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For he did not know, that beyond the lake he called home, There lied a deeper, and darker ocean green. Where waves are both wilder and more serene.

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@discodivekick
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19 days
can't be the only one noticing people with large followings are suddenly very interested in yakuza, a game series that by all accounts they have not played, to spew bile about a show they likely do not care about in service of complaining about an article they have not read
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>“We wanted to do our own version.”
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3 months
all the dudes who asked to be midori's boyfriend over discord rn
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@discodivekick
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7 months
I know there's a joke about Persona twitter being bad but you guys should spend a day on Persona Instagram
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5 months
I mean like yeah fuck it man why not
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@nishikimaya
maya major
5 months
someone should do this with yakuza 2 and kiwami 2 just to piss a bunch of people off
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2 months
As someone who has a family member who suffers from dementia, this substory made me cry real tears as half-naked old men chucked diaper stuffing from a rooftop and to this day this is the thesis statement as to why I think people should try this series
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RGG Studio | Like a Dragon & Yakuza Series
2 months
A man baby's gotta do what a man baby's gotta do 👶🍼 #LikeaDragonInfiniteWealth
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2 months
cannot take you seriously yoko
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@discodivekick
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2 months
I still find it very funny how much better vengeance's boxart looks like goddamn
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6 months
notice how they use 0 to represent yakuza and revengeance to represent metal gear
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Fretburger
4 months
this is a killer7 obstacle with two protector z smiles on each stair and a spiral smile slowly approaching you
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an angry opossum 🐀
4 months
if mc escher was a landlord
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5 months
Miserable people when an entire game about rehabilitation and redemption has an end message about rehabilitation and redemption that's consistent with his character established in the game beforehand:
@Kyyora
Влади
5 months
@discodivekick "he's such a cool dude" because he forgives someone(for no reason) who betrayed him, wanted to kill a child and was blackmailing his friend + killed hanawa? I think you watch too much anime
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10 months
"You don't fuck with no Tales, no SMT, no nothing?" "Woody, I like RPGs just so long as there's none of that menuing shit." "Oh my God! Uh– what the fuck do you play in your spare time?!" "I like respectable games like Chrono Trigger, KH2 and various other RPGs that–"
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Fretburger
7 months
@getdownnewjeans imo P4 is the worst of the franchise so I'm gonna have to disagree
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Fretburger
3 months
when I heard they were doing a P3 remake with sweeping combat changes, a mostly unchanged story with some additional content for side characters I was like "all this needs is to destroy the atmosphere and make everything green and we'll have a kiwami on our hands". lo and behold,
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people don't tell you to play 1 over k1 because the "combat is better" (it isn't, despite k1's heavily flawed combat) they tell you to play 1 because 1 it doesn't have the arcane dragon style, majima everywhere and lots of oddities that just make k1 a weird remake
@terracottahart
Kikuta | playing IW
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This poor guy had to get trolled bc there is NO way you would get this opinion from a Yakuza fan
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Mind you this is over a 9-year-old girl saying she can use magic to make candy appear in a teacup
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5 months
ah right, my bad, I almost forgot the finishing touch
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13 days
this post makes me realise 2 things 1) neo's dub is still in the upper echelons of all video game dubs ever 2) the name shortening for Fret being the same as Beat is a good misdirect about Fret's real personality as well as a cool retrospective parallel once the mask's off
@BeatBitoLARPer
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i dont think mihoyo realizes how awful it sounds when characters speak in practically formal english constantly then just randomly have aave thrown in for the hell of it compared to writing characters entirely based around talking like that and it sounding more natural
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4 months
@KAKY0INORIAKI phantom blood haters when they have to watch 9 perfectly paced episodes of the coolest shit ever:
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Fretburger
19 days
this isn't me saying this is a coordinated attack against the series or anything lol but I think it's very easy to generate clicks and impressions over nonsense complaints like this which sucks when it's a series you know next to nothing about
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4 months
fuck these are all good time to sign this one
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@didyaknowtensei
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Glorious African doimons
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1 year
love how a good majority of this back-and-forth is like "There's no way Kinzo would ever do that!" followed by Kinzo dropping in to say "well I would actually because I am INSANE and a FREAK"
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1 month
this is how twewy fans act every interview a twewy staff member gives for their non-twewy projects
He's so brainrotted he cannot be saved...
