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I miss MySpace | Medium Husky | Bronsexual | #JazzPodCoop | Roast Beef Enthusiast | Casual

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@dragonsquatch
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1 year
Y’all are some miserable fucks on here today
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2 years
Danny Ainge would have gotten Griner and Whelan
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9 months
*$9,000
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Half Court shot for $10,000 💴 💰 🏀 This #BYU fan knocked it down. #GoCougs
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3 years
Dear @Joeingles7 you don’t know me, but I love you
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3 years
Dillon Brooks’ girlfriend goes to a different school
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2 years
Gonna need Lauri to go for 72 Tuesday
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2 years
Jazz offseason
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6 months
Utah Powder logo just leaked
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2 years
For all of those wondering what Quin Snyder is doing these days…
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3 years
Jazz should hire whoever built this Celtics roster. This team is good
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4 years
LeBron wearing 23 out of respect for Royce
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1 year
People who don’t like Jordan Clarkson shower with their swimsuits on
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2 years
This man is a nation treasure. Americas Team
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2 years
Quin Snyder news on same day as Cocaine Bear opening is not a coincidence.
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2 years
The three greatest scam in the United States: 1. Health insurance 2. HOAs 3. College
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2 years
Early contender for official Jazz win tweet for next year. For all 14 games we win
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3 years
Current state of the Utah Jazz
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3 years
For those of you hating on the Dillon Brooks jokes, stop, you sound like a Dillon Brooks
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2 years
The massive hauls that the Jazz got for Rudy and Don shows that they are viewed as franchise cornerstones. In this exact moment in time I’m pissed off at BOTH of them for not figuring it out. Massive missed opportunity for them and the Jazz.
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11 months
Utah Jazz are bowl eligible
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3 years
The Progressive “don’t become your parents” commercials are top notch
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2 years
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1 year
Big12 v Pac12
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3 years
Don is that dude. It’s crazy that we have one. Fucking crazy
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3 years
Perfect example of why the NFL will always be better than the NBA IMO. The Bengals in the Super Bowl. Your team always has a shot.
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3 years
Hassan Whiteside, the gift from our Lord and savior Dwyane Wade
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2 years
Thank god the Jazz will be getting all the big free agents now.
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2 years
Silver lining: now you can all stop pretending to actually like Adidas
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3 years
Under appreciated part of tonight’s game was Bolerjack calling out Jazz team store for not having @BucketsONeale00 jerseys
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3 years
Yesterdays Jazz win feels like a hookup with a complicated ex. Feels good. Hopeful that it could be different this time, could be the start of something special. Maybe we’ve learned/grown. However Can’t escape in my soul that it still feels like mistake and won’t turn out well
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1 year
Jazz win
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4 years
How the rest of the NBA views Jazz twitter
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8 months
I owe Ryan Smith an apology today. I was very angry and upset to start the season when I was unable to watch the Jazz in Idaho. I now see that was truly a blessing. Thank you Ryan. Let’s try again next year!
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10 months
Remember how cool it was when he was part owner of the Jazz for a few weeks
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Pat Riley just announced Dwyane Wade will be built the first statue in franchise history, to live outside the arena.
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3 years
Quick reminder. Don did this in the playoffs last year too. This isn’t new. He’s that dude, and has been that dude for a minute.
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2 years
I’m going to go out on a limb and say Lauri is the greatest Finnish player to put on a Jazz uniform
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2 years
Found the bigger athletic wing the Jazz need to go after
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3 years
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@nbanowandthen
NBA Now & Then
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Who is the first player you think of when you see this logo?
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3 years
If you are choosing to debate Rudy v Don today, I hope the Easter goblin comes to your house tonight, steals all of you/your childrens easter baskets and leaves a giant bowel movement on your kitchen table #TakeNote
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3 years
Jazz win
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3 years
I propose that if the Utah Jazz win this game they get an automatic pass to the NBA finals
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2 years
Trade Don to OKC for Favors and 71 first round picks
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1 year
I don’t believe these kids should get a truck since I didn’t get one in college.
