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tori

@doritenholm

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lil arab

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there is no weapon on the planet more powerful than a cousin

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tori

@doritenholm

6 months

me: Jeremy Allen White:

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6 months

why he got his whole duoussy out

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@doritenholm

11 months

Sophie Turner is currently in the impeccable position of being able to listen to Taylor Swift breakup songs literally written about her ex & I think that’s beautiful

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girls that like to hear men moan are SICK

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1 year

❤️

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1 year

Why do we bash “homewreckers” for breaking up a marriage but we never question if the wife and infant child had bad vibes?

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@doritenholm

1 year

my ovulation horniness has taken me to places I wouldn’t even go with a gun

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@doritenholm

3 months

Challengers made me realise I don’t hate polyamory as a concept I just hate when ugly people do it

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@doritenholm

10 months

me when any of my friends do anything

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@doritenholm

8 years

i love twitter because everyone is real af, instagram is like "look how great my life is" while twitters like "I want to die, here's a meme"

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@doritenholm

1 year

a year into our relationship we were staying at his mum’s place and I started making the bed one morning and he said “babe stop! my mum will do that, she LOVES making the bed for me”

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@doritenholm

11 months

I let him hit because he sent me a photo of two baby animals and said “us”

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@doritenholm

4 months

how it feels when your intuition is right and you’re not actually insane

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@doritenholm

2 months

always

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2 months

What are the load-bearing posts of our time? Obviously 'facing god and walking backwards into hell' and 'miette' are up there. Does Ed Balls still count? PS if you can parse this you should probably log off

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@doritenholm

11 months

I really feel for Sophie Turner at this time because I went from dating a 6’6 normal man to a 5’9 one and he was like the Bin Laden of emotional terrorism

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@doritenholm

9 months

we’re at the opera

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@doritenholm

1 year

Fear is the mind-killer

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@doritenholm

7 months

This is still my favourite photo of her

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@doritenholm

7 years

look at this roo petting a doggo

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@doritenholm

8 months

I’ll do it for free because I’m a huge bitch

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@leonardcowalski

5 years

Venmo me $5 and I'll comment "weird looking" on one of your exes selfies

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@doritenholm

2 months

@mathaiaus I am hoping she thought it was Edinburg in Texas which is like 5hrs away from Houston 😭

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@doritenholm

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@powcampsurvivor I’m so jealous I wish I could have milk and cookie

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@doritenholm

9 months

Me logging onto twitter

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@doritenholm

3 months

Grow up

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@brunolcferreira

3 months

currently rewatching “sex and the city” and steve was probably the best boyfriend/husband out of the main four characters relationships.

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@doritenholm

11 months

to be fair all the finance guys I’ve been on dates with taught me a lot about how to manage my money and it’s objectively better than sitting with a grown man who wants to talk about video games 😭

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@TikTokInvestors

11 months

finance rizz god

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@doritenholm

11 months

If I was a Nepo Baby I wouldn’t have a job. my life would just be Lymes Disease and wear Juicy Couture tracksuits to Starbucks every day!

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@doritenholm

1 year

@coleplante the baby’s vibes were off like … he was right for that

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@doritenholm

8 years

thinkin bout that woman from turkey who beheaded her rapist then kicked his head into the village square like a fitbaw, hope she's doin well

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@doritenholm

1 year

him: are you stupid??????? me:

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@doritenholm

1 year

avi 🐀🔆

@ratbitebaby

1 year

misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?

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@doritenholm

7 months

always

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7 months

Search “this tweet has been deleted” in your camera roll and post your favorite

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@doritenholm

1 year

every day I remember he exists and I feel so grateful to live in a world where he’s taken care of 🥺🥺🥺

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@doritenholm

11 months

In my opinion Mr Perfectly Fine is one of the greatest breakup songs in her catalog so to listen to it and know it was written about your ex must be EUPHORIC

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@doritenholm

10 months

I tried the black garlic mayo and received prophetic visions from who I can only assume to be either God or the Devil

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@doritenholm

10 months

this is heinous but I’m intrigued

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@doritenholm

1 year

This couple did a breed reveal for their rescue dog in the style of a gender reveal and I’m so obsessed

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@doritenholm

1 year

Changed my body from the way God made it, It reflects my altered mind.

𝖦𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 ⏳

@Grimezsz

1 year

Changed my body from the way God made it, It reflects my altered mind.

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@doritenholm

7 years

Me too bitch you're not special

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@doritenholm

11 months

@moonbutt_sonata longevity queen!!!

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@doritenholm

11 months

No shade to shorter men but I’ve spent too much money on high heels to put up with a napoleon complex!!!!!!!

