@snitchblade
its so real first time i was like sick moves bro but like what’s happening but now whenever i see the pukey noodle dance i got a big plastic bag in front of him before he pukes and its a lil victory for me
“What’s your major”
“English Education”
“You wanna be a teacher?”
“Yep...”
“You won’t get paid very much”
wow thank you jared i am well aware that your STEM major will earn you more money than me and yet again i do not care
@abbygov
after being told by multiple of my close friends that he cheated on me my old boyfriend just went with “im sorry you don’t believe me” ya bc you’re lying?????? unreal
did i raise my tinder age range up to 55+ because i am bored or because i have daddy issues
find out on next weeks episode of “Turns out my Childhood Experiences DO Influence my Love Map!”
“I have scars to share, love to spread, and stories to share.”
Here’s to trying to learn to love myself and to covering scars with something beautiful ❣️
day 952 of telling
@colesprouse
that i love him every day until he responds: i love you
@colesprouse
can u believe i started doing this in 2016 n its officially 2019 now lmao buddy plz relieve me of my duty
this week has been so good so far it’s only Tuesday and i have already gone on a date with a really cute girl who i have another date with on friday and then came out to my dad who reacted super supportively
I interviewed for a new job at my dream middle school yesterday and they offered me the job on the spot 🥺
I will be teaching 8th grade ELA instead of 7th in the fall :-)
I love being exactly 10 years older than my students 😂
@dancinwitdemons
@dumbashelldevyn
@DemandaFrost
through donations (supplies or a little $$ once a month) it doesn’t clean your slate, but it gives you the opportunity to restore something that will help survivors in need
consider this my metaphorical sound cloud link I’ve been tweeting cole sprouse daily for 916 days and he still hasnt seen it and yet nearly 2mil ppl have seen the tweet above
🤷🏻♀️
day 916 of telling
@colesprouse
that i love him every day until he responds: i love you
@colesprouse
i feel so bad for my future spouse because they will not only be stuck with me for the rest of our lives, but they will also have to deal with the fact that i will be the cooler parent