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3 years

Dumelang. Ke rekisa mmele

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Siya Kolisi, a Black Botswana 🇧🇼 man captains #Springboks as they send France packing at the Rugby World Cup. The springboks sets a date with England as South Africa 🇿🇦 rejoice #FRAvsRSA #rugbyworldcup2023

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@Diddy @JColeNC Ppl be saying he dissed lil pump on 1985, Cole dont beef, he is passing the wisdom on to rhe mumble rappers. Teaching them abou life and investments. He ain't got time to beef

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The best Botswana coach ever 🙌🏾 We celebrate you Coach Benni McCarthy

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@MelissaElliot9 @CassperNyovest And the way u feel about Cassper is how I feel about u, so yeah, I understand

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Took a cab to my girl's place unannounced, found her with a nigga. I cant say i blame my girl though, Dawg that nigga is a good guy, It was drizzling and the guy offered to drive me home plus his car is a beast, he also bought me 6 pack on the way. His full beard is to die for 😭

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3 years

Maabane i saw 2 guys arguing o mongwe bo araa yo mongwe are "Dont just assume" ke ha a thubiwa ka mpama gotwe "Ke motona mogo wena thata, o seka ware kea suma ha ke bua le wena" 🤣😂

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2 years

Tsala yame go nteletsa a huhula are rre yo cohabitang le ene ha bare ba thapa mmogo after work o lemoga gore no man, guy e cuttile pubic hair mme phakela ne asa cutter, are haa mmotsa gore and then??? Are ne ba cuttiwa ko tirong. bathong? Pubic? Cut? Tiro 🤦🏾‍♂️

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3 years

@ChampionsLeague @Ibra_official I never saw Zlatan first, he saw me first, so only him can tell...

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3 years

Moeladilothoko kwa a teng he is depressed 😂

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@em_nizzy

3 years

Kanye West was almost Bankrupt too, and and now a Billionaire. Universe i see what you want to do for me....

Danilo

@odedanilo

3 years

How it started How it’s going

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1 year

Let me help you set up a store in the city of Francistown bruh.... We'd make a killing 🙌🏾

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@bathu_sa

1 year

Introducing our latest sneaker range: Khalanga! A collaboration with our founder and Group CEO Theo Baloyi, this sneaker is a celebration of authenticity and being true to who you are as an individual. Khalanga, It’s who YOU are. #BathuxKhalanga #WalkYourJourney

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5 years

@BABESWODUMO Bare Bonnie and Clyde 😂😂😂 you too never cease to amaze me

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2 years

Maabane i saw my crush's boyfriend forcing her in the car & drove away, got in a taxi and said follow that car. They collided with another car ha dirobotong, i pulled them off the car & carried the girl on my arms. As i walked away in slow motion, their car exploded pula bo ena

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My friend are his uncle o rata go paka seswaa in social gatherings. his freezer is full of skaptins, okgona go utwa are ntsha nama mo freezer o nkomosetse, ha ota ka sone o utwa are eseng seo, seo kesa leso la ngwana waga Mma Boitumelo, ke bata sa lenyalo la motogolo waga samuel

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I once had a crush i would call kesa itse gore ke reng, so i would ask how the weather was like where she was.... On a random day bo kesa letse, ke bona a postile are "Today ga ise a letse Radithupa Radithupa" 😭😭😭

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1 year

If i was a combi driver you'd always be my last passenger coz ke tlala ka wena...

💫THE RICH AUNTY💫

@SentleSeeletso

1 year

Definitely not from around here🥰

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10 months

"There's no way I can pay you back, but the plan is to show you that I understand.. You are appreciated"

wanatsha

@wani_banuza

10 months

Guys have you paid DTEF back ?

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4 years

A very short story...

