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I can feel this cover, the cold room and hear the A/C blowing
@tyypeso
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Every black household know about these.
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The length of your work commute really affects your quality of life
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Keeping the obituary after the funeral
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CLASSY RATCHET 🍯
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Black people what we do take serious?
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It’s the fact that Nene single handedly sent white refrigerators out of business in 12 seconds
@__FemmeFatalee_
Karen’s LaDames ✨🌹
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$1300 apartments nowadays come with white refrigerators. I think tf not 😭
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"Hello? Hello? Sike. You thought this was me didn't you. You reached the right number but at the wrong time. Leave a message"
@OhShitThatsHerr
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Show your age with one statement.
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@dude_imalegend
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1/1/24 had NyQuil in it or something. I’ve been asleep all day
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Here's mine y'all 😂
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@drutejada This is how cults start 😂
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When your own policies for mass incarceration prevented people from actually voting for you
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@GrubbyOdin @parmererin @ethigirl12 Tell us more about the dad since you know their life 🙇🏾
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@Solin_2022 @GrubbyOdin @parmererin @ethigirl12 Don't speak on what you think is likely. Speak on what you know to be true.
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This ain’t no playground love we grown
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I'm attracted to this.
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America: heroin Black folks: HARE-RON
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@Of_Noble_Mien I want mine shorter. The less time the better. I could be doing better things with my time than being annoyed with traffic
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@chelle_latrice 😂😂😂😂
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The saints when Jesus turned the water into Casamigos
@19Phranchize
Cult of Personality
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Tweets during the biblical era would’ve been WILD
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@TeeAirr They actually bombed it. There were 5 girls and 1 lived
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Ya mama when she cook spaghetti for the 47th time
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Once you’ve seen one firework you’ve seen em all. Ain’t nobody finna keep looking up saying wow
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@crissles These was free, these were hand me downs, these my daddy shoes
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@_seauxjaded @YoungDolph My God is a healer and a protector
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This is for them 30 somethins
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Me 😂😂 LordIThankYouForThisFoodMyBodyAboutToReceiveForTheNourishmentOfMyBodyInJesusNameAmen
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Just passed my clinical licensure exam! Thank you GOD 🙏🏾
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@GrandDameOfDc 😂😂😂🙄 we tired of y’all
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In a relationship, you have to be able to operate in all of the love languages fluently. Not just your favorite ones
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Billy Porter is Shamar with an Emmy
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Ya grandmama pass you a peppermint in church like she a crack dealer
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@Girl13Sassy Me remembering vine is gone and I’ll never relive that amazing time of life again
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The African American urge to watch a Madea Play during the pm hours of a holiday
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They don’t know what to do with that!
@AJasmere
Ariyanna Jasmere
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They could never make me hate you, Zack!
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@malikkatkins The saints behind you will steal your obituary when you get up and act like nothing happened
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Tabitha Brown gave a very healed response. 9/10 stuff don’t even be about you. It’s about that person’s externalization of hurt and pain.
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I’m the type to let a nigga think I’m broke until I pop out with a million
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Look at this nigga beard lmfaooo
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@dude_imalegend
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He look like he getting ready to sing Take Me To the King http://t.co/pdQa2dZjqs
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@na0my_ @drkelseileann The thing about trauma is that some situations presented may not apply to you, but it does not mean they aren’t traumatic to others. You don’t have the license to tell someone that a particular situation can’t be rooted in trauma.
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@dude_imalegend
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Velvet died
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Inner me when I’m trying not to spend money
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Sister, Sister on Netflix. Our prayers have been answered
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@dude_imalegend
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When y’all say this, I instantly think about the Caravans, The Hawkins etc, whole time y’all mean Kirk Franklin
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♔ Toni
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The older gospel songs hit so much harder 😭
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Y'all not about to shame me for partying in my 20s just because you started goin to the club at 14. Hoe this my season to be blessed
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@urbangaygriot Sing children
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10 year old me bashing my family in my journal then casually leaving it around the house for folks to read
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@Ultra_Marx Congresswoman Hicks!
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@dude_imalegend
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Officially licensed to practice in the state of Virginia! It’s a good day
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@rikawill Nah I think remote work is a blessing. Working remote was the best era of my life
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@dude_imalegend
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Everybody mama's favorite song in 2007
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These plays are my entire childhood
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Birthday weekend ♋️
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His side tooth is missing? I know he done cleaned out her savings
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When they ask the Pastor's wife to stand up http://t.co/ghf6pxySC4
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How my grandmama used to show up to the school awards programs
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Am I really “awkward” or do you just feel entitled to an energy you haven’t earned
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I serve a healing God
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I’m in the mood for about 6 million dollars
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We introverts really be having the time of our lives cooped up in our room
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Weed can trigger depression if ya mind ain’t right.
@wthDARIELLE
leoest leo to ever leo 8.14♌️
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Unpopular opinion: weed edition 👀
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if you’re Black and off work today make some noise!
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@Of_Noble_Mien See nah I wanna blink and be in the bed
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@DEFinition223 “Here go my Alianna”
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Wait til I get paid Friday. Ain’t a crab leg in the ocean safe
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Y'all kept saying Greenville was out of gas, so here I was thinking I had to settle for some mid
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Two different vibes
@OJTheKing
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Is Melodies From Heaven really better than Brighter Day tho? 🤔
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@sanciapowell Sitting in this chair with a plate at the cookout is self care
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I support this young King
@3murff
𝐍𝐢𝐜𝐤
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when yo favorite teacher get hit😂😂
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Things I am not: 1. The one
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When I'm giving my PowerPoint presentation and mfs wanna talk
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The Hamiltones dropped an album and this is how it sounds in picture form
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That album really has a hold on me
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Me after giving ⚪️ people the wrong directions
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It’s good for a lil
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Today my supervisor’s supervisor said I wrote some great clinical therapy notes. It was actually my first time ever writing them 👅
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I swear Twitter only knows 5 gospel songs lol
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A year ago today my mom had surgery to remove her cancer and she’s still here today. I feel so blessed. God is faithful
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My middle school bully sell mid on Facebook. Should I call the police
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@DeeMichelle94 @iMightBeNini The Clark Sisters did it first lol
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The day after Halloween is so awkward to me because why did we do all that yesterday 😭
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The incomparable KCS
@RNB_RADAR
RNB RADAR
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Give me an example of someone singing like the rent is due
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It’s him
@RevolutionaryLQ
Moonie
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Drake lost Jorja, Rihanna, and Jlo all in one year. My God
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The axe forgets but the tree remembers
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I am officially a Howard alum 🙏🏾
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Dark brown gettin ate up
@NasKW_
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These shits getting right
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@MrAmbitious12
Euphegenia 𝙳𝚘𝚞𝚋𝚝𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚎
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ᶜᵃⁿ ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃ ᵐᶦᵐᵒˢᵃ ᵇᵉᶠᵒʳᵉ ᶜʰᵘʳᶜʰˀ
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When I tell you black folks out here at the polls in groves
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Me when I get this degree
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If you want deep, nourishing, and meaningful relationships, you have to get outside yourself and to commit to deepening that relationship. You have to be a witness to that person’s experiences. Ask questions, observe behaviors, and learn the undercurrent of who they are and why.
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S/n I got a job y’all 🙏🏾
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@JThorpe3 Everything that Ursula stole, God’s givin it back to me 🎶
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You be like
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This is on repeat in my spirit today #Juneteenth2020
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