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Joined October 2016
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they ID’ed the shooter as a cishet white male
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why do autistic boys have massive schlongs is it so they can stim with them
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@ditz_carlton
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gay people when they turn 23:
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Kristen Wiig reveals she didn't know Troye Sivan was a top. "I thought he was South African," she tells reporters.
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rupaul: plane, do you love to slay? plane: yass mama ru rupaul: sapphira, do you think iran will launch a retaliatory attack on israel given the current political climate in the middle east?
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i dont even know what to say
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right………….
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gay bars dont close because straight people overrun them they close because the owner was laundering money and didnt pay his taxes for 17 years 😭
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Evolution of LGBTQ spaces: 1. Queer people make space for themselves 2. Venue gets popular 3. Straight cis women start coming as safe/fun space 4. Str8 cis men show up to hit on women 5. LGBTQ folk get pushed out of space/no longer feel safe 6.LGBTQ stop returning/lose the space
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good evening
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@ditz_carlton
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Vote blue no matter who so your state can be like Massachusetts where we have a Democratic supermajority in the state legislature that *checks notes* does absolutely nothing to stop our governor from letting the eviction moratorium expire
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what do you mean there’s a roommate attendance policy for dinner……..
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i cant stop reading this
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this twink just came in my mouth and he said β€œperiod” right when he finished
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matteo lane
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REPUBLICAN TOO!!!!
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I think about this review of the coffeeshop I used to work at constantly
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these 2022 bereal recaps be like 😭
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@ChipotleTweets no i dont think it is
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should lesbians be able to say f*ggot, should gay men be able to say d*ke
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they would make an infographic about me within 36 hours
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told this boy i’m vers and he goes β€œso a bottom”
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are we still stuck on the trump assassination attempt? house of the dragon is on at 9 like…….
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@mych3micalswift go to your hinge settings > delete account > pick a reason, then it’ll ask if you want to refresh. you’ll thank me later
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when you miss dinner quota for the month
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@dolewhipdaddy they’ll find out who isn’t through their quaker-based process
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I still have never in my life seen a more accurate map of Massachusetts than this
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does anybody else remember charli xcx’s grindr instagram live dj set in april 2020
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@wedgefry a sexless polycule
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i hate covid because like, if i wanted to waste my 20’s i would’ve gotten a master’s degree
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if you are going to ANY pro palestine event you NEED to cover your face. wear a mask or something. zionists are prolific doxxers, been a victim of it myself. conceal anything that could identify you
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@heyhautestuff like what the fuck happens if u skip dinner….u get jumped? like
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pronouns
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chelsea πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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what happens out here?
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girl thats trader joes...they do not carry goya LMAO
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we need an alcohol free queer space for adults with no friends to meet each other
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I’m sorry you have absolutely no right to get mad at someone for declining your request to hang out...in the middle of a pandemic...
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#BREAKING : Lesbian Governor of Massachusetts, Maura Healey, enacts strict β€œdon’t say straight” ban effective June 1st. The executive order enacts criminal penalties for anyone promoting or discussing heterosexuality in Massachusetts during Pride Month.
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@alexjames1917 6/6 actually
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okay everyone relax
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the novel coronavirus
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what was in the air in 2020
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apartment hunting these days be like - 9 months rent upfront - 16 references from prior landlords - food allergy background check - solve 6 riddles in the correct order - provide your better working kidney at time of security deposit - pronoun screening - $20K being goofy fee
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so anyway we just fucked
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good morning
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now sissy that walk
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oh i lost it
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i think we, as a society, should stop asking chappell roan questions
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They’re only admitting this now because the vaccines are widely available. If the CDC confirmed this anytime before now it would mean schools and certain workplaces would need to close.
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The coronavirus spreads through airborne transmission, particularly indoors, and even beyond six feet, the CDC emphasized on Friday. The new guidance is a change from the agency’s previous position that most infections were through β€œclose contact.”
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@connoronline_ the values in question: ableism……they dont want people with recurring health conditions HELLO
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you see me sporting these mind your business
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Anyway, MASSACHUSETTS IS STUPID AS FUCK FOR VOTING DOWN RANKED CHOICE VOTING
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@connoronline_ they’re an ableist cult anyway
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I think Maura Healey should declare war on Milton
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Milton has voted 54% against updating its zoning laws to comply with the MBTA Communities Act. Massachusetts passed a multi-family zoning law, requiring that a "MBTA community" shall have at least one zoning district of reasonable size in which multi-family housing is permitted.
