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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

1 year

“oooh she’s feisty” no like I actually hate you

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

9 months

can’t tell me nothin

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Sarah Murphy

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8 months

wish I was in dallas but I’m just drunk in Pigtown

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

5 months

depression nap incoming

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

4 months

loaded nachos & an empty break room what more can a girl ask for

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

5 months

forgot cuddle buddy

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

2 years

ignore my depression apartment pls n ty

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

1 year

haven’t posted a thirsty boi inawhile

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

4 months

the weather is weathering leggo

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

10 months

𖤐

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10 months

i dare you to post a random mirror selfie 😍

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

1 year

my girl did her thing as always and now I am everyone’s problem

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

7 months

happy new year!!!! my resolution is for you all to stop sucking so hard anyways here’s me when I woke up twenty minutes ago in last nights outfit xoxo gossip girl

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

2 years

calling all shes theys and geys

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

3 months

see you at the yard

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

10 months

~ refreshed ~

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

1 year

qrt w ur blonde era this girl was a ~problem~ (not that I’ve stopped just like acknowledging I guess)

American Señpai (Taylor’s Version)

@_derrickjg

1 year

qrt with ur blonde era I’m technically in one but this one was a different type of top tier because ✨short hair✨

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

2 years

posing w my pile of unfolded laundry

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

2 years

we outside tonight

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

3 years

just in case

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

1 year

it’s all a blur

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

3 years

mhm

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

4 months

job decided we needed aprons n now I look like I‘m a pair of safety goggles away from cutting a 2x4 w a table saw

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

5 months

heading to patient first fit check (hit me head on if u see me otw)

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

3 years

celebrating early

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

1 month

this mf really came to my house just to fall asleep on my couch in minutes 😭😭 I’m sposed to be getting d***ed down rn

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

8 months

immediately after sending nudes

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

2 years

wedding szn

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

3 years

things bringing me joy today: fresh blonde and the perfect haircut

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

8 years

according to the Bible men aren't supposed to masturbate bc it's "wasting possible life" or whatever you guys gonna make that illegal too???

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

2 months

I MADE IT TO 30!!!!!!!!!! WE IN THIS BITCH

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

1 year

favorite corner of my apartment atm

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

12 days

everyone on my roster is pissing me off tonight who's next

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

2 years

@kemimarie I really just be saying shit for a reaction like a full time stand up comedian

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

7 months

just married posts from a man who was in my dms 2 months ago…….

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

6 months

if margot robbie ever decides she’s into mid white girls w giant titties and even bigger mental health issues i am right the fuck here i’m js

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

11 months

my new friend :)

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

1 month

a little girl walking her dog just stopped me in my neighborhood to ask my name and tell me I look beautiful and she loves my tattoos and now I’m crying

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

4 years

I've been dating my boyfriend for about two and a half years and just found out he doesn't know about old Gregg. which means I've been saying "I'm old Greggg!!!! you ever drunk baileys from a shoe?" randomly for 2.5 years and he hasn't had a single question about it

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

11 months

not bragging but not not bragging

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

4 months

just overheard someone at my bar calling out of work sick with a double shot of jameo in front of her. nothing but respect for my queen

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

6 months

when I worked at the local chilis ~11 yes ago a bar reg tipped 3k on xmas eve to be spread thru the whole staff n the girlies working bar that night decided to keep it for themselves n tbh watching their lives spiral out thru socials is so satisfying. get what ya give bitches

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

10 months

ow

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

3 years

it is what it is

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

8 months

your asses are all phat enough for you to act like that and I am endlessly thankful for this trend tgif amiright

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

4 months

until further notice if you see me in public I need a hug desperately

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

9 months

bank account look so sexy til you remember rent is due

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

6 months

not gonna look at the drake video I stg

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

3 years

just a hungover girl and her roomie’s cat

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

3 years

I am so tired and sad and sad and tired and tired of being sad etc etc etc

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

4 years

HOW can my brain simultaneously think I'm super fucking hot and a stupid gross potato??? I don't understand why right after thinking "damn" it goes to "now let's pick apart everything wrong here"

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

4 months

my bf is ignoring me who’s next

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

3 years

why can’t men provide dick without trauma

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

10 months

ummm did y’all know these existed????

