how immature I am but she doesn't know the password to my pillow fort so I think I'm safe." — Elon
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"Anyone else's Microsoft word opening up as Netflix?" — University of Southampton
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"When I see someone on campus wearing pajamas to class I don't judge them, I judge myself. Why didn't I wear pajamas to class?" — LSU
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"College is weird like ur allowed to show your shoulders and somehow male students are still able to learn?" — Palm Beach Atlantic
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"I want pizza but I don't wanna pay for pizza. I need a pizza daddy...A Papa John, if you will." — Northern Arizona University
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"What if hot chocolate just wants to be called beautiful chocolate?" — Kansas State
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"I didn't choose the 4.0 life. The 4.0 life didn't choose me either." — Virginia Commonwealth University
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"Hoodies are the best things! Like, am I wearing a bra? Probably not because I'm a guy but still the mystery is there." — Queen's University
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"Who needs Black Friday? I get 50% off on my tests every week." — U of Oregon
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"Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage can't." — ODU
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"A student in bed will remain in bed unless acted upon by a large enough panic." — Ohio University
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"Had a paper due December 1st... Realized this morning that November doesn't have 31 days." — Auburn
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"Told a girl she's more attractive without glasses, she also told me I'm more attractive when she isn't wearing them." — Boston University
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"Why can't there be a formula for making friends? A squadratic formula." — James Madison University
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"Use promo code NETFLIX for 50% off your next midterm." — Palm Beach Atlantic
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"If success can have 2 C's, then so can I." — University of Pittsburgh
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"College is a constant battle of should I work out, eat, study, socialize, or cry." — Michigan State
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"Every time you think your life is crap just imagine a tree that took 20 years to grow to end up being a Justin Bieber notebook." — LSU
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"Making my way downtown, walking fast, hauling ass, cause it's cold out." — Wofford College
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"We can put a man on the moon but God forbid the vending machine take my slightly bent dollar." — UT
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"Texas is the Kanye West of the United States. Texas loves Texas." — Virginia Tech
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"The 1st Testament: I am your God; you shall not have other gods besides me. Translation: First things first, I'm the realist." — Furman
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"My GPA is the square root of -16. An imaginary 4.0." — Penn State
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"Yawned at a cute girl in class today and she yawned back. Things are getting pretty serious." — Ohio State
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"Boys: I like girls with curves Girls: I like boys with class Me: I like classes with curve." — USC Aiken
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"5 years ago today I asked a beautiful girl on a date. Today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times." — UMD
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"I got a blank space baby, and it's my paper that's due tomorrow." —  Northern Kentucky University
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"I prefer to illegally download my music. It shows my love for the artists because they know I'm willing to commit a felony for them." — UGA
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"Texting wasn't always easy, kids. In my day you had to work for it. You need an S? You had to click that 7 button FOUR times." — NYU
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"I asked my Italian grandfather if the bad parts of Italy were called the spaghetto and he looked at me with so much shame." — Emory
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"When math majors graduate do they get a degree or a radian?" — Stanford
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"College makes you do weird shit, like setting your alarm for a 14 minute nap." — McGill University
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"Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan." — Michigan State University
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"Professor: what inspired you to write this essay? Me: the due date.” — Georgia Tech
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"I like going for runs at night because the added fear of being murdered really does wonders for my cardio." — Portland State
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"Whoever decided to put a "b" in "subtle" was a master of his craft." — UGA
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"Typing your paper in single space until the end so you can get excited when you change to double space." — George Mason University
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"No bae November is going well so far." — Harvard
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"My GPA is the square root of -16... an imaginary 4.0." — UCLA
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"Just saw a little girl get a 'You're #1 ' sticker. She read it, 'You're hashtag one.' We're doomed — Alabama
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"Mom: got any A's this semester? Me: go fish." — Texas A&M
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