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๐Ÿ’ goalie defender & joint dislocator ๐Ÿฆ“ (23 she/her) #ALLCAPS #goavsgo โ˜˜ earth scientist โš˜ ๐˜ˆ๐˜ญ๐˜ญรก๐˜ฉ-๐˜ถ-๐˜ˆ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฉรก โš˜

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Joined February 2020
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brooke ๐Ÿ‰
3 years
Me and my hockey twitter friends when we are vaccinated and can go to a game together
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@thearielpaige @R0WDYD0WDY @highhoffmullah Ben and Jerry for president 2020
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I'm probably going to face hate for this but...this isn't a dirty hit. This is hockey. Bedard is racing for the puck - Smith goes low to hit him shoulder to shoulder, skates don't leave the ice. There's no intention or elbow? maybe we shouldn't be playing an 18 year old kid tho
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@imnotbijou @tierneyirl And I see a lot of AAVE from these ig baddie influencers too!
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@doolatrades @OspreySenpai @badgirIkiki Why did I spit my drink out at this
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3 years
How does one put sex crimes in the same category as Tom Wilson/getting rid of a player wtf
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@lajoy1x Imagine being this lazy and proud of it
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Does anyone know if sheโ€™s okay? He could have killed her slamming her temple/head into the ground like that. Thatโ€™s attempted murder.
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This is a black teenage girl at liberty high school in Osceola county being slammed into the concrete by a grown ass white male police officer. YOU CAN NOT REFORM THIS! WE SAID ABOLISH THE POLICE, AND WE MEANT IT! FUCK 12
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@stmblinthru @huffpuffshelb I thought this was actually real for about 5 seconds I fucking hate myself
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@YunisD @rleeiaa @SpookyAnarchist Iโ€™m white but it seems many Americans donโ€™t know that this country was based on the horrible genocide of native Americans, you know, the thing where colonizers killed 90% of Natives
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3 years
Jimmy Fallon just called the capitals penalty box from last night a โ€œwhite guy vending machineโ€ Iโ€™m whEEZING
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Caps and Pens we know we know
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@jpmusic42 @brothersamirr @bekahburton @BrendanDaGawd He has 0 followers so he has the right to be sad I guess
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@Mixadedass @gilligansislan_ @itskeyon How about we as women lift each of other up instead of comparing!
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3 years
I made something
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This is hilarious. Rags fans will defend Rempe concussing 4 players and raising his elbows to hit, but when Fox skates into Jensen it's attempted murder by Jensen ๐Ÿ˜ญ you can't make this shit up he sold it and is skating perfectly now !!!
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brooke ๐Ÿ‰
1 year
The comments passed the vibe check from ALL fans ๐Ÿฅน
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@iamtamesha @beatbitch666 @lajoy1x I call it i would like to see my children to be able to see the sand and water, not washed up plastics and dead turtles
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@BronxBornBarb @ItaloMcEvoy @jxaniya @duhhmimii @tmcmvrie And then you have to face the whole ass day knowing you probably wonโ€™t have that great of a dream ever again
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4 years
@adorecanyons @adorinangel I tried it one, ONE time years ago and my ends still have not recovered. And everytime I see a wet dog I get shivers
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Your honor, respectfully, BOTH of my goalies are smiling and everything is right
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@radddreamer @Ioversdiscourse @_lucas_orlando @lasagnabby She also told an actor with severe OCD that he should be glad he has it cause itโ€™s โ€œquirkyโ€ (on a life television show)
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@fushigi_nisia @Kennie_bea @hbg_honey I wonโ€™t be happy till she has to delete her account
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3 years
I would use my own children as a shield to protect Backstrom imo
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brooke ๐Ÿ‰
4 years
@ervyjgaming @SaulGucci @GottaBernNow @cspan And of course her name is f*cking Debbie
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@SplicedMind @HollieeB99 @nataleebfitness Man, itโ€™s always the insecure no profile picture of themselves males with small dicks thinking their opinion matters.
