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@draxispowers

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Married, Kids, Football, Binge Drinker

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@draxispowers
90s Villan
1 year
@AwayDays_ They walked in for a pint and got glassed. Stay classy Leicester.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
6 months
@bankaudits1 “Imagine getting wound up over the colour of your passport.” 😂
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
3 months
@fesshole Mate, my Mrs is always ready to go when she’s had a drink. Might just be that.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
1 year
@theJeremyVine Drivers do that to drivers all the time. It’s a mistake, you’re no more a target than anyone else. Lose the victim mentality.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
1 year
@No7Sammy They erased it to avoid complications for the host. You see the length people have to go to to inadvertently falling foul of progressives
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
9 months
@fesshole Mate. I lived with a girl that unplugged everything. She was convinced we had an ever so slightly higher bill one quarter because I’d tuned off the TV but not unplugged it. She refused to believe it was probably because we’d spent 2 weeks decorating with power tools. Ditched her
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
7 months
@Boenau What gets me is how cyclists think they’re immune to inconvenience. Cycle lane or not deliveries happen on the side of the road. Cars drive around them, why can’t you just ride around them without whining to the world?
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
6 months
@Johnmhunt @CllrScottArthur @blackfordsafer1 “Damn he gave me a wide pass, need to find something else to winge about”
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
2 years
@fesshole Totally on board with this. I get a healthy annual bonus but I’m the only one who lays awake mentally balancing the books while my family live a great life. This is what I want and it’s my reward.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
1 year
@floschechter Tenants are just the worst. Always the victim.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
5 months
@fesshole One of my neighbours does in okay betting. The amount of times the app freezes or crashes when he cashes out then find it hasn’t registered when he reopens it is alarming. I’m amazed he persists with it.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
1 year
@fesshole Hahahaha. Same here but I find women intolerable now, particularly the ones that were my ‘type’. I long to share a house with friends again. We had it all.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
5 months
@ToonFan14 @JBurtTelegraph Save your breath my brother. Last night after Palace pasted United into the floor the post match pundits spent 5 minutes of analysis wanking over how fantastic and loyal the Man U fans are. Even had cameras on them like they were about to start drawing lines. Wankers mate.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
6 months
@Jsenior56 How else do you expect her to read them?
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
1 year
@fesshole Well, I recently felt like that about my situation. I booked a fancy holiday to Mauritius and it reignited us. We had conversations I never expected to have and got quite exited about new stuff coming.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
1 year
@FBAwayDays Forest. Others have put in a great shift at Villa park. Palace, Arsenal to name two but up until they fell behind they were ear-cracklingly loud sat opposite them.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
2 months
@AnyaM8_ In the last six months they’ve found faeces in tap water in Devon and Cornwall. There’s your answer. Water companies have been looted for everything by their owners and water cleanliness has nosedived.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
1 year
@CurvyGinger420 @yrebryk @0xgaut Oh come on now, it’s not exact same tech. Often it’s inferior.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
1 year
@rhensing @AndrewE59345062 Pointing out failures of an ICE vehicle on a post about a failing electric car isn’t the burn you think it is. Better get a diesel to come and tow it to its Airfix box.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
9 months
@Bikery1966 The room you’re taking up is a joke.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
2 years
@anon_opin Then don’t go. It’s that simple. Don’t squash someone else’s enjoyment and just move on.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
6 months
@bNinetyUK Been talking about leaving VP since Learner first mentioned bulldozing the North Stand. Welcome to the party.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
1 year
@fesshole Also works when you want to slope off on Holiday 3 days before the end of term.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
12 days
@AVFCSupport How are there still empty seats. The bitching on here over the struggle to get tickets and they’re not even sold the day before a Cat A. That’s how you know the wingebags on here never actually go.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
1 year
@jdpoc That’s not strictly true. Firstly, he IS lying, I have no doubt but if you choose not to auto-archive then change devices then you can’t see previous messages. That said he’s not going to have an iPhone 6 from Dixon’s. His phone will be managed to within an inch of its life.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
3 months
@Lorbobo1 It’s that dehumanising language along with Nazi that leads to this. The left are far more violent than the right but we’re not allowed to say that either.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
7 months
@Gidge11 Was he booked for simulation?