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10 months

@Khanyih_Ngubane Never thought id see a day Dr Mathews denying stethoscopes... 😅😅

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@em_nizzy

5 years

Yo!!!! help me win Urban Soul apparel for me and my cousins by retweeting till we reach 1K retweets. And encourage your followers to do the same. We Will appreciate the help. Thank you!! 👏🏽

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#TLasleepBW when i saw panty liners for the first time, i thought mo'girl was on her periods...😭😭😭😭 Moeka bo o ithoballa o lebile the other side 😂😂💀💀

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@Pule_Mokhuane

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Ayanda Boko le Dumelang Boko... Ba suthana sethitho sa kapei mo maranyaneng... Mxm Yandani Boko le Duma Boko ba kgaphisana Sethitho mo go tsa kapei mo maranyaneng @The_Cookoff @UdeserveChange @YandaniBoko #TastySubmisions #shareamealbw

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Breakfast is my favourite meal, i like eggs in my breakfast. I prefer them sunnyside up, but sometimes i just scramble them up when im in a hurry.... I dont know how you like yours, but i prefer them fertilized by me....

Sister to DR Kgafela

@CarolKgafela

1 year

Outdoor showers 😍

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Ele nna gotwe ke bale statement same ko police "Mogalammakapa.... Ere le mororo ne ke tile ke hupile tedu, kene ka lemoga gore khudu ya mariga e itsiwe ke may, jalo he, ga ke ipone molato"

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@em_nizzy

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Once dated this one a rata go inngadisa gore... One time i got a golden opportunity to turn the tables on her, ke ingadisa nyana 2 minutes.... Owai She blocked my ass till today and she is even married now 😭😭 Never o mpona ke ngadile upon mjolo 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣

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@em_nizzy

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Cant forget this hot girl at tertiary who i knocked off a little so i can help her pick up her staff you know how they do in the movies. i then made eye contact while i was still picking them up, ke utule hela ka mpana and a very thick maun accent "Liba koo yaa tee Mista" 😭

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Maun is a gender neutral place... Koore leha ole motho wa mme, o bitswa mshianeame. Kgona go utwa gotwe ta o amuse ngwana mister...

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@akreana_ #KeaDrive

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9 months

Kgosi tse tharo never set foot in England...

𝐍𝐨𝐜𝐭𝐚⁶𓅓

@SamkeloS___

9 months

Tell me a conspiracy theory you believe in

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@em_nizzy

10 months

If pin ya gago ya banka nkabo ele madi nkabo ona le bokahe right now???

Tweed Mositwe(Dr) 🇧🇼

@tweedmooketsi

10 months

Target was 200K…Go palegile 🤦‍♀️

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1 year

In Botswana now, you are either going through a lot, coming from a lot, or about to enter a lot.

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@em_nizzy

4 years

O fithetse katse e bonolo

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4 years

This cat is different ......

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6 years

@CassperNyovest Put her in a song, thats how u got boity and amandla du pont akere, Ga o itse go phosher akere

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@em_nizzy

3 years

One day walking alone mo sekgweng i saw kgwanyape tse pedi playing or whatever they were doing, bo ke iphitha ke lebella, the other got hurt bo e tenega, then they ran at full speed towards each other di butse melomo. Keha di metsana bo go sala go sena sepe

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@DMAINE_BW

3 years

People who believe there's a creature called "Kgwanyape"🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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3 years

🤣😂🤣😂 First thing first...

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@em_nizzy

3 years

Head wrap looks cute on you, but How about you wrap your legs around my head so I can wear you like the crown you are?

Sky Flower 🌺🌸🌼🌷🌹👑🇧🇼🇧🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼

@TKalangabae

3 years

Last frame is practice for when I am 50 🤝😅... Headwrap Fridays 💫💫

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Kana Bouncer-a e kile ya ntshwara jaana ko clubong. Nkile kare hae ema pele re bue, hae o ntsenya matho a batho ta ke go bolelle gore go diragetse jang, keha are " O bodipa ebile, otaa bua ko ntle, toga ke go thuba mpama ebile." He threw me in the rain. Never set my foot there.

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@em_nizzy

3 years

Yall always say the Simpsons always get their predictions right, right?? Bravo to the local Simpsons...

