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nihilistic. finance professional. shine first, you can worry another day.

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined December 2011
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@dvberechi
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@dvberechi
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6 years
She's not even that ugly tbh
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@dvberechi
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1 year
igbo people are too audacious because why will you hear my name and just assume i speak the language? now you've looked me in the eyes and you're expecting a coherent response after telling me cake email. alright.
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@dvberechi
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2 years
that's very much their business at this point
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One day, they'll see that you're enough! 🕊
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@dvberechi
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6 years
Funny how your friend's handle was my exact reaction to this picture
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Rice & Stew @Chii_neke
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@dvberechi
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@dvberechi
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3 years
this part killed me
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@dvberechi
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@Palmwinechappie you should be threatening them not me. i'm innocent
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@dvberechi
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10 years
Nahh you can't shoki better than the Air Nation bruh http://t.co/CK82NL6CC3
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1 year
@osaHto_ oh I will. via email of course
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@dvberechi
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6 years
Did Clarence Peters design that elevator?
@tolusaba
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Elevator selfies shouldn’t be this fire.
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@dvberechi
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8 years
You're saying this because Suya guys don't wear apron and cap
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8 years
never seen a hausa chef
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@dvberechi
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1 year
@Chid1mma ask them o, not me. i'm not the one putting words that don't make sense together.
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@dvberechi
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5 years
Omo this Peruzzi's Only you sweet die. What is this
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@dvberechi
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5 years
If you rearrange her name it literally turns to " Nice yansh"
Why she snap like thissss
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@dvberechi
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5 years
Can't remember the last day I didn't play the Naira Marley trinity. Am I a yahoo boy -> Opotoyi -> Soapy
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@dvberechi
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4 years
Peruzzi and Fireboy go and collect your grammy
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@dvberechi
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5 years
Inside loaf
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@dvberechi
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5 years
@DailyPostNGR never to be caught unfresh
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@dvberechi
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2 years
i actually can't explain the feeling the takes over me when wizkid's reckless starts playing.
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@dvberechi
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5 years
Mr eazi & E Kelly do not have a bad song together.
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@dvberechi
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10 years
For the first time in my life I saw people get on a bus one by one in Oshodi. No pushing, no touching. Ebola has given Nigerians manners.
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@dvberechi
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@ThxInquisitor knew he was a legend after taking 5 pies to the guest house because he was stressed out
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@dvberechi
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@dvberechi
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@ogheneyxle the red lid has done enough it's never beating the snacks container charges
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@dvberechi
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5 years
Me celebrating with Nico Pepe even though I hate the fact that he just bailed Emery out
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@dvberechi
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4 years
if someone doesn't rate you, you'd know. don't ignore the signs because of how you feel about them.
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@dvberechi
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6 years
@HakeemJags And it's Hakeem with a screamer from 40 yards out. Wonderful scenes here, Jim
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@dvberechi
flex luthor
6 years
MTN users, dial *131*65# and thank me later. No for real. Come back here and thank me.
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@dvberechi
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2 years
when I come across any DJ Tunez & D3an or Major League Djz song
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@dvberechi
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@SabreNoir Leke with a Screamer from 40 yards out, Incredible scenes here, Jim
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@dvberechi
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5 years
What's crazy is that Jesse Jagz is actually better than both M.I and Vec but you guys aren't ready for that conversation
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@dvberechi
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2 years
focused.
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@dvberechi
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7 years
I remember when Barca had Pedro and Sanchez on the bench, now Andre Gomes and Paco Alcacer start, Players that wont even start at Everton
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@dvberechi
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2 years
unruly.
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@dvberechi
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5 years
@Hugom2498 @djboothEIC Ty$ is better on features, pnd is better on his own joints
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@dvberechi
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5 years
She asked me if I do this every day, I said Often
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@dvberechi
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1 year
clear road.
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@dvberechi
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5 years
Arsenal fans are really hoping to get Sane from City? Lmao I cannot wait for the club owners to turn into full African parents and say "There is Reiss at home"
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@dvberechi
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5 years
Heard Naira Marley might be on the Alakori remix. "can't console me can't console me, I'm vewy angwy you can't contwol me"
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@dvberechi
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4 years
i made one
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@dvberechi
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10 years
Kendrick getting better by the album. Drake getting worse. Cole telling more stories Gambino getting whiter. Logic getting blacker.
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@dvberechi
flex luthor
2 years
Try your second bank app then.
@neosvy
Nux
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Not been able to open my First Bank app since yesterday. How does this make any sense?
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@dvberechi
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5 years
'tis the season for gives
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@dvberechi
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2 years
grateful as always 🥳🎈
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@dvberechi
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7 years
Kung fu Kenny 🔥
@SwaeLee
Swae Lee Lee Swae
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These Perfect Pint Visuals are amazing 👀👀
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@dvberechi
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2 years
seeing 26 books everywhere on my TL when I've been struggling to finish one book since July 2021
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@dvberechi
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1 year
pay attention.
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@dvberechi
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1 year
yet here you are, moving like original JBL speakers.
@TeshhhPhaswana
umuntu ka Babyyyy 🫦🫧
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No one : Absolutely no one : My 12 year old brother:
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@dvberechi
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women hate accountability more than they hate broke niggas. and they really hate broke niggas.
@DAMIADENUGA
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Watch this and drop an advice for Tunde
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@lifeofa_g01
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How did you dress to the last wedding you attended?
