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zan | CLORINDE HATER

5 months

chapter 2 is out for my #clorivia fic where they were married pre-duel and now navia can’t fathom actually divorcing clorinde! 5.6k+ words and still rated M! link in comments ! thank youuuu :)

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@drnkfish

8 months

new #clorivia fic ! a silly not-so-silly AU where they were married pre-duel and now navia is spiraling at the idea of /actually/ divorcing clorinde. post 4.1, with some canon compliant violence later 3.5k words, hopefully only 3-4 chapters, rated M for later cough COUGH

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@drnkfish

1 year

never forget that miya osamu was an absolute weapon on the court

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@drnkfish

2 years

#sakuatsu but kiyoomi being so protective over atsumu he starts a bar fight one evening (and atsumu bandages him up with the tiniest of smiles bc no one besides osamu has ever cared for him like this).

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@drnkfish

3 months

cope harder

rn: shower shitting!!

@ashowershitter

3 months

anyway, wiro, clorinde, and navia are all in a polycule!! they all fuck eachother.

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@drnkfish

7 months

navia is always hesitant to believe clorinde is actually there for her, but clorinde will always reassure her… #clorivia

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@drnkfish

5 months

clorivia is still fighting the step mom allegation we will never be free from this

Janna 🍰✨

@lgbtanime

5 months

why ppl saying that arlecchino and the girl are siblings this is literally like selee's and bronya's case r u srs

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@drnkfish

4 months

can we stop forgetting about this side of navia please

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@drnkfish

3 months

new #clorivia fic! where navia and clorinde… act hastily under the looming prophecy… on the spina’s deck… rating: explicit word count: 2.8k complete link in comments!

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@drnkfish

8 months

new #clorivia fic ! a silly not-so-silly AU where they were married pre-duel and now navia is spiraling at the idea of /actually/ divorcing clorinde. post 4.1, with some canon compliant violence later 3.5k words, hopefully only 3-4 chapters, rated M for later cough COUGH

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@drnkfish

4 months

ARSONIDE WROTE A CLORIVIA FIC??? IVE PRAYED FOR THIS

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@drnkfish

7 months

new lantern rite #clorivia fic / one-shot ! just them being completely obsessed with each other and allowing themselves to love like they used to in the sanctity of another country <3 YUM!

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@drnkfish

2 years

high school #sakuatsu but no one believes atsumu has a boyfriend bc “he goes to a different school.”. years later, atsumu’s grin is too smug on the wedding invites.

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@drnkfish

3 months

navia’s teacup has blue and clorinde’s has pink and there’s a blue + pink macaron therefore they have explored each others’s bodies and

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@drnkfish

2 years

#sakuatsu prince!kiyoomi always lets his newly appointed royal guard have his first bite. atsumu swoons each time, red dusting his cheeks. he swears omi’s facade cracks as the metal glides against his tongue. osamu isn’t sure how to tell him kiyoomi is checking for poison.

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@drnkfish

5 months

collecting her monthly rent

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@drnkfish

6 months

VOTE CLORIVIA FOR JEALOUS CLORINDE !

HourlyHaiscara🌿☂️•🆓🍉

@haiscaradaily

6 months

Scara x Kazuha vs. Navia x Clorinde

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@drnkfish

8 months

she is the most serious unserious character ever

Hourly Clorinde 🇻🇪

@hourlyclorinde

8 months

i've posted this before but aside from going crazy about clorinde being described as having a "powerful physique", the whole article is very funny she told them "let's see who can run faster" and then ran away 😭

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@drnkfish

8 months

#clorivia

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@drnkfish

3 months

@ashowershitter yelling vanilla when something just fucking sucks is so lame

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@drnkfish

8 months

clorivia is so overwhelming like the depth of their lore and dynamic is suffocating… how am i supposed to portray them correctly with only words????? i feel like i’d have to paint murals to convey a single drop of their potential

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@drnkfish

6 months

i fear clorivia week isn’t ready for this heat

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@drnkfish

6 months

i have clorivia vision

Chalseu 🏳️‍🌈

@Chalseu_D

6 months

Parisian soirée 🥂🌙 #GenshinImpact

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@drnkfish

2 years

i’ve been so invested in ush/sk lately i forgot how soft i get for skts sometimes