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6 months
you look like a forgettable boss in a yakuza game that gets added to the wiki 3 months after launch
@MoistCr1TiKaL
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6 months
Last night we went out in goth/cyberpunk attire and my fit was diabolical
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Unflinching earnestness and unflinching comedy aren't two things that should work, but they do. People joke about the fable-like moralising at the end of many substories, even the humourous ones, but that's the secret sauce. Yakuza treats even its gag characters as genuine people
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7 months
@getdownnewjeans I don't think it's bad by any means I think it's just a good game with some really questionable writing decisions at points and a dungeon system worse than Tartarus, absolutely fine if you love it though I get I'm in the minority here and I still like the game, just don't love it
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Fretburger
9 months
why does he pose like dream during his face reveal at the end
@TechnicalFNaF
Technical FNaF
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the unused Plushtrap animation mentioned in this post; (source: @/orton_long)
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Fretburger
5 months
@esotericfate1 this post would be enhanced if you put "babies and toddlers" under smt 2 with zero context at all
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1 year
@JUNlPER hey you guys get back behind the barrier
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Fretburger
19 days
do I have much confidence in a yakuza tv series with a 6 episode run??? nah. would it be nice if the people I saw losing their shit about this actually bothered reading the article and looking at what the general crew + credited collaborators say?? uh yeah I think so
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1 year
@R3dGoner arcsys could announce tomorrow they're going from a game studio to a small-town bakery based out of osaka selling pierogis and these guys would manage to connect it back to bridget
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Fretburger
8 months
LET IT GO IT'S BEEN TWO FUCKING YEARS
@BoundingComics
Bounding Into Comics
8 months
NEO: The World Ends With You Localization Changes Script To Insert Anti-Capitalism Dialogue Line
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1 year
@DiscussingFilm all this and you find out his crime was something like he shoplifted a tube of toothpaste which caused a bar of soap to fall on the floor which a passerby accidentally kicked onto a wet floor which an old woman then slipped on and died
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2 months
@Dastanovich_ Young man... You seem to have messed with my settings and applied vaseline to the visual cortex. Are you sure you want to continue our journey like this? ...you do? Very well, I shall support you in 720p.
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9 months
@Dastanovich_ Big fan of what we got in the west unironically
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1 year
@ch0colope not even a single like on the original post either this ratio is BRUTAL
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2 months
@esotericfate1 there will be people calling this man a communist, but he is advocating for the free market, the opposite of the centrally planned governments Marx envisioned. be warned, he WILL try and sell you the latest maccacoin scam, for this man is likely a libertarian or market socialist
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@shaun_vids zionist hotline called thrice daily by every government official and idf solider
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Fretburger
5 months
realising this wasn't even Kiwami 2 to begin with. I'm not sure if this adds or subtracts to the joke
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1 month
exactly why they're trying to tie him to another oppressed and vulnerable group: gamers
@QuillerKween
Mothley 🗿
1 month
They have nothing on this guy damn He isnt black, gay, trans, etc the media has no group to pin this on
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2 months
@capes_kid if everyone treated me like this I absolutely would've made that speech from the canon of creation, slicked-back hair at the end and all
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Fretburger
11 months
Reviews for Marvel's Spider-Man 2 are swinging in! IGN - 3/10 Destructoid - 2/10 GameSpot - 2.5/10 God is a Geek- 1/10 Nintendo Life - 6/10 RPG Site - 6/10 Screen Rant - 4/10 Game Informer- 5/10 VGC - 2/5 VGC247 - 1.5/5 Eurogamer - 2.5/5
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5 months
this greentext smacks of disdain for Ichi's personality but actually ends up as an explanation for why he's such a cool dude
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Fretburger
10 months
I like how a somewhat common refutation of "76% of the UK wants a ceasefire in Gaza" is to say "76% of the UK can't find Gaza on a map" as if geographical knowledge is a pre-requisite for being against the unjust mass slaughter of Palestinians
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@Kumokummy you can really tell Instagram is a subsidiary of Facebook when you look at their posts for franchises like Persona and Yakuza, it's like I fell off a cliff back into 2017
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me calling out to my distracted caveman friend as the tunnel collapses around us
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@Timcast
Tim Pool
9 months
GROK LETS GO #MAGA2024
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@The9Maes had to use shinseicho for maximum discourse points
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Ichiban I don't wanna scare you but there's a mid bitch to your right
@jengkayart
JengKay 🎀
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at the mall rn i almost screamed
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Love how I can post these four pictures in this specific order and everyone on KIWAMI Twitter will immediately get it
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@jtimsuggs
jacob.