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brooke ๐Ÿ‰
3 years
People who say they want Tom Wilson banned from the NHL because of player safety but then go on to say they want to see Reaves concuss Tom, makes you think they never really cared about player safety in the first place ๐Ÿ˜
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@BIGMAC_24 @amyweis18 are you blind...like I get the tan is extra but thatโ€™s literally it
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@rachael_sv @bIondiewasabi when I tell you I spit my fucking drink I-
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@avsinseider They sent Cale back in twice with concussions too, there honestly needs to be an investigation at this point.
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@ohlookitsluis @icutyolawnduhh It doesnโ€™t just suck. Itโ€™s inhumane and robbery
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3 years
I think the caps/rangers game tomorrow should be no players but just the goalies talking to each other about how much their teammates piss them off
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โ€œWe condone horrifying acts of violenceโ€ please tell that to your player that just cross checked Mantha in the face/head with his stick
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brooke ๐Ÿ‰
3 years
where are the Boston fans that keep saying he cleaned up his act?? They are awfully silent.
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@Gini__inaBottle @anti_snowflake_ @S0MEMIGHTSAY You woke up and chose violence I see
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The thing that pisses me off the most about the Tom Wilson situation is people saying โ€œCarlo had to go to the hospitalโ€ or โ€œinjuryโ€. If we are basing suspensions off injuries, what about Oshieโ€™s dislocated shoulder and broken collarbone in 2019? Or Ellerโ€™s concussion 2021?
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2 years
@gmoney031572 @TSNHockey @rwesthead Read the story, it explains it better. It sucks because justice should be defendants facing the consequences and punishments of their actions, but as said in her statement, the intimidation and threat presence is huge. Settling can at least pay for medical/emotional bills.
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Another day another "pens/flyers/wings deserve to be in caps spot" timeline
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@BR_OpenIce McDavid is in the paint first and already skating in Silov's direction. I think this one is way more clear ๐Ÿ’€
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@NoLimitZak @OhhGeneaaa_ Why do guys never know when to shut the fuck up tho
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2 years
Iโ€™ll take โ€œthis you?โ€ for $200 Alex
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If you think what Marchand did is worth 10+ games you are absolutely soft
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THE SNL WEEKEND UPDATE JOKE SWAP WAS ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED HOLY SHITTTTT
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brooke ๐Ÿ‰
1 year
On my way to Vegas to make drinks for Bobrovsky and help him plot revenge on his team
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@gaudreauohno @NBordzy Heโ€™s just mad cause us women understand sports more than him ๐Ÿฅฐ
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@paolaa_nicoleee @em0fairyyy noOO NOT SHREK OH GOD
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@Brohamulet @notthatbcagain We caught twitter omg
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@silverrulz17 @NYDailyNews Heโ€™s charged as an adult, and considering the crime, heโ€™s a danger to society and needs to be shown for the monster he is
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Have we seen Holtby and Logan Thompson in a room together let's be fr
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the capitals just dropping this on their instagram without any warning
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@nathanfielderbc @Capitals Yet youโ€™re on the caps page
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@SplicedMind @HollieeB99 @nataleebfitness You literally just fatshamed (a girl who actually looks pretty small as well) and youโ€™re mad I talked about youโ€™re dick? Iโ€™m just saying your insecurity comes from somewhere and I have my guesses ๐Ÿ˜—
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@SebellaAnne So the genetic lottery decided to pop off yes
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@jts @Johnatron4000 Apparently he went twice
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@JaimyFord @wing_patriot NOT A DANCE MOMS GIF-
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@nickiphobic @lanasmysoulmate Okay but nicki is dating a sex offender and said rape is okay so
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@johnnygnecco @vulnicuravirgo Whatโ€™s the cultural appropriation? Iโ€™m generally curious and want to know, not trying to start anything !
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@CodyTSanders @clouttrout420 @ZEEMZILLA @dani_miyerah98 @eSwanK_9 Because a person actually wants to get a future career they want and not a minimum wage job ยฟ You have to have college to get most jobs and a successful future moron, but the system makes it so people stay in debt from this bs.