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@drnkfish

2 years

atsumu: i think he really likes me! osamu, who will reassemble an entire feast if one tray leaves his sight for even a second: uh huh

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@drnkfish

9 months

#clorivia crumbs bc they make me sick

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@drnkfish

3 months

@acheswanpriest the idea that two women would be able to exist unbothered without him is just so unfathomable to them i fear

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@drnkfish

5 months

their cutscene weapons telling a story and their signature weapons telling a story im sick

sephspeare 🍁🪷

@perseph0ne_13

5 months

verdict and absolution... why do their weapon names sound good together

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@drnkfish

4 months

my roman empire

KIRIM MENFESS LINK BIO | TOPUP 📌

@genshinficfess

2 years

5. Sword x Claymore

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@drnkfish

2 years

@hoshiumisexy she smirks at my ushijima plush whenever i kiss her and tries to put him in the garbage disposal

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@drnkfish

3 months

live reaction of the clorinde teaser

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@drnkfish

3 months

they play fortnite together

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@drnkfish

4 months

3k hits and almost 300 kudos for 2 chapters… thank you clrv nation 😖🫶

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@drnkfish

5 months

i Love the idea that navia is STRONG while clorinde is more agile. like clorinde can dance circles around her but if navia did happen to catch her (she never does) she would easily slam her into the dirt. however clorinde is by no means weak yknow it’s a very delicate balance

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@drnkfish

7 months

they’re childhood best friends, have one of the most gripping backstories + dynamics, went through crazy development during the AQ, and had multiple on-screen interactions. literally impossible for them to be “leftovers”. why do wlw ships always have to jump through hoops…

aya 🍉

@heartofdiamcnd

7 months

“people only ship clorivia because everyone else was taken” is hilarious when you think about how their hostile relationship was hinted at both in the final feast trailer and by a hyv worker who stated they “had a complicated connection” before fontaine even came out

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@drnkfish

5 months

NAVIA PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON

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@GenshinImpact

5 months

"...Word to the wise, friend. The evidence against you is irrefutable. If you want to uphold your honor, atonement is an option. You could still do much good... There's no need to resort to a duel. I mean, your opponent is #Clorinde . *That* Clorinde, you hear? Oh, for the love of

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@drnkfish

7 months

in my bed kicking my feet like a LOSER

vivia

@iyuluna

7 months

no I'm not okay

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@drnkfish

4 months

clorivia brainrot surviving finals week is crazy like why did i have to draft an entire mermay one shot on my scratch paper so i could lock in mid exam

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@drnkfish

3 months

@heartofdiamcnd i giggled like what do you mean WE don’t know rivals to lovers 😭

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@drnkfish

5 months

i’m still suffering from clorivia brainrot guys don’t believe the rumors

sephspeare 🍁🪷

@perseph0ne_13

5 months

zan is a wr10r1nd3 shipper she just told me guys

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@drnkfish

8 months

the way she starts venting in her voicelines but then chokes up and apologizes and says her feelings aren’t valid oh i’m gonna be sick KUJOU SARA

bry ♡'s 👺

@strwberrytengu

8 months

Sara's backstory is truly so tragic actually!! Like being raised to only be a weapon but taught to be nothing but grateful for it! Just to later learn that the person who raised you betrays you and the God you've been raised to be grateful for aswell

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@drnkfish

4 months

new strategy: using navia to level clorinde’s artifacts

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@drnkfish

2 years

#haikyuu | #sakuatsu au where detective!kiyoomi receives a new partner—some hot-headed rookie with sharp wit and a nasty mouth. he can’t stand him, but there’s something intriguing about miya atsumu that draws him in.

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@drnkfish

2 months

i’ve returned from the dead to celebrate my balloons !!!!

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@drnkfish

5 months

@lgbtanime “i promised your father i would protect you” = “i am 30 years older than you and now your mother” 😭😭😭

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@drnkfish

6 months

they’re so cute and canon my favorite cutscene is navia having a breakdown because neuvillette knew the trial wasn’t fair and still had clorinde duel callas after navia begged him for more time

Rafael Seiz ☭

@FormatoForFun

6 months

Eu não sei vocês, mas não importa muito o motivo, eu não conseguiria nunca me relacionar com a pessoa que matou meu pai ou minha mãe

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@drnkfish

3 months

#clorivia LET THEM RUN AWAY TO THE SCOTTISH ESTATE

sephspeare 🍁🪷

@perseph0ne_13

3 months

hello #clorivia nation, I come bearing a gift for the first day of pride month (and bff's birthday): HOMOEROTIC BRIDGERTON CORSET TYING. I hope everyone enjoys!