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Love how I can post these four pictures in this specific order and everyone on Star Wars Twitter will immediately get it
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10 months
@Dastanovich_ @Avito502 Dawg. I actually fucking like Tang here as Ichi I finally see the vision and just as my sight is clearing YongYea comes in to cloud it over again
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also Yakuza 1 has the SAUCE but kiwami 1 is like genuinely sauceless. less sauce than K2 even with that classic greening K2 does with kamurocho. lack of sauce ain't a 0 issue either since 0 may be up there as one of the sauciest yakuza games, it's just a kiwami thing
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me watching people tweet out "modern atlus is back" following vengeance when I've thought their only misfire in ages was base v
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8 months
this is something the annoying dude in your class who thinks he's your friend would show you and you have to stand there and awkwardly laugh like "ha, that's great man, really funny" while you look for a way to avoid any further conversation
@GdSuprian
𝘚𝘶𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘎𝘋🌟
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10 months
we gotta get this man yongyea a new agent that exclusively finds him roles like pucci
@2005Dojima
Judgement Kazzy 1988
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Omg it sounds horrible 💔
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@whatlumi Her dialogue swings rapidly between interesting implications of something more beneath all this and her just dumping emobabble, it's great
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these posers wanna be kiwami so fucking bad
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gay people seeing the color green in public
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1 year
You're a fucking what now.
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@getdownnewjeans P2:EP > P3 > P2:IS = P5R specifically > P5 > P1 > P4, P1 and P4 are kind of equal on a good day but I generally prefer P1 because I feel like it has good consistency in its writing even if it lacks some of the peaks P4 has because P4 also has some lows I dislike
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1 year
You know Fujimoto isn't a sexual predator cause Oda hasn't come out publicly to say they're friends
@BasedSengar
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When Fujimoto finally gets exposed as a sexual predator that he is
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ntwewy discussion for like a year after launch was so funny NAGI: I thought I understood you and I presumed wrong. I will change my biases and grow as a person. FRET: That's really cool of you GUY WHO GAINED SENTIENCE THROUGH A PERSONA 5 VIDEO ESSAY: wow where the fuck is her arc
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I've been saying we need a YouTuber to make an eight hour video essay on this game that gets several things wrong, only explains the story at a surface-level, doesn't analyse jack shit and racks up like 4.3 million views Only then will it become a legitimate cult classic
@TAHK0
TAHK0 ☕️
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we as a society moved on from neo the world ends with you too soon
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@esotericfate1 one miman mentioned the world folding in on itself and up being down, why would they do this
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unlike other mecha shows, this one is all about the characters
I swear this video was engineered in a lab to piss me off. Managed to hit all the cliched talking points within the first minute
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@Grimdogx No?? I never said it was lol
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Fretburger
18 days
my point wasn't the series is niche or whatever it's that people who have never bothered much with it are being weird about the approach taken by the show's cast (not the entire staff) based on a wonky clickbait headline, come on man
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10 months
also covering my ass here and saying that I do not think KH2 and Chrono Trigger are bad but they are pretty "vanilla" even if I hate that term
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Fretburger
4 months
personally I think it's overrated and the guinness kiwamis that came after certainly didn't help lol
@PintsO_Guinness
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Thoughts on Guinness Zero?
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7 months
back on twitter to tell you all something came early lol
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@KazimirVTuber it's a tragedy I'm a position where I'm not all too jazzed about the idea of an adaption and the very small amount I've seen hasn't really given me much faith but I gotta defend it anyway from genuinely stupid mischaracterisation from people who can't click through to an article
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7 months
@Newwaveplusplus Yeah imo this is one of the more insane takes to me especially considering EP pretty much matched P3 in sales, not even mentioning the BoS game on Xbox/PS2 is usually what is considered as the Interplay-era killer so they're wrong on both counts
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@SkyRaiderG7 Might be one of the funniest scenes in Atlus history. This shit had me rolling like why is it directed so self-seriously did they even see what was on the screen and hear what he was saying, I think because it's like this I love it so much
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10 months
@shaun_vids we forgot
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3 months
Yakuza 2 booklet is incredibly funny man jin goda is on *our* side
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10 months
fuck you beefing with toddlers for
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@megantheevalium
“CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE
10 months
btw i can tell when your toddler is performatively coughing when you walk past me on the sidewalk as i’m smoking a cig
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with the overall quite recent forgiveness of Yakuza 5 and realising that owing to its heart-wrenchingly sincere melodrama it's actually s-tier despite its faults do I have to give this one a decade before everyone sees what I do orrrr
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Fretburger
1 year
