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21 days

HELLO!! 🦃🔬🐀 send me bullshit here: ao3: tumblr: i mostly post about vashwood and kniveswood, but there will be the occasional mashwood, and different permutations of polygun

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5 months

FUNNIEST SCENE IN THIS WHOLE SHOW 🐺: I am going to kill you. In ways that haven't even been invented yet. I'm going to rip you into tiny little pieces and scatter you across the desert. 🌱: 🥺🥺🥺 Awwww wolfie... 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥰🥰💞❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💕💞💓💗💖💘💝

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2 months

trigun stampede: tristamp trigun stargaze: trigays

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1 month

friends are supposed to burden each other sometimes. needing friends for emotional support doesn't make you a bad person and i feel like the mentality around "trauma dumping" and "venting" has gotten really toxic and made it harder for people to ask for the help they need

COLLINS ✨

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1 month

What is your unpopular opinion about friends that will have you like this?

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5 months

i like how in 3 seperate trigun canons wolfwood ended up in the main plot by being picked up half dead off the side of the road

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4 months

my🦵💥leg… 😩😢 my 🦵💥 leg it hurts 🔥😢 why?? 🤨🧐 why?? ❓⁉️🧐 there’s so much pain 💥💥😩😩 in my leg ‼️🦵‼️ did you shoot 💥🔫 me ?! ⁉️👬🙅 did you ACTUALLY shoot 💥🔫 me?! 😩😱😨😰 i can’t believe this 😰😥😱😱😱😱 did you really shoot 💥🔫 me?! 😰😱🙅👬❌❌❌

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4 months

NOT FOR LONG

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6 months

why’d they censor him

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5 months

yeah…

saff @ work semi-hiatus!

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5 months

i’ve said it once i’ll say it again. no character trope will ever hit as hard as "i have every reason to hate the world and watch it burn, but i will choose to love instead. every time i will choose to love."

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6 months

nicholas d wolfwood nose appreciation

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7 months

“i was raised catholic” is how i start my trauma narrative

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4 months

its that time again folks

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5 months

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5 months

I think "character can easily leave restraints but chooses not to to commit to the bit" is the greatest visual gag of all time

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2 months

DO YALL SEE TH VISION JERE

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6 months

i raise you rizzless also rizzless

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7 months

rizz distribution in ships be like all the rizz zero rizz just vibes

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1 month

meryl: jesus wolfwood if vash jumped off a bridge would you? wolfwood, who jumped off a cliff right after he saw vash jump off a cliff, with no way of knowing there was a ship: uh. No?

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7 months

@waffelhauss @BrieRussell3 no way you just pulled up the first result on google as if that's. how you cite a source 💀

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4 months

i was today years old when i found out in the german dub wolfwood calls vash “toilet brush head”

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2 months

Ellie 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

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2 months

Ever since I met this boy my breasts have not known peace

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17 days

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17 days

please Be kind to me . im a Little puppy doggy with no Capacity for thought. and i Have no money or Job. and i cant Even tie my own shoes

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6 months

shout out to vash. the original freak. the strangest critter on all of no mans land. certified weirdo in his weird little coat.

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7 months

♡

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7 months

real love.

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6 months

nightow and studio orange are NOT 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️❌❌❌ allowed to kill tristamp wolfwood. sorry forbidden my mum said no

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4 months

the way the song sounds so empty until vash comes to play with him because knives feels empty without vash im going to be sick

MILLIONS KNIVES 🫀🗡️

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4 months

『ミリオンズ・ナイブズ』 Trigun Stampede (2023): Episode 9

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1 month

"Yo. Vash." im going to dunk his head in a toilet

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5 months

ok so where the fuck does he keep that tie. does he just always have it in his pocket? does he wash it? is it just his designated I Am Drunk tie?

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5 months

vash losing his memory after july and augusta is crazy. can you imagine fighting with your brother then you close your eyes and suddenly chicago is off the map

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17 days

god i wish he would do that to me whaaaat who said that

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2 months

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 long hair nai in 🕯 trigun stargaze 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

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2 months

inwould literally die for this man btw

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2 months

this is still making me lose it this fandom is like a small town

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4 months

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4 months

i didn’t do it for them. i did it for you. i’d kill for you. please let me kill for you.

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2 months

yeehaws sadly

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peach soju

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4 months

vash: would you love me if i was a worm wolfwood, picturing a creature like 50 times his size devouring him whole: i. uh. hm. uh.

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5 months

i need him to toss me around like that

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5 months

i do miss the time when this vid was all over my tl and everyone was horrendously down bad for wolfwood

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4 months

this is vashwood to me

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2 months

wolfwood waist

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6 months

im always hearing about vashs slutty little waist but i feel like we as a fandom don't talk about his legs enough.

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@eggmuffwaffles

2 months

THOSE R PROSTHETICS!!!

「 ✦ 𝗥𝗲𝗻𝗻 ✦ 」.𖥔 ݁ ˖ Working on C0mms

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Love his twiggy legs sm

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2 months

trigun stargaze moodboard

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6 months

fangs…. sharp………………,,,.,,.,,,,,

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7 months

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they hate me because im so full of joy and wonder

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6 months

mentally i'm still here

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4 months

my womb 🫄💥…….. my womb it hurts why …. 🫄🫄🫄🫄🫄🫄🫄🫄 why…. 😩💥💥⁉️⁉️ THERES SO MUCH PAIN IN MY WOMB ⁉️⁉️⁉️💥💥🫄😩😩 did you IMPREGNATE ME⁉️⁉️ 😰😰😰😰😨😨😨 did you ACTUALLY impregnate me 😰😱😱😱😱😱😩😩 I CANT BELIEVE THIS ⁉️⁉️‼️DID YOU REALLY IMPREGNATE ME 🫄🫄🫄🫄

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6 months

alright listen up we as a fandom do not talk about the punisher just. being full of guns in 98. literal nesting doll gun. i vote he fires one of the pistols and an even smaller gun pops out.

