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Owner of Magical Inn deep in Elven Forest! I love TTRPG and Board Games. Contact me at elvenmaidinn @gmail .com.

Joined June 2023
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Elven Maid Inn: Tales from the Tavern Issue #1 - Available Today! Dive into a captivating magazine filled with TTRPG articles, interviews, homebrew material for 5e, AD&D 1e and 2e, C&C, and PF2. Enjoy fantasy recipes, fiction, and lore across nearly 100 pages of passionately
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@imtenten1010 Haha I know why Genshin Fanboys don't like Wuthering Waves, there is no Paimon to Mansplain then what to do 🤣🤣🤣 Mainsplain? Paimsplain? Paimsplaining?
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@spllashiin @InternetH0F A) US workers should not be underpaid, it is an employer's responsibility to pay their workers, not customers. B) Tipping is a form of gratitude, if customers have received treatment that is above and beyond and the customer feels that was treated with respect then he can, but
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Nowadays, a Mimic would take the form of an Amazon delivery box sitting on the front porch of an abandoned house.
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@alyssa_merc We Gamers voted with our wallets showing how much we care about Woke Culture. We did not buy Kill the Justice League or Saint Rows. We send our money on the Palworld and Helldivers. Thank you for your hard work!
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I think I would prefer Garry to be DM....
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I love how @Wizards_DnD spread lies in their videos. Painting the 70-80-90 as D&D being played only by what they called "White Dudes". That is not the truth, D&D was ALWAYS open for anyone that wanted to join the group. Anyone that wanted to join a hobby was welcomed and
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If you could own any vehicle from a TV show, film or game… ISD 100%
@KRStevensW
K.R. Stevens 🇺🇲
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If you could own any vehicle from a TV show, film or game… This right here, the Defiant. Though the Prometheus is a close second since it is made to operate with minimal crew.
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I taken part in conversation today about anime and D&D and I membered this old anime that is laterally based on D&D, anyone members Records of Lodos War?
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I just hate when there is a topic and you want to reply but then you can't find it... Here is the girl with Claymore... Just out of context
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This is so true...
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What the actual fuck... @Wizards_DnD please go fucking away.
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Also in new D&D are hipster baristas, apparently.
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Am I out of touch for disliking the modern way of TTRPG? This feels so Alien to me...
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Ok I found this Art piece on Facebook but no mention of Artis, anyone might have seen it? I really like it and would love to follow that Artist.
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I mean... They won my vote and not cause of tentacles ok?
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I love watching Anime, they are filled with amazng stories often bringing ideas that are not neceserly common in Western Fantasy. They are amazing source of inspiration for your TTRPG campaigns and sometimes even TTRPG Creations. In history of Anime there was some series that
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If you see this, drop a Rogue
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If you see this, drop a rogue
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They are called Races. If someone is finding it "problematic" then it is in their heads and probably should visit some specialist. Yes I am grumpy today, it's hot and I don't like Hot.
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Each of the ten playable species featured in the 2024 core rules has been revisited and revamped! 🔗 ⬇️
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I know many people don't like bull-crap that @Wizards_DnD is doing. Know this, there are other systems, better than D&D 2024 and even better than 5e. Castles & Crusaders - a Fantasy focused system D20 system. Very Flexible, offering rules for Army Combat. Very easy to convert
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I feel like ruining somones day...
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Elves are the best! If you think otherwhise, well I am sorry, you are wrong!
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The "Main Character" player
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Glen Cook's "The Black Company" is a gritty and captivating fantasy novel that takes readers on a journey through a world of war, magic, and morally ambiguous characters. First published in 1984, this book has become a cult classic in the genre, and for good reason. The story is
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Saturday Goodnight Meme!
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Is anyone else sharing sentiment that I would not care if major studios just shut down? They keep claiming that money to make AAA games is like 600 millions of dollars and we are getting bad games, and they blame us for disliking it. I would not share a tear if I would wake up
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100% Truth! Ideal Woman is an Elf
@Strangeland_Elf
Elwë Singollo 🌻🧝🏻‍♀️
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I don't get the need of inclusion in something... am I weird? I went into a WH40K Lore recently and Space Marines being Males makes sense due to Lore of the World. injecting Females in to Space Marine would not make sense for me. Adepta Sororitas is more than enough
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Elven Maid Inn: Tales from the Tavern Magazine Issue #1 is aviliable in Digital version and Print version on Amazon! Links in the comment!
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Not gonna lie, that made me giggle.
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How to deal with players: Player: Can I have a magic item that was a gift from his teacher ? Me: Sorry, can't give you any advantages that other players don't have, I treat each player equally, if I give you magic item, I will need to give to everyone and that will break game
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@spllashiin @InternetH0F Now I am thinking about it it's all weird in the US. I have learned recently that the price on the bookshelf is not the one that you pay at the checkout. When you get something that says it costs $9.99 at checkout it will cost $9.99 + tax. In the UK that is unthinkable, if
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#GoodnightMeme D&D is not addicting? Tell that to those who buy dices, books and minis...
