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@early90spants

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cumming any% solo WR holder

vancouver
Joined March 2009
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@early90spants
daniel
3 months
lol
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3 months
Your Olympic hero is in the dog house right now. At least I thought it was funny. 😆
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4 months
lol
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@early90spants
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12 days
Lol
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@early90spants
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5 months
my cousin's wife is currently yelling at him for burning a hole in their patio furniture. he's trying to blame it on me (it was me) but she refuses to believe him. she's so cool
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2 years
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2 years
smoked a joint with my mail person and he let me have some of my neighbours mail
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@early90spants
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6 years
david arquette is hard as hell #JJLAC
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@early90spants
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5 years
insivible man vs invisible stan was a 5 star classic #jjsb3
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5 years
michael nakazawa strangling alex jebailey with a gamecube controller #AEW #FyterFest
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5 years
kenta has joined bullet club, and shibata is PISSED #njpw #g129
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5 years
falcon arrow off the top. crazy #dragongate
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@early90spants
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5 years
just got weed delivered by this guy
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5 years
dragon lee just launched out of the ring at ospreay like a missile #njpw #njdominion
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@early90spants
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4 months
@Zer0BrainWaves yeah but he was talking like a cop
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5 years
@domislivenews but it is funny
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@early90spants
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6 years
my friend sent me a picture of him making lasagna in a frying pan last night and called it "cowboy lasagna" and i am mad as hell about it
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5 years
shane mercer is fucking insane, and probably logan stunt too for agreeing to take this #longliveGCW
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@early90spants
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3 months
the man, the king, the fucking god of this shit
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ERIC BADLANDS BOOKER NEW WORLD RECORD IN THE NATHAN'S FAMOUS LEMONADE CHUG 🍋
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5 years
another angle of ricky morton's canadian destroyer from joey janela's spring break, via @danschram 's highlight video
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@early90spants
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7 years
letterman on bobby heenan
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5 years
the elephant has taken down chris brookes #ddtpro
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5 years
chase owens hits a slingshot death valley driver #njpw #g129
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@early90spants
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1 year
@boring_as_heck i would have listened to what she had to say for sure. sometimes as a man it is your job to listen
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@early90spants
daniel
2 years
im jacking off on to my belly
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@early90spants
daniel
6 years
this is easily the dumbest shit i've seen in a wrestling match #codxx
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7 years
i think this is the first time i've seen shibata smile #g127
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@early90spants
daniel
25 days
can't believe i found out i'm losing my job via a tweet!
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Some news from your Blocked Boys
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@AGoldmund cigarette fell out of my mouth 🤦‍♂️
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5 years
dying at brock taking out a bunch of the camera/photo crew with a ladder
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6 years
ibushi has no time for flip gordon's goofy shit
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@early90spants
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6 months
reddit UI keeps getting worse. they need to figure their shit out. i don't need this information visible
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2 years
a seven nation army couldnt fuck my ass
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4 months
stay sippin fam
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11 months
this is the funniest thing i have ever read
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@early90spants
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5 years
reverse rana off a huge tower of doom. this match is great #GCW #NGI4
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@early90spants
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26 days
can you believe that prick jesse farrar made me work on labour day
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2 years
i will never stop watching rick and morty
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@early90spants
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3 years
just shot a bunch of diarrhea out of my ass 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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2 years
im sick of being jesse farrar
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@early90spants
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3 years
@murderxbryan i saw ween in 2011 and the frontman got so fucked up on mushrooms that the rest of the band walked out on him in the middle of the show and they broke up for like 5 years
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6 years
got reprimanded at work because my boss snuck up behind me and caught me googling 'violent j unmasked'
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2 years
this guys right im fucking sick