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

4 months

todays hangover brought to you by: sacrificing sleep for incredible head

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

7 years

I'm officially skinner than I was in high school & I'M FUCKIN FEELIN MYSELF FOR THE FIRST TIME EVAAA

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

6 years

the more I see peers from high school becoming cops the less I trust law enforcement

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

8 months

why good dick always gotta come w trauma man what up w some unproblematic penis I gotta pay extra or some?

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

4 months

I need to be held so deeply

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

30 days

I have had ppl kiss the ground I walk on, stop traffic for me, beg on their knees for me I am not gonna cave for the “heyyy” in my dms

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

4 months

I wanna make out and go to sleep in that order

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

6 months

who can fix me? pls

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

2 months

I really get annoyed when I tell someone I fucked up and they try to validate me. I want honesty. I don’t want friends who tell me “it’s okay” when I do something wrong. Tell me I’m a piece of shit!!!! How else do we learn to be better ppl like AHHHHHH

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

8 years

master of looking cute in pics when I look like the pillsbury doughboy irl

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

2 months

I don’t have my glasses on but I’m pretty sure my friend is about to be murdered

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

2 years

when I say I was born in the wrong time I don’t mean like the 1920s, I mean like 9000BC when there were hunter gatherers and they just ate and fucked and laid in the sun

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

8 months

I thought service industry made me hate ppl but it actually made me an anthrop. I am fascinated by people now

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

1 year

do I wanna be her or do I wanna fuck her? can this be a “you are what you eat” situation so I can do both?

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

8 months

might’ve just ruined my entire life but ya know as the cookie crumbles

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

9 months

can take dick but cannot take a compliment

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

8 months

as an “adult” I frequently think about the naps I refused to take in preschool…..the regret

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

3 years

I hate to break it to y’all mfs from high school who thought I did the weird girl to bad bitch transition, but I’m still weird and I was always a bad bitch

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

3 months

third “first day of my new job” day this year 🙃 wish me money!!!

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

10 months

dick from a guy that does and is open to try everything he’s ever seen >>>>>

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@cyber_bunnie

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dick from a guy who doesn’t watch porn >>>

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

4 months

got rocked for 12 hours today and when I sat down at the bar after the bartender was like “you uh…you need some weed?” I love this city

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

2 years

made it to Austin with zero issues and an eighth of flower in my checked bag can I get a W in the chat boys

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

1 year

I stg I was born to fuck

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

4 months

there needs to be a policy against speaker phone convos in the break room I stg

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

5 months

woke up determined to be positive despite having the week from hell but guess what! hell is still hot

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

3 years

I think I’m gonna go to target today and let it tell me what I need

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

2 years

dating sucks just be in love with me already

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

3 years

stop commenting on people’s weight even if you think it’s a compliment :)

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

8 years

hi hello hey

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

9 months

"damn i don't feel valued for anything other than my body" and then post only lewds and complaints

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

8 months

@misskayyi baxtie bbyyyy

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

7 months

not my chair not my problem

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

4 years

everyone: oooh it's almost ~sPoOkY sEaSoN~ me: oooh it's almost time to be ~eVeN mOrE dEpReSsEd~

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

8 years

I haven't liked my face in weeks but tonight I feel better

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

7 months

who am I to judge but thirst pics on facebook??

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

4 years

oops

Josh | Galactic Republic Gaming

@GrandArmyGaming

4 years

Prove you're not horny. Post the most recent picture saved on your phone.

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

7 years

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

9 months

people who can open their camera roll in public and scroll without a care truly amaze me

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

7 months

after 13 years in the industry I’m doing a new restaurant opening for the first time…..something I have avoided like the plague for so. long.

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Sarah Murphy

@dumbbitchmurphy

2 months

three drink minimum

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