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@dvberechi
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They asked me why I ordered plain fried yam, I told them it's because I already brought the sauce
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@dvberechi
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No they are opay
@haywenzo
ayo.
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are you people okay? @OPay_NG
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@dvberechi
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@Jayblakez_ they're not ready. na there we go dey
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@dvberechi
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1 year
bastard [with evidence]
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If I drink anything asides water today, call me bastard
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@dvberechi
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4 years
top 5 albums this year settled then?
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@dvberechi
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5 years
@mhagayr If you end up going to hell, there's no need to ask anyone why. This is it.
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@dvberechi
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4 years
"daberechi look at the camera and smile"
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@dvberechi
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no hard feelings.
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@dvberechi
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10 years
Lmfaoo " @SpliffMeister : when u catch ur pet dragon about to roll one up 💨🐉🍁🔥 http://t.co/CIu1YoHSvv"
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@dvberechi
flex luthor
2 years
426 deaths in 10 days is small-medium scale war numbers
@QasimRashid
Qasim Rashid, Esq.
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A man shot & killed a 13-year-old Black child named Karon Blake in Washington, DC—claiming he thought Karon was breaking into a car.😳 Police confirm Karon was unarmed. Police have not yet ID’d or charged the shooter. Karon is the 426th person killed by gun violence in 2023.😓
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@dvberechi
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9 years
Major Lazer featured Wizkid R.Kelly featured Wizkid Drake features Wizkid Nigerians hate all you want starboy is an international act now 💥
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@dvberechi
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8 years
Are you okay lol. Mr Eazi is one of the few Nigerians who's music actually has meaningful content
@olutoofresh
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Mr Eazi is proof that music doesn't need to make sense, it just needs to sound good.
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@dvberechi
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4 years
nobody asked but here's a playlist of Juls vs Spax since they don't want to do IG live battle.
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@dvberechi
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2 years
no competition
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@dvberechi
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11 years
My GF scored a freekick against me at FIFA'13,so I ended d game and d relationship....aint no way she learnt dat shii on her own
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@dvberechi
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3 years
top 10 burna jams. only the cultured will know.
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@dvberechi
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afrosanobua? ? i am already there.
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1 year
shallipopi might just have unlocked a new genre with obapluto
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@dvberechi
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3 years
you know what they say about optimists in kano, when life gives you fura de nono, you turn it into fura de yesyes
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i have a joke for you guys
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@dvberechi
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@Thesovietcat @nonewthing So why have only 2? City got Mahrez with Sane, Sterling, Jesus and Silva as wide options.
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@dvberechi
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2 years
first class.
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@dracosrevenge
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post a random picture of yourself from your gallery.
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@dvberechi
flex luthor
4 years
if it's right to make love to your partner as a form of showing affection... do you see where I'm going with this?
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If it's wrong for a man to hit his wife as a form of correction/discipline & vice versa, why is it okay to do it to children?
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@dvberechi
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4 years
easy like sunday morning
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@dvberechi
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2 years
@AFCMax9 same energy
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@dvberechi
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6 years
You turn 20 something about 9 times but you try to make each one special. Happy +1 young king 🎈
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@dvberechi
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3 years
same person hit me up last month to ask me if I wanted to buy her lunch. as per i'm now Marcus Rashford.
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@dvberechi
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You guys cancelled Mr Eazi for preferring Ghanaian Jollof but can't cancel WizKid for ignoring his duties as a father?
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@dvberechi
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4 years
normal people: how's life in finance? do you monitor the stock exchange market? what do you think can ease the current fx and inflation issues Nigeria is facing? my mother: accountant accountant oya come and help me transfer money from my zenith
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@dvberechi
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5 years
do you even have to ask?
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@dvberechi
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2 years
people out here finding love at south but when e reach my turn na slap i collect. auzubilahi.
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@dvberechi
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2 years
do you take transfer from stanbic plis
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@dvberechi
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8 years
Abena mami tilapia 🎶🎶 This Mr Eazi's tape got me wishing I could speak whatever Ghanaian language he sings in
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@dvberechi
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2 years
make me feel something
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@dvberechi
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3 years
didn't know when i became baby.
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@dvberechi
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4 years
i keep it humble so you can have a good time
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@dvberechi
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5 years
75 likes and I'll recreate
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5 years
black and white but we avoid the negatives
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@dvberechi
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3 years
exhale.
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@dvberechi
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6 years
Igbo women will like 5 guys for different reasons, making them replaceable. Yoruba women will like 5 guys for the same reasons, making them interchangeable.
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@dvberechi
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2 years
family weddings with my favourite people >>
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@dvberechi
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2 years
@jeffrey_dalyop_ as good as saliba has been, it'll be a lot easier to replace him in our current system than Gabi.
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@dvberechi
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1 year
modern family is the true litmus test for sense of humour.
@oocsitcoms
no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉
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start a sitcom discourse
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@dvberechi
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1 year
what lojay did on the intro of rexxie's album is not talked about enough.
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@dvberechi
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7 years
DJ Spinall's Calm down with Mr Eazi is too much of a jam bruh
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@dvberechi
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7 years
This Ycee & Bella's EP is so dope
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@dvberechi
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7 years
Imagine adding this to Lacaz and Özil. We lost a world class player but it might have just opened the doors for a World class partnership.
@PatrickTimmons1
Patrick Timmons
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In their last full season together: Aubameyang - 49 games - 40 goals - 7 assists Mkhitaryan - 53 games - 19 goals - 24 assists A goal/assist every 59 minutes. Superb partnership. [Stats via: ESPN]
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