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will, now phd

@DrFireWillHeath

4 months

Alabama 23, LSU 17

Alabama 23, LSU 17

College football may have changed forever because of Josh Booty's attempt to leap into Alabama's end zone in 1999.

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@DrFireWillHeath

2 years

Surely Auburn didn't go through all this just to land a worse version of Gus.

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@DrFireWillHeath

8 years

Got in the car today & heard @edsbs ' voice say "Welcome to @ShutdownFullcas !" ... From the back seat I heard my daughter say, "Noooooo!"

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@DrFireWillHeath

6 years

At this point I believe the Trump White House is what @TheJimCornette would call "a heel program."

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@DrFireWillHeath

3 years

@Hood_Consulting : "Pell City, what they just did, is ultimate in class. It's what high school sports should be about. It's what leading young men is about. We got a kid with a parent who's having a rough time ...

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@DrFireWillHeath

3 years

Kind of a cool moment in postgame: Pell City coaches called up Leeds' Jackson Bartee, so they could pray for his dad, Ross. Not sure what ails him but the situation is apparently dire.

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@DrFireWillHeath

6 years

So yesterday I had to change a flat tire & then ride on the doughnut to work while listening to the @ShutdownFullcas , which means I *could* have died while listening to @edsbs explain why NFL scouts think Thor is a me-first prima donna.

Ryan Nanni

@celebrityhottub

6 years

YOU: but i hate the shutdown fullcast, ryan’s voice is grating and his jokes suck ME: HA I’M NOT ON THIS EPISODE NOW YOU HAVE TO LISTEN OR BE EXPOSED AS AN INTELLECTUAL FRAUD

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@DrFireWillHeath

7 years

"Evangelicals did all they could to keep me from being a Christian, basically. ... They didn't win." ~ @anamariecox

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@DrFireWillHeath

8 years

Important note, regardless of what happens: Don't schedule App State or Ga. Southern. They only want to watch the world burn.

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@DrFireWillHeath

5 years

*pins to profile forever*

John

@papa_juhn

5 years

#MC101net

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@DrFireWillHeath

3 years

Kind of a cool moment in postgame: Pell City coaches called up Leeds' Jackson Bartee, so they could pray for his dad, Ross. Not sure what ails him but the situation is apparently dire.

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@DrFireWillHeath

5 years

Y'all just left the idea of "The Purge, but for NCAA rules violations" just lying there.

Shutdown Fullcast, the world's only CFB podcast

@ShutdownFullcas

5 years

Here's an episode about just a few of the many college football programs who are more worthy of discussion at this moment, for better or (likely) worse, than the Ohio State Buckeyes

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@DrFireWillHeath

5 years

@Lyell_Walker @38Godfrey Send the evidence to compliance @olemiss .edu if you do.

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@DrFireWillHeath

5 years

Happy Halloween. Here's @IwriteOK to scare the hell out of you. The worst part? He's right.

Behind The Bastards

@bastardspod

5 years

New Episode! The World is Burning: Your Guide to the Current Uprisings In Episode 92, @IwriteOK gives listeners a guide to the uprisings all over the world right now.

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@DrFireWillHeath

5 years

S/o to the #UAMC101 students, who just finished their exam for Spring 2019. They made this job pretty easy, all things considered.

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@DrFireWillHeath

3 years

Wouldn't it have to be the guys from @HomefieldApparl

Paul Finebaum

@finebaum

3 years

A caller just suggested that "a normal fan" should be added to the playoff committee. Think that is a good idea? Who would you nominate?

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@DrFireWillHeath

2 years

The astute @SplitZoneDuo listener in your household might call a Duke-Tennessee tournament matchup "The Cutcliffe Bowl" or possibly "The Music City Bowl, but Basketball."

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@DrFireWillHeath

1 year

@masonmennenga Lots happening here.

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@DrFireWillHeath

3 years

Sitting up tonight with the senior dog, who's probably ready for *that* vet appointment in the morning. For positive vibes, here's a really old picture of her comforting me after I broke my leg.

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@DrFireWillHeath

7 years

While I don't encourage engaging troll fans online, it tickles me to see other fans' criticism of Bama come down to "Sometimes they don't win the national title so they are overrated."

