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Sarcastic GenX. Native/Apsáalooke. Secular Centrist.Rescue pibbles 🐶 Child Advocate, Married. Pride Mom. Ally. Anti-Fascist, ProScience. ProChoice. #PACTAct 🪷

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@divapbitz
Penelope Says…
2 years
Some thoughts on the SCOTUS, overturning Roe v Wade. A 🧵… More than 25 years ago, I was pregnant. Totally fine with the prospect of being a mother despite the insanely physically violent relationship I was in. /
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Who else is old enough to know why I did a double take & then laughed when I saw this?!?! (No way am I trying this) Just me? 🤣🤣🤣
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@ask_aubry I’m just staring at the screen thinking.. surely she’s joking. Right? Right!!!?
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@Storm4Congress @elonmusk Just 1 jab? So.. you were just never in then? because you get pumped full of them in basic.
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@ask_aubry Normalize women not having to justify their personal choices. Especially in regards to having/not having kids. Personally, I don’t think she’s TA. Sounds like they’ve been hassling her for a decade & she’s not having it anymore. 🤷‍♀️
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@eisingerj @joncoopertweets “We must have proper incentives”… to interpret the Constitution correctly. So it’s about how much he can get paid to “correctly interpret” the Constitution for specific people.
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@Storm4Congress @elonmusk “Dumb” would be tanking a career that you volunteered for, knowing you may be given orders that could result in being “un-alive”. Seems like an odd redline to draw. 🤷‍♀️
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@Imposter_Edits “We’re live here so, watch your language “… oops. They recorded themselves trapping in a driver.. with their trucks. WTAF.
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@piper4missouri I notice she doesn’t post the actual receipt showing what was purchased. And instead of doing so, calls people questioning it, “toddlers.” 🤣🤣🤣ma’am, even toddlers can tell whatever you bought wasn’t food. We spend that in a month. (Not 1 trip). 2 adults & a teenager.
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@healthbyjames Really? Why are her legs bent, jumping up & down, if she’s “paralyzed from the legs down?” Why are you spreading known lies? Ridiculous. Disgraceful.
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@ScarlettDear1 @realDonaldTrump Wait, you’re serious?! Judges are loyal to the rule of law. Not to any particular party or politician. Upholding the law is not “turning their back” on the President. It’s literally what they are supposed to do.
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@RpsAgainstTrump This is the correct way to do politics. Country OVER party. Always.
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@HawleyMO If you were actually concerned about lowering gas prices, you’d have voted as such. Stop the fake outrage.
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@ask_aubry Yeah dude, we know. It’s always women at fault. 🙄
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@CalltoActivism Personally, I think he’s doing a good job. The folks I continue to see voting against my interests, my son’s interests & my husband’s interests are all members of the GOP. I never thought in 2022, I’d have less freedoms than my grandmother.
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@VoteRandyFine So, your solution to the gun violence & school shootings, that continue here weekly… is to threaten more violence. Yeah, that seems effective. I mean it’s definitely worked so far, right? 🤦‍♀️
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@Dumfukdetector @PatriotGames2 Oh definitely. There’s even a little man who works inside there, who controls levers that open the chambers on command. “Open chamber 3! I wanna use that 2 year old sperm from that guy I met in Tijuana!” 🤦‍♀️
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@SawyerHackett @Urtoez75_2 This is what they want. They want to force the privatization of schools.
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@TenaciousCee @kaceybanester @aubreyhirsch I got pregnant with my IUD in. I didn’t know that though until I went to the ER with severe abdominal pain. They doctor at the ER reached up my vagina with what looked liked tongs and just ripped the IUD out. Right there. No warning. I miscarried 4 days later.
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@RealLeeBruns This is the type of BS that will get innocent kids, just trying to live their lives, bullied, injured or worse. This has to stop.
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@davidhth @darafaye What a terrible person. Instead of getting the daughter help, she’s so self absorbed that she thinks being suicidal was being emotionally manipulative? She made it all about her & how SHE wanted her daughter’s life to go. Sick.
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@Amy0227 @NickAdamsinUSA Same. I worked at the one in Baltimore. We also had our male managers, cooks, etc escort us to our cars when dudes like that DID come in. Total creeper vibes.
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@kylegriffin1 If ANYONE doubted the legitimacy of SCOTUS before… this past year has FULLY solidified that they’re bought & paid for.
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@SarahHuckabee So… did you sign anything that allows women to have complete freedom over their own medical decisions? Or are you only about freedom when it fits your personal agenda?
