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jess 🦇

6 months

hi! welcome to my bg3 acc 🎀 i mainly post about astarion (my beloved) and my character iym. here to yap and make friends! threads below 🌷

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@baldursbunbun

6 months

astarion’s new dialogue after tav sleeps with mizora:

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@baldursbunbun

5 months

help

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@baldursbunbun

4 months

tav emerging from astarion’s tent to join the others sat by the campfire, except tav can’t stay sitting n is obviously sore. the others whisper til karlach finally asks with the biggest smirk “rough night huh?” tav turns to everyone grumpily n is like “YEAH HE BIT MY ASS”

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@baldursbunbun

7 months

pls release the patch so everyone can kiss actual astarion instead of poor batstarion he’s had enough 😔 @larianstudios

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@baldursbunbun

7 months

batstarion kissing booth 💋🦇 how many smooches are u giving him??

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@baldursbunbun

4 months

tav n astarion’s tadpoles accidentally linking during sex n it making astarion finish instantly bc he can feel / see how into it they are n how much they love him

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@baldursbunbun

7 months

batstarion kissing booth 💋🦇 how many smooches are u giving him??

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@baldursbunbun

6 months

Shadow Cringelord

@ShadowxTwilight

6 months

I love him more than anything

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@baldursbunbun

6 months

when people draw astarion (and just elves in general but ESPECIALLY him) upset n they make his ears point down like he’s a sad cat oh i’m curled up on the floor sobbing

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@baldursbunbun

4 months

shadowhot i mean stunningheart i mean seductivehot i mean-

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@baldursbunbun

6 months

thinkin bout when i tried to reset the camera n it glitched n put me here behind astarion’s head. look at those fluffy curls n cute little chewable ear 💘

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@baldursbunbun

6 months

he looked you in the eyes and got shy 👉👈

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@baldursbunbun

5 months

kissy face ( - 3-) he’s so cute

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@baldursbunbun

2 months

strikingly beautiful

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@baldursbunbun

3 months

post battle puppy dog eyes

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@baldursbunbun

6 months

everything reminds me of Him

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@baldursbunbun

4 months

if he asks nicely please can he have a nibble?

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@baldursbunbun

5 months

i love all of his little details. his wispy hairs that stick out, his chest freckle, the way the tips of his ears blush redder than the rest of him… i want to trace my fingertips gently over each line n curve n feature n kiss them. i want him to see how beautiful he is.

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@baldursbunbun

3 months

yesterday i went back to the circus to get a statue of astarion made and i couldn’t help but take a couple pictures of the.. scenery :>

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@baldursbunbun

7 months

@larianstudios GOOD MORNING LARIAN i hope you slept well and woke up in a generous mood today ! no reason

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@baldursbunbun

2 months

hi i attempted to crochet gale 🔮✨

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@baldursbunbun

5 months

i think astarion would not be loud volume-wise during sex but i think he would make all kinds of filthy quiet little sounds. i know that man whimpering n whining softly when it slides in. desperate little moans slipping out when he’s trying to hold himself back from finishing..

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@baldursbunbun

6 months

colour me blue 🦋

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@baldursbunbun

4 months

good morning astarion enjoyers

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@baldursbunbun

6 months

i knew he wouldn’t but i had astarion ask to sleep w the drow twins just to see what would happen and ?!?!?!? WHY’D HE EAT HIM UP LIKE THAT HELP “bring someone with a rear of cast-iron” 😭

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@baldursbunbun

3 months

need to kiss his forehead so badly

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@baldursbunbun

5 months

today i present to you wyll ravengard

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@baldursbunbun

4 months

portrait version 🤍

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@baldursbunbun

4 months

in the glow of the moonlight 🌌

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@baldursbunbun

1 month

i gave him earrings n eye makeup n i fear i may never be normal again

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@baldursbunbun

3 months

serene 💛

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@baldursbunbun

5 months

bg3 has rotted my brain so bad i was out today n saw a van that looked like this n i was like omg it’s the ascended astarion mobile..