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@DrFireWillHeath

6 years

Was sitting down this morning thinking, "This year has kind of sucked, right?" Then I heard this voice in my head: "You passed comps & successfully defended a dissertation proposal. You took your daughter to Disney World. You taught a class where most people didn't hate you."

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@DrFireWillHeath

5 years

The day after Alabama beat Clemson for the 2015 national title, I showed up on campus to start a PhD program. Last night I sent my dissertation to committee. I need to lie down. #RollTide

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@DrFireWillHeath

8 years

Could not be happier for @footballopelika , @opelikacoach , @VOICEOFTHEDAWGS et al. Killed me to not be there tonight. Save me a spot at JHS.

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@DrFireWillHeath

6 years

Not sure if this is the proper forum, but I wanted to spend a few Twitter moments remembering my grandmother, Jean Evans Rainer Meadows, who passed away today, at age 96.

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@DrFireWillHeath

6 years

"I swear I'm a good person." ~ a note I received yesterday in #UAMC101 , as part of an admission that a student didn't read the chapter ahead of time

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@DrFireWillHeath

1 year

Everyone in our sphere is anticipating Leeds-Moody, as they should. That said, right now Southside is technically the region leader (3-0 as opposed to their 2-0) & has the same overall record.

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@DrFireWillHeath

7 years

@SarahSpain Please continue writing if you truly have the power to give people like this cancer.

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@DrFireWillHeath

3 years

"Imagine reaching into Tim Tebow's chest and pulling out a Bloomin Onion." ~ @HollyAnderson , handing someone in the Class of 22 their yearbook quote

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@DrFireWillHeath

6 years

*3-year-old enters, holding my copy of @SBN_BillC 's book* "Daddy, this is a book about monsters!" me: "... Sure"

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@DrFireWillHeath

1 year

Story written & sent. Score might stay on the board for a while. Good night from Southside.

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@DrFireWillHeath

4 years

Ain't played nobody

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@DrFireWillHeath

8 years

Me to @whitheath : Don't buy Black & Milds. him: Awww but it's #BeatAuburn Week.

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@DrFireWillHeath

6 years

Just a quick refresher for my new #UAMC101 followers: Media may not tell us what to think, but they do provide us with our dominant culture, & tell us what is and isn’t appropriate for general society.

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@DrFireWillHeath

12 years

"It's hot outside. Nobody needs to say it again." - Nick Saban

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@DrFireWillHeath

7 years

Random playoff thought: Don't know much about @footballopelika or Daphne in 2017, but it seems like a freaking nightmare of a matchup for the home team. OHS is solid & had 2 weeks to prepare & get well.

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@DrFireWillHeath

3 years

A bit of personal news: I am, for the first time in my life (I'm 40) seeking mental health treatment. Not patting myself on the back bc it probably shouldn't have taken so long. Nevertheless, here goes.

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@DrFireWillHeath

6 years

He wouldn't admit it, but Saban is probably secretly delighted right now.

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@DrFireWillHeath

6 years

In retrospect it seems a little presumptuous for a band from Alabama that calls itself Alabama to tell people how music is supposed to be played in Texas.

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@DrFireWillHeath

6 years

For what it's worth, there are 5 bonus questions for your #UAMC101 final. Look for stories about election fraud, award shows, college football awards, weather & trailers for new movies. Good luck.

Marshall Mathers Ralph Lauren

@dontbounceit

6 years

@firewillheath how many push-ups in a video for a bonus question that is nearly impossible worth 50 points?

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@DrFireWillHeath

7 years

@ImALegendKiller @BunkiePerkins I also enjoy the security guard who is clearly so amused by what is happening he is making no attempt to even remotely control the crowd

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@DrFireWillHeath

5 years

Congrats to @erik_speakman & his staff. They were a long way from home & fell behind 2 scores before everybody was settled in their seats. Really impressive.

𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒄𝒚 𝑹𝒐𝒚𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓

@sbroyster

5 years

Final. Opelika 45 Hueytown 24. See y'all in Mobile next will for the semifinals! @hsscore @AL6AFootball @AHSAAUpdates @oanewspreps @WRBLSports @wtvmsports @wsfa12sports @aldotcomPreps @PrepsNet @JoxPreps @WTVMDavePlatta @opelikaobserver @alahssports @opelikahigh #alpreps

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@DrFireWillHeath

8 years

@dannykanell Any chance of an RT for our academic survey? Just need a few #FSU folks willing to help us out.

