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@dontaskshanny

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probably the best meme to hit my inbox
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RIP I'm instantly 15 again anytime I hear this song
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i think it's zac but idk what the efron w him
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Is this real? What the fuck is happening
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@Kingmarcus408 the banana running for his life has me crying LMFAO
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β€œI am Mac Miller. I once lived now I am dead, my soul remains here. Enjoy... P.S. I sold this place out 3 times”
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@jackremmington This reminds me of Stannis and Renly when they first met up before the war
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Metro Boomin's letter to bankroll fresh πŸ’”
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How THE FUCK did DJ Khaled find Bryson tiller on the ocean?!????
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My kids wanted to go to a movie today, so I made a movie theater. (I feel like if journalism doesn’t work out I could make it as, like, a crafty dad blogger.)
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@jfitzgibbon @nypost Imagine getting a degree in journalism just so that you can make useless, disgusting clickbait
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i'm sorry ANOTHER sport just started??
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@jadoretemi There is also accountability on our side to deliver this news gently and with respect. Defensive mode comes out when someone feels attacked, so it might also be a good idea for all of us to practice delivering this harsh news to our friends in a way that they can digest it
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@Rollitupk reminds me of lluvy from ANTM
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THIS IS NOT WHAT LINKEDIN IS FOR
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i have nothing to plug so heres my cash app $832shanny
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@prettiestclit They can both be cancelled tbh
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Young me
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i'm sorry the NETFLIX & CHILL grass wall in his literal apartment is egregious
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Gents take notes. Do this at least twice a week. It's all about self care😎
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Tips for Working from Home and Remote Work (THREAD)
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@big_business_ this anchor is so annoying
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@northstardoll yes while also attending 1000 funerals of who they used to be
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I sent my bf $5 and a love message and look at his response
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my friend posted all the people quitting from twitter today πŸ₯²
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@abc13houston I wish there was a communication that hinted that this would be the case over the course of the day instead of: 1) the mayor assuring us yesterday the city would not shut down 2) releasing this news at midnight the day of the order
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Ok so this guide literally covers everything from WiFi to Visas to what kind of plugs to bring!! I highly recommend because you'll save way more than the $9 you spend on the guide.
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Is Bali on your bucket list? Get my Bali travel guide now! Perfect for anyone wanting to go w/o breakin the bank. It includes how to get the cheapest ✈️, where to stay, doing Bali on a BUDGET & more! 🦎 P.s. my trip to Bali was $696 (✈️ + 🏠) 52 pgs, $9
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@donnyfrillz we as a society need a 3 month break where there are none
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Wow if y'all wanna put your timeline in chronological order, stop seeing In Case You Missed It and what people liked- copy and paste these to your mute settings! suggest_recycled_tweet_inline suggest_recycled_tweet
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Thinking about the start of quarantine when Dunny took me on a surprise brunch date to the balcony πŸ₯°
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Shanny is all grown up and getting a masters degree in 6 hours I could cry πŸ₯Ί
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@FOODFESS2 Wtf is going on with the audio
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For anyone else who wants to reduce targeted ads.
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πŸ₯° signed a lease with the love of my life
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@spectatorindex The camera company?
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Lately astrology just seems like a way for a lot of people to have an excuse for their associated negative traits
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What does a robot do after sex? He NUTS and BOLTS 😭😭😭😭
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@rxmchls Tevokon Rotary Cheese Grater Round Mandoline Multi Blade Slicer with Non-slip Suction Base, 3 Blades Vegetable Slicer Food Chopper Nuts Grinder Cheese Shredder With Brush Peeler White
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@jcgloves crying at "WNBA - ends"
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Coronavirus is...not so bad
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What freaks me out about minimum wage being so low is that you have to work so many hours just to get by that you have NO time to think about improving your situation let alone acting on those thoughts
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@painbuiltt yes hello
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@spectatorindex Did they find him in his kitchen with a knife
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How camera lenses change the shape of your face
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I like this a lot
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@StringrB not really lmao. i feel like only good can come of it
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My son is social distancing
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Gonna make a quick thread of actions/free services companies are offering in light of COVID-19:
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Omg I thought this was me for a sec
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SAY CHEESE! πŸ‘„πŸ§€
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Woman arrested in NC with enough fentanyl to kill 1 million people.
