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4 years

People who starve their cows and have $30,000 rangers and $80,000 boats are assholes. Every single one

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5 years

My bunk scooping help decided to jump off the concrete apron

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3 months

My tractor on my ground and I bet my dad still chews my ass🤣😂

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2 years

After 10 days or so, it messes with your mind

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4 years

My 103 year old aunt died Sunday. She beat COVID last month and died this week. Reason for death, COVID. Had nothing to do with age

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3 years

My grandma hasn’t been in a tractor since grandpa passed 14years ago, she planted corn for 2 hours tonight with my dad. Thought that was pretty awesome!

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3 years

Yep cows are the problem

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3 years

Slashing carbon dioxide emissions is critical to ending the climate crisis. But, for the first time, scientists emphasized the need to control a more insidious culprit: methane.

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3 years

Last year a 75 year old landlord rented my cornstalks to someone else without saying anything to me. This year he says I have to drop the bean straw so he can bale it on shares with someone else. I’m out

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1 year

I’ve bought what seems like a truck load of batteries this year. Is there a company that makes one that lasts more than 2 years

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5 years

Bought a tractor that was traded in to John Deere in Huron, the previous owner called me to see how I was getting along with it. It was a trade in. Old guys are cool

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1 year

Coming along nicely

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1 year

Got to exercise the old girl today

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9 months

I have a pigeon issue. What besides a shotgun works

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2 years

I look at cows for at least 6-8 hrs a day. But yet I click on every cattle picture I see on Twitter

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9 months

Showtime

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2 years

Best place to be till Monday

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27 days

Hay is costing $75 a ton and a couple local guys about got in a fist fight last night in the local bar over some road ditches. I’ve never mowed a ditch worth a fist fight

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5 years

Hour and a half labor and 2 orings. Why charge

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6 months

Stay in school kids

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2 years

If you think you have problems ask a South African carpenter why he’s in the US pumping liquid manure. My problems are not problems

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4 years

14,000 planes in the air at one time and cattle farts are destroying the earth. You liberals are dumber than you can fathom

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4 years

Just over 14,000 flights active right now as we end the week and the month. Same Friday last year saw ~19,000 flights active this time. Follow live flights at

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7 months

C’mon 185

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6 months

3 months, 3 weeks, 3 days

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4 months

The guys trading these combines every year need you to pay more of their crop insurance and guarantee them more per acre.

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16 days

Hayes and I aren’t much for crowds and loud music. We let the girls go to the concert and we’re having steaks

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2 years

I don’t understand carbon credits. Buying, selling, trading . None of it I believe it’s a racket

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3 years

There should be a sign at every continental breakfast that says “shower, brush your teeth, and get dressed before you can eat, you disgusting fuckers”

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3 years

Wheat harvest 2021

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3 years

I can listen to old guys talk about their military service for hours. Listened to a guy for 2 hours tonight talk about shit he went through in Vietnam. He got choked up a couple times but just kept talking. Glad I went to town tonight

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5 months

In other news, a Mexican got pinkeye and single-handedly took 7ish billion out of the cattle market

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2 years

Must be warm blooded

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1 year

We can’t drain sloughs cause the ducks need a place to paddle. But GF&P burns sections of grass by water during nesting season. Makes sense

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1 year

Some days it’s a lot of fun

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9 months

I guess at least it made it through thanksgiving

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3 years

4.5lb a day weather

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10 months

The elevator is getting ready to tarp bean bunkers before the rain. Looks like a shit job to do. Someone’s handing out thank a farmer lunches here. Give mine to the employees.

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5 months

If the right people were in charge and they wanted that port in Baltimore open they’d have ships going in and out by tonight.

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2 years

First 0° morning. They look good!

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8 months

104° warmer today than a year ago. Seems like a lot

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2 years

Can’t ship on Monday if you die on Sunday

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2 years

Holy shit

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4 years

Had a neighbor feed a load of feed last night. Beer can in the tractor, spilled beer in the payloader, and porn on the iPad

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1 year

300 acres of $200/ton hay for $2000 calves this fall

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Jay Eichstadt

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2 years

Preg tested and implanted 630 tested open heifers today. 67 bred Pull your bulls

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11 months

Loading fats at 8. Told hired man to be here at 7:30. He drives in at 6:45 in a good mood and ready to go. I think I got the best South African kid there is

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1 year

No breeze 😬

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5 months

Everyone posts pics of fancy ones. Here’s some ugly ones.

