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Y'all have my full permission to DM me about ANYTHING you'd like whether it's related to me or not
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@BtzPaper Except the argument isn't about the artist but the art itself
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@sanctific Oh my god you are so miserable i cannot express it within words
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@JadarieA Drake after slipping off the stage
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@DeadTheory__ Z O M B I E B I T E S I N B I O
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@weirddalle I'm assembling a heist crew...
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@sgtmuffon A 4chan and a redditor get outside for the first time, and then meet each other The big bang had more chances of happening than this
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@GemCaracal @Ashthewolf__ Ppl just be putting titties on anything
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@YorkshireReborn I love getting racism on my TL!!!!
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@DefectivePigg Chat is this rizz
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@shitpost_2077 IT MAKES ME FORGET ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD!!!
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@CasualRShow @esjesjesj Pro-terrorist? Nah man we don't stand with Israel
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The PumpG situation
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@ShitpostGate If it's a white woman asking these questions then i think i know the answer
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@snoutcam You should have made the robot do the loss comic with the binary numbers
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@Racranix @DelysidOfficial I realize now, that life isn't worth living
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@brint This shit making me reconsider being on this plane
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@ginfantasy I don't wanna judge anyone but that sounds really high stakes don't it? like when you ask someone out the stakes are just: you either get it or you either don't But in this case you're potentially even putting your friendship at hand
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@Elite_4our @Glopp3r @M1das_OW2 I'm the old norm! I want normal beer!
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@HunterH58153292 This is making fun of illumination so idk why you even bother trying to tell em
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@sanguineblood Who would have thought that suddenly the grieving old man doesn't have the energy and strength to take care of his garden anymore??? Almost like he's demotivated because he lost his loved one...
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@Ultima_Undead They killed lord Beerus
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@ItsThreeSixty We should cancel Mr Beast for not being omnipresent
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@FamGuyFunny Peter's on his meriod
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@BlackAttracts @Mwarz18 @RenoDoodles @MarrloEd Hey buddy, first time reading a comic? They make cool shit first and then explain why later
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@westernunion2k SAY THE LINE FLOORJAK "I'm getting sick and tired of being stepped on by society." ...WHAT?
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@CugaCulo @CryingIntoAbyss Fuck kinda fetish is this
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@TheWeezling Imagine handing that out to your local 57 year old conservative cashier
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@luisaldivarg @DrDisrespect I still don't get why conservatives always welcome pedos back with open arms
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@lunaht_ @donkeybong03 @fallenchungus It's really easy to miss, but at some point he starts blaming some other people for his actions n everything checks out, but then he also says the person does it because of some ritualistic practices
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@NEETsongs Me coming out of my room after unsuccessfully trying to wear someone's skin
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@HunterH58153292 I don't think minions wearing "never goon" shirts and smoking cigarettes will ever make it to the movies
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@JonMorrisonian @itsSirJules Too hard, may i phone a friend?
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@slayvideos To anyone new to the stream "calc" is slang for "calculator"
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@KenLinx You don't need THAT MUCH brain matter to live and walk with a good sense of direction
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@Redenginebobby2 @NathanB74243481 You're an autistic 9 year old that's what
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@pongondonute That reminds me of someone
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@LocalBateman Get a new sister or smth idk
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@ShitpostGate Man this is not funny at all lmao it almost made me tear up
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@ScrubYano @WonkyToons Say Wonky, i hear you like em young
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@beetlemoses I propose a solution
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@zak_afc @Robboszn1424 I'm convinced some of y'all are just terrible people
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@SirAdam38 @MagicDelOcho @DiscussingFilm "No thanks, i don't want this pie" "Why? Do you photosynthesize or something?"
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@ShitpostGate 4Chan is one of the biggest closets in history
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I'll offer my organs in exchange to being able to join this cult
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ちンガー5でMステに出るイメトレですっ☆ちぃたん☆ですっ☆ Chiitan is the Japanese Jackson5
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@fallenchungus Because he's funny looking
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@fightinghabits ARMed robbery? Not too sure about that one.