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And so it happened... I announced to my group that current campaign is the last 5e Game I will run. I was considering both Pathfinder 2e and Castle & Crusaders systems to be my next home systems and I ended up picking Castle & Crusaders. Massive impact on my decision was
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Can entire Drows race be Good? - Yes, they can, if you take your lazy ass and create entire world settings from scratch you can make anything you want. You can have Lawfull Good Drows, Sparkle Trolls jerking off on the streets or Gnomes True Evil Empire that hunt and kill other
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Here is another story: I learned about AD&D 2nd Edition during a summer break, when I was 15. I played a game without the dice, as the guy who had AD&D2e PHB didn't have money, so he put pices of papers into the jar and we were "rolling" by pulling numbers from the jar. It was
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Chaotic Good for me 🤣🤣🤣 I want to be Chaotic Neutral!!!
@BellaGaming10
💜 Bella Amethyst Dragon🐉 💜 BADragon🐉 vTuber 💜
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had to fix it.... So where do you sit?
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Elon Musk is starting a new Gamin Studio, you are appointed the General Manager. He provided enough money to acquire 4 Gaming Franchises of your choice to create a remake or reboot, what will those be? Here are mine:
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Are you fucken kidding me?!?! Starting at £95?!? @Ubisoft are you for real?
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It's so silly... There is dev mocking people that her game has no white males, loads of people are angry cause of that... But the truth is that in the past we had game with all female lead characters and nearly every male loved it...
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Name a movie you've seen more than 7 times with just a GIF
@TheCinesthetic
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Name a movie you've seen more than 7 times with just a GIF
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Cheese!
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*KETCHUP DOES NOT EXIST* What you having with these????
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Tomb Rider Shadows of Truth is a TTRPG set in Tomb Rider wrodl... here are some quotes from the book: "Raiding, as depicted in the original Tomb Raider games and stories, involves going to ancient tombs and historical sites of different civilisations and acquiring artefacts. It
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Today I have learned that I am a racist... I did not allow my players to play Goblins and Orcs in the recent campaign... What will I do with myself? What about the future?! There is no Tiefling in Castle & Crusaders PHB! Will I be condemned to be racist forever?! But wait...
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One of the projects I want to create in future is to make Grimore of Useless Spell. TTRPG usually comes with handy spells there are many offensive and defensive spells, many utility spells to aid people I combat and some tactical spells. But are those only spells that Mages
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Disclaimer: Very Long Text Ah, so the session ended after less than 2 hours... But before we reach the end, let's describe what happened before the game: -=Extra Players=- I wanted the game to represent the stakes of adventuring a bit more. I had a total of 3 players today,
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Very fancy toilet paper.
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Please tell me this is just a joke.
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It is time for #Goodnightmeme
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What I hate the most is when Politics are mixed with hobby. People want freedom of speech but can't tolerate someone having another world view. TTTRPG, Wargaming, Card Games and Board Game's - can't we stop using it to spread simple-minded narratives? All of them usually have a
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I joked that 1998 feels like yesterday in the other post, I went check what happened in that year and damn... that was good year for Gamers!! Games that came out in 1998: - Baldur's Gate - The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - Tekken 3 - Half-Life - Metal Gear Solid - Resident
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Game Master: In my world there are no Tieflings. Woke Player: You are Racist! DM: Hold on! It's not my fault, Demons refuse to have sex with races that have no horns, so no Tieflings were ever born. WP: Dragonborns have horns! DM: Oh yeah, you are right... Oh no... WP:
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So yestarday one of my Player Characters died... Do I feel sorry for it? Not at all... They fall the pray of very first trap in the dungeon. They had all the informations needed: - Dunegon is deadly, there was only one person in entire history that went in and survived. -
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The Princes is not in the Castle...
@Warlockdnd
Warlock | A D&D Audio Drama⭐
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Let's see what you've got! #dnd
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Yay my first Elf.... I still love it... I am still learning!
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Oh no! Am I toxic?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 We took Role Playing slightly to much according to Xwitter!
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 if I was the wife I would become BBE Right Hand!
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#GoodnightMebe just in case I will be to drrunk
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WoTC is dead for me... What the actual fuck with "Witch" being to connected to religion? Is that even real? Can we just cut off life support to that company? Is that real or fake?
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I am tired, I am heading to bed. #GoodnightMeme
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How many of you will get offended when I say that X360 and PlayStation 3 are now considered retro gaming? Geezers 🤣🤣🤣
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If you are not disabled, then I don't believe you should say whether a "Magical Wheelchair" is good or bad for the Fantasy World. I think those who are able to work and are creating those "Magic Items" lack understanding of what they are doing, but that is only my opinion. I am
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Went today to the city and look what I found @A_DungeonDelver . It cost me £15,haha I hope I have not overpaid haha
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I never gonna drink again...
