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Danielsan

2 years

@KebabAwards @Scientits I think, I can speak on behalf of Britons everywhere when I say that a statement on behalf of the British Kebab Awards is the moment at which the passing of Her Majesty has truly struck home…

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

2 years

@TheBarmyArmy Pakistan fans have for some time been imminently more gracious both in defeat and victory than their Indian counterparts. The majority of the latter are like constantly seething eight-year-olds that have been told 'no'.

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2 years

@FBAwayDays Absolute national embarrassment.

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2 years

@fuckyouiquit

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2 years

@FootyScran @BarnetFC Meanwhile, at Oldham…

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@dufflecoatdan

2 years

@fesshole To this day, I don’t understand the hard on for Nandos. It’s chicken and chips. With spicy sauce. As average as it gets.

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@dufflecoatdan

3 years

@MerielMyers “While you’re in there, can you sort the piles out and check the prostate? It’s a nightmare getting a GP appt these days…”

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

3 years

Match abandoned. Hats off to every single one of you on the pitch. #oafc

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@dufflecoatdan

2 years

@JohnGeeMcCarthy Love how it says, “to go”, as if there’s any other option.

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@dufflecoatdan

2 years

@acommonlawyer Does this make him Bumbadier?

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

4 years

@vbaileyactor And this feet-stamping, “you can’t tell me what to do” attitude is exactly why we’re in the situation we are. It will continue for as long everyone insists on pleasing themselves.

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@dufflecoatdan

1 year

@Jostanley936 Why is almost aways Brits?

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@dufflecoatdan

1 year

@kentwix12 Been living there a month. Was about to tape up my windows and hide under the table…

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@dufflecoatdan

2 years

@VancityReynolds I'm no Wrexham fan, but My hen wlad fy nhadau is the finest national anthem in the world, hands down, bar none.

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

2 years

"DOGSHIT"

Jonathan Pie

@JonathanPieNews

2 years

Jonathan Pie gets pissed on and pissed off about the sad little loser that was Liz Truss.

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

1 year

Hallam Hope today was immense. Absolutely delighted for the lad. An outstanding shift capped by a sublime goal. #oafc

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@dufflecoatdan

2 years

@ODDSbible The absolute peak of comedy, that.

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2 years

@TheGoodLiars It would take them 60 seconds to find out what it is but they can't log off from Guns and Ammo long enough to care...

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@dufflecoatdan

2 years

@Sandford_Police This account, more than any other on social, is all the proof you need that at least 50% of people shouldn't be allowed access to the internet, vote, or breed.

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@dufflecoatdan

2 years

@TerrierDave_ @FootyScran @BarnetFC Absolutely nothing gets past TerrierDave!

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@dufflecoatdan

2 years

Classless as fuck to sing about Scunny going down. Sort it out. #oafc

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

3 years

@GilhamJane @manairport @BBCNews It’s one of the biggest earners in the entire North West but the worst airport in the entire world. I’d never willingly choose to fly from there. A third-tier airport with first-tier prices and fifth-tier service. The sooner we choose somewhere else, the better. A hateful place.

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@dufflecoatdan

2 years

@manxben4 @TheBarmyArmy Here comes Indian cricket Twitterrrrrrr!!! 😂 They’d tell you the grass wasn’t green and the sky wasn’t blue if it suited them…

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@dufflecoatdan

2 years

@fuckyouiquit From what I've seen on this account, the US would be the last place to adopt it.

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

3 years

Good morning to everyone, including the Lemsagams and Steven Brown, who, in one fell swoop, have significantly bolstered the fans resolve to see them out of the door while simultaneously intensifying the spotlight on their nefarious practices and incompetence in the media. #OAFC

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

3 years

Having a pint last night with a fellow Oldham fan who told me he tried to buy two ST before the game yesterday and was turned away by a surly member of staff. A club in dire straights turning away ST money. That’s the level of rank mismanagement we’re currently dealing with #oafc

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

1 year

@IainPurdon @enbyinjail @MattHighton Shut up, Iain, you massive stiff.

