Dan talking about Phil: we are actual soulmates. We are two 4,000 year old tortoises silently chewing grass, staring into the sunset. We have known each other for a thousand lifetimes.
Phil talking about Dan: He used to do his laundry at my apartment
the assumption that any time dan jokes about his boundaries not being respected it must be referencing something recent is quite funny. yall gotta get used to the fact that he's never gonna stop bringing up how invasive ppl used to be even if its been years bc they were That Bad
ok seriously I’m getting the clown makeup ready but I pride myself on being able to a) recognize AI content and b) recognize Dan’s humor and something about this account is just too specific to be a spambot. 🧵
Hope yall take the words ‘we’ve been planning one’ to heart and realize actual activism beyond just virtue signalling on twitter takes time and effort and yelling at ppl for not being ‘vocal’ enough bc they’re too busy putting their resources into actual fundraisers is so weird
seen some peeps asking for us to organise a community fundraiser - and we’ve been planning one!! (spoiler) there’s going to be a phil birthday gaming channel stream on tuesday to support the
@thepcrf
info is going to be in my next video 🎂👾
Sponsored videos usually Have to be uploaded on certain dates set in advance. I didn’t know about the strike till yesterday. And no offense but if ur actively posting content unrelated to the strike on twitter yet mad at them for uploading, thats a wee bit hypocritical…
@theonIyphan
@danielhowell
@AmazingPhil
no offense but aren’t you the ‘making dan’s smile bigger until they upload’ person 😭 you even posted one earlier today like did you want them to upload or not…
In conclusion Dan when you make the ‘I pranked my followers’ vid I hope you see this and know I was onto you. Or when you make top dan memes of 2023 and this scammer gets into it I hope you see this and know I was not onto you
For anyone wondering about the mixtape! Its some of of the songs from the preshow playlist, but they’re all covers performed by a band that (I believe) is made up of some of Dan’s touring team. There’s also a redemption code for a digital version of the playlist
While it’s their responsibility to look into sponsors, I didnt know that 3 months ago Audible provided free subscriptions to anyone in Israel and I know most of yall didn’t either till today. As theyre not on any boycott lists and aren’t actively funding Israel it’s easy to miss.
no more ‘dan and phil are just reviving the gaming channel cause they need money!’ takes. They don’t need to revive the gaming channel to make money all they need to do is sell dan’s fuckass potato sack sweater
The location being ‘Locked Out of main Account?’ Is hilarious, too hilarious for a spambot to come up with. And the random uncapitalized letters… it’s like someone’s trying too hard to make it seem randomly generated in a funny way.
@stephdnnie
‘bad attitude’ is one of my least favorite phrases on earth its just code for ‘i don’t like the way I personally interpreted the intentions behind your behavior and tone of voice’
Sponsored videos also can’t just be edited or taken down without approval by the sponsors, it usually takes time. Like you could genuinely get into legal trouble if you suddenly denounce your sponsor without warning.
like just because the phandom has improved a lot doesn't cancel out the negative impact their past actions had on him. ppl literally harassed his family, spread leaked info to try and out him, sexualized and fetishized him for years ofc he's gonna stay salty
Then there’s the narrative of Phil losing his wallet… like at the VERY least this has to be a real person scammer who knows or cared to learn enough about Dan that he understands Phil plays a role in his life. That’s just…. odd?
Alright so its obvious this is some kind of troll (very humorous big props to whoever it is) but it’s actually sounding less and less like Dan himself. Would he really have the foresight to type ‘Mom’ instead of ‘Mum’????? I’m way too invested in this mystery
Hope the zionists also take ‘we’ve been planning one’ to hard and accept that they didnt do this bc fans on twitter were telling them to, they just literally care about human rights
Last thing before I log off for the night, and hopefully my point will somewhat get across: Last month dnpgames was sponsored by Shopify, a company whose CEO is actively supporting the United Hatzalah of Israel. Didn't see anyone bothered about that.
