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@dick_lean

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🇵🇸 Declin, FMCL, water futures trader📈🏌🏻‍♂️ #UTV

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Joined October 2015
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@dick_lean
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8 months
This is fascism no I will not elaborate
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8 months
@hotgrippz You can’t bait me
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8 months
@fairyinsanity You cooked here
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@dick_lean
Daclan
5 months
How this make u feel white boy?
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8 months
Reading all your replies
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1 month
Hawk eyes tuahlize hawk lies…
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2 years
Avatar: The Way of Oil
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6 months
@HaplessHomo Well memed my friend… have your gold. But I raise you one better… Chuck FREAKING Norris
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5 months
@fowlytweets “Diggy diggy hole”
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8 months
@fowlytweets Thanks 👑
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3 months
@dklmarxist Degeneracy is evil unless it’s done by generally upper income white people who lean conservative
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2 months
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@CursedModernism
Cursed Modernist Images
2 months
J.D Vance, raise their taxes by 5,000%
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Daclan
6 months
@moschinodorito You are an adult. Why are you mad at a baby. It’s a baby.
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4 months
Average day in my pathetic chungus life
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2 months
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@dick_lean
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19 days
Goodbye sweet girl. I will miss you forever
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Daclan
1 year
Sweet Fifi in 2018
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8 years
"GOATS BOATS TRAINS AND PLANES YOU NAME IT WE TRADE IT"
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7 years
Me in Storrs: it’s fucking tiny and there’s nobody here Me anywhere else: the cultural hub over Connecticut, without UCONN this state would be nothing. I was born in a packy and baptized by Jonathan the Huskey with the basketball teams singing as a coed choir
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@koestreicher34
Kevin Oestreicher
5 months
What sports moment had you like this?
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Daclan
7 years
UCONN campus finally got its own movie I’m so proud
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Entertainment Weekly
7 years
Say hello to the Bling Dynasty. Get an exclusive first look at the bedazzling film adaptation of #CrazyRichAsians :
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6 years
Damn Daniel
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7 years
*watches Last Jedi once*
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@dick_lean
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6 months
Gunnersaurus: beloved mascot or p**dophile? I will examine connections between the Arsenal legend and the dark world of Epstein, the crown, the great reset, and the occult. Ask yourself, why did they *really* try to freeze him out in 2020? This goes all the way to the top [1/?]
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Daclan
8 months
100k likes…
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@dick_lean
Daclan
8 months
This is fascism no I will not elaborate
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7 years
The same people who flex expensive presents also say if the teacher is over 15 minutes late you can LEGALLY leave
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6 months
Fuck my chungus life
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@dick_lean
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4 months
Turning 23 tonight. Let’s get this fuckin’ party started!
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1 year
Sweet Fifi in 2018
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3 months
Sounds reasonable to me mate
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@dick_lean
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6 months
The truth is scary to some people
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4 months
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@dick_lean
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3 years
This the the East Brook Mall army recruiter
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@dick_lean
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7 months
Lest we forget
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@Curve125
Child of the Coconut Tree 🥥🌴
7 months
They’re doubting you, 46. They think you’re washed, 46. They think they can bully you, 46. They don’t think you have the courage, 46. They’ve forgotten what you can do, 46. Are you ready to show them, 46?
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7 years
So are the S and M in Spider-Man and he also isn't real so
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@DongBussy
Busstin Hoffman
3 months
The best group chat I’m in is something called “Fat Chat” and it’s exactly what you think it is
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6 months
@ChrisVelanti @moschinodorito You are also mildly annoying but I don’t actively dislike you. Same way I don’t actively dislike children for behaviors they can’t control.
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6 months
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@dick_lean
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6 years
Shirt: mustard yellow✅ Vans: checkered✅ Finsta: depressing✅ Horoscope: checked✅ Self awareness: present❌ Okay, time to be quirky
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@dick_lean
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8 years
Okay but why does @owenstaceee look better in a skirt than most of the girls at EO
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4 months
I need to get a gorgeous mid century modern home then paint it all white and fill it floor to ceiling with this shit
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Justin Whang 🐙
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5 months
Squint to see the truth behind the American dream
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9 months
Quarter pounder with cheese? Nah imma court and pound her with ease🏌🏻‍♂️
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4 months
The mothership has left the slaytion and is going into bratdrive to explore the cuntiverse
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ROB CRAVE
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fuck the ozempic discourse because you can tell by her legs that she's been working out!!!