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democrats are so fucking useless
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@imscreamign its so funny
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literally crazy to think about how ireland used to be covered in a temperate rainforest similar to the PNW but the english deforested the entire country to feed themselves and then forced the irish to farm & pay rent to them on their own lands
@Minty_2022
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reminder that Ireland had its ecosystem destroyed centuries ago to serve as the early breadbasket of the British empire and the charming farmland and rolling fields are the lingering scars of colonialism
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i’m uncut
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no one/not a single soul: uncut people: i’m uncut
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thai food had a surprise :)
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I DONT EVEN WANNA HEAR ANOTHER DEMOCRAT COMPLAIN THAT I VOTED 3RD PARTY WHEN THEY VOTED DOWN RANKED CHOICE VOTING!!!!! GUESS ILL KEEP VOTE SPLITTING
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do you think we’re gonna get married be honest
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β€œwhy don’t lesbians have cruising spots” go to a woodworking class…….?
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@marginallymasc the original tweet is a made up issue that’s not happening….when LGBTQ ppl β€œlose a space” it’s overwhelmingly bc of either gentrification or mismanagement 😭 not bc someone wants to bring their hag to the gay bar…….
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seeing someone run to get the brand new iphone is an ick………
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everyone deserves to have food that is both nutritious and actually tastes good. don’t just show up to a food pantry or community fridge and give away your old expired food jesus christ
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joe and kamala any minute now
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train was there as soon as i got to the station
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confronted my therapist after my ex fwb posted a pic with him and now my session has been cancelled and i got billed a $135 fee
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@connoronline_ taking attendance at dinner when you’re roommates and not a family is not community that’s a punishment system but go off 😭😭😭
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comrade costar???????????
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cajun food, soul food, tex-mex, barbecue i could go on…….europeans love to act like the only food that came out of the US is burgers……
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Does America even have any food worthy of this reaction
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literally looked up and said β€œβ€¦..diva”
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i present to you the ultimate gay night out in dorchester…. stop #1 : charged lemonades at panera stop #2 : vodka lemonade at harp + bard stop #3 : tequila sodas at dbar stop #4 : more drinks and a visit to the khole corner at blend stop #5 : MGH emergency room
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fuck it new 2024 ticket πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸŽŸοΈ President: zendaya VP: countess luann delesseps Attorney General: phaedra Sec of Defense: azealia banks Sec of Commerce: robyn dixon Sec of Justice: jenn shah Sec of Housing: karen huger
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i feel like somerville is everything that allston thinks it is
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I honestly hate gay dating standards so much. I don’t have a six pack or jawline. I don’t take showers. I don’t wash my legs. I don’t ask questions on a date. I don’t eat any fiber. I don’t drink water. I don’t do the dishes. I do harass my coworkers. I do get in fights at CVS.
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WHAT IS GOING ON AT THE MCDONALDS AT HARVARD AVE AND COMM AVE AND WHAT YOU CAN DO TO HELP: A THREAD ✨
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@MikeBorses you people?!
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its the 1 year anniversary of jaboukie changing his twitter name to FBI and tweeting β€œjust because we killed MLK doesnt mean we dont miss him too :/β€œ
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receiving a slack message
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the new grindr tap sound
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this video is insane like oh my god just be normal and respect peoples boundaries???
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#BREAKING : CDC issues new guidance for fully vaccinated individuals.
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LIBERATE MASSACHUSETTS RESIDENTS FROM THE SPORTS BETTING ADS
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everybody saying this would work on them…..
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ptown tomorrow!
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i don’t ever wanna hear someone call israel a beacon of lgbt rights after this dogshit
@Israel
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"I'm not antisemitic, I'm racist fluid." - random @Columbia student Watch @Eretz_Nehederet 's latest take on what's happening on some college campuses.
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the gender bank called and actually you do owe them androgyny
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this invoked a trauma response
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like lets talk about the real issue…..straight people saying either one……
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@MiguelAMiggs a lot actually
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this map will never not be funny because the entirety of massachusetts is green 😭😭😭
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I JOINED MY FAMILY ZOOM AND MY ZOOM NAME WAS TREVOR’S GORILLA GRIP BUSSY FUUUUUUUUUUCK SKEKFKEKKXKSJDJDNHXHD
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Just voted for Ed Markey and Jordan Meehan 😌
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the immediate turn off when someone asks for my snap
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and y’all wondered why Azealia Banks called him Apartheid Clyde
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βœ… survived the massachusetts 911 outage
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this isn't funny and she isn't crazy. she is a victim of abuse & public derision
@PopCrave
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Amanda Bynes has been placed on a psychiatric hold after she was found roaming the streets naked and alone, TMZ reports.
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