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@DrFireWillHeath

11 years

Everything about that play was illegal - aiding the runner, forward progress halted & fumbling the ball forward.

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@DrFireWillHeath

6 years

Remember: Equal time applies *only* to non-news, non-political programming on *over-the-air* TV. #UAMC101

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@DrFireWillHeath

8 years

Be hollering for @footballopelika tonight from #Leeds . Go get em boys. @opelikacoach

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@DrFireWillHeath

5 years

Let's hope the Tuscaloosa python doesn't hook up with the Meth Squirrel. We got enough problems as it is.

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@DrFireWillHeath

6 years

Man, student journalism is the best. #collegemedia

Mack

@aewsome

6 years

😭😭😭 the post-game edition of the @redandblack // 📷 via @RebeccaBurns

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@DrFireWillHeath

2 years

#WeaponizedUncles

Split Zone Duo

@SplitZoneDuo

2 years

Programming for the week: subscribers can expect something from @38Godfrey on Tuesday Conference review szn commences on the Big Show, with additional programming coming to Patreon subscribers Also probably Jags. Let’s just be honest

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@DrFireWillHeath

6 years

On the one hand, Auburn folks probably do have a few legitimate officiating gripes today. On the other hand they attempted a 4th down conversion pass to their kicker, so

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@DrFireWillHeath

5 years

It's fine because sports fans never seize on one discrepancy to label you a fraud the rest of your career.

Bill Connelly

@ESPN_BillC

5 years

ESPN ERROR NO. 1: Randomly losing my mind and assigning Alex Hornibrook to Miami instead of FSU even though I’ve already written 2K+ words on both Miami and FSU this year. Though in fairness, @Coach_MannyDiaz took all the OTHER transfers, so...

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@DrFireWillHeath

6 years

Journalists have a) a liberal bias, b) a conservative bias, c) a centrist bias. (The answer is yes.) #UAMC101

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@DrFireWillHeath

11 years

THANKS A LOT, LANE KIFFIN. " @CecilHurt Midway through the first half, Alabama leads Georgia 8-7. Yes, basketball."

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@DrFireWillHeath

6 years

#UAMC101 grades for Fall 2018 are, at long last, posted. Apologies to everyone for the delay — it was mostly due to technical delays. And thanks again to everyone who interacted with me through this medium; I had fun, and hopefully we all learned a little. #RollTide

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@DrFireWillHeath

3 years

Little Brother (4), sitting in his car seat, with no music playing: ... we ain't get it started till the whole team pull up ... we ain't get it started till the whole team pull up ... (Thanks @prophiphop )

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@DrFireWillHeath

11 months

Thanks to @edsbs & @HollyAnderson I know to keep watching till the handshake, to see if Mack will attempt to siphon any energy from Mike Elko

Michael Felder

@InTheBleachers

11 months

duke's goose is cooked in chapel hill, gave up the TD. Maye to Nesbit

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@DrFireWillHeath

5 years

Mentioned this before & not sure who needs to hear it, but no, the twins named OrangeJello & LimeJello aren't real. I've lived in 6 different places & they have allegedly been in kindergarten in all of them.

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@DrFireWillHeath

6 years

Can't think of anything that would make me want to buy a car less than a salesman freestyle rapping during my test drive.

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@DrFireWillHeath

6 years

4-year-old: Where are we now? me: ... Georgia her: I don't like Georgia. me: No one does. But if we want to visit your cousin we don't have much of a choice.

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@DrFireWillHeath

3 years

I hate Tennessee. You should too. #RollTide

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@DrFireWillHeath

10 years

Happy birthday to Sadie Virginia Heath, approximately 3 hours old. Said to take #Bama + the number in New Orleans. http://t.co/8LaH36t4bf

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@DrFireWillHeath

5 years

When a local gym says it's "more than a gym" and talks about being a supportive community & whatever ... that's a cult, right? They're inviting you to join a cult.