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this is one of the best tweets ever, unfortunately.
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"Why is nobody talking about this" is the worst caption ever
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@stevenmnuchin1 @SpeakerPelosi @GOPLeader Dude where is our stimulus!!!!!!!
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People who owe you money always wanna make you feel bad for asking for YOUR money πŸ™„
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LOL
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I GOT THE FUCKIN JOBBBBBBBB
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can y'all please send some good vibes for this interview i have today πŸ₯Ί i really wanna gtfo of where i'm at
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Still can't believe this happened
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"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now"
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Not only is this weird but this poem fucking sucks
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"Soulmates are born Sometimes worlds apart As they grow, in life there’s a magnetic energy that pulls them closer & closer to one another" The Game shares a poem he wrote for Lauren London about her and Nipsey Hussle's love πŸ’Œ
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Im sitting in the airport and I just received this.....
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!!! Gordon Ramsey says this all the time too - don't plate something not meant to be eaten
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I miss when BBL stood for be back later
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there's this guy in my building with like 4 girlfriends and lately he's been making them walk his dog in like rotations 😭
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I am now a Project Manager 😳
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@DianePiette1 Seek help, Diane.
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If it makes poor people rich and rich people less rich via a few pointless stocks I'm into it
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Billionaires playing a dangerous game manipulating the stock market via tweets.
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I'm taking my boyfriend to colorado for his bday this year. We'll be in the Rocky Mountains hiking and relaxing in this air bnbπŸ₯°
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can you imagine paying $45 a month for 12 months to SIT at a TABLE in the club
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Buying/Selling tables on with affirm… perfect for NYE and Birthday… clubs/promoters get with me
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We can disagree and still be friends. that's up 2 u tho
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being sexy is a gateway drug to becoming a real estate agent
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What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod. Any cod. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Remember when Kim walked in the bank, paid off Kanye's $50 million debt, and never spoke of it again?
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THE COLLECTIONS ON MY CREDIT HAVE FINALLY PASSED THE 7 YEAR MARK 😭
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Before and after!!
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I'm sorry but I wish I could've seen Trumps tweets today because they would've been legendary
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This is the only thing my drunk ass could capture last night!! Happy anniversary @BitcoinDunny πŸ₯° cheers to many more
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@tammybadasss please go away LMAO
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Tbt 2017!!! I get my Masters in one week!!! πŸ₯³
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My bf buys me flowers on the last day of every month so I think I'll start a thread so I can remember them all πŸ₯° here's February:
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Women are so good at manipulation it's sick
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At this point Trump isn't giving us a stimulus or free health care or loan forgiveness or rent relief or childcare assistance or a raise on minimum wage or an impartial SC nomination or a vaccine or PTO or a green new deal or data privacy or taxes for the rich or defunding the po
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i went to a bar on washington last night and they checked my bag and i forgot i was just coming from a cooking thing and the bouncer laughed at me πŸ™ƒ
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@Fatt_Stacks "I reply late because I have been getting rich" πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€
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People on your TL who only tweet you when they disagree with you <
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Did they take this picture before or after that decision?
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Houston-area nurse and officer put wedding on pause to help combat COVID-19 outbreak
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This looks so much better than an Apple Watch
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STEAL!! Fossil Smart Watch - Gen 5- only $139, retail $295!!
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Cool home made of shipping containers on McGowen
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My uncle made a video of this sandwich for his cafe's insta and I can't tell if this is oddly satisfying or cringe lol
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Headed to a zoom wedding
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I wore a crop top today to go workout and my mom gave me a copy of the Quran on my way out 😐
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the idea of a "talking stage" was the beginning of the end for modern dating lol
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Kids making you watch their favorite YouTube videos
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THIS RELATIONSHIP SHIT IS FOR THE BIRDS
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idk why i thought a crab was opening the sauce
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10/10 πŸ”₯ #hottiesauce
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I suck at taking pics but Dunny took me on a picnic to the beach for my 26th πŸ™‚
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I kinda just want a refresh of the whole government... and we need to get everyone who's 55+ years old out of there.
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