my cousin's wife is currently yelling at him for burning a hole in their patio furniture. he's trying to blame it on me (it was me) but she refuses to believe him. she's so cool
@murderxbryan
i saw ween in 2011 and the frontman got so fucked up on mushrooms that the rest of the band walked out on him in the middle of the show and they broke up for like 5 years
got an apple watch today and all it's done is tell me to turn down my music and get up from my computer a bunch. i thought it was a watch not my fucking wife!! 🤣🤣
my cousin just showed me one of the funniest pictures i've ever seen. him, 45 years old, on the podium at his RC race over the weekend with two 10 year olds
apparently the new thing in fighting game tournaments is to conceal your hands with a bag so your inputs don't make noise and aren't seen by your opponent but it just looks like they're jacking off under there
the YKS bonus i'm editing right now is going to be used as evidence when i eventually compromise the hosts of that show to a permanent end. out tomorrow!
just opened a happy birthday text from my dad and the last thing i sent him was that ai pic of trump with a pussy. lady next to me on the train stood up and went to the opposite end of the car immediately
@julianfeeld
I genuinely think YKS is going to be carved on the mount rushmore of podcasting.
Mike, JF, and unsung hero Producer Dan are without a doubt load bearing members of our collective cultural mind.