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@elliespundit

7 days

*the sounds of a belt being unbuckled echoing through the air*

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

1 month

Unapologetically Joel Miller

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

3 months

Since y'all love this pretty, hairy belly so much, I made a few other angles for ya. Thank god this beautiful man is pixelated and doesn't exist, otherwise he'd sue me for slander.

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

3 months

He is so gentle I'm gonna throw up.

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3 months

Forgive me daddy for I have sinned.

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

3 months

Anon: "I'm begging, qcan you get that tummy pic with Joel's face in frame? I think I'd die

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

2 months

He's so fine

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

1 month

Out of your league

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

2 months

Great, now I'm jealous of a fucking giraffe

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

2 months

Grey-ish, retired, with a thick beard Jackson JOEL MILLER in random scenes

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

3 months

I mean, does he even know how beautiful he is?

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

2 months

He's so done and tired. Maybe a back rub would help.

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

7 days

All I know is this is pre-outbreak Joel Miller

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

2 months

Joel's reaction to Tess showing him the bite

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

2 months

Joel Miller's chest- ahem- throat... I meant- beard

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

2 months

He's such a bubba bear

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

1 month

I am going to be honest with you that I'm not going to be honest with you

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

1 month

Some new #JoelMiller bulge angles, just in case you hoes forgot

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

24 days

"You're in a car with a beautiful man, and he won't tell you that he likes you, but he does."

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

1 month

Take a ride on #JoelMiller energy

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

3 months

If you're having a bad day, here's Joel helping Ellie hop on the horse, holding her hand like his life depends on it.

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

3 months

Anyone cares for Joel's...

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

2 months

Joel and Tess's POVs

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

3 months

All you need in your life right now is a Joel and Tommy reunion

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

2 months

G'night baby girl

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

1 month

Still pissed that the stupid hunter in the hotel lobby got to pull #JoelMiller 's hair like that and not me

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

1 month

I refuse to believe that this man slaughtered the entire hospital

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

2 months

Joel Miller holding a cloth is something you never knew you needed to see on your feed

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

13 days

The only ass with a Texan accent

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

3 months

He looks like he's...

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

24 days

POV: a road trip with Joel; long car rides, eating from cans, drinking coffee from tin mugs and (fu*****) sleeping in a tent

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

1 month

Someone said that Joel spreads his legs this wide cuz his balls are huge, and I couldn't have stopped thinking about it since

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

13 days

This one time my friend said that video game Joel would be a boob man and show Joel would be an ass man, and it's something that lives in my mind rent free now

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

3 months

Obsessed with this man? Who? Me?

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

7 years

My heart still asks about you sometimes.

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2 months

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

3 months

Yes, Joel Miller's belly button is hairy, and yes, he has a happy trail. Also, the sound of a belt buckle getting undone has never sounded sexier in my head.

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

2 months

Nobody asked for young Joel's ass but here it is, just in case

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

2 months

The way Joel laughs lightly to himself after Ellie tells him, "I'm not even tired" because he knows better. Who is she trying to fool? This man is a girldad, he JUST. KNOWS

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

3 months

He's old and gray and his hair looks like the perfect place to run my fingers through

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

1 month

Joel's pudgy belly looks even yummier from the lower angle, and, you know, I'm a good girl, but I'd snort lines off his hairy belly button if he asked me

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

1 month

Just in case you were dying to bury your fingers into Joel Miller's thick, unruly bush and bite into that beautiful mouth

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

3 months

Joel's nipples pierce through my being

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

24 days

POV: in a cute t-shirt and denim shorts, you're sitting next to Joel, wishing he'd let go of the damn steering wheel and put his large hand on your naked thigh instead, and squeeze just enough to make you shiver to your bones

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

3 months

Paying attention to these pictures, Ellie looks incredibly small in his arms. It's because she is and that's so fucking beautiful. I can't cope. Btw, Joel's back profile is sexy or what?! This man is unbelievable.

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

3 months

The way Ellie holds Joel's hand as he wakes up from the blackout he had after saving her from drowning might be one of the 12586 things I love about Tlou.

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

1 month

Slutty knee? Slutty ankle.

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

2 months

I believe in supremacy

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

3 months

He's old, gray and girldad.

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

1 month

He's so baby girl (but fucks like God)

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

3 months

POV: your husband doing the dishes and stopping to watch you change your clothes

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

2 months

When Joel falls back against the elevator wall with Ellie in his arms. He's so tired, everything has already been too much; almost losing her after getting impaled, now almost losing her for good in the care of strangers. She's been through much. So has he. He's taking her home

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

2 months

Ellie checking Joel's body temperature after she gives him antibiotics is care level overload

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

3 months

Imagine finding Joel Miller like this in your bed

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

2 months

I was planning to be just a casual fan but I let it consume me anyway

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

2 months

Why is he biting his lip and looking like he wants you to bite into it instead, feral

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

2 months

He's reaching for that TV remote as if my life depends on it

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

3 months

Grabbing you by the chin posessively, slanting his bristly mouth over yours, his tongue sneaks out for a brief before retreating. You can feel the curl of his lips before his tongue returns for a longer, deeper taste, allowing you to tug at his bushy beard and scratch his chin.