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@DrFireWillHeath

6 years

How many would it take for me to become an internet sensation & make so much $$$ that I quit my job mid-semester?

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@dontbounceit

6 years

@firewillheath How many retweets for an A in your class?

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@DrFireWillHeath

6 years

Pro tip for #UAMC101 students: I actually do look through the photos you guys submit for attendance, even if there's no grade attached to them. This is a good effort though.

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@DrFireWillHeath

5 years

I wanted to do a big thread about how I was wrong about Florida & sometimes 18 year olds play like 18 year olds, but the lady at the next table is having a very serious conversation about how God is using her through her Instagram posts & I can't pay attention to anything else.

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@DrFireWillHeath

7 years

I do appreciate the Tuscaloosa Guthrie's long-running tradition of only hiring bored white girls who are irritated that you came in.

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@DrFireWillHeath

10 years

Fans are really gonna go crazy if @WWEDanielBryan gets eliminated from the #PuppyBowl .

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@DrFireWillHeath

6 years

The words in this tweet were not particularly well ordered.

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@dontbounceit

6 years

@firewillheath how many push-ups in a video for a bonus question that is nearly impossible worth 50 points?

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@DrFireWillHeath

1 year

Jalen Milroe may be the Alabama QB who finally kills my dad.

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@DrFireWillHeath

7 years

I now wish for @edsbs to respond to Bill's "climate change hurts football attendance" concept in his Alex Jones voice.

Bill Connelly

@ESPN_BillC

7 years

NEW PAPN: * Today sucked * Is Les Miles done coaching? * Herm vs. Lovie * Does Brent Venables even want to be a head coach? * Watch me tie global warming to sports * Today really sucked

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@DrFireWillHeath

6 years

It is kind of hilarious to think about going back in time to tell my college age self, "You will be unbearably disappointed when your team fails to win its 6th national championship in 10 years."

Ole Whistlebritches

@OWB_RTR

6 years

What this game tonight proves is how special this era of Alabama football really is. It’s tough to win it all. Other teams get 1, maybe 2 shots per decade at a title. Bama has had 7 chances to win and took home 5 since 09. That is excellence folks, enjoy it.

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@DrFireWillHeath

6 years

My wife frequently says this also. She never means it.

BamaOnLine

@BOL_On3

6 years

The man has spoken. "I'm fine," says Alabama Crimson Tide quarterback Tua Tagovailoa Full Video

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@DrFireWillHeath

7 years

WE'RE GETTING A TALLADEGA-SYLACAUGA STATE SEMIFINAL?!

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@DrFireWillHeath

1 year

It's just remarkable to read stuff like this about Britt & contrast it with her fellow Alabama Senator.

Jeremy Gray

@jgray78

1 year

Fetterman’s neighbor in the Capitol basement, @SenKatieBritt was among the first colleagues to visit him in the hospital. Crossing paths in a Capitol tunnel one recent afternoon, Fetterman yelled, “Alabama!” and gave her a fist bump. #alpolitics

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@DrFireWillHeath

6 years

Really disappointed nobody used "there's snow on the roads and I can't come to campus" as an excuse to get out of today's #UAMC101 exam.

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@DrFireWillHeath

6 years

Since nobody asked, here's a nearly 4-year-old girl getting eyeshadow who doesn't know how to close her eyes without scrunching them.

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@DrFireWillHeath

6 years

Another test tip, on models of communication: The sender (that's me!) puts a message (the words, in this case) on a channel (Twitter). And you, the eager student, receive it. #UAMC101

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@DrFireWillHeath

3 years

Since I've heard the show 7 times this year, I feel qualified to say the Pride of the Green Wave's rendition of "Devil Went Down to Georgia" absolutely slaps. (Did ... did I use that right? Slaps, I mean.)

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@DrFireWillHeath

6 years

Not a defense, but it's notable that in other forms of entertainment, when the live crowd lags, the people in charge think, "What can we do to bring those people back?" instead of attempting to shame them.