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These were my favorite reactions. Rihanna is inherently shocked, Harry Styles is fading out and trying to concentrate more on his gum flavor, Niall is the twin of Rihanna's expression, Louis is uncomfortable but polite, Zayn is trying not to laugh or cry, and Liam is stupefied
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So wait,,,Wilson punched the rangers head into the ice and it was very, very bad. But Rask can punch Hathaway in the head, into the ice, repeatedly? You gotta recognize hypocrisy people.
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@P4RKLlFE @Lloverosebud @moneymack52 @BearBryant9 @baileynwil @NYDailyNews He stabbed a girl in the heart, for her phone. He deserves to rot in jail. 14 knows better.
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Strome sitting in the penalty box awkwardly as wilson and middleton argue. He just wants to go back to whoville
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@julianisntgay @derniedanders @dreadgiraffe210 @aneyon @Jdekeratry @TexasTribune If simp means a man who thinks women have control over their own bodies then every male needs to be a simp
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brooke ๐Ÿ‰
4 years
I GOT THE JOB AS A PHARMACY TECHNICIAN AT CVS WITH COVID HERO PAY OMG
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@Mildchip America is disgusting
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@CoachMcElGainz @VandyFootball @SarahFuller_27 @VandySoccer @VanderbiltU Yes because sheโ€™s a PLAYER. Stop seeing her as a frail lady.
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@SplicedMind @HollieeB99 @nataleebfitness Lmao dude, Iโ€™m sorry that youโ€™ve been rejected by a woman but I think Twitter is not the place to work on your insecurity. Best of luck hun ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป
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3 years
Every time I go into this damn app
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4 years
@k_illua This is so sweet though idk why
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@HOTGIRLAZULA @jinseiwastep As someone who is pasty white I can confirm this
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@kubasuhmukamu @legallyamina @wlwartt @halsey Marriage doesnโ€™t mean โ€œgood life for childโ€ look how many married couples have fucked up their children
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@thatsachonky @grandpa Okay Iโ€™m glad Iโ€™m not the only one who thought that
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@OfficialAndyD_ @stfucrystxl_ What if you had both,,,my skin would be clear, depression gone, bank account incredible
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Yeah I'm sorry but Zadorov tucking Kane into the oilers bench has got to be a highlight reel for these playoffs
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@tazseeVEVO Mine tend to be sexual/sexual violence and I feel so ashamed :( Like itโ€™s not who I am and itโ€™s so hard to get it out of my mind cause itโ€™s horrible. I feel like I need to be locked up at times
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brooke ๐Ÿ‰
3 years
The fact that Ovechkin plays hockey with a dick piercing should make the entire American Military scared of him
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@bannanahshu @vonzion I believe in God but I liked this so fast Iโ€™m-
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Instead of sharing the video over and over again, letโ€™s mention how Tavares held his thumb up while being stretchered off. That hit is so awful, but he was currently conscious and knew what was happening (going to be checked out). Thatโ€™s good.
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(This is incredibly summarized and I've honestly probably missed other incidences.) For people who think others are "snowflakes" or sensitive for not wanting patrick k*ne on their team;
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@laneybvg @KATlEBB And I say an amen to that
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This comment under the caps post about getting Vitek back has completely sent me to a different planet-
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Watching hockey players throw their hair back dramatically, even though I know Holtby is the God who created it
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brooke ๐Ÿ‰
3 years
Imagine you visit America for the first time, you visit a hockey game for some fun and this happens
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CATFISH ALERT
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Second overtime? Oh reminds me of when-
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hey yall yesterday I did the thing : ) they call it bachelor's in environmental science but I call it certified tree hugger
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@gregnog4073 I would hope Sammy did not flop like that
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brooke ๐Ÿ‰
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Hockey twitter coming together to collectively trash Binnington is so sexy though
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brooke ๐Ÿ‰
4 years
@alissialatrece @AYOArielleGrace @amanihafz My ex called me bitch all the time and guess where I put him?
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If I were ovechkin Iโ€™d simply tweet โ€œCrosby washed, I am daddyโ€ and log out
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