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2 months

im having thoughts that will make my mutuals want me dead

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@eggmuffwaffles

6 months

trigun reincarnation goes so hard. stampede vash seeing wolfwood and knowing in his heart who he is even though he doesn’t remember him. feeling the ache of grief for a man breathing in front of him whose name he just learned

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6 months

yes thanks ao3 that’s exactly what i was looking for

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18 days

im deleting my twitter goodbye forever

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4 months

😔🩸my ute….🫄💥 my ute it hurts why … 🫄💥🩸❓why….. ❓⁉️ THERE’S SO MUCH PAIN💥💥🔥🔥🥺😩 IN MY UTE 😩😭🩸🩸🩸am i menstruating????? ⁉️😱😨😰 am i ACTUALLY menstruating ⁉️❌🫄💥🙅🙅 i cant believe this😱😰😱😱AM I REALLY MENSTRUATING??? 😱😱😱😱😱❌🫄❌🙅🩸🩸🩸🩸

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5 months

Unhinged AO3 tags🪦🕊️

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5 months

twin on twin violence

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4 months

*in denial voice* i cant wait to see how wolfwoods going to survive season 2 of tristamp

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6 months

actually i take it back vash is a weirdo and knives is a freak. i am not elaborating this makes perfect sense to me

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6 months

shout out to vash. the original freak. the strangest critter on all of no mans land. certified weirdo in his weird little coat.

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5 months

will i see you again......🥺🥺 im going to say a slur

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5 months

this is wolfwood to me

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5 months

need a guy built like this, basically

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。ｏ ○ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜ ͡ ╮ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝╮ ( Wolf ) ( Wolf ) wood ) ( Wood ) ╰◟◞ ͜ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ╮◞◟◞ ╯ 　　 ( wolfwood ) 　　 ╰◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ◟◞╯

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6 months

"i would kill for you" "i would die for you" yeah well i'd pour hot sauce in the wounds of people who hurt you so who's the real winner here

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5 months

vash puts this up outside and wolfwood smacks him upside the head

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1 month

yall know exactly who im thinking of

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2 months

cigarette mukbang

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6 months

remembered this panel and now im making all of you remember it too

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12 days

"you cant be in fandom when you're 30" wrong!! buffalo stampede!!! 🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🦬🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃

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6 months

i am so incredibly normal about him

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6 months

can u guys show me the fictional characters you're most down bad for, i wanna look at em

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2 months

wolfwood after vash makes him apologize to nai for calling him a "stuck up cunt who needs to get laid"

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14 days

hey guys come on we all use that couch have a little bit of decency

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14 days

hes very tired from a long day of driving :( (his passenger princess ass did None of the driving)

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23 days

vash anger issues in trigun stargaze.........please please please please please

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5 months

VASH RIDING WWOLFQOODS NOSE RETWEET IF YOU AGREEE

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6 months

the normal trigun stampede intro. unedited. completely normal

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1 month

HELP IM CACKLING

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4 months

picture me munching on his chest hair like a cow grazing grass

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6 months

girl it's literally them

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trying to explain my brainrot to friends

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Adoring You Daily ♡︎

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2 months

this is why i have never watched a trigun video essay im scared

ruby II16 SPOILERS

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2 months

do you guys ever get scared of watching a video about something you're very autistic about because what if they say something that pisses you off

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1 month

bro whatbhappened last night....

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2 months

no context memes

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5 months

perfect

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7 months

give wolfwood a nap

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7 months

top tier duo

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4 months

words with love

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and cain says, “when you split me and my brother in the womb, you did not divide us evenly. he got kindness, and i got longing. he got complacence, and i got ambition. i want to kill him sometimes. i think sometimes he wants to die.”

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6 months

vash looking at wolfwood’s mangled corpse that meryl flattened with her truck: oh i need him carnally

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5 months

im having normal thoughts

moongs ♡ @ c0mms crunch!

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5 months

Sometimes I think about how heavy the punisher is (at least) and how Wolfwood effortlessly handles it

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6 months

down bad comments

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bro💀

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25 days

vash is down bad in the way that he gets unreasonably flustered whenever wolfwood does Anything. wolfwood is down bad in the way that he would literally put a gun against his own head if vash asked him to

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6 months

i want this tattooed on my ass

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6 months

i think studio orange should include a white couch in the s2 trailer even if they have no intention of recreating the couch scene bc the drama that would cause would be so funny

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2 months

insane to think about how the people on No Man's Land named their cities after months because the planet doesn't have the same lunar calendar as on earth but the names of the months are still important parts of their life/culture so they adapted

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2 months

wolfwoods ankles...

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22 days

wolfwood technically being there to betray vash but being unquestionably and undoubtedly loyal to him makes me insane

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4 months

so i was standing there barbeque sauce on my kitties

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6 months

♱ fen ♱

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what is your 'default fruit'. like when you hear the word fruit what is the fruit that you think of immediately

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public service announcement

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trigun beach episode that's just polygun trying to figure out how the actual fuck a beach got there except for vash who's frolicking in the waves without a care in the world

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“fanfic websites need dislike buttons” twitter is cancelled look at my zoo 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐺🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🦜🦝🦨🦔🦡🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🦩🦩🦏🐪🐫🦒🐘🦣🦧🦍🦓🐆🐅🐊🦭🐄🦌🐕🐩🦦🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐁🐀🦥🦥🦥🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀

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cant believe national wolfwood day is june 24th

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IT'S FINALLY MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY WHO WANTS TO CELEBRATE

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