@KebabAwards
@Scientits
I think, I can speak on behalf of Britons everywhere when I say that a statement on behalf of the British Kebab Awards is the moment at which the passing of Her Majesty has truly struck home…
@TheBarmyArmy
Pakistan fans have for some time been imminently more gracious both in defeat and victory than their Indian counterparts. The majority of the latter are like constantly seething eight-year-olds that have been told 'no'.
@vbaileyactor
And this feet-stamping, “you can’t tell me what to do” attitude is exactly why we’re in the situation we are. It will continue for as long everyone insists on pleasing themselves.
@Sandford_Police
This account, more than any other on social, is all the proof you need that at least 50% of people shouldn't be allowed access to the internet, vote, or breed.
@GilhamJane
@manairport
@BBCNews
It’s one of the biggest earners in the entire North West but the worst airport in the entire world. I’d never willingly choose to fly from there. A third-tier airport with first-tier prices and fifth-tier service. The sooner we choose somewhere else, the better. A hateful place.
Good morning to everyone, including the Lemsagams and Steven Brown, who, in one fell swoop, have significantly bolstered the fans resolve to see them out of the door while simultaneously intensifying the spotlight on their nefarious practices and incompetence in the media.
#OAFC
Having a pint last night with a fellow Oldham fan who told me he tried to buy two ST before the game yesterday and was turned away by a surly member of staff. A club in dire straights turning away ST money. That’s the level of rank mismanagement we’re currently dealing with
#oafc
#OAFC
currently trending higher than No.Ten and the cabinet, yet it's two lifelong Latics fans whose actions are apparently causing "harm and distress" to the club. Even by the regime's lowly standards, this is something else.
At our level, Unsworth is as good as we're going to get. We just need to clear out the shite and build a team capable of getting out of this league and that's going to take time. It's just going to be painful as fuck in the meantime. We have to pull our big boy pants up 😬
#oafc
Shez, holy shit. I can’t remember an interview so honest, self effacing and devoid of bullshit. It takes a real man to go on camera and admit your failings while espousing how much you love the club you’re leaving for the final time. HUGE respect. We’ll always love you.
#oafc
@WehnerNick
@BmcUcla
@GSpellchecker
And then Nick over-confidently suggested reading the biggest work of fiction in literary history. It was at that point his complete lack of credibility was exposed.
@anon_opin
One of my daughters got her French-sounding words mixed up when she was seven-ish and called hers a "brioche". That's now what they're known as across the family.
Tonight’s game aside, my timeline is full of people whining about the catering at BP. It’s been a shambles for literally decades - why can’t you just either put up with it or just go two hours without stuffing something in your mouths?? Baby steps, people, FFS…
#oafc
Latics fans. Still thinking we're more than we currently are. We're at the foot of the National League for a reason - because we deserve to be there. New striker comes in? Cue pissing and whining because he's not Haaland. This is our level.
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@OfficialOAFC
That's what you get. You're fighting a war you cannot and will not win. Sell the club and leave. Massive thanks to the Trotters.
#oafc
#bwfc
Could have bought his home town team for the loose change down the side of his sofa and really achieved something but went for the plastic option instead. Shame on you, Jim.
#jimratcliffe
#oafc
@fesshole
And this is why the Middle East have it absolutely right with their shower head things attached the cistern. I can’t believe it isn’t more widespread.
@SuzanneNQNW
Please don't give Suzanne a hard time for accurately reporting who's attributed to the quotes from the club. That's her job. It isn't an endorsement of his capability. I'm sure she despises him too, as we all do...
@borofergie
@BBCWorld
How many you spoken to, Steve? I'd imagine they'd be happy to *say* anything just to get through the ceremony and get the citizenship. But you go ahead and believe it's because they love monarchies.
A lot of love - and quite rightly - for God's number nine tonight, but Norwood was immense and earned every single penny of his no doubt huge NL wages tonight. Two goals, two assists and a consummate pro everywhere else. Hats firmly off.
#oafc
@BBCWorld
Why on earth would they be? We’ve got about 37 serving soldiers currently and they’d be up against one of the largest armed forces in the world!! We’re not the world police anymore, that’s the US’ job.
@tomlongusa
@BorisJohnson_MP
@JonathanPieNews
Yeah...8000 is absolutely fuck all, mate. Collateral damage really. Probably a good thing if we’re honest, right? I’d imagine it’s not even criminal to needlessly murder such a small number of people. Yee-haw...etc...
Just chatted to Matt Smith at Manchester Airport. I advised him how disappointed I am that he plays for Salford <spit> and that his spiritual home is BP. I'm sure our interaction will lead to an immediate transfer.
#oafc
Rhino nailed it this evening. We played higher up the pitch, pressed better and the halftime subs were spot on. Not perfect but a great team effort and a fantastic continued improvement. A deserved away win - despite the ref's efforts.
#oafc
Much talk today about being beaten by a pub team and "fucking Bromley" and "no disrespect, but" etc. It's talk we've seen all season. When's the penny going to drop that we're in the NL on merit. Don't give a rat's ass where we were years ago. Stop embarrassing yourselves.
#oafc
@AngelaRayner
@dancingdickie
The sentiment is lovely, Angela, but have you bothered to get involved at any point prior to this to help avoid it, or are you just jumping on a local issue for the cheap political points??
@BBCRosAtkins
@DanaiHoward
A horror show of organisation and of abhorrent self entitled, “I’ll do what I want” behaviour. An attitude encouraged by social trends of the last couple of decades. Ignored by government because it’s too expensive and time consuming to confront + lack of interest from public.
Alty are without doubt the worst side I've ever seen at BP in over four decades. Yet we surrender a two-goal lead against their 10 men. That shows where we are. If anyone thinks this current squad will form the backbone of a promotion-winning side they need an intervention.
#oafc
All the perma-angry blokes calling on Unsworth to do an interview and comment on last Saturday - get over it for fuck’s sake. You’d only be more angry that he doesn’t break down in tears and beg for your forgiveness. It’s like a never ending cycle of fury with some of you.
#oafc
Given how we capitulated like fucking cowards on BD, I'll take that result. Not perfect by any stretch and we still need a midfield - Peck and Chapman aren't the answers - but we played two up front and did ok. Baby steps.
#oafc
When will the Lemmies learn that continually leaving Wheater out in the cold simply because of pride is damaging the club? We concede for fun every week, the recruitment policy is flawed and the coaching staff are impotent. What a circus. 🤡
#OAFC
@ratemyplatenow
Why it's singularly the most tiresome and overused thread you could possibly want to see on the internet. Let's just accept that people in different parts of the UK call it by a different name and create some better content for our followers.x
@nytimes
The football elements of it make my toes curl. Nothing like the real thing. The saccharine chants and fans (clearly created for an American audience) are off the scale cringe.
Train to London. Bloke gets on in a half empty carriage with loads of unreserved seats available and sits next to me. Asked him if he’d prefer a little more elbow room on another set and he refused, saying “it’s my reserved seat.” Called him “unnecessarily weird” and moved.
@BXGD
@bluenilehatsfan
I'll take culinary mockery from any nation in the world except the US. The country that has a meat sandwich as its greatest culinary contribution. 'Cheese' and bacon on everything and diabetes off the scale. Don't even get me started on biscuits and fucking gravy.