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4 years

this has been a saga

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[dog reading this] oh okay

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always read the plaque

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7 years

*googles how to win best picture*

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1 year

strongly believe this shit should be illegal

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found out my friend’s wife runs a croissant influencer account so when meeting her for the first time said “oh you must be ‘the croissant slut’!!” long story short that’s a different sydney-based croissant reviewer and air quotes aren’t always obvious in connected speech

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this segue better be all time

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8 years

find a man who looks at you the way russell crowe looks at maps

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4 years

to enter a roman cafe you have to scan an spqr code

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5 months

surely not

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9 months

quotes really ramming home how much these guys were writers on disco elysium

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5 years

brutal

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1 year

just nearly combined “no worries” and “all good” into the powerful concluding remark “all worries”

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6 months

pigs got my boy stuart

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3 years

that's correct officer. two beers in the hours to 8pm and seven thereafter -- which are to be counted in the "tuesday beers" figures

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2 months

gotta be one of the funniest subheads of all time

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6 years

my girlfriend left me alone with the cats we’re sitting. is this normal

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4 years

the first sign included a number so i’ve texted them

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7 years

weird how a foundational myth of australia is that we’re a nation of subversive larrikins, when in actuality everyone here is an ultracop

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2 years

insane quote to include in a news story when most renters can’t legally hang a painting

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4 years

i assume this is viral marketing for, like, Hamstr or w/e given the first image is a stock photo

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8 years

SISTER: [opening xmas gift] this is just a copy of bloc party's 2005 album "silent alarm" ME: have you heard it recently tho. it holds up

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3 years

the premier saying "nobody should feel any pressure about their financial situation" and then not announcing any financial support is the most sydney thing ever

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8 years

still my favourite-ever wikipedia table

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2 years

guy in march 1805 thinking he has a pretty steady handle on things: battlefields are on land ☺️

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3 years

just went on abc radio to chat Labor/Labour spelling, a guy called up and said the ALP adopted the "or" ending in 1975 because gough whitlam told them to; i said federal labor used the "or" spelling from 1912 and he said i was just too young to remember

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7 years

someone with a hawaii area code has started messaging me accidentally

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3 years

it’s baby time :)

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2 years

please please please make BACHELOR’S HANDBAG the macquarie word of the year

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5 years

nice infant, dude — really tender and mild!

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3 years

this really hit the nail on the head for me

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3 years

this tweet was just read out in full at #estimates

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6 years

my mum once ate a bit of popping candy chocolate by mistake, assumed she was having a massive stroke, and lay down on the couch to die

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2 years

i was sceptical but this rules

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6 years

millennials are now killing [spins giant wheel] golf, because of [turns again] our short attention spans

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3 years

this is so fucked

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at a birth class on the weekend everyone had to say what they loved about their partner and one guy said he loved his wife's pregnancy cans

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3 years

if you think LGA boundaries are arbitrary i have some terrible news for you about nation-states

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4 years

congratulations to chris uhlmann on another successful week holding the public to account

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6 years

how is the guardian real

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5 years

unfortunate

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1 year

said goodbye to dad yesterday. probably the most-loved man in australian film; certainly the most-loved man in our house growing up

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thomas violence

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@kimT9410 I'm one of the dozens of people worldwide that live in a country that's not America

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5 years

[to the tune of “california love”] boris johnson / has got the roni

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6 years

negative reviews of the sydney harbour bridge

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5 years

when i asked the member for grayndler’s office to confirm the pronunciation of “albanese”, they helpfully referred me to this transcript

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4 years

this is stunningly racist

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4 years

a bit. do ya reckon

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3 years

it’s been one week :)

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10 months

australia is the funniest country in the world

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6 years

what was the reason women supposedly “make up” assault allegations again? fame? money? celebrity lifestyle?