Tommy Deas

@tommydeas

6 years

This is what Nick Saban was talking about

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@DrFireWillHeath

6 years

Really my weekend won't be complete until I find out how many of my Auburn friends on Facebook still believe in Auburn and love it

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@DrFireWillHeath

6 years

"Media" is a plural. Any sentence containing the phrase "media is" is wrong. #UAMC101

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@DrFireWillHeath

6 years

"Are you actually tweeting test hints or do you just want to gain followers?" Yes and yes. Being self-aware hasn't gotten me terribly far to this point.

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@DrFireWillHeath

9 years

The gender reveal currently sits at or near the top of every list of "Dumb Things White People Need to Stop Doing on the Internet."

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@DrFireWillHeath

5 years

bruh

Lindsey A. Sherrill

@LindseyASherril

5 years

The doctors are in! @DrFireWillHeath @bkim29 @ryanmbroussard @UACCIS #RollTide

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@DrFireWillHeath

5 years

For what it's worth, even if you think everyone's panicking #COVD19 & media are overselling things, you can still behave like a grownup & take it seriously. It's not an either/or.

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@DrFireWillHeath

7 years

Looks like a "Get Out" sequel

Michael Niziolek

@michaelniziolek

7 years

New Auburn AD @AGreeneIV jumping in Auburn Jungle for photo with students

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@DrFireWillHeath

6 years

Excited for the return of college football, yes, but let's not forget about the most important game this weekend: @footballopelika vs. the Baby Tigers. Beat em bad, boys.

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@DrFireWillHeath

5 years

Good morning to everyone wearing Snoopy pjs that don't fit anymore & a Kylo Ren mask they got as an early Christmas present.

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@DrFireWillHeath

6 years

Cults at Auburn: - Auburn

🌙🐰🌷🌊🦈🎀

@abbanetholivia

6 years

cults at alabama: - mallet - music majors - crimson tide productions - bama students for life - guys in hawaiian shirts - UADM - the literal underground organization that controls what people do that everyone is Afraid of

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@DrFireWillHeath

5 years

Incidentally, The Presidents of the United States of America remain unimpeachable.

Jonathan Sobolewski

@MisterSobo

5 years

The President of the United States of America has been impeached.

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@DrFireWillHeath

8 years

Wait - I know how this plays out: Trump stands up to take the Oath of Office ... then The Undertaker's music hits, right?

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@DrFireWillHeath

5 years

Will swallow my usual snark & applaud the kids. Played a great game & earned the right to dance for a few minutes. Won't say I *believe* again bc I've been on this hamster wheel before, but that was a solid W against a really good team. Well done. #RollTide

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@DrFireWillHeath

6 years

Lots of local sheriffs and fire chiefs bout to have to go on live TV & pronounce the word "deteriorate." #alwx

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@DrFireWillHeath

3 years

Gonna miss my daily "hey u sick" text from UAB, tbh

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@DrFireWillHeath

6 years

Also PCHS students chanting "WE WANT OXFORD!" way too early.

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@DrFireWillHeath

1 year

me: *tweets something at @celebrityhottub about being "tasty & fast" him (I assume): Oh the episode must be up

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@DrFireWillHeath

5 years

When someone like @jimdunaway shows up, this job feels pretty easy. #CMST353

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@DrFireWillHeath

5 years

Agree to disagree, I suppose. There are pros and cons to every model, but the current model allows everyone to profit *except* the people who actually put in the work. I'm not interested in preserving that system.

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@DrFireWillHeath

6 years

Last week I asked #UAMC101 students whether they believed the US does too much to protect free speech. A few said yes. But when I asked the class, none wanted to speak up yo explain why. A striking example of Spiral of Silence theory in action.

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@DrFireWillHeath

7 years

This "Blind Side" sequel is super dark.

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@DrFireWillHeath

6 years

Y'all do realize that Saban postgame was theater, right? He was performing for the camera. And you all got worked. Congrats.

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@DrFireWillHeath

6 years

Likely unpopular (and possibly Dad as hell) take: I'm tired of late kicks. Not that I mind them on occasion, but we kick after supper EVERY FREAKING WEEK now and it's just enough already.

Alabama Football

@AlabamaFTBL

6 years

Alabama/Louisville Game Set for 7 p.m. CT Kickoff on ABC 🔗Story: #RollTide

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@DrFireWillHeath

6 years

And I guess my point is that shopping at Walmart sucks.

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