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@LostMyDisguise That’s nothing compared to our issues controlling our border with Luxembourg. Completely unmanageable. *shakes fist*
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@kevinwitvliet00 The MAGAs are having a complete internal meltdown amongst themselves. This is wild. They’re all turning on him after he’s used them as scapegoats for years. It’s glorious.
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@laurenboebert You appear to not understand exactly how laws are made. 🤦‍♀️ BTW… who’s Ameirca?
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@dickensgirl Right… because the loss of bodily autonomy will definitely “slip my mind” come voting time. I don’t know any woman who forgets ANY time they’ve been wronged in ANY way.
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@Acyn Wait what? NO income or payroll taxes? At all? So, would corporations have no tax liability any longer? And all taxes would be only goods & services? Yeah… that will fight inflation, boost the economy & help pay the national debt for sure. NOT. 🤦‍♀️
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@BuzzPatterson @SpeakerPelosi Couldn’t be some huge thing was already happening at the Capitol that day.. you know, that thing that happens EVERY election.. the certification of electoral votes.. 🤦‍♀️
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@MollyJongFast I’m pretty sure he’s doing it himself. He probably leaked his own tape. I’m also pretty sure a Conservative leaked the SCOTUS draft. They “care” too much about the leak, than the content.
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@dafw333 @laurenboebert @elonmusk I’ve been having people go off all day on me about.. “well wait til Elon owns Twitter”… I’m like.. “hate to disappoint but it will have zero effect on me. My life doesn’t revolve around social media.” Some folks need a life I guess. 🤣🤣🤣
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@ChampAndMajor2 @OlTired There’s a movie from the 70s called Soylent Green. Soylent Green… was made from people. 😬
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@ksorbs Why are you so concerned with what clothing or gender other people are? You seem to have a bizarre obsession with other people’s personal lives, rather than evaluating the work they’re actually doing. (Or not doing)
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@SimplySonya74 This just happened to my husband’s coworker. He’s already got permanent neck & head damage from an RPG. He went to the ER recently & they told him there’s nothing wrong & acted like he was just trying to get meds. He left & went to Hopkins..bone on bone, bulging disk, & more. 🤦‍♀️
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@MittRomney You know what else is inexcusable? Voting to remove women’s rights.
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@nigbororeds @DavMicRot @elonmusk @Twitter So by him simply existing as a Jew, in your mind, is equal to a person whose idea of free speech, is hate speech. And you somehow don’t see your statement as anti Semitic? 🤦‍♀️ Holy hell this is unreal.
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@TenaciousCee @kaceybanester @aubreyhirsch I was so horrified and in pain at that time that I didn’t even think to report him. I healed 100% though.
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@SimplySonya74 His wife is also a nurse AT that hospital. They contacted the Patient Advocate coordinator to address the complete lack of care.
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@HG_NYC @gscucci I also saw that documentary. There’s so much we’re not taught in school or in general about this country. It really is shameful.
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@laurenboebert Nobody I know from “the left” has issues with firearms. We just don’t feel the need to take Christmas pics with ours. 🤷‍♀️
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@shesbonky That dude previously tweeted that his daughter shouldn’t use tampons or it would “wear out” the vagina. And then something about saving it for marriage. 🙄
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@internezzo @BeschlossDC I would gladly show up for that. I’m only 44, but I can’t imagine what like would be like with our reproductive rights stripped. Women everywhere need to be paying attention & coming together.
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@SusanBostonMama My husband had a similar reaction. He hadn’t seen the movie. “Babe look” Blank stare “Soylent Green is people” Blank stare, then..” wait what is that?” That made it more funny.
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@scparks70 @NYNeoJoey You can’t seriously be wondering if a 10 year old CHILD had “consensual” sex EVER. That is rape. Period. Anyone who actually thinks otherwise is part of the problem.
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@StephenKing Not annoying so much as silly… Pepto Bismol.. “If you’ve got nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach… diarrheaaaaaa…” And the camera zooms in on the 2 folks leaning over someone gleefully singing about diarrhea… It makes me giggle.
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@ksorbs You spend a lot of time talking about little kids & sex toys in the same sentence. Why is that? (It’s not because anything you wrote is actually true, so.. let’s see your browser history)
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@lindyli I’m more shocked how many of the Elon bros don’t seem to know who was President in 2020.
