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@Bier_Automata @hannahgais Pretty wild that Gina Carano had a non-speaking role in Red Alert 3 and somehow found a lower tier of acting than that.

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@xgigglypuff Gotta love the immediate pivot to ‘Oh yeah? Well I bet you’re a SLUT’ Like get some original material, dude.

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@WittenbergJason If I ordered spicy food and couldn’t handle it, I’d take it to my grave, not ask for a refund…

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@nileandah We are probably less than a year away from ‘I was hangry’ being a defense for mass-murder.

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@r_mcjim @GoodReddit Some properties have their utilities under lock and key that only the landlord can access. But if that’s NOT the case you’re absolutely right!

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@CaelanConrad @AriDrennen ‘This event didn’t happen, but what if it did? It makes you think!’

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@bambooney If I kept stumbling across CP on Twitter, I simply wouldn’t use this site.

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@voxdotcom Wow, they sound pretty important, should probably give them what they're asking for then!

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@SaeedDiCaprio Yeah, I'm not too worried.

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@HocusPotusO @DefenceU Are your parents siblings by any chance?

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@extrafabulous This is like 85% of 90's stand-up.

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@50FirstTates "I'm not crazy about that backsplash, but the indoor swimming pool is nice!"

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@seaweedanxiety Acquiring fossil fuels has, of course, never resulted in imperialism or colonialism.

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@hannahgais @oneunderscore__ I love that the foreign guys speak English but still get subtitles.

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@rudy_betrayed @moosechildd Ohhh I thought they were talking about the Subaru! People take car brands so seriously.

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@queersocialism @lockedin1232 @LukeLeonetti22 @happilyevanaft Jesus this is embarrassing.

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@abbygov He’s the Guy

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@AriDrennen "If my adopted kids are _____, I will abuse them" is a weird admission to make. Oregon did the right thing.

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@pbgomez_ This definitely falls under the ‘you’re too comfortable online’ umbrella. Can you imagine saying this to a widower in person? I mean, Jesus.

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@Explosm See I know Scott Adams didn't make this because it's actually funny.

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@peep4nts You know, sometimes it’s ok not to post.

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@Sygard_Volsung @IEG0ANGEL What the fuck is your deal you absolute freak

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@AngryBlackLady I truly don't know how you socialize someone who doesn't comprehend that a person RUNNING AWAY FROM THEM means they should leave them alone. Like where do you even start to educate someone like that?

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@JUNlPER He once got multiple prominent Republicans to retweet Lee Harvey Oswald’s military portrait for Veteran’s Day, so he’s alright by me.

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@lindawg_ Anti-homeless architecture is the most dystopian shit ever.

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@kisstheblade_ Unlike Iraq, which was of course awesome and uncontroversial.

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@juansondeluxe @PitViperShades I don’t understand, do you want Pit Viper to be homophobic?

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@libbycwatson What I don’t understand is how any of these individual cases proceed to trial; what judge looks at these cases, where the person can prove they paid properly and returned their car on time, and doesn’t immediately throw it out?

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@mattxiv When Trump finally goes, I'm taking off work just to read the tweets.

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@jbouie It's a bottle of wine, Michael. What could it cost, $850?

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@edburmila The episode where Homer joins a gang and later asks for help from the cops but Wiggum says no because “Those pig noises you made really hurt my feelings...” lives rent free in my head.

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@esjesjesj ‘Trump would be terrible for LGBT people, so I’m voting Harris.’ ‘OH SO YOU LOVE GENOCIDE?’

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@queersocialism @BABucketBucket I think telling voters ‘this is what the opposing party is planning on doing’ is standard operating procedure, and only someone arguing in bad faith would suggest otherwise.

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@bademjanbitch "I love Zelenskyy almost as much as I love wine!"

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@raspy_aspie @river_is_nice And you’re gonna die alone.

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@FlexPasteGroyp @USA_Polling How’s 7th grade going, champ?

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@BenSwan2003 @IGN Sure you can, you just gotta host your sad little mod on a different site.

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@punished_stu @BrotherBeeBop (It’s a joke)

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@mikeryan Honestly I’d only ask him questions about Not Another Teen Movie.