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@drnkfish

7 months

whenever i remember the clorivia cutscene weapons had romantic undertones

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@drnkfish

2 years

#sakuatsu angst threadfic + pining!atsumu They break up on a Thursday. Atsumu’s lips struggle to form around the syllables, he feels like he has to pry the words from his throat with quivering fingers: “I don’t want to be with ya anymore, Kiyoomi.” +

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@drnkfish

4 months

if i ever stop writing navia like this i’m dead and that isn’t me

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@drnkfish

6 months

“but you have such a pretty smile ☺️” I NEED TO BE STRAPPED DOWN NOW

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@drnkfish

7 months

why does clorinde say the things that she does

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@drnkfish

5 months

i’m looking respectfully

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@drnkfish

7 months

it’s mocking me at this point

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@drnkfish

3 months

it’s 4am and im going on a run in a few hrs but the voices are chanting. they’re telling me. clorivia messy make out session.

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@drnkfish

8 months

everything i write sounds like nails grating in my ears

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@drnkfish

5 months

who needs a beta reader when you can have this

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@drnkfish

5 months

THE EDITS ARE FINALLY HAPPENING

☆s is tired

@soupowuahq

5 months

LET'S GO #CLORIVIA LET'S GOOO!!!!!!

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@drnkfish

8 months

ppl failing to understand why a lesbian would enjoy a strap explains how limited their interpretation of sex is

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@drnkfish

9 months

#clorivia #wip of a small angsty two-shot taking place after vacher’s trial with lots of blood, tears, and making out 😭 lowkey hate it but whateverr

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@drnkfish

9 months

hello #clorivia nation i have returned with another #WIP : a hanahaki au where it runs in navia’s family. exes to lovers, lots of navia angst, & clorinde being an oblivious sad puppy.

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@drnkfish

2 years

@hinatahelios “you’re in millions of credit debt right now!” kageyama, who doesn’t own a credit card: no way

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@drnkfish

2 years

yachi hitoka really resonates w this

ashia 🦢

@AshiaMonet

2 years

Happy lesbian day!

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@drnkfish

6 months

“when the curtains close” on ao3 enjoyers, please accept this leak as an apology 😿 chapter 2 is 78% done.

sephspeare 🍁🪷

@perseph0ne_13

6 months

another week where zan lied to the public about getting ch2 of when the curtains close up.... when will we mobilize against her and force her to pay for the damage she's caused us all?

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@drnkfish

9 months

navia trying to beat the passenger princess allegations

kendall ⚢

@adoreyunjin

9 months

who drives?

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@drnkfish

4 months

i love the idea of clorinde’s family being unhinged in some sort of way, maybe laden with crime & that’s why she holds the honor of the duel so tightly. it’s a vice, the only thing that differentiates her from them… but i think she’s already so misinterpreted it would be a mess

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@drnkfish

7 months

her nervous taken aback laugh… navia i have been there too

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@iyuluna

7 months

clorinde calling her "miss president" and the teasing tone in her voice. I feel faint

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3 months

me asking my irls with children if they wanna watch me pull on genshin tonight

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8 months

the windows are definitely fogging up

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@drnkfish

7 months

if clorinde called navia “miss caspar” i would have to deactivate i would need to be RESTRAINED

aya 🍉

@heartofdiamcnd

7 months

we’re never gonna hear clorinde say navia’s name atp huh right now it’s miss president next thing you know her ass is going “miss caspar” if they ever show up together ever again…i’m going to end up on the news #frenchyurikilledmygrandma #clorivia

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@drnkfish

8 months

c0 raiden and c35 bennett staring at me as i try to c6 sara

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8 months

Version 4.3 Event Wishes Notice - Phase II Dear Travelers, the event wishes "Reign of Serenity," "Tapestry of Golden Flames," and "Epitome Invocation" will be available on January 9! See more details here: #GenshinImpact #RaidenShogun #Yoimiya