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@RightWingCope Yes, because being a decent Christian means you don’t allow your kids to have friends, support their friends or celebrate a friend’s accomplishments. The horror. 🙄
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@greekoutdoors Definitely. It was set in 2022…. This gives a whole new meaning to “life imitates art” 🤮 🤮🤮
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@joncoopertweets Why the feck are they tax exempt!? Is the NRA a charity now? Oh wait.. they’re a “house of worship”… I forgot.
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@RonFilipkowski The irony here is stunning. (Not remotely surprising though)
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I’ve been seeing a lot of posts saying that by November, all this rage will be gone. I don’t know ANY woman who forgets being pissed about ANYTHING.
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@atrupar Are these supposed to be bad things? Sounds great.
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@ask_aubry Celebrating trauma. On brand for these folks.
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@BBWave2020 @MegLavDC I’m not sure they’re willing to write that amendment yet. That would mean black and brown folks all over the world could be President. They can’t have that.
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@ask_aubry @skohayes Sick. There’s video evidence of him doing it. And all they can do is act like he’s being wrongly accused. This brings to mind that Shiny Happy People documentary. Absolute denial & covering for predators.
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@HeartlandSignal I’ll never understand why these people struggle so hard with just being decent human beings.
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@notcapnamerica Apparently he was emotionally abusing his wife. Then scheduled elective cosmetic chest surgery right before his wife gave birth to twins. Lied about what the surgery was to grift people. And once it all came out, is pretending he’s some victim once again.
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@patdubois This is accurate. I figure Canada looks at us like that one neighbor that the whole neighborhood is talking about. The one that nobody really likes, but tolerates us to make sure our dog doesn’t poop on your lawn. 😞
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@RonFilipkowski @LucasKunceMO So doing 3 tours as a Marine, making it through Yale & being athletic is bad now? Call me crazy but, I prefer the “nerd,” to the fist pumper any day.
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@RonFilipkowski @LiveFromAlaska1 If they’re SO against abortion, why make birth control illegal? Oh right… because it’s not about making abortion or birth control illegal, it’s about exerting control.
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@ask_aubry Another man angry that he faces the consequences of his own behavior. “I openly hate all women, but it’s unfair that they won’t f*ck me” Huh. I Wonder why. It’s a total mystery.
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@fish_tar @shanlonwu This is the correct answer. 😁
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@AndrewRoseNC Self defense? From what? Defending himself from the doorbell ringing? Behind a closed glass door? You do understand there has to be a threat to defend yourself from, right? A kid ringing your doorbell is not a crime & definitely not a threat.
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@shesbonky So… she was hacked… But because of the backlash…she now regrets the vile things she DID say. And also…cancer. Got it.
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@kevinwitvliet00 No. I’ve read a lot of the letters they’ve written to the court talking about how they “realize they were duped.” Um… we told them that for years. Now only after they face jail they feel bad? Sorry… they made a conscious decision to storm the Capitol.
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@RonFilipkowski I’m not shocked… she’s really out here thinking people have to buy new D batteries every time their electric cars use a charge. 🤣 I mean why not, they’re out here banning math books, along with critical thinking.
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@mmpadellan @RudyGiuliani Right!? I’m fairly certain Biden hasn’t been sworn in yet. Its always about bending the truth to fit the narrative. 🤦‍♀️
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@meiselasb Nice to see folks like this in Congress. It’s refreshing.
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@KimmyMonte “Jen” in Appleton & the one “blonde girl” deserve props & a raise for dealing with people like this. If this lady is SO consumed with getting that specific scent.. order online or buy several smaller ones, which they had. Stop harassing people over candles. 🤦‍♀️ CANDLES.
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@DabyHq @Storm4Congress @elonmusk Probably. I’m assuming Covid. It’s mind boggling that people have no problem going on deployment to a war zone.. knowing there is a high likelihood of being “unalived”… but nope.. not a shot.. Make that make sense. Especially after the amount of mandated vaccines upon joining.
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@reader2105 @Acyn 100% correct. I had a man try to come over the counter at me that week at BWI because the FAA had grounded almost every flight. He was quickly escorted somewhere.
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@Jim_Jordan Real America doesn’t turn a blind eye on children getting sexually assaulted… so you can sit this one out.
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@SenatorSinema I’ll believe you when you act accordingly. Words are useless if your votes say otherwise.
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@mattgaetz So, the leaker was a conservative huh? Why else would you be walking back your outrage?
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@joncoopertweets No. Racism is not a matter of “opinion”. It’s an actual system of belief that they are in some way superior based on skin color. I won’t tolerate that in my life.