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8 years
@GidmanMaddie can you just let people enjoy something that makes them happy?
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@dee_of_e
Diabetic of Enlightenment
3 months
it sucks to see such blatantly sanist takes coming out of the woodwork when the president’s rhizomatic (one may even say “queer”) performance, unassimilable to Western colonial logics of “sense” and “rationality,” may in fact open us up to new ways of understanding the Human
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Total cultural victory
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@DiscussingFilm
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Morgan Spurlock has sadly passed away at the age of 53. He was the director behind the Oscar-nominated documentary ‘Super Size Me’
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I’m off two honey packs let’s get active wtm
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5 months
I give up man
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@wigger
Sam Hyde
3 months
You don't know what you're talking about. These people have spent the past DECADE proving that they are irredeemably UGLY inside, and they won't relent until they can make you feel some semblance of the pain and bitterness they feel every day towards God for making them fucked
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6 months
“I love you”
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@dick_lean
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7 years
These pictures smell like unseasoned chicken and getting mad at people for speaking Spanish
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@dick_lean
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5 months
Just messing and doodling around, miss doing this all the time. Used to be my escape. Bart got a big ass head though. My bad Bart. Been a while since I pick up the pen.
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2 months
I’m starting to hate crackers
@kindofsquishy
kelsey gamble
2 months
For my birthday I asked everybody to come prepared with a PowerPoint presentation about any topic they wanted and BY GOD THEY FUCKING DELIVERED. These are just some highlights 🧵 (Pic of mine for tax)
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Daclan
9 months
LIVE🔴: Polish Moon Mission Equivalent Successful
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6 months
Literally shaking
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Noticing
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@dick_lean
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4 years
Remember when different social media platforms had distinct purposes and weren’t a homogenous blob owned by like two assholes?anyways check my Twitter story😌
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@Noahpinion
Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼
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@MattBruenig But the fact that I could believe it was Nathan says something about the current state of affairs
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10 months
You need psychedelics to realize everything and everyone is connected? Hate to break it to you but ur retarded.
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11 months
My best bro turned to a femboy call that mandemoiselle
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2 months
iShowSpeed respect button ⬇️
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2 months
Germans see a child labor camp and start frothing at the mouth
@BarcaTimes
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2 months
🚨🎙️| Hansi Flick: “What I’m seeing in the first training sessions, it’s unbelievable. Thank you to La Masia.” #fcblive
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Long John Silvers drive through worker saw my check engine light and handed my money back
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Can't spell Latin without an L
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8 years
💋💍💛💦😍💖 🙊👄🙊
@__ewuraba
Mymah.
8 years
Spell your crush's name using emojis A😍 B❤ C💕 D😻 E😘 F🌹 G😚 H👑 I💦 J💋 K💘 L💛 M🙊 N👅 O👄 P👀 Q🔥 R💯 S💖 T💎 U💍 V💁 W🌺 X💜 Y👏 Z😋 Don't spoil the fun.😇
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Incredible things are happening in China after business failures
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8 years
I look like the ugliest Jonas brother
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2 months
How listening to bladee n ecco makes me feel
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5 years
Dear God, If I ever get to the point where I ask people to ft on my story, just strike me down where I stand.
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@dick_lean
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6 months
No wonder that mouth breather’s got a last gasp goal
@ChelseaFC
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OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!! GOOOOO000AAAAAALLLLLLLLL 🔵 4-3 🔴 [90+11] #CFC | #CheMun
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@MigClass
Miguel Class
4 months
What being next a sumo wrestler does to a girl
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7 months
Bladee just called me. He said we need to link build and prosper all 2024. genuinely shaking rn
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8 years
Why did morning announcements have to do this to me 😭😭
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4 years
Never had a good relationship with an English teacher and that’s how I knew I was straight
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5 months
Date Night
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8 years
???!??!?!?!
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8 years
The name's Paul Ryan P- Papa A- U- L- R- Roach's Y- A- N- Biggest fan
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4 months
Asking for directions and immediately being pepper sprayed
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8 years
@EOSmithHS please stop teasing us and cancel
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This has to stop
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7 months
@hpmcd1 You write for a fake publication with less followers than me and only gain any traction when you say something stupid. You are the meme.
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6 months
Freaktrap 👅
@Rainmaker1973
Massimo
6 months
Mouse trap: the stick version [📹 science_engineering_new]
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Fuck my chungus life
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6 months
No print #auraless
@TateNews_
Tate News
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I don’t sleep with vaccinated women.
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