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@drnkfish

5 months

do wlw breakups ever get better or will i always be in the trenches

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@drnkfish

3 months

@heartofdiamcnd the fontaine colosseum was just our delusions…

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@drnkfish

5 months

CLORINDE

HoYoFair

@HoYoFair_0

5 months

That's right, this is part of the plan too. Only 2 days till HoYoFair begins, so get ready! その通り、これも計画の一部。 HoYoFair開催まであと2日！ぜひお楽しみに！ Thanks to @ho_siya ! Apology and Correction Notice Due to a malfunction with our projector,

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@drnkfish

3 months

OH MY GOD CLORINDE

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@drnkfish

5 months

I FINISHED CHAPTER 2 FINALLY

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@drnkfish

9 months

what if i told you guys i’ve been cooking a #clorivia hanahaki au for two months what then

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@drnkfish

6 months

imagine having to do a welkin giveaway to win a poll against clorivia nation that’s so embarrassing

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@drnkfish

7 months

clorivia cosplayers on my fyp

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@drnkfish

5 months

i’m eating my hand rn btw CLORIVIA

BSC

@BscDraws

5 months

Ch3 is posted

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@drnkfish

9 months

neuv stans when they find out being a willing bystander has equal consequence

akira ★ ISOLDE STAN✨

@akiraluvsrobin

9 months

I'm tired if this mf, its the same of the fcllte twt, and now is saying this shit, pls stfu #clorivia

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@drnkfish

5 months

i will not lose three 50/50s this time

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@drnkfish

9 months

imagine if something did happen to navia’s eye and clorinde begins avoiding her. navia initially thinks it’s bc she’s unattractive but instead it’s clorinde being forced to face what she’s done every time she looks at her

cupid💘

@CACUPlD

9 months

I have two versions, one she continues wearing her father's eyepatch cuz it's her only thing left to remember him OR she made her own custom to honor her father okay byeee

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@drnkfish

5 months

oops i dropped one

sephspeare 🍁🪷

@perseph0ne_13

5 months

cant find the og tweet but one thing about me is i love twinks, losers, and arlecchino

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@drnkfish

8 months

the french ex wives

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@drnkfish

5 months

born to write french yuri, forced to cram biotech w a tummy ache

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@drnkfish

2 years

@ominbeann he gave up on arguing all those years ago and it’s worth it when his friends are interrogating him after the ceremony and all he does is shrug and say, “told ya i had a boyfriend, ya scrubs.” and osamu starts collecting bet money.

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@drnkfish

3 months

I LANDED AN INTERVIEW AT A COMPANY I’VE BEEN EYEING FOR TWO YEARS

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@drnkfish

6 months

there’s no way me begging on my knees is my top leak PLEASE

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@drnkfish

6 months

VOTE CLORIVIA FOR JEALOUS CLORINDE !

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@drnkfish

4 months

whenever i lose a clorivia art on the tl i just go to aya’s profile and it’s there 🙏

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@drnkfish

8 months

thinking about domestic clorivia

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@drnkfish

5 months

i can’t escape them

♡

@astralbaes

5 months

me and who

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@drnkfish

5 months

honorable mention

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@drnkfish

5 months

divorced clorivia 🙏🙏

jane 𖦹

@seajaneradio

5 months

tiny interactive tweet !! writers, what are you working on currently? i’ll go first! i’m thinking of clorivia masquerade ball ooooo

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@drnkfish

4 months

@heartofdiamcnd completely forgot about it until you said this but i played around with the idea 😭

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@drnkfish

3 months

had me giggling an hour before reset

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@drnkfish

5 months

clorinde is guarded and quiet but she FEELS DEEPLY. like. can you imagine having a soft, gooey heart under all that metal armor—facing the graveyard you’ve been filling your entire life. I NEED TO KNOW WHAT GOES ON INSIDE HER HEAD.

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@drnkfish

5 months

genetic engineering outline due tonight but i’m brainrotting about modern au messy clorivia w attorney!clorinde

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@drnkfish

6 months

clorivia but in one of those forced proximity 80s sitcoms where it takes them 20 seasons to kiss and they drip w sexual tension the entire time

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@drnkfish

5 months

like i have the scene in my head IT’S IN MY HEAD like clorinde absolutely rocking navia’s shit and near the end, when she’s tiring or smug or maybe growing weary with navia all sweaty and pretty, navia manages to catch her by the hips and WHAM!!! do you see the vision plsplsPLEAS

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