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@em_nizzy

10 months

They act like 2 arts can not Co-exist 🔥

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10 months

Went to my friends art exhibition

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@em_nizzy

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Ha gotwe kgomo e tuba, the word comes from Taupe?? 😂😅 waitse Batswana mme re rutegile 😅😂😅

fairy quad mommy

@fairyscakee

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Shade of khaki

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Retweet to paint the streets Blue Black and White 🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼 Happy 57th independence day Botswana

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@em_nizzy

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@thobaniz01 @KaraboJR1 @a4wodwa_sa Ideally it does when u convert BWP to randy 😂🤣😂

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@em_nizzy

4 years

But cant notice a molested kid

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4 years

Parents notice fake friends before you do.

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3 years

My Cousin says he brought "Rooney" from the Village to the City to help deal with rats 🐀 tormenting his garden, Jaanong Rooney is just in the City for soft life 😂😅

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@em_nizzy

5 years

The poet. The poem

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@em_nizzy

11 months

Dont forget when he took off her panties, she lifted her butt up a little...

🐃 Papino.

@KitsoMontana

11 months

I forgave her guys 😩🥺

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@em_nizzy

2 years

My lil niece saw me drinking coke out the bottle, 🤦🏾‍♂️ went and told on me, i was out there trying to convince her on some "i didn't do that, bua nnete nana Swabisa Saatane" then she looked me dead in the eyes, fuming 😤, with teary eyes and said "Gao swabe" 😭😭

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@em_nizzy

2 years

Wa di akola di Party the Slumber

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@em_nizzy

3 years

When i heard Ozi F teddy's body bag V, i felt like we in 1994 tupac just got released out of prison and he dropped a hit record, NWA just dropped fuck the police. And music videos are burry as fuck, old small tv, kgantele go kgabola those rainbow like colours....

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@em_nizzy

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@Leatile_kowa I will never forget when you paid for my son's tuition fees and took us on a holiday to the Delta sir... U are a good man, may the Lord continue to increase you and grant you your heart desires...

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@em_nizzy

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Bo ke boledisa my married friend ko lwapeng asena go dumpiwa ke side,🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️ hare tsena ale grumpy hela, the wife notices and jokingly asks, "Go rileng okare o thadilwe jaana" laitiaka keha are "le gone ke sa mo dira leha ele sepe the mma" bo a thubega ka selelo.. 😭😭

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@em_nizzy

3 years

This is funny as hell 🤣😂🤣

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@em_nizzy

4 years

@goal Mohammed Mane sounds like a great player

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1 year

@RealMrumaDrive ♥️

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@em_nizzy

3 years

Told my cousin I dreamt of him working. 5 minutes later he received the call from a company he been wanting to work for.... 🙌🏽🕯🕯

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@22shtnamas

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3 years

No power in Jwaneng for 2 days now.... So bo indoda must make a plan....

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@em_nizzy

4 years

Who thought it was a good idea to have this thing here 😂

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@MrBlackOG ❤

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@akreana_ #KeaDrive

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@em_nizzy

4 years

Imagine o adimile motho koloi bo o bona ata ka dinao are Nna waitsi ngwaga o gase wame

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@ChrisExcel102 Yall be safe though....

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4 years

@MmusiMaimane Not even "Dumelang" Bathong Mmusi 🤦

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@em_nizzy

2 years

I was chased by a dog the other day, it almost bit me because i couldn't phantom saying fotshek.... Thats how much of a good nigga i am 😅😅

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2 years

Finally..the weekend🎉🥳

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@HermaineM ♥️

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3 years

Ghetto people. Yall gon explain this shit or not.

