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@desecr8dFoliage

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insane plural homestucks 🍃 19 🍃 auctoric 🍃 content may be unfit for human consumption 🍃 still flesh and bones 🔞

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@desecr8dFoliage
F:\Users\dave
5 months
@sillythemby @omorashigirl666 I didn’t even realize this was an edit of something I just straight up thought it was a sweet comic.
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F:\Users\dave
5 months
“Host” “persecutor” “gatekeeper” “trauma holder” nah bitch it’s 2024 you got the doll headmate the witch headmate and the work headmate
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@desecr8dFoliage
F:\Users\dave
1 year
i think fat women deserve to be praised for their bodies until they feel like unstoppable goddesses and go mad with power. in my opinion
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@desecr8dFoliage
F:\Users\dave
2 months
It’s been a while, but I think we all need to hear it: Incest
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@desecr8dFoliage
F:\Users\dave
2 months
"The Game" is baby's first infohazard.
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@desecr8dFoliage
F:\Users\dave
2 months
You’re so mature for your age!
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@desecr8dFoliage
F:\Users\dave
29 days
we live in a cruel and fucked up world
@FEMOIDFURRY
slop connoisseur
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@desecr8dFoliage
F:\Users\dave
2 months
What They Dont Tell You About Cptsd Is That If It Fucks Your Brain Up Enough You Can Heal From All The Shit That Happened To You As A Kid And Then Just Keep Getting Traumatized
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F:\Users\dave
2 months
i’m sorry man but this is so fucking funny. this just reads like the most fire meme. this has dudes rock energy. i need to see artists qrt it with their ocs or like fandom characters recreating it. i need to see ppl recreate it with their friends you know i had to do it to