everytime i see this woman on my tl i have the three exact same thoughts in the same order:
1: Haha kromer like the deltarune currency
2: PLEASE PUT A NAIL THROUGH MY ARM PLEASE
3: I can fix her
me after people collectively drag me into the limbus/lob corp rabbit hole and I can't even look down at my black boots+ black cargo pants anymore without thinking 'hey this kinda looks like what the guys in those games wear'
IM HERE LISTENING TO OVERDRIVE REMIXES OF SOME SONGS AND YT MUSIC JUST SHUFFLES IT TO LOBOTOMY CORP SECOND WARNING OST, SOME KIND OF HIVEMIND SHIT IS GOING ON HERE
CHAT SHOULD I MAYBE THROW MY CON IDEA OF GOING MEDIC OUT THE WINDOW (FOR THIS YEAR ONLY) AND GO AS DALLOC BUT TALL :3 :3 :3
(IDC I DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT LOB CORP SHE LOOKS FUCKING ADORABLE)
Me wwhen uhm KROMER I LOVE KROMER I WANT TO GRAB HER AND MAKE HER FEEL LOVED I WANT TO PLAY WITH HER HAIR I WANT TO SIT ON THE COUCH WITH HER AND WATCH THE SAW MOVIE WHERE SOME GUY GETS NAILS DRIVEN THROUGH HIS EYES I WANT TO FEEL THE COLD METAL OF HER ARMOR AGAINST MY SHOULDER
@npc_moments
The devs gotta take a really good look at his walk pathing and try to tweak his driving skills, along with fixing what dialogue he uses in what situation
Today I learned a lot about Lob corp, and learned that I've completed the checklist that is 'The seven deadly sins', gotta admit seven was a pretty easy goal to reach smh
Man I love browsing around on wikis of games I don't play and read into lore and look at things like HOLY SHIT!! LOOK AT THIS!! THIS IS UNIRONICALLY SO COOL!! I DON'T CARE THAT THEY'RE DELUSIONAL AND ANGRY, THE FIT GOES SO HARD!!
Me when the Borderlands games yap about medical procedures that spit in the face of ethics (Slag experimentation) and casually mentions getting your consciousness slapped into a robot body:
(this is everything I am autistic about)
for the LOVE OF GOD I WANT TO HAVE MY CONCIOUSNESS SLAPPED INTO A FUCKING ROBOTIC BODY I WANT TO BE V1, I WANT TO BE GABRIEL, I WANT TO BE RAMATTRA, I WANT TO BE SATURN FROM BL2, ANYTHING BUT THIS FLESH PRISON PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
me after people collectively drag me into the limbus/lob corp rabbit hole and I can't even look down at my black boots+ black cargo pants anymore without thinking 'hey this kinda looks like what the guys in those games wear'
I remember I had a dream where I was in a relationship with fucking Kromer but she kept addressing me using gen-z brainrot terms and calling me shit like 'her sigma' and I never wanted to shoot myself in the head so badly
I am going to be honest here. I want nothing more than to kill Sinclair. Fuckass german bitch boy, waa waa I'm so traumatized, LOCK THE FUCK IN!!! BOTTLE IT UP LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING!!! NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT PERSONAL TRAUMA AND IT'S SOMETHING YOU SUFFER THROUGH ALONE!!!
why does every nice steam animated background hve to be from A FUCKING PORN GAME?? I'll be looking for a good animated background, find one called 'Starry Sky', click it, and see it's from FUCKING 'Magic Pussy: Chapter 1', WHAT THE FUCK??
@LiliPowers19
I'm currently obsessing with BL2 and BLTPS respectivley and I'm afraid my shit laptop will kill itself when I try to run either Limbus or Lob
since it's only two days until I am of what is considered legal age, birthday inbox shit
(Basically I mute this post till my bday, comment shit you want me to see on my bday)
@Specificsoyz
I cannot fucking express how much I hate helluva boss, the only PUNCHLINE IS SEX HAHA SEX FUNNY RIGHT?? THERES NO OTHER JOKE THOUGH JUST SEX!!
I love how my fucking 11pm insane Kromer post made it onto the mfin project moon hall of shame, it wasn't that bad, right?
Or am I just overobsessing over an insane woman and making up scenarios in my head and my brain gaslights me into thinking this is normal behaviour
Hholy shit chat, I'm on my shift and some kid was in my way so her mom said 'get moving this, uh..' and looked at me for 8 secs, then eventually settled on; 'sir has to pass by' and YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE HOW HAPPY THAT MAKES ME AS A MORE MASC PRESENTING ENBY!!! I FUCKIN PASS!!!
I kinda wanna try if I can clip stuff from my bltps gameplay so I can dump something actually interesting on this account, instead of my insane fantasies about shedding my human shell like it's a cocoon.