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Let's see how big Sci-Fi nerds are you! Do you remember Space: Above and Beyond? I loved this TV show so much and I was gutted when I learned it was canceled after one season... #scifi #tvshow
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Following the @Nerdcognito poll I have started to think about races in D&D and I do believe, introducing Tieflings to D&D was a mistake. The theme of the Tiefling race is amazing, the lore is quite good and Role Playing possibilities are exciting. Even the fact that with time
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Quick #GoodnightMeme something for all those that played Saturday TTRPG and faced bandits today...
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It's 3am... Time for Goodnight Meme!
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Seriously? We just throwing to bin everything that made Races in D&D Unique? Maybe lets get rid of Races completely and just everyone will play as humans..
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Ah what the hell... Bonus #GoodnightMeme
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I never actually shared that on Xwitter... but I don't care any more...
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Is there anyone sharing the sentiment that @LEGO_Group and @Wizards_DnD missed the mark with D&D Lego? I don't say the sets are bad, but imagine if instead of what we got, we would get a Lego Battle Map Sets. Modular Cities, Dungeons etc. D&D Lego is targeted at D&D Fans
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Chest day
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On the 3rd of January 1892, we were gifted with one of the greatest writers in the history of mankind. If not for him, we would not have D&D, Faerun, Warhammer, or any other modern fantasy world—or, at the very least, they would look vastly different. His work has influenced
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I'm never gonna drink again...
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Guide for Game Masters: How to win at D&D (or any other TTRPG) by Elven Maid Inn? ↓        ↓        ↓        ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ You win D&D is when at the end of Session, players leave your table with a smile.
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Ok so here it is. You should NEVER fudge rolls if you play TTRPG Games. By fudging rolls in the game as Game Castle Dungeon Master Keeper then you are stealing your players of crucial experience, you taking away from them freedom, freedom of their choices and consequences of
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Without giving your age, post a show you watched as a kid.
@SentrySpartan
🈁🎞 Spartan Flash Sentry 🎞🈁
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Without giving your age, post a show you watched as a kid.
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Time for #GoodnightMeme ! Most deadly trap in D&D!
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@elonmusk do you want buy Dungeons and Dragons and become Uber God of Nerds?
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#GoodnightMeme but this time its not meme...
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We did it! Thank you guys!
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So I have been testing this "Group Finder", I started new account and I have not finish setting it up. One of the question they asked was "Is your Table LBGT+other letters friendly" I am there standing thing "What the Fuck?" First of all this is greatly offensive question. My
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When I first started using milestones I really liked that approach to leveling. But with time I started noticing its bad sides. Especially when you are running a sandbox campaign it can become problematic.
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#GoodnightMeme @matthewmercer effect: Critical Role vs Reality
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My dear friends, recently I witnessed some of my friends being afraid to speak their minds. They are afraid to voice their thoughts and get hate. We've reached times where having an opinion about any topic makes you toxic, no matter what that opinion is. There will always be
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I got something amazing, Perfect Condition AD&D 2e DMG, it has never been used, looks like it was taken from the shop shelf! It also doesn't look like a reprint. Price: £15
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Why do bosses in 5e need Legendary Actions? Cause system is so poorly designed, you are unable to make strong and interesting Boss fight without use of special mechanic that was designed to breach rift between over-powered Player Characters and Monsters that only thing can do is
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Today I am playing One-Shot, one of the players decided he wanted to play a disabled person as he said "To prove me wrong", there is a $50 bet on the line. Rules are simple: - As a DM I will not try to kill this specific player, aka. will be fair in strategies and rolls. - All
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Guess what just came in! 😍😍😍😍
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If I say that Rogue One: A Star Wars Story was one of my favourite Star Wars movies, will it be considered heresy? I love the original trilogy, Empire Strikes Back is, by far, my favourite Star Wars movie, but I consider Rogue One to be better than anything that came from Disney
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My dear followers who love me and hate me. I made a blunder. Many times in the recent past I mentioned I am not a fan of WoTC Politics, due to the language barrier I made a mistake. In Polish, my primary language is to use the word "Polityka" to address Politics, I directly
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New Generation of Dungeons Masters: I don't always play DnD, but when I do, I don't use the rules.
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Dmn... I am actually playing AD&D 1st with Ai.....
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@elvenmaidinn
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"As an elf, I've never once seen my race represented in the creation process of any ttrpg source material, including modern @Wizards_DnD content. They are clearly hateful and discriminatory towards elves, continuting to use us to promote their game without ever actually
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You know what's interesting? Myself and a few friends were chatting, and @Wizards_DnD doesn't actually have any REAL wizards employed for them. Cultural appropriation! I am offended! I demand representation! Are YOU accurately represented by WotC?
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Sisters of Battle!!! Lets gooo!!!! Who need Female Space Marines or Female Custodians if you have Adepta Sororitas!! @warhammer You have a Gold but you rather focus on shaite!
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Wait so Original D&D allowed players to play as any race they wanted, including Unicorns and Dragons 🤯🤯🤯🤯
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It's end of the weekend :( time for #GoodnightMeme
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