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@13iceman123 @0ta_94 Imagine you come out to your parents as gay and all of a second they burn up from the inside-out and all that's left of them is a pile of clothes and ashes
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@Redenginebobby2 @NathanB74243481 Dw man someday you'll lie well enough for someone to believe, but until then don't forget to do your elementary school hw
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@classicchirpy @TheMysteryofGF Alternate ending of Gravity Falls where Stanley just grabs Bill and cooks him in a microwave instead
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@HobieEnjoyer02 @NightKilling100 @_arenio No it's more like, your white friend calls you a "monkey" or some other racist linguo, and your first takeaway is all whites are Klan members
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@espokesss @MatthewFerrari You're INCHES away from making my blood boil I've had it UP to here with you
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@foolycooki This is so reddit just looking at it makes me want to buy a fedora and not stay fit
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@pupgendrz I have no idea how to explain this but they killed off the most black coded characters
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X-Men doesn't work as an analog for minority groups at all because at any day a man can wake up as a fucking werewolf and murder his whole entire neighborhood all bc of some mutant genes
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“The cure” in the context of X-Men is code for extermination Hope this helps
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@dobyghost I'd also be creeped out if i saw an eyeless man
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@Daydream_5221 @yzispx @sillyeralol Certified lover boy? Certified Dream fan
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@oaksoaker @334_sandi His name is actually "De", his last name is "Bate" though so it would be more appropriate if you called him "Mr. Bate"
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@Giftnmaa @AltHistCody Anger and Joy: *shooting hoops in Riley's mind* Joy: "Wow its cold i should get my DIOR DIOR jacket" Anger: "Nah bro! All girls are the same!" *Anger airballs and hits a girl and man* Anger: "pass the ball bro!" turn around* Allah: Got room for one more?
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Funny as hell how the guy from Newgrounds got a show on Adult Swim and it somehow became the SU fandom
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some people got on me for making pim skinny SORRY YALL here you go
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@YorkshireReborn Oh fuck no the racist accounts think i was being unironc
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@TheAntifaTurtle ...Not the best example to be honest lmao
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@Crinqy1 This is probably what Scott sees anytime he closes his eyes
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@Phontomen @DocStrangelove2 They gotta write it first
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@intern_HQ @ShitpostGate I'd say it's called being normal
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@tsarface @superskrong Some men are just luckier than others
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@itsfinecalmdown Is he like sponsoring the mountain
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@GokuSexOffender Beluga but for TikTok children
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@WorldHallOfFun @historyinmemes Procrastinating on her only job ever lmao
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@tantaytay ??? Do they use lead paint?
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@cheeserburger Having this appear in my TL without my consent should count as sexual harassment
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I'll do ya one better, WHY DOES HE NOT JUST NOT SHOW UP TO WORK??
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"Why don't the night guard just leave the office" Yeah about that
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@shitposter_VG @blusoldierTF2 After you turn this little computer screen of yours off, what are you planning on doing? The same as always? Crying yourself to sleep while thinking about how no one will ever love you and your little "Loli wife" is not real? Make us all happy here, get rid of yourself.
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@2heShe @blusoldierTF2 After you turn this little computer screen of yours off, what are you planning on doing? The same as always? Crying yourself to sleep while thinking about how no one will ever love you and your little "Loli wife" is not real? Make us all happy here, get rid of yourself.
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@EARTH_1610_616 He should go beat up the lazy illustrator instead
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They're holding SpongeBob hostage inside that building
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@ShitpostGate Argentina:
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@trisseltrassel @NxtDeterio Funniest thing is there is no baby daddy anywhere
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I genuinely have no idea how the OP managed to turn the guy saying "there's nothing wrong with you" into a bad thing, he's literally just reassuring you you fat fucking moron
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> Coworker takes OP to a major studio meeting > Tells OP "There's nothing wrong with them" > OP decides to try and get coworker fired with bullshit complaints to HR > "One day they looked at me with total hatred." Yeah, I'd hate you too, dude. You're a rat.
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@JacksonJen92126 @sanctific I'm not even gonna bother saying anything
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I really don't get it when people call this account a Nazi or some other evil individual bc im pretty sure he just posts whatever he finds funny 99% of the time
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You should be legally required to have watched at least 3 true crime documentaries by age 21 i swear
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obsessed with the guy from the karaoke bar who always films me singing n uploads it to youtube n thinks my name is Melody
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@Akumabat In Flash's defense, i don't know that many people who could do that to him in battle
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