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Crazy opportunity for our guys today thanks to @UtahCrimson 🙌
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2 years
He’s a 10 but he likes the Jazz rebrand
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2 years
Kessler is the greatest defensive center in Jazz history
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2 years
Drive thrus should have a shot clock, if you can’t figure your order out and get I completed in 35 seconds, head to the back of the line and try again. It’s McDonald for Christs sake, it’s been open for 100 years. Get your shit together
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11 months
Just want everyone to know Keyonte was #1 on my big board, ahead of Wemby and Scoot
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2 years
Few things more Utah than a cookie war
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8 months
It’s only year 50 of our championship rebuild Jazz fans. Some of ya’ll need to calm down and have some patience
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11 months
The tank worked, George is a star
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preethi🎃
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hates cleveland btw
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3 years
Dillon Brooks sleeps in socks
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1 year
Not that anyone asked, but it really is wild to see the growth of Utah football. Really wasn’t that long ago that a win over Baylor/UCLA would have been a huge test/biggest game for them. Now they just expect to win, and do it without the luxury of the forward pass on offense
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3 years
The triple double is the most overrated, worthless accomplishment in the NBA, 5x5 more my style
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9 months
Sodom and Gomorrah
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“Utah crowds won’t show up on a Sunday”
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2 years
Someone call Shelvin Mack’s people. It’s his time. We are ready
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3 years
My recap 1. Don can still dunk (and he’s playing elite) 2. Rudy/Hassan don’t miss shots and just get double doubles 3. This road trip was big boy shit 4. The wizards are a cute little team Anything else you read is bullshit
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2 years
My only criticism of Ainge, he made us all endure Knicks twitter for months. We are all worse for that
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2 years
THT is the oldest looking 21 year old in history
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3 years
I know this is Jazz twitter, and you all are the smartest basketball minds in the world, but can we agree to take a break today? No Jazz takes good or bad. Just talk about your dogs, or send some classy nudes. I’ll even take rivalry twitter
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Jaden McDaniels is the 2nd youngest player in NBA history to have back to back elimination games with: 20+ PTS 3+ STL & BLK Only Michael Jordan did it at a younger age.
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2 years
Now that Dons return is over and Jazz fans showed the love, what are we gonna fight about tomorrow?
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2 years
New Jazz Unis leaked
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2 years
The Jazz are playing incredibly entertaining basketball. Best story of the NBA thus far. Yet 90% of what I see is Don, Rudy and Timberwoof focused. How long does this last? Will it be out of Y’all’s system after this year? 2 years? Never??
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1 year
God isn’t real. The Mormon church is stealing your money and the Utah Jazz will never win an NBA championship.
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2 years
When mom says we have Quin Snyder at home
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2 years
This Jazz team is relentless. They just continue to come at you with wave after wave of player after player
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2 years
Utah Jazz proud sponsor of the NFL first down line
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Jazz are a Bronny James at 32 away from the perfect draft
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2 years
The worlds greatest video
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6 months
Feel gratitude bursting from my chest. Thank you everyone and I love you all
@DJHoneyPawz
its me. honeypaws.
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I actually can’t believe my life is real. I am so grateful for all of you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Unexpected swag
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Jazz tanking a year late
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2 years
Same
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“It will be a great summer to get my body right. I’ve been trying to get my body right these last 2 seasons” -James Harden
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2 years
Jazz win #takenote
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3 years
ESPN is the hot girl in high school. She’s never going to go out with us, and that’s okay. We need to move on.
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3 years
Was hoping it was going to be a surprise, but looks like the cats out of the bag. I’m getting back into the classroom as a teacher. So thrilled to be working at Westminster this spring.
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2 years
If you’re focusing on what part of Utah is most racist and/or Donovan Mitchell liked tweets, you are missing the point, in a major way.
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2 years
Jazz win
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When you ask for a galaxy themed cake, but Ryan Smith designs your cake instead
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1 year
The look on Drays face. Jesus Christ
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Mikey - Observe uplifting things.
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Draymond really wanted that DPOY a few years back…. Frickin coward.
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3 years
I’ve been thinking about this a lot, but honestly fuck the Utah Jazz.
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1 year
So many kids in Utah gonna be named PigPharmer nine months from now
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2 years
10.5 games in it appears as though most of us were massively wrong on the Bogey/KO trade
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Jazz win
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2 years
How the fuck is this jazz team so fucking good!?!?!?!?
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I mean this as a sincere compliment, Utah State basketball fans, ya’ll are head and shoulders above when it comes to shit talking on this app. You guys have a beef with EVERY fanbase/program. Kudos to you
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3 years
I am a truly godawful terrible speller. Having Danuel House and Dwyane Wade involved with the Jazz is my personal hell.
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3 years
We should have known when we saw this “face covering”
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Has the LDS church loosened their stance on gambling? Or was my childhood just much more strict than I thought? Gambling was up there with booze and cigarettes in my house as a kid
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3 years
For the “be happy with a split” crowd. Losing with no Luka is a major miss. This is one of the “breaks” you have to take advantage of in the playoffs. This is a massive missed opportunity. To frame it simply as a split is wildly inaccurate
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1 year
Perhaps one day the NBA will worry as much about players beating the shit out of women as they do about figuring out my exact location in trying to consume their product
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2 years
@WorldWideWob @dkeaton024 If you are referring to Utah it is welcome to heck
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2 years
I didn’t know enough about the new guys to be surprised by them. What has stood out to me is the way JC and Conley have been. Two dudes doing what appears to be so much more than a year ago.
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Having Rudy and Hassan isn’t fair for the rest of the league
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Jazz maximum meltdown offseason: Trade of Giddey Sign Miles Bridges Draft Bronny James
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3 years
Did y’all know that Don and Eric Paschall are friends??
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3 years
We only need 7 more people to tweet “that wasn’t a flagrant 2” before the nba actually reverses the decision and Joe comes back in
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Subway guys
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3 years
Ty Lue and Terance Mann ruined this version of the Jazz. That’s still a wild statement to digest
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2 years
Jazz win
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