this blew up lol. all i gotta say is have you guys never met stoners bc they get creative. she uses a coffee grinder to grind it up, that’s why it looks like that.
@lasagnaaa420
most of them were rotten when we adopted him at 10 yrs so the vet had all but three pulled and he immediately became way more lively because they weren’t causing him pain anymore :)
@sukatidi
that’s the name he had when we adopted him, didn’t have it in us to change it but half the time my mom calls him muffin man, sometimes i call him gordon lightfoot.
@kendallhosseini
saw a clip of him on a talk show saying he rarely watches himself act because he thinks he ‘looks like the elephant man’ and has body dysmorphia or something and i was like yeah okay, real.
@ianahre
i remember reading an author’s note where the author was like ‘sorry this is late, me and my wife just got married!!’ and i swear that awakened something in me as a hopeless & closeted 16 yr old 😫
this blew up lol. all i gotta say is have you guys never met stoners bc they get creative. she uses a coffee grinder to grind it up, that’s why it looks like that.
i’m sure many of you remember the horror story that was my last living situation, but a positive to come out of it was a friend I made while living there. this is shielly, she’s moving out next week so we got dinner together to celebrate and she got me a plant <3
When I look at a woman my mind will instantly categorize her into whatever porn designation she would have. My horniness is a prison from which there is no hope of escape
@funkylilwitch
back on tumblr there was discourse over the line “this is not rap this is not hip-hop, just another attempt to make the voices stop”, which, i always just found cringey but yeah
A P.E.I. resident known as "Stavros" and described by a paid police informant as "Summerside's biggest prescription pill dealer for over a year" has been sentenced to house arrest for drug trafficking hydromorphone in exchange for oysters.
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this girl made out with me like six times and then when the bars closed said, ‘by the way, I’m not actually single, but if I was, I would totally be into you’ why is this my fucking life