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2 years

five ministries, scott? five? that’s insane

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8 years

hi america! don't believe we actively disrespect our politicians? once we lost a PM in the ocean then named a swimming pool after him

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Eden Gillespie

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Exclusive: A whistleblower at Brisbane watchhouse has sent me shocking recordings of officers joking they want to “bury and beat the f**k” out of black people, referring to Nigerians as “j***boos” & saying “let’s hope Ebola works”.

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6 years

if i was ever yellow carded at the world cup i would simply talk to the referee and make them see reason

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11 months

thinking about whether millions of other people have applied this logic to property, and whether that might indicate a larger problem

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5 years

to a pounding billy eilish bassline, love island just introduced a new guy named “ched”

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3 years

no words

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4 years

men will literally join the fellowship of the ring instead of getting therapy

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6 years

punctuation is SO important: it's the difference between "helping my uncle, jack, off a horse" and "helping my uncle jakov (a horse)"

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2 years

still laughing at how the bbc phrased this

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whenever you see those weirdly orientalist "untranslatable words in foreign languages" articles, think of this

AllThingsLinguistic

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English has a specific verb for tricking people into listening to Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up"

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2 years

@ginarush alas that was strike two for me. she is sydney croissant hunter

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4 years

nothing but respect for MY christmas movie

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5 years

puffins always look like they've just been hugely bullied but are keeping it together until their tormentor leaves the room

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2 years

hey man, love your halls — you ever think about decking them?

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6 years

if someone says it's raining and another person says it's dry, it's not your job to quote them both. your job is to not put nazis on TV

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2 years

lol. lmao

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7 years

how's this. heard variant pronunciations of jacinda ardern, so called her office. got JA on the blower immediately. she confirmed: AH-durn

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4 years

"greater sydney" implies the existence of a second, lesser sydney

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money for nothing is crazy: one of history’s all-time riffs for a song primarily about installing fridges. and there’s a slur in it

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2 years

my daughter every time she sees a power cord

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3 years

a little tennis player trophy on greg hunt’s desk inscribed with “i stopped these”

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just saw a cat try to walk into a cafe. “you can’t come in here!” one of the waitstaff said. “we can’t keep having this conversation!”

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in high school our careers adviser used to always say “find a job you love and you’ll never work a day in your life” so someone asked if she liked being a careers adviser and she said no

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5 years

i've done it. i've found the funniest OED cite

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1 year

you just KNOW what the dad’s response is

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3 years

lmao this rules

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won’t somebody please think of the retailers

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PM says he won't 'undercut' retailers by funding free rapid antigen tests

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3 years

this is so funny. toddler commentariat

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4 years

at this point it hardly seems ethical for universities to offer degrees in journalism

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5 years

gaming at night? player's delight gaming in morning? depression warning

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1 year

bewilderingly specific number

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Tourists will come down the Hume Highway for the “ACT party lifestyle” and can do “about 15 lines” bc of drug decrim, Libs say.

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just heard a tradie answer his phone saying “big balls! how ya garn”

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diversity… we did it…

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4 years

australians love to believe a) they are anti-authoritarian b) everything their sixth form english teacher said about grammar was correct

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1 year

one of these things is not like the others

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5 years

some personal news

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trillion dollar idea: a cafe that is open at 4pm

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4 years

the sydney medical facility baboon escape happened on 26 february 2020

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Perhaps it is coincidental, perhaps not, but no Australian Prime Minister has served a full term since TES IV Oblivion was released.

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UN inspectors: hi there we'd just like to pop into this prison for a moment and check you aren't doing any torture NSW: no 😊

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4 years

NSW Police Commissioner says officer who kicked Indigenous teen during Surry Hills arrest 'had a bad day'

Officer who arrested Indigenous teen in viral video 'had a bad day', says NSW police boss

NSW Police Commissioner Mick Fuller says the officer filmed kicking an Indigenous teenager to the ground during an arrest in Sydney this week "had a bad day", as NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian...

www.abc.net.au

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invited on radio today to talk about whether textspeak (!) is good or bad. a woman called in and said she worried because abbreviations always leave out vowels (which she called “the emotional letters”) but leave in consonants (which she called “the intellectual letters”)

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