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

2 years

@NOT_MOTD A Turkish butcher that is now allowed on the WC final pitch because... a meme of him being weird with seasoning. 2022 for you.

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

3 years

#OAFC currently trending higher than No.Ten and the cabinet, yet it's two lifelong Latics fans whose actions are apparently causing "harm and distress" to the club. Even by the regime's lowly standards, this is something else.

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

3 years

@TheBarmyArmy Indian cricket fans: the saltiest in world sport...

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

2 years

@MichaelWarbur17 Take your fucking time, Robin, no rush lad...

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

3 years

Any updates on this one, ⁦ @OfficialOAFC ⁩? #OAFC

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

2 years

@FootyBevs And this is one of several reasons why Poland remains one of the finest destinations in the world.

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

2 years

At our level, Unsworth is as good as we're going to get. We just need to clear out the shite and build a team capable of getting out of this league and that's going to take time. It's just going to be painful as fuck in the meantime. We have to pull our big boy pants up 😬 #oafc

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

2 years

Shez, holy shit. I can’t remember an interview so honest, self effacing and devoid of bullshit. It takes a real man to go on camera and admit your failings while espousing how much you love the club you’re leaving for the final time. HUGE respect. We’ll always love you. #oafc

Oldham Athletic

@OfficialOAFC

2 years

🗣️ Speaking straight from the heart ahead of his final game in charge. #oafc

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@dufflecoatdan

2 years

@BBCNews “Isabel Okeshott says anything that may help her become credible and relevant.”

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

1 year

@davenewworld_2

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

11 months

@WehnerNick @BmcUcla @GSpellchecker And then Nick over-confidently suggested reading the biggest work of fiction in literary history. It was at that point his complete lack of credibility was exposed.

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@dufflecoatdan

2 years

@anon_opin One of my daughters got her French-sounding words mixed up when she was seven-ish and called hers a "brioche". That's now what they're known as across the family.

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

2 years

Tonight’s game aside, my timeline is full of people whining about the catering at BP. It’s been a shambles for literally decades - why can’t you just either put up with it or just go two hours without stuffing something in your mouths?? Baby steps, people, FFS… #oafc

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

11 months

@All_in_1_One @fesshole Put that Twitter Blue sub-money into basic literacy and comprehension.

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

1 year

Safe to say that was well received #oafc

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

2 years

Latics fans. Still thinking we're more than we currently are. We're at the foot of the National League for a reason - because we deserve to be there. New striker comes in? Cue pissing and whining because he's not Haaland. This is our level. #oafc

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@dufflecoatdan

2 years

@OfficialOAFC That's what you get. You're fighting a war you cannot and will not win. Sell the club and leave. Massive thanks to the Trotters. #oafc #bwfc

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@dufflecoatdan

1 year

The one, TRUE king and the only man I pledge fealty to. HRH, Roger Palmer. Here he is, delivering a holy and righteous smiting of heathens. #oafc

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

3 years

@ciaistired @TheBarmyArmy Not sure who she is, but you should leave Amy alone…

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

2 years

Could have bought his home town team for the loose change down the side of his sofa and really achieved something but went for the plastic option instead. Shame on you, Jim. #jimratcliffe #oafc

Manchester United: Sir Jim Ratcliffe's company Ineos formally joins process to buy club

British billionaire Sir Jim Ratcliffe's petrochemicals firm Ineos officially enters the race to buy Manchester United.

www.bbc.co.uk

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@dufflecoatdan

2 years

@education_rob @chickstop @crickeypafc @FBAwayDays Sake, Rob. Let people live a little, you massive stiff.

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@dufflecoatdan

1 year

@redskyatnight I'm more appalled at the rogue use of "oftentimes". IT ISN'T A WORD.

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

2 years

@JaneyGodley The guy is a Netfilx doc in the making. Should be behind bars.

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

3 years

So, #oafc are now effectively banning supporters from certain games... "Alexa, show me some ways to get the fanbase alienated even more..."

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

1 year

@tirumuru_87 @1980MLL Nah, you boys save that for your own women.