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
6 months
@theAdamMeredith 😂😂I can fockin assure you we won’t be singing UB fockin 40 😂😂 State of it.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
2 years
@fesshole I’ve only very recently learned that when I lived in a terrace street I was probably hated. I parked anywhere as we had double yellows. I did find a note once calling me a “c**t” but that is possibly unrelated.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
9 months
@ivyrosefem This is where we are now. Getting police involved in path vandalism. I can see why they’ve given up. They’re policing fairly land.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
5 months
@OP4C @JackGrealish Ok but if he pulls his shirt off after the third goal to reveal “Villa Til I Die” on his vest. 😂
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
11 days
@eightyfourosaur If the ref did his job UE wouldn’t be raging at him. Letting Wolves take all fucking day of over a sub was a joke.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
2 months
@fesshole I’m a late 40s fat bald man. Trust me there is still opportunity. It may not be in the form of a 20yo model and shiiiiiiit some of them maybe slightly older than me but they’re still in shape and still need looking after. Don’t sit back on your man, he’ll be gettin his if you do
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
1 year
@anon_opin I’m a FF and I don’t wear baggy clothes to hide it I wear baggy clothes because they’re comfortable.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
14 days
@anon_opin My teeth itch everytime I even think of that beard getting in his mouth with the salmon.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
1 year
@Villamole1 …it’s always someone’s daughter. Even the one you actually do it to.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
5 months
@fesshole I do that with the full knowledge of my wife. You need room my brother.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
2 years
@anon_opin Actually in large meeting with unfamiliar people we refer to them as Mr/Mrs when handing them responsibility for a task. It shows respect from the off.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
7 months
@craig_dw Tbf that’s the best attempt I’ve seen. Four Point Park is the worst one so far.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
2 years
Gets me every day @MooseAllain . At some point this has me laughing.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
1 year
@fesshole Mate. I’m with you. An air stewardess woke me up once to pay for coffee and snacks from my wife who knew I was asleep. She also had a Visa card she could have used but refuses to pay airline prices. I was livid.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
2 years
@anon_opin Draw up beside a lorry and match its speed. Perfect.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
5 months
@_Enanem_ We lived opposite the ‘Fosses’ after a weather girl on an early Cable TV called Ann-Marie Foss. Only because soon after we moved in one of their friends was leaving theirs in the early hours and shouted “Bye Ann-Marie” so we’re forever know thus.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
2 years
@anon_opin They haven’t planted enough traffic cams yet to make up the revenue shortfall.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
5 months
@danielhavfc Let’s have it.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
8 months
@mohsin__s1 They do. Everything your car does is logged. It’ll detail why the airbags deployed, the speed, acceleration/decel etc will all be logged. Every car does it.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
1 year
@caitlinmoran My kid got an ID card in two days. I couldn’t have been easier. Plus we’re like the only country in Europe not using ID cards to vote. If you used it as a barrier to voting that’s on you.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
9 months
@Sojournidf AI making slutty shots. At least make the limbs look like they’re connected to the torso.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
6 months
@FBAwayDays Best away end in the PL. position, pitch of the terrace, space. 🤌
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
7 months
@PauloNoggy Benefited from the rebuilding of the country? They rebuilt it. You should probably pause before jumping in the bandwagon that seeks to discredit our parents generation at every opportunity.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
2 years
@anon_opin They’re a gimmick that you have to pay extra for. It’s the only way to get the simple gimps to use them.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
9 months
@Forzablues1875 @BCFC Hahahahahahahahaha. They’re laughing at you and your owners. Listen to the pundits. They’re talking about the total misfire with Rooneys Fearless Football bollocks. BCFC and their exciting new owners have flopped at the first hurdle. They don’t have a clue.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
2 years
@anon_opin Monster was a class album. Tough to call between that and Automatic, for me.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
9 months
@fesshole You have to nip that in the bud mate. I’ve been wfh for 20 years and she still expects chores done as well as my work. It’s a daily grumble, I hate it.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
1 year
@DrProudman If only it had actually happened. The drive, the police and even the mayor all said it didn’t happen. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
1 year
@GarySmithJnr That signature paved the way for what we have now. We’ve gone from a one man team circling the plug hole to a proper team. Both Villa and Grealish did well from that signing.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
10 months
@anon_opin No because like you we’ve been at work all day.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
5 months
@kaasisdodelijk @fesshole Mate, on one of them he cashed out at £1200, the app failed and when he went back in it was down to £600. That would have been the first and last time for me. Screw that.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
4 months
@mynameismrjrb When someone refers to ‘City’ you’re a mile down the list of teams that come to mind. Someone says Villa and there’s only one.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
9 months
@EflSimpsons 😂😂😂 Villa got £100m for Grealish and their entire midfield cost about £15. I’m sure we’ll be fine.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
1 year
@anon_opin Doesn’t bother me at all. Went to a rammed pub in Whitechapel at the weekend. 6 deep at the bar. Sat down and got a pint in 3 minutes using my phone. Dealt with.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
2 months
@OldStationSt @BCFC @AVFCOfficial @WarwickshireCCC Yeah. I’ve seen Leeds, Sunderland, Newcastle et al all shamed by the actions of their supporters. Let’s not let our city down eh?
