“I am not jasmine, I am Aladdin: so far ahead, these bums is lagging” was actually next level because Aladdin himself was in a precarious housing situation
Y’all be saying “but I digress” and don’t be digressing. “Blue is my favorite color, I even have a lot of blue clothing but I digress.” BITCH you barely even gressed
I love it tbh bc either they’re lit and now I have new friends too or they’re flops and I’m making them look bad by comparison. Either way this IS RuPaul’s Best Friends Race and I’m winning
DEVELOPING: White House worker arrested today after Secret Service discovered he is a fugitive, wanted on charges of attempted murder. More on
@CBSEveningNews
Andy Warhol would often go into hair salons to get his wig cut.
Then next month, he would come back to the salon in a longer wig and act like his wig had grown.
White people are so crazy. Why this man just threw a football at me and expected me to catch it. I watched it fall! You won’t harvest my fingerprints today, Lucifer
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@CupcakKe_rapper
reveals she is a virgin despite releasing multiple hits revolving the subject:
“I literally never had sex in my life. That’s why I’m so addicted to making music about it.”
Me: Don’t call attention to the fact that you’re wearing a jockstrap. Just be chill
Train conductor: this is 125th s—
Me: I think $125 is too much to pay for a jockstrap. The jockstrap I’m wearing right now, currently, at this present moment, was not that expensive
This is Mae McKagan. She’s the daughter of 90’s model Susan Holmes and Guns n’ Roses bassist Duff McKagan.
She’s an aspiring model and I think she has an interesting face.
This woman smiled in my face and asked me what sauce I wanted. I said blackened ranch, and actually can I get the Cajun fries? She said yes, and blackened ranch? I said yes. She read my whole order back and said blackened ranch again. I said yes. It’s not one sauce in this bag
Y’all are a little bit crazy on this website. Someone posts a mildly bad take and someone else will quote it with “don’t you pay $4,450 for a 1bd at 33 West End Avenue? Isn’t your mother’s SSN 021-61-2044?”