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@ashpokeman @_iamblakeley @EndWokeness Do you think he was forced to do this? Disabled people still have agency, you jackass

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@jbfan911 Oh my god she’s just like me!!!

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@katehalliwell She has the energy of that social studies teacher everyone liked.

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@CaitCamelia Anyone who thinks this is an overreaction needs to ask women about all the times men have behaved in a very threatening manner, because I guarantee they’ll have stories. I have friends who had men following them home when they were barely teenagers, sadly none of this is rare.

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@nonbinarybooty Trying to warn the intern that posted this to not use "rest in power" for a white, imperialist monarch.

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@EGATO_OFFICIAL @bambooney Not gonna lie, that was solid.

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@noxheav3n $25 billion for a sex tape no one would want to watch? Where do I sign?

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@waitmanb Setting aside qualifications to actually teach the subject matter, I work in child protection and anytime you see the words ‘home schooled’ on a case you know you’re in for an absolute horror show.

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@NickJBrumfield Hot Ones is one of the best interview shows there is, Sean Evans is incredible at what he does.

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@kenklippenstein How can you be SO CLOSE to the point and still miss it!?

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@BeckwithArvo My god you guys are really melting down over feeding kids lunch. Get a grip

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@JoeKassabian “These women did, in fact, die for Rhodesia.”

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@ManekaDevin Um actually I have a mental illness that I can do anything that I want at all times.

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@catturd2 @elonmusk @PPathole My god you guys are beyond parody.

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@drmistercody If the Social Network inspired you in the tech or business realms you should be on a watch list.

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@sam_barkes @MrGoodtimes11 @SamuelPGonzales @GoingParabolic What the fuck does ‘pull out of the economy’ mean?

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@latkedelrey @rivkahreyes Goddamn you spelled this out perfectly lol

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@PunishedPablo @StarTribune Yes, as we all know the Holocaust started with Jews getting fired from the Mandalorian.

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@emi_phemera @RottenInDenmark Hit the nail on the head. So many opinion pieces are just the author trying to deal with a personal issue in a weirdly public way, often while trying to absolve themselves of shame. ‘I cheated on my husband and loved it, is this society’s fault?’

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@Howlingmutant0 ‘Why can’t we win elections?’

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@DramaAlert ‘We were wrong and she was right but we’re incapable of admitting it’

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@CerberusXt Asmongold falls into that weird Trump territory of 0 redeeming qualities but also a diehard fan base. Makes no sense.

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@DaunenJ @KatyMontgomerie

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@Zannoboy19 @beeragon @KomiKoniimasu He doesn’t know Godzilla is a metaphor for nuclear devastation!

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@cfc824 @miakhalifa How TF is this remotely relevant?

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@sproutposting @Culture_Crit Well yeah, because he’s a fascist, not an art historian.

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@NateBasler1 @sam_barkes @MrGoodtimes11 @SamuelPGonzales @GoingParabolic That’s not how this works lol

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@punishedgarage “I want small pieces of lots of food but I don’t want to cut anything.”

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@mailmanbabygame @drmistercody The entire conspiracy hinges on the jump from ‘walkability’ to ‘cities that are actually open air prisons,’ it’s wild.

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@edburmila @NYCPDDEA My favorite part is when the cop starts chasing him, then stops for no reason and looks back and is like ‘oh we’re still filming? I’ll keep running then.’

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@PunishedPablo @StarTribune Who is being dehumanized here? If I made tons of public comments that embarrassed my employer I’d probably get fired too. She fucked around and found out.

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@ScubaForDogs @esjesjesj Are your parents related?

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@Four_Leaf_Cover @Bier_Automata @hannahgais Yeah, but that’s in SPITE of her, she could barely handle being eye candy. RA3 was carried by Tim Curry lol

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@ashpokeman @_iamblakeley @EndWokeness Because he wants to be there? Because it’s a big tent? Because America and the Democratic Party ALSO includes disabled people? You dipshit

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@pugmane Rogue One is by far the best of the Disney SW movies, you’re nuts.

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@gayhomohistory My history teacher once showed us old black and white photos of a young group of friends on vacation. He then showed them together in uniform: they were guards and staff for a concentration camp. He said ‘evil people look just like you and me.’ I never forgot that.

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@drmistercody Every one of his tweets. Every one.