why is he jacked? I'll tell you why he's jacked. he's Yamato Tenzล Kinoe Naruto Shippuden. ANBU & team captain. a survivor. a walnut enjoyer. he wants senpai to notice him. he's king of my heart. THAT'S WHY HES JACKED
thinking about naruto and yamato gardening together, sharing seeds and cuttings, giving each other new little house plants on birthdays and holidays...just a boy & his captain raising a herb garden together nbd ๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Itachi being a casual pervert is also very funny just imagining the man shrugging his shoulders like "yeah I like boobs as much as the next guy. cock? yeah it's alright. kisame has two."
kakashi says โletโs do a trust exercise,โ next thing yamato knows theyโre flying down the hill with only their big toes on the handles & guy is screaming โYOOOOOOOUUUUUUUTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHโ
becoming โfast friendsโ with someone is fun, but letโs not forget fast enemies. you ever meet someone and immediately youโre just like oh yeah this person is my enemy now
filler rules. like what do you mean there's a whole episode where naruto can only eat mushrooms. and then turns into a mushroom man. incredible. canon could never
god i love this yamato. the opposite of no thoughts. he has every thought. he has one million brain cells. there are 1000 stories to tell, yet no words can ever describe. he has seen everything, he knows everything. he is everything. there are universes colliding in those eyes
I have this shirt and it's so funny to me like. not konoha. not land of fire. just. shippuden. chronicles of a hurricane. greetings from chronicles of hurricane. sasuke whomst. gaara's here visiting his bf lee. tenten? kiba? they weren't invited :/ ino and choji? kicked tf out