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5 years
scarlett bordeaux out here fuckin up american top team
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@early90spants
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7 years
fale's seen a ghost #njkopw #njpw
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8 months
3 months sober today. might get fucked up to celebrate
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6 months
thinking about my friend jesse farrar today, biggest OJ fan i know. he's likely quite devastated (don't know, haven't asked)
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my landlord saw me on a podcast smoking cigarettes inside and now i'm in trouble
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2 years
im Jesse farrar
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5 years
mfer shot himself in the face with a roman candle #GCW #GCWBackyard
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11 months
forgot to take a hospital selfie but i lived bitch
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5 years
chris brookes drops an elbow off a railing #ddtpro
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1 year
i love my fans
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1 year
got up "early" for "work" but my "boss" pushed it back because his ass stinks so bad that he had to go see the doctor about it
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4 years
thats right bitch
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5 years
i guess they were trying to show that she has "seth" written on her trunks but uhhhhhhhh
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2 years
jacked off too much and broke my penis
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5 years
great sasuke is a fucking maniac #GCW #TOS4
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5 years
what the hell was sasuke thinking #GCW #TOS4
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2 years
jesse told me not to open beers with my lighter in front of his children
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got an apple watch today and all it's done is tell me to turn down my music and get up from my computer a bunch. i thought it was a watch not my fucking wife!! 🤣🤣
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my cousin just showed me one of the funniest pictures i've ever seen. him, 45 years old, on the podium at his RC race over the weekend with two 10 year olds
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5 years
PAC hits a tombstone piledriver on the apron #dragongate
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1 year
apparently the new thing in fighting game tournaments is to conceal your hands with a bag so your inputs don't make noise and aren't seen by your opponent but it just looks like they're jacking off under there
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1 year
still haunted by the fact that the mcdonalds canada account somehow knows my name
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6 years
this guy was on one tonight @MustafaAliWWE
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6 years
terry funk is 53 here
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1 year
giving my phone number out on a podcast every week is easily in the top 5 dumbest things i have done
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2 years
accidentally did too much mushrooms before recording a podcast a week or two ago and remembered i had a backup recording with video of all of it
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6 years
@Holtarna am i going over?????
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2 years
elon musk sir you can suck my fucking cock
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3 months
the YKS bonus i'm editing right now is going to be used as evidence when i eventually compromise the hosts of that show to a permanent end. out tomorrow!
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4 months
i sent my dad an AI image of trump with a pussy today and he got so mad
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8 months
threw out my bongs, it's really over
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5 years
what da fuck. blake christian 630 #GCW #NGI4
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2 years
got mayonnaise all over the penis area of my jeans. it looks like cum but its not
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they should show less of the panthers celebrating and more of the oilers crying
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5 years
holy shit. dan maff beastin #GCW #GCWCrushedUp
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4 strangers now have asked me if i am wearing a shirt with a photo of myself on it
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5 years
jay white is a weak baby #njpw #g129
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2 years
going to get ahead of this and say i do not eat hot dogs on the toilet
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6 months
started saying "i stand with hamas" whenever my cousin (dumb one) brings that shit up and he gets so damn mad
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3 months
just opened a happy birthday text from my dad and the last thing i sent him was that ai pic of trump with a pussy. lady next to me on the train stood up and went to the opposite end of the car immediately
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everyone loves me
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Dr. Jordan B. Feeterson
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@julianfeeld I genuinely think YKS is going to be carved on the mount rushmore of podcasting. Mike, JF, and unsung hero Producer Dan are without a doubt load bearing members of our collective cultural mind.
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shane mercer just fucking launched logan stunt into the third row @theirondemon @LoganStunt #GCW #2CupsStuffed
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2 years
invented a new penis smell
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9 months
bout to step my game up
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2 years
thinking about this pretzel right now. god i want a fucking pretzel so bad right now
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2 years
jesse farrar suspended indefinitely from YKS for flashing his penis in an instagram live video filmed inside donks in nashville
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lance archer does not tolerate the flippy shit. looks like ospreay smoked the apron with his head too #njpw #g129
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