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@baldursbunbun

6 months

thinking about post bg3 astarion getting worried that my durge is unhappy with her decision to give up sunlight to live in the underdark with him n so he asks her about it n she’s just like “well honestly i’m more upset about having to give up garlic bread”

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@baldursbunbun

2 months

astarion laying with his head on his lover’s chest listening to their heartbeat because it soothes him. he laments that he wishes he still had one, so they could feel proof of how it speeds up when they’re near. “it’s alright my love, mine beats for us both”

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@baldursbunbun

6 months

i think about him every moment of every day

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@baldursbunbun

6 months

dyed his armour mm he’s so pretty 🖤

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@baldursbunbun

3 months

hi guys i found my new passion in life n it’s making these

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@baldursbunbun

1 month

me to magistrate astarion

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@baldursbunbun

5 months

opened my closet door to see him lookin right at me

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@baldursbunbun

4 months

in the glow of the moonlight 🌌

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@baldursbunbun

5 months

one of my fav hcs is that tav would fix up astarion’s tattered comfort blanket for him 🥺 meticulously cleaning it n carefully sewing up the holes, picking out fabric that reminds them of him to add patches when necessary. shyly presenting it to him n watching him get choked up

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@baldursbunbun

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@baldursbunbun

3 months

@drowsylvana “you look hot” “shut up” essentially 😭😭😭

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@baldursbunbun

5 months

“it” sliding in is subjective btw. his dick into your tav? your tav’s dick into him? your tav’s strap into him? his strap into your tav? the possibilities are endless

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@baldursbunbun

6 months

@solo_the_guard @Iruka_k

Mordred 🥦💥🍰 - 🔞

@arthurianmaiden

6 months

Alright I decided to post it here too (untagged) DO NOT REUPLOAD. This is the full dialogue datamined thanks to you know what. Spawn Astarion reacting to the Player sleeping with Mizora.

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@baldursbunbun

5 months

every time i see any kind of white creature with red eyes i’m like “that is astarion” why does this fictional elf have me taking pictures of a minecraft bunny plush at the store like i’m the paparazzi

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@baldursbunbun

6 months

in every lifetime 💌

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@baldursbunbun

4 months

🖤🪶🩸🦇

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@baldursbunbun

5 months

at the start of act 2 astarion asks iym to sleep in his tent with him from now on because they’re in “dangerous lands” but really it’s because whenever he feeds on her he hates going back to his tent alone. he wants an excuse to stay with her

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@baldursbunbun

5 months

❤️🦇🩸🖤🍷

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@baldursbunbun

4 months

ethereal ✨

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@baldursbunbun

4 months

magistrate astarion

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@baldursbunbun

6 months

i cannot put into words how much he means to me

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@baldursbunbun

4 months

ok i had to take a pic of him in this outfit in the daylight too

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@baldursbunbun

3 months

today i met boo for the first time. i love you boo

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@baldursbunbun

5 months

you know those videos of people measuring the distance between their cats’ fangs n then measuring bite marks in things to see who is The Criminal bc that but it’s tav with astarion n karlach

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@baldursbunbun

4 months

save me sexy elf save me

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@baldursbunbun

5 months

today i met goosetarion

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@baldursbunbun

5 months

april 17th is bat appreciation day!! 😭🦇 i love you sweet batstarion.. i will draw you again soon..

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@baldursbunbun

7 months

batstarion kissing booth 💋🦇 how many smooches are u giving him??

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@baldursbunbun

5 months

@baldursgate3 hi baldur’s gate 3 love ur work

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@baldursbunbun

5 months

is anyone else nervous to post anything about ur character’s lore? idk why but in my mind i have decided the second i post it it becomes canon so i’m scared to LOL

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@baldursbunbun

5 months

meanwhile tav is LOUD… them sobbing n crying out “GODS-“ after a particularly deep thrust n astarion pausing to smirk at them n panting as he says “gods? now darling, really? quite the exhibitionist aren’t you, calling upon your god at a time like this”

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@baldursbunbun

5 months

i think astarion would not be loud volume-wise during sex but i think he would make all kinds of filthy quiet little sounds. i know that man whimpering n whining softly when it slides in. desperate little moans slipping out when he’s trying to hold himself back from finishing..