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

2 years

@fesshole And this is why the Middle East have it absolutely right with their shower head things attached the cistern. I can’t believe it isn’t more widespread.

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@dufflecoatdan

2 years

@err_cricket @TheBarmyArmy Stop embarrassing yourself, Shweta, it's not becoming...

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@dufflecoatdan

2 years

@SuzanneNQNW Please don't give Suzanne a hard time for accurately reporting who's attributed to the quotes from the club. That's her job. It isn't an endorsement of his capability. I'm sure she despises him too, as we all do...

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

3 years

@NoContextBrits Rico’s a virgin.

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@dufflecoatdan

2 years

@TheBarmyArmy England continuing to live rent-free in Indian fans' minds.

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

1 year

@borofergie @BBCWorld How many you spoken to, Steve? I'd imagine they'd be happy to *say* anything just to get through the ceremony and get the citizenship. But you go ahead and believe it's because they love monarchies.

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

11 months

A lot of love - and quite rightly - for God's number nine tonight, but Norwood was immense and earned every single penny of his no doubt huge NL wages tonight. Two goals, two assists and a consummate pro everywhere else. Hats firmly off. #oafc

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

3 years

@BBCWorld Why on earth would they be? We’ve got about 37 serving soldiers currently and they’d be up against one of the largest armed forces in the world!! We’re not the world police anymore, that’s the US’ job.

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

2 years

@ladbible Centre Parcs Train travel Blinds Booze in restaurants Soft drinks in pubs Five Guys Main dealer car servicing Electricity Freddos

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

3 years

Don't worry lads, when that rollover Euromillions drops tonight, I'll have the Lemmies out of BP quicker than you can rip up plants. #OAFC

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

1 year

@theJeremyVine @MikeyCycling Jeremy is disturbingly aroused by these confrontations, I'm quite sure.

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

2 years

Garlic bread steak sandwiches for dinner tonight, players...

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

5 years

@tomlongusa @BorisJohnson_MP @JonathanPieNews Yeah...8000 is absolutely fuck all, mate. Collateral damage really. Probably a good thing if we’re honest, right? I’d imagine it’s not even criminal to needlessly murder such a small number of people. Yee-haw...etc...

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

2 years

@BBCNews I'm only here to find out what a telescopic urinal is.

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

3 years

The only passé pinboard you need to read right now… #oafc #abdallahout #shithouse

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

2 years

@TheFreud Surely it would be a better idea for Liz to be driven past the queue instead?

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

2 years

@WorldFamousOne @chimikalo @UpshotTowers No, paddy, the boy’s drafted in the racist card early doors. No coming back from that. Qatar and it’s ‘World Cup’ are beyond reproach…

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

1 year

Just chatted to Matt Smith at Manchester Airport. I advised him how disappointed I am that he plays for Salford <spit> and that his spiritual home is BP. I'm sure our interaction will lead to an immediate transfer. #oafc

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

2 years

Rhino nailed it this evening. We played higher up the pitch, pressed better and the halftime subs were spot on. Not perfect but a great team effort and a fantastic continued improvement. A deserved away win - despite the ref's efforts. #oafc

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

1 year

Go on then #oafc fans - what are you unhappy about with this latest signing?? #whingingbastards #fucksake

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

2 years

Much talk today about being beaten by a pub team and "fucking Bromley" and "no disrespect, but" etc. It's talk we've seen all season. When's the penny going to drop that we're in the NL on merit. Don't give a rat's ass where we were years ago. Stop embarrassing yourselves. #oafc

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

3 years

@OfficialOAFC Make every home game we’ve got left a fiver in, pack BP - we need it.

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

2 years

@anon_opin Mount it on a wall, fine, just at eye level. Fuck that above-the-fireplace nonsense.

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

1 year

@fesshole Don't care if it's true or not, it made me laugh.