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3 years

No casualties and they’re coming up to eat. Enough 107 for a while!

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2 years

Something’s a miss

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11 months

He’s getting pretty good for 9

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4 months

In what form Is this business sustainable when a used FWA tractor costs $625,500

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10 months

I’m probably the only guy dumb enough to spread liquid manure 100ft from my house

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2 years

New crop on top of rotten shit. What’s the worst that could happen

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2 years

It’s more work to get work done before a 3 day vacation than it is to stay home and do the work

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7 months

Hey guys, a high quality pork chop is better than a mediocre steak.

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1 year

That’s how much it has rained west of Miller

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1 month

I hope whoever the next president is outlaws gay men kissing in commercials on tv.

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1 year

Well shit

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4 months

Clean barn, clean waterers, clean cattle

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2 years

I just saw an 8R 370 JD tractor with 250 hours for the same price as my home 1/4 with a farm on it cost 10 years ago. That’s not right

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25 days

I’m gonna engineer a camper with a bed that’s not 5 feet long, an air conditioner that keeps it. 70°, a big fridge, a house toilet and a shower that’s bigger than a 5 gallon bucket

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7 months

We would all appreciate a week of sunlight

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1 year

Computer board is fucked. Toggle switch to turn the cutter on Everything’s fine

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3 years

A packer requiring a BQA test before you can ship fats you’re loosing money on and they’re making $1200 a head on is the ultimate kick in the nuts

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4 months

120 of these dudes going to Kimball tomorrow. They’re as good as walk

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1 year

Send it

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4 months

330 of these guys going to Mitchell tomorrow 1050-1150

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3 years

A metal lick tub makes a lot of noise in a moco

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3 months

Probably shoulda cut those off in November when he got here

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11 months

I spent $7500 fixing truck air conditioners this summer. So that we can leave the windows down in bean fields

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2 years

It’s 12° dad

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2 years

Theres a moose on the loose

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9 months

If a hamburger joint served fresh hamburgers From a local locker the people would be lined up out the door. You can’t get a hamburger in a restaurant like I can at home. Kudos to my wife

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2 years

41° makes us all feel a little better

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5 months

Few pig chores never hurt anybody

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3 years

How big is a sirloin on a 2925 pound steer

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2 years

Addiction has many faces

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8 months

Every ag input supplier with points, rewards, toys, trips.etc

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3 years

I prefer this size of bottle calf

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1 year

I know absolutely nothing about these things. But that’s cheap horsepower

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1 year

Hayes and I have a deep appreciation for crowds, long lines and loud music

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2 years

Brake is on the left

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8 months

I mean, how bad could it be?

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1 year

Bale #1 of 2023

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8 months

Way more fun on Dec18th than hauling snow

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1 year

Happy Birthday Harley You’re not supposed to be 4 already

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1 year

Getting to be a lot of hay in my yard but it’s a lot more fun to haul on dry dusty roads than snow and slop

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5 years

Feeding corn to cattle, a whole new concept!

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2 years

Turning 6.50 corn into probably 6 corn

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2 years

Be sure of the sexual orientation of the vet assistant before you make jokes about the hermaphrodite heifer in the chute

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4 months

I’m taking 2 loads of these guys to Mitchell tomorrow. Probably weigh 1075-1100

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2 years

Bumper hay crop in NW hand county!

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6 months

Seems to be a lot of grain guys melting into a puddle on this platform. I can’t imagine planting a crop with subpar breakevens…

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2 years

@MagicJohnson

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3 years

Breakfast you fat bitches

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2 months

I’ve spent $3000 on dumber things

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6 months

@silagechopper Every retiring farmer I know wants to rent their land to a guy who will plant their 1/4 in an hour and harvest it in 2 hours. No one has any desire to see a young person get started

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8 months

Leon sent me some pics of his family’s cattle in South Africa.

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Jay Eichstadt

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8 months

Pretty early to make a choice on what he wants to do in life. But there’s gonna have to be some drastic changes in the next few years to change his mind.

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4 months

Goat kid

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