@seacatgirls powerscalers when they have to focus on concepts such as "character development" and "narrative" instead of people just fighting each other really hard
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1 year
"innuendo of same-sex relationships" We're either about to get some queerbaiting or homophobia, call it
An extended description of Persona 5 Tactica with new details "include a character ripping a mask off his face which causes him to bleed" Toshiro awakening? "includes mentions of an adult magazine and innuendo of a same-sex relationships"
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1 year
Nintendo can treat their employees well and still be actively shitty to consumers and also be inherently shitty due to their bottom line no matter what being profit, these three things aren't mutually exclusive
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1 year
the internet would make you believe nintendo is some cartoonishly evil company that’s out to get you, specifically, but it kinda seems like people enjoy working there
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also I find it funny how Beat's happiness being legitimate makes him just a big ray of sunshine but also explains why Nagi likes him, he's legitimately just That Nice and not pretending to be something he's not. Fret is faking it, and therein lies the distinction between the two
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Fretburger
6 months
(pronounced nah-may) for all you gaijins out there
@ScrambledFaz
Faz
6 months
@Rayfun_25028 heard it here first. Demi-Fiend's canon name is NAME FAMILY
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@agentrandum
Agent Random
5 months
A second image has been found in the files for Reynatis' website. The files are referred to as April Fools assets. #NTWEWY
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Fretburger
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@Zael_Myzra nah. Just play what you want lol
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@Dastanovich_ honestly people say this but my issue is that A) just because the movies and p3d did it doesn't mean they have to be beholden to it, they can change something if it looks bad B) they *have* changed the style since P3D and the movies. it's greener
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please show more yumi and make her an actual character this time
@TheGamingPop
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3 months
The new #Yakuza series will explore Kiryu's origin, focussing on him and his childhood friends. It will take place across two timelines in 1995 and 2005. One thing lead actor Ryoma Takeuchi is passionate about is being able to fight with the iconic dragon tattoo being visible.
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9 months
joon-gi han's feels like something legitimately tragic and adds depth to his character in 7 and retroactively with 6 as well as makes asset reuse into something actually pretty fucking novel, kazuki's is mid and kinda dumb but plausible, mirror face is fucking insulting lol
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@W0lverr funniest part about this is you'd think the game is going to war with cultural appropriation but doi actually just discards his worries about it in the end, the game if anything is against the concept but the mere mention of the word sends some people into a psycho rage
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@esotericfate1 loved that part at the end where lucifer was dying and he said to tao "true reincarnation of the goddess... it seems this is my nocturne..."
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10 months
@TheShootyGuy original post was kinda just talking about JRPGs as a whole since that's what Mario RPG is situated in as a genre plus OP's takes on RPGs tend to use that term to exclusively refer to JRPGs
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Fretburger
5 months
I'm laughing so fucking hard right now what gives someone this idea in the first place and why did they execute it. I'm not complaining but why.
@RGGStudio
RGG Studio | Like a Dragon & Yakuza Series
5 months
Nothing says breaking the world like an eclipse. #LikeaDragon
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by 2) I mean the game primes you to think this guy is just like Beat: he's not so sharp, but he's pretty smiley! but also like Beat, he masks some pretty deep and uncomfortable emotions beneath a more easily expressed facet of his personality: for Fret, happiness; for Beat, anger
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Fretburger
1 year
@ErinInTheMorn @ashleyingraves "we need silent majority to do its thing, here is literally all the contact info for the location with instructions" "hmm there may be a connection between this and the bomb threats they got" "what the fuck. how could you claim this. this is libel." raw genius on display here
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Fretburger
7 months
@KaibaTheEpic went backwards in terms of dungeon and combat design imo, everything else is quite uniquely its own apart from maybe s. link mechanics which didn't even change much in golden aside from party members
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Fretburger
10 months
@Hbomberguy Wayne sure is one to talk about "pseudo-scientific mumbo-jumbo"
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Fretburger
11 months
day of mourning for people who say "platinum should make a game for the _____ series" under every discussion about it
@platinumgames
PlatinumGames Inc.
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@discodivekick
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love how he skips the character stuff but not the aura exposition. this guy is like a powerscaler's wet dream
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@discodivekick
Fretburger
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@HamonBeat not exaggerating when I say probably one of my favourite pages of part 9 so far and its just dudes lookin at each other
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@discodivekick
Fretburger
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@capes_kid Nahobino: Uh-oh! Looks like I need to make my way to the government building in order to stop the dastardly qadištu and get my Shin Megami Tensei V: Vengeance! The firing line of eleven mad gassers ready to spray me with their shit:
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@discodivekick
Fretburger
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"they got rid of partners in neo" buddy this whole game is partners. once you see it you can't unsee it
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