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@elonmusk Are you able to show where any of those suspended actually posted your real time location, address, etc? Or was this about the jet thing? I can’t find any “real time” location posts.
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@JoJoFromJerz I’m sorry Jo. That’s a heartbreaking situation. Just in case nobody tells you… you’re awesome, your feelings are valid & its 100% ok to feel them. Did I mention how awesome you are? Sending you all the love. ❤️
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@laurenboebert @elonmusk If he owns Twitter.. he “owns” everyone on here essentially. 🤦‍♀️ Do you even think before you hit send?
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@JTMLX Can you be certain though? 🤣🤣🤣
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@Nicolsonraea 🤣My husband told my MIL one of my Christmas gifts. It happened to be a hand mixer that I specifically asked for. I overheard her say “Are you trying to die.. ?” I hope coffee shop guy makes it to 2023.
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@theliamnissan She was stating her disdain with the “immoral” practice of selling adult items I guess. 🤷‍♀️(At the Young Republicans dinner) Who knew that the Congresswoman who continually cheated on her husband, would try to police morality?!
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@CassyWearsHeels You or Lizzo what? What am I choosing exactly? Lizzo has been an all around awesome, inspiring, down to earth, lovely human. Are you? I’ll take Lizzo. Awesome people rock!
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@DarrenMays11 According to your own logic… a 10 year old girl, who has reached puberty (ie. Began their menstrual cycle), is ok to have sex with… Yet here you are calling people groomers. Seek help. Why are you folks so fixated on children being able to have sex? Disgusting.
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@nameshiv @cashohoney Oh crap. 🤣🤣🤣 Ours dogs do that sometimes. Go on hunger strike thinking they’ll get something “better.” 🙄 I take baby carrots & cut them up then put them in the dry food. Suddenly it’s the best food ever. Crafty buggers.
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@rachel This is mind blowing. “I knew no pop culture”... Oh really? If you want to be bilingual, awesome. If you want to learn EVERY language, amazing. How do you depart actual reality and assume a whole new ethnicity though?
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@JulianPowerVO It’s “Naturally” flavored. 😳
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@SueB11332484 @Acyn The crazier thing is that people DO believe it. It’s complete lunacy.
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@disasterballet @ask_aubry I, too have a large backyard, backing up to forest.. acres and acres of nothing. 😉
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@gnuman1979 We had to put cameras at the end of our driveway. Someone had been damaging our plants/shrubs. I saw one neighbor walk into our yard breaking tree branches off as well. The very “nice” email my husband sent to everyone on the street,(including they were on camera) ended that.
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@mariana057 Caps off the toothpaste, forks, All the coffee filters, caps/lids off ALL beverages (especially carbonated ones), the left shoe of every pair of shoes (except kids), also, before I leave, I’m unscrewing all the lightbulbs. Just to be extra irritating.
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@rheasulzycki @cooltxchick Why would anyone thank people for showing up at their door, trying to indoctrinate their kids? Yeah, nope.
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@oceanrd @MinnesotaJGirl @rob_lowy912 Yet here we are. I bet we watch this crazy crap pass into law. We are watching the destruction of women’s rights in real time. We all better take notice and get these people out of office before we stop having the right to do that too.
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@Pittsburgh1982 @MeghanMcCain Agreed. I always respected John McCain even if I didn’t agree with his voting record. The GOP has fallen so low, I don’t know how they’ll ever come back from this.
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@notlarryhagman @Kissmyazz24 So, would you agree that it’s unreasonable for dudes to be demanding a tradwife if they can’t actually provide that life? 🤔 Because that’s what is happening.
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@kattenbarge Thank you! It blows my mind that people wouldn’t want their own kids to be able to recognize actual grooming behaviors, understand exactly what consent is, & have all the information possible so they can make informed decisions for their own safety & well-being.
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@dutchessprim I read it to my husband with no context.. He started laughing and said, is that from some weird “Good wives guide” in 1950? It’s sad to see people diminishing their own self worth in this world. It’s sickening.
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@rarediseasemom @d_veebee @hotellasvegas_ Don’t. Other people’s bigotry & hatred aren’t your responsibility. I’m sorry this happened to you & your son. I truly hope you were able to have a wonderful day in spite of that. ❤️
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@RepMTG So, you think shooting people for abortion, being trans, or whatever is legitimate, not because what another person is doing threatens your life, but just because you want to!? Did I get this correct!?
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