@themedicinedrug
@theonIyphan
@danielhowell
@AmazingPhil
This isn't a gotcha... I agree they shouldn't have uploaded today, assuming they knew abt the strike, but seeing as op DID know abt the strike they also could've paused their 'joke' for a few days like it's not hard
@h3llclownz
Silly answer: the universe needed to rebalance them
Controversial answer: dan started talking about his mental health in 2017 and it turned a lot of ppl off him 🤐
@formsprings
omggggg when I was like 13 some massive shit went down in my life and listening to this was the only thing that could calm me down it was THE comfort video thank you for unlocking this memory
Some of yall are calling them performative activists and I don't 100% disagree but if your activism is mainly about publicly pointing fingers when it's trendy to, that's also pretty performative tbh. This week is not the only time you should care about supporting Palestine
I think we all love seeing dnp in this new era where they're comfortable enough to a) be more open about their relationship and b) joke and laugh about the invasive speculation they were put through, but let's allow them to continue setting these precedents on their own terms!
Alright so its obvious this is some kind of troll (very humorous big props to whoever it is) but it’s actually sounding less and less like Dan himself. Would he really have the foresight to type ‘Mom’ instead of ‘Mum’????? I’m way too invested in this mystery
ok seriously I’m getting the clown makeup ready but I pride myself on being able to a) recognize AI content and b) recognize Dan’s humor and something about this account is just too specific to be a spambot. 🧵
oh here's another one actually. the hat fic is genuinely traumatizing. like it's been 8 years and i still freak out around hamsters bc of it. i don’t think it should have circulated as like a phandom rite of passage the way it did, esp since dnp's audience skewed pretty young
@xeniadidthat
@pookiednp
honestly i interpret all their dating apps talk as just trying to be funny and/or relatable and/or intentionally misleading... especially cause dan is usually the one to bring it up and this is the guy who pretended to like acnh just to seem cool
@catlesonline
this is the nuance ppl lack when they talk about how PB treats the candy citizens. she literally created them. she's basically a mad scientist and they're her experiments. there is no real word comparison you could make to this that I’m gonna take seriously
ppl exaggerate how bad 2012 was for the sake of forming some angst narrative. pinof 4 has so many comments calling it awkward but i literally dont see it, like its arguably one of the most iconic ones. Yes Dan was struggling w his public image but they still loved each other yall
@eggsaiki
there was that person who tried to only hug dan but not phil? Or there might have been multiple instances of that but i think there was at least one video
@yeeterskeeter05
i personally don't find passive aggression helpful or necessary when the sponsor likely went under their radar and isn't entirely in their control. Ultimately we are backing the same cause and I'm just suggesting more they could do to support the cause :)
While it’s their responsibility to look into sponsors, I didnt know that 3 months ago Audible provided free subscriptions to anyone in Israel and I know most of yall didn’t either till today. As theyre not on any boycott lists and aren’t actively funding Israel it’s easy to miss.
@lestershmester
dan's long term girlfriend is a lesbian who thinks they're in a mutual beard relationship, also her name is jess(ica) and she eventually gets a gf named becky
'can we go back to knowing less about them' yall know damn well the amount of top/bottom speculation they've had to endure 😔 this is still part of their reclamation era let them live
nah cause I'm STILL not over the fact that youtube rejected their unscripted series ideas with the excuse of 'we're focusing on scripted content' and then tabled his scripted series with the excuse of 'we're focusing on unscripted content'
@cancelsophie
@h3llclownz
@hamazingphil
completely disregarding how harmful it is to claim closeted queer people are gaslighting, that video was never even fucking 'posted'. it was LEAKED. they never meant for us to see it so its basic decency to respect their privacy over it what's not clicking
@elisnotamazing
I’m sure he’s mentioned it at some other point cause I knew this and I’ve never listened to that podcast but yeah capitaLester has been there since the beginning
the internet’s obsession with praising pewdiepie no matter what he does needs to be studied. He has literally said that ppl upset over AI stealing art and replacing artists need to get over themselves why are yall turning him into some kind of symbol for the anti-AI art movement
@hamazingphil
it's funny cause its pretty obvious most of these jokes are just taking the piss out of fans for being speculative about their sex lives and then you have people responding like "OMG DOES THIS MEAN DAN'S A TOP" like bruh
@NilBrotto
@MyNameisABteam
that's what his ultimate timeline was. no reason to delete his old videos just because new information has come out since then to disprove the theories