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

2 months

You're about to straddle Joel's lap. "Nuh-uh" His words surprise you. He wants you, but he's exhausted. "Here." He demands, tapping on his thigh. His eyes staring into yours, watching your lips grow into a lewd smirk. You know him too well, and you're too damn hot to play dumb

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

2 months

In a town where the river bends and sighs lives a man with remarkable thighs

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

2 months

"Look at you, feral enchanting little thing..."

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

1 month

The way he gently holds her to calm her, to make her look at him to see there's nothing that can hurt her anymore. I can't get over how soft Joel got right on the spot and all for this girl.

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

3 months

Joel Miller is such a sass... with a slutty knee.

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

3 months

Find yourself a man who eats you as Joel Miller eats his beans

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

7 days

I don't know how about you, but I'm having a date night with Joel fucking Miller

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

3 months

Joel doesn't look like the gentle type but he is and it's just so asdfghjkl

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

3 months

I can't believe they didn't let us see Joel's little smirk after Ellie made the "why are these all stuck together" joke and then assured him she was just joking. The way he has to smile to himself at how cheeky the girl is makes the scene all the better

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

3 months

Ellie's face right after Joel tells her "We're going our separate ways." The pain in her eyes, the tears; she's devastated. I've been expecting a lot from using the manual camera, but I DID NOT expect this. THIS COMPLETELY BROKE ME. I literally cannot, look at this puffy baby.

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

3 months

This is what a man who just realized a little girl he just met is going to be the center of his universe looks like

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

6 years

Well, things are piling up nicely.

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

13 days

I don't know much but I know Joel Miller is a fan of "just the tip" kind of teasing

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

1 month

Can Joel Miller put his canine teeth in the side of my neck please? for the love of god

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

3 months

I activated the manual camera in the model viewer, and I'm hyperventilating because I found out I can (and I can't stress this enough) peek under Joel's t-shirt to see his underwear when you move in just enough

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

2 months

She's so pookie wookie babygirl pumpkin puppy kitten sugar boo boo bear

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

2 months

I just know Joel Miller is a man of few words except when he has you on the counter and at his eye level

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

3 months

They give Joel Miller beautiful eyes, a bushy beard, broad and strong shoulders, visible nipples, a pudgy tummy with a happy trail, ride-worthy thighs, juicy ass, veiny arms, and then expect us to admire the scenery

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

2 months

For Ellie, the most beautiful thing to witness was a wild animal coming this close to her. For Joel, the most beautiful thing to witness was Ellie standing this close to a wild animal

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

6 years

Had the day off today, and made the most of it by eating everything in my house.

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

3 months

I know this scene is supposed to be serious, but the controller took it upon itself and found Joel Miller's ass instead

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

6 years

They don't deserve space inside your head when they fuck with your mind.

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

7 years

Some people have the success of being simply genuine.

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

3 months

"Sweetheart, I have no intention of denying you a thing."

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

3 months

HAPPY B-DAY to Ashley Johnson! I'm so thankful for Ash's portrayal of such a lovable & strong female character. Bestowing her voice to Ellie, Ash breathed life into this girl's personality many of us still have a hard time believing this goofball of joy is really just fictional

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

3 months

He was mean to her because he already loved her too much. The things we do for love.

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@elliespundit

2 months

Joel was so girldad in this scene. He already knew he wouldn't let her go with Tommy, but he was still trying to make himself believe he would

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

3 months

Joel: So what's for dinner? Ellie: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise! Joel: Joel: Is it soup? Ellie: I soup-pose it could be! *winks* Joel: Please, enough with the soup puns Ellie: Wow, you're soup-per mean Joel: STOP [one hour later] Joel: It's fucking sandwiches?!?!

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

7 years

I can't wait until not being an ignorant asshole is back in style.

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

3 months

Just made this account. Will be adding posts that I've already shared on Tumblr.

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

6 years

Do we even fucking know each other anymore?

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

2 months

Joel is the kind of man who can be sexually reserved. Well behaved, won't steal a kiss, won't touch you inappropriately but boy if you give him consent? FINISHED.

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

3 months

Someone said "Joel died thinking Ellie hated him" and someone corrected them by saying "No, Joel died thinking she and Tommy were next" and this hits so fucking hard I can't breathe

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elliespuns

@elliespundit

27 days

"use your words", "you look so pretty when you're desperate for me", "you make such pretty noises", "you're being so good for me", "stay still", "just like that, baby", "such a good girl" are so Joel Miller coded

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