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@em_nizzy

5 years

@ClubBrugge Dear Admin. From now onwards we use "Whomst are we?" Thank you

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@em_nizzy

3 years

I miss being happy. I just wanna be happy all over again... i hope and pray my happiness in 2022 runneth over... From my heart to God's omnipotent and omnipresent ears 🙏🏾🕯

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1 year

@RealMrumaDrive ♥️

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@em_nizzy

4 years

Member of Parliament @YandaniBoko will go down as one of the dedicated members of Parliament.... One of the shining members of the winter parliamentary session. I take my hat off for you Monana.... Here's to more Voter's based debates and bill presentations... Bravo MP👌

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@em_nizzy

3 years

@The_Cookoff @BotswanaFoods Mme gone go apeile wena akere?

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@em_nizzy

3 years

One time waiting to donate blood, an old nurse lady asks me "Ngwanaka akere oa itse gore mehuta e mentsi ya thakanelo dikobo, wena o diragatsa ofe?" Not wanting to raise her eyebrows i said missionary, 😬 i felt awkward when she explained further that she was asking if im gay🤦🏾‍♀️

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@em_nizzy

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The other day at groove the craziest thing happened to me. An older lady asked to use my phone to call, she then dialled her number and saved it this way 🤣😂🤣💀💀💀

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@em_nizzy

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One time i got sloshed at an event and pulled kea go rota kea bowa so i can go buy a hot dog. Them blade ass niggas hustled me and found no phones on me, so they took my voroso. my skrr skrr cousin saw me eating bread and was like yo! Dawg Why you eating the Hot where is the dog?

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@em_nizzy

5 years

@Phophi23 She is soo beautiful. And her confidence is BIG

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5 years

Agona ha Absa e tsenang teng mo di loan tsa Barclays akere....

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@em_nizzy

4 years

This guy last night kept saying "Ke ithetse katse e bonolo" when he scored against me mo FiFa. I still have the chest pains😭😭😭

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@em_nizzy

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@PearlThusi I read this about 6 times and I still don't understand

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@em_nizzy

3 years

Kana my lil cousin are his uncle o mo tima madi, so he created a fake Facebook account and used some girl's pictures.... bo a ntshetsa uncle sign 🤣😂🤣 Gatwe uncle o becha mo a bechang. Manxane o nna a popile hela 🤣😂🤣

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@em_nizzy

3 years

Kante di dentist di kgona go cleaner le maaka mo ganong? Ke bata go isa mongwe ....

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@em_nizzy

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Nna chuwele ne a mborela hela go jola le Dimo bo are aketsa are o salela ntwana... She really wanted to Bamba and chill with the big boys...

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@em_nizzy

4 years

@neo_boang @MissGeeKays #NtshalamoragoBW

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@em_nizzy

3 years

Maramanyana aga Earl... there's no way when he was younger his uncle didnt soft pinched his cheeks on some "Lamoloto, lamoloto, lamoloto, lamoloto" 🤣😂🤣😂

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@em_nizzy

3 years

@mohale_motaung As a culturally influenced nation, its a norm to give everyone what they deserve...

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@em_nizzy

3 years

Nothing as beautiful as Love... Love always wins ❤

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@em_nizzy

3 years

This used to be my favourite bite back in UB. Hunger Burst, Aka Ozi F Teddy aka M'sono 😁😂

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@em_nizzy

4 years

We need to normalise asking "Who owns this premises/enterprise" so we know if we spending our Money into the rightful Batswana...

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@em_nizzy

11 months

E ntse jalo kuku rra, ithele osa itse gore oe tseye otswa kae....

Ed, Edd n Eddy👑

@Edward_G8

11 months

Re sa itse gore reye tseye re tswa ko morago or mo siding?

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@em_nizzy

4 years

My ex updated a picture status there by the green app, and the picture was taken by me when we were still good... I replied kere "Ha ke ha ke santse ke ithaa kere ga ona go ncheat'a" Make sure your ex's dont rest bafethu...

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@em_nizzy

2 years

First night at the cemetary after your funeral must be hella scary gore, le ska makala ke boile ke tsena mo dikobong kere "Sutella koo re bape ke taa vaa phakela"

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@em_nizzy

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Happy fourty five years, holla if you need the four five...