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
2 months
@PeterElson1983 Never thought #avfc fans would have to move over to make headspace for #htafc in #bcfc fans heads but there you go. 😂😂😂
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
9 months
@miathebanditt If it’s been a proper explorative session then normally pretend like some of that stuff didn’t happen, suggest that they are the bad influence then go and make a cup of tea. 😀
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
6 months
@sophielouisecc Don’t forget the characterful buildings that they renovate that would otherwise be closed and decaying.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
1 year
@domdyer70 They deserved a better owner
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
2 years
@anon_opin The biggest ripoff. We had a Wren kitchen fitted 3 years ago and already it has more snags than the 25 year old one that went in the skip.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
1 year
@anon_opin Mad how women think it’s all about them.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
1 year
@WestHam_Central …also noticed how you’re quiet on West Ham continuing an attack while you have a man down until we take the ball of you, then the ref blows. Moyes idea that the ref was on our side yesterday is balls. You got almost everything and you’re still crying.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
1 year
@Villamole1 They were wank before anyone got injured. Right from KO they looked slow and disorganised. We were on the ropes after 2 minutes. I don’t really give a shit about their little friendship group hurting, this isn’t happy families, there’s a job to do and today nobody did any.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
2 months
@KingsyAVFC Mate they were wondering what the new white boxes were hanging from the roof yesterday. It’s Wi-Fi. They’ve just got Wi-Fi. Hello and welcome to 2001.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
5 months
@TzolakiSZN This is what they do, Gav. They spend their entire lives talking Villa then get shitty when they get some back. It’s like dealing with kids mate. Just sit back and laugh. We do all the time.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
6 months
@si_rides @AldiUK Did you try just mentioning it in store? 🏬
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
10 months
@TheonlyDG Thought they’d opened the lower tiers back up.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
7 months
@anon_opin Hahaha. In my first house I insisted on a TV in the bedroom. It’s stayed there unused for 17 years. Dusted it every month then gave it to my eldest for their Xbox.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
6 months
@avfcbreaking Look what Emery has done. 🥹
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
1 year
@kirstofcomms Why would anyone want to win over those “c’mon Tim” hoity toity pricks? May he doesn’t give a f**k whether they like him or not.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
9 months
@NReclining We’ve got rainbow crossings though. Doesn’t that make everything better?
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
9 months
@louise122884 Why would we hate you for being inferior and only being there to serve us? Sure if that were true we’d love it.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
2 months
@fesshole You live with two germophobes and your floor hasn’t been cleaned life a week. I think they might be having you over.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
4 months
@Total_Villa @Gazzetta_it Jesus Christ. Just give us the fucking money.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
1 year
@FBAwayDays Best away support we’ve had at VP for a very long time. Safe journey lads.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
9 months
@DavidSocial1976 “Sheffield man”. Sure.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
9 months
@flaminhaystacks “Accounts are never exact”. That’s exactly what accounts are supposed to be. I followed this story some time ago when R4 were following the case. It’s absolutely disgusting the way the PO absolutely sh_t on their Post Masters. One poor woman £38000 fro her own savings.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
7 months
@AVFCMarkM A completely selfish view, I know but I don’t want him injured after being a stalwart all season so I’d be happy for him to rest. 😬
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
1 year
@theavfcfaithful Mad how he didn’t have the balls to say it prior to scraping a deflected goal to win. The guys a plank.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
9 months
@hotmessmolsx This can’t be real. Who pronounces it Purh’chase and who gets wide eyed and andgry over sweet wrappers?
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
2 years
@beds_villafan I saw this comparison yesterday and couldn’t think of a more dissimilar situation. JG was AVFC until the moment he was sold.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
6 months
@AVFCMarkM Biggest news in their history… Still watching Villa.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
1 year
@anon_opin A ‘steak’ is the cut. Pork steak, beef steak, cauliflower steak are all valid. Like ‘jeans’ in the cut of a trouser. Being denim doesn’t make them jeans. The style makes them jeans. Cauliflower Steak is valid. -I am a carnivore.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
9 months
@NomadWalks Classic handing it out while being unable to take it. To be expected.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
5 months
@Sh3zz4 The only thing wrong with that image is that the cyclist isn’t in the centre of the lane.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
7 months
@AVFCchats We really should be concentrating on Villa getting past Ajax.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
2 years
@anon_opin Tell me you have fake knockers and and rubber lips without telling me…
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
2 years
@UsuallyRanting @anon_opin I know. Ok Karen & Clive I’ll suppress my parental instincts because two strangers who have shown zero control over their dog tell me he won’t bite. If he comes over here he’s getting kicked. Simple.
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@draxispowers
90s Villan
1 year
@OP4C Great goal, great turnaround, Pau with world class stats but let’s talk about Spurts scraping by bottom 3 Sheffield. Hate sports media.
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