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@baldursbunbun

4 months

captivated by each other

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@baldursbunbun

7 months

mutuals!! if u would like a little crayon drawing like this of ur tav or durge pls drop ur references below! 💕 i don’t draw that often so i will do these v slowly n i may not do them all but for whenever i feel inspired i would like a resource to pull characters from ⭐️

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@baldursbunbun

4 months

batstarion sleeping cuddled up to tav except they accidentally roll on him

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@baldursbunbun

4 months

exquisite

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@baldursbunbun

3 months

my first set of dice!! they are called “ethereal fae” the pink reminds me of iymurra 🎀💛

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@baldursbunbun

4 months

i’m tired of the dirt and grit i want something soft

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@baldursbunbun

5 months

imagine being bhaal n being like “ah yes my murder child” n then she turns out to be the sweetest pastel princess ever

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@baldursbunbun

6 days

he said please can he just have one TINY drop of your blood? 🥺👉👈🩸❓

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@baldursbunbun

7 months

do u think tav ever asks astarion to scratch an itch for them using his sharp fangs

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@baldursbunbun

5 months

bloodbound matching outfits 💘

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@baldursbunbun

2 months

please don’t let go

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@baldursbunbun

4 months

this is what playing bg3 with the scantily camp outfit mod feels like

bald ann dowd

@ali_sivi

4 months

tashi and art

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@baldursbunbun

7 months

inspired by this image @cookiechlor showed me!! everyone say thank you chloe ok

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@baldursbunbun

6 months

the moments where astarion talks about not being afraid anymore are so important to me

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@baldursbunbun

7 months

@cookiechlor @larianstudios one more as a treat :3

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@baldursbunbun

5 months

throwing him at the wall n watching him stick like one of these things

SKEPTICAL LYNX 🤍🍷🐈‍⬛

@Skeptical_Lynx

5 months

okay, Astarion can officially walk on ceilings

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@baldursbunbun

5 months

before they show it to him they get really nervous, thinking that maybe they should have asked him about it first, and so they hand it over without looking him in the eyes, promising to put it back the way it was if he doesn’t like it

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@baldursbunbun

2 months

pov ur another member of my party n now u have to watch them be sickeningly in love

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@baldursbunbun

3 months

ooo larian when you give us photo mode you wanna give us the ability to pose our characters and add new lighting sources… ooo you want to so badddd…

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@baldursbunbun

6 months

the 🦇 in my display name is batstarion btw. i keep him with me at all times for safekeeping

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@baldursbunbun

5 months

the devil works hard but mod makers work harder bc holy shit

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@baldursbunbun

5 months

mod makers pls i am on my hands n knees begging, i want this for astarion’s model so bad. i could dye it to be so cute

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@baldursbunbun

3 months

thank you so much @lyristartist for another beautiful ych commission 😭💞💞 i adore this art 🥹

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@baldursbunbun

5 months

he’s had enough

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@baldursbunbun

5 months

help

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@baldursbunbun

4 months

made my meowmeows :3

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@baldursbunbun

2 months

happy international kissing day from bloodbound 💋

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@baldursbunbun

3 months

help i didn’t realise they got me SHFHS

🚨 BG3 Thirst Tweets 🔞

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@baldursbunbun

7 months

every time i talk to wyll n he greets me with “well met” i whisper “wyll met” back to him

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@baldursbunbun

5 months

@winterantarctic IT IS 😭 LMAOOO IT’S EXACTLY THIS

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@baldursbunbun

4 months

forever 💌

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@baldursbunbun

5 months

he stands there in disbelief, holding it up to admire it. he can see all the care they put into making it perfect, each stitch tiny and careful and neat. he’s been through a lot in both his life and his undeath, but nothing makes him cry quite like kindness does

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@baldursbunbun

16 days

nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - how many times you killed wulbren bongle - that you always killed wulbren bongle - if you streamed fuck wulbren bongle

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@baldursbunbun

5 months

he pulls them into an embrace and whispers “thank you my dear.” both his old source of comfort and new source of comfort in his arms

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@baldursbunbun