It’s sad news about the NME.
I used to keep mine in a pile near my bed, just in front of my US sitcom DVDS. I’d keep my Friends close, and my NMEs closer.
Went to a Coldplay gig a few years ago, can’t get the wristband off, it’s like it’s welded on. Every time they play it flashes incessantly, keeps me awake. I’m exhausted.
When you’re a teenager and your mate says he knows a bloke on the estate that sells weed… then later you find yourself sitting in the living room of an absolute nutjob.
Not too bad, considering. How was yours?
Not too bad, considering. How was yours?
Not too bad, considering. How was yours?
Not too bad, considering. How was yours?
Not too bad, considering. How was yours?
Not too bad, considering. How was yours?
@mrnickharvey
A farmer bursts into the room with a duck under his arm and announces:
- This is the pig I’ve been fucking.
His wife looks up and says:
- That’s not a pig, it’s a duck.
- I wasn’t talking to you.