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@doritenholm

6 years

@ArianaGrande ║\ ║▒\ ║▒▒\ ║░▒║ ║░▒║with ║░▒║this ║░▒║sword ║░▒║I ║░▒║protect ║░▒║Ariana Grande ║░▒║ ▓▓▓▓ [█▓] [█▓] [█▓] [█▓]

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@doritenholm

1 year

For context I was on birth control for 4 years and now I’m off it and I am going hormonally insane

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@doritenholm

1 year

it’s my PTO day and I’ll go to bed at 5:30pm if I want to !

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@doritenholm

2 months

“listen to your body” but what if my body is telling me to drink a bottle of wine and start cyberbullying people, it’s gonna be a no from me dawg

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@doritenholm

1 year

not to be a killjoy but i don’t think that multiple people slowly suffocating to death at the bottom of the ocean in a tiny cramped sub and aware they will die down there is funny, it’s really horrifying 😭

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@doritenholm

7 years

"so what music are you into?"

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@doritenholm

8 months

I’ve never gotten this emotional over an article before

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@doritenholm

1 year

this was the worst month of my adult life and I’m still traumatised from being completely alone thru it but u can’t say I didn’t serve cunt here …

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@doritenholm

1 year

BREAKING: beautiful woman bravely fights seasonal allergies

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1 year

@mambodickno5 he is now my ex!

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@doritenholm

4 years

Me with my depression and anxiety during self-isolation

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@doritenholm

11 months

@GarrettPetersen I’m not American I’m from Europe and also … okay

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@doritenholm

10 months

this must be how Sydney Sweeney feels every day and for that she has my utmost respect

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@doritenholm

4 years

thinking about the Martin Shkreli trial transcripts again

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@doritenholm

6 months

please tell me someone else sees it

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@doritenholm

1 month

@saintaemond one murdered by his step-grandma, one faked his death and the other one is his great uncle, Westerosi therapists would have a field day with that boy

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@doritenholm

1 year

don’t want to

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1 year

A 24-year-old sculpted this. What's your excuse?

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@doritenholm

5 years

For sale, Thing Feet, never worn 😥

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@doritenholm

6 months

@dumbandfunn Aiden forever!!!!!!!

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@doritenholm

6 years

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3 months

@hollowearthterf maybe because a lot of men believe sex is something they do to women not share the beauty of it with in the context of love :(

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@doritenholm

1 year

hello it’s me

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@doritenholm

9 months

I think she should go to jail right now

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@palfriendpatine why he looking at me like that …

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3 months

@funkefly “You want to do the dishes. You want to do the dishes soooo bad”

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@doritenholm

8 years

this is the wildest thing I've ever fucking read

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@doritenholm

2 years

They did buccal fat removal on an emoji

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2 years

body dysmorphia has officially reached the emoji community

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@doritenholm

10 months

I got this shirt as a bday gift in 2021 😭

shirts that go hard

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1 year

I gained 20lbs after my accident/not being able to walk for 2.5 months & I think I finally accept my body! 👍

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@doritenholm

4 years

you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

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@doritenholm

4 years

@littlestwayne @Amelia16131613 Me but I’m still gonna blame it on the alcohol if I don’t get the reply I want 💀💀💀

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@slothropsmap I can’t believe you never told me you dated Drake

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my best friend told me the reason things are stressful right now is because we’re transitioning from our Girls HBO era into our SATC era and it was so profound

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you’re doing WHAT

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@doritenholm

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mind blowing that there are women out here so adamant that they’re a Carrie when they’re literally a Steve

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@doritenholm

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yeah

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@nocontextfm1

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You’re a sick man if you’re enjoying Ronaldo crying

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@evornithology he’s cool as fuck

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@doritenholm

1 year

I am in desperate need of a himbo gym rat idiot boyfriend with huge arms and 2 brain cells whos main objective in life is to make me happy please god if you’re reading this make it happen

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@doritenholm

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dating history: - swedish ex football player turned lawyer I lost my virginity to - tech guy who bought me the lirika matoshi strawberry dress before our first date - 6’6 nepo baby who was an angel - russian corporate finance lawyer who i almost married - billionaire

“CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE

@megantheevalium

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dating history: -jewish dermatologist -anesthesiologist who i thought was jewish but turned out not to be -anesthesiologist who i thought was cuban but also wasn’t

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@doritenholm

1 year

okay? and? you look like someone tried to draw Liza Minelli from memory but I’m not writing an article about that

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No, Rachel McAdams, hairy armpits aren't attractive on women!

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@doritenholm

1 year

In my emotional support barbie unitard because my tummy still hurts (bloated)

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@doritenholm

5 years

really miss the pre-social media days when ur relatives would come back from a holiday with a big wallet of photos they’d got developed and you’d all look at them & pass them round the room like a joint

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me when I realise no weapon formed against me shall ever prosper