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

3 years

John Sheridan lets you in front of him at the checkout if you've only got a couple of items. #oafc #shezzurection

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

2 years

@anon_opin

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

2 years

@FootyBevs @BlackYellow Sweet baby Jesus - Germany - what a country…

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

3 years

@MarshaMyWords @fesshole That, right there, is why I love cats. Absolute idiots, and I'm totally here for it.

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

1 year

@DorkingWDRS @OfficialOAFC Half and half scarves next, fucking hell... 😉

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

3 years

@AngelaRayner @dancingdickie The sentiment is lovely, Angela, but have you bothered to get involved at any point prior to this to help avoid it, or are you just jumping on a local issue for the cheap political points??

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

3 years

@OfficialOAFC Fuck me. We picked a game and a half to boycott! 😂

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

2 years

@NevilleKuyt @anon_opin I’ve had this. Nothing makes my rage boil more than this type of unaccountable bureaucracy. It’s endemic.

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

3 years

@BBCRosAtkins @DanaiHoward A horror show of organisation and of abhorrent self entitled, “I’ll do what I want” behaviour. An attitude encouraged by social trends of the last couple of decades. Ignored by government because it’s too expensive and time consuming to confront + lack of interest from public.

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@dufflecoatdan

2 years

@Bharath33186621 @TheBarmyArmy Whoa! A sensible, reasoned, well-mannered response from an Indian cricket fan?? There may be hope yet...

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

2 years

Wayne Lineker. Fuck my life, what an absolute stain.

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

2 years

Alty are without doubt the worst side I've ever seen at BP in over four decades. Yet we surrender a two-goal lead against their 10 men. That shows where we are. If anyone thinks this current squad will form the backbone of a promotion-winning side they need an intervention. #oafc

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

3 years

If this was the EPL, all the media outlets would be stroking one off. Ice-cool finish. #oafc @BahamboulaDylan

Detroit Latics (formerly Hong Kong Latics)

@detroitlatics

3 years

Goal Latics ! 3-0 ! Bahamboula ! #oafc

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

1 year

All the perma-angry blokes calling on Unsworth to do an interview and comment on last Saturday - get over it for fuck’s sake. You’d only be more angry that he doesn’t break down in tears and beg for your forgiveness. It’s like a never ending cycle of fury with some of you. #oafc

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

10 months

Losing and absolute shite for an hour. I go to the toilet, come back and we're 1-2 up. #OAFC 🤯

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

3 years

@coralieandrea @fesshole Excellent. Sure that will make him/her feel better.

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

2 years

Given how we capitulated like fucking cowards on BD, I'll take that result. Not perfect by any stretch and we still need a midfield - Peck and Chapman aren't the answers - but we played two up front and did ok. Baby steps. #oafc

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

4 years

When will the Lemmies learn that continually leaving Wheater out in the cold simply because of pride is damaging the club? We concede for fun every week, the recruitment policy is flawed and the coaching staff are impotent. What a circus. 🤡 #OAFC

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

3 years

@ratemyplatenow Why it's singularly the most tiresome and overused thread you could possibly want to see on the internet. Let's just accept that people in different parts of the UK call it by a different name and create some better content for our followers.x

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@dufflecoatdan

1 year

@nytimes The football elements of it make my toes curl. Nothing like the real thing. The saccharine chants and fans (clearly created for an American audience) are off the scale cringe.

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

3 years

Train to London. Bloke gets on in a half empty carriage with loads of unreserved seats available and sits next to me. Asked him if he’d prefer a little more elbow room on another set and he refused, saying “it’s my reserved seat.” Called him “unnecessarily weird” and moved.

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

1 year

@BXGD @bluenilehatsfan I'll take culinary mockery from any nation in the world except the US. The country that has a meat sandwich as its greatest culinary contribution. 'Cheese' and bacon on everything and diabetes off the scale. Don't even get me started on biscuits and fucking gravy.

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

3 years

@ourrachblogs Regardless of other choices, it’s ALWAYS Vimto with a chippy tea. *ALWAYS*.

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Danielsan

@dufflecoatdan

2 years

@AliceB01973554 @Mcgoo_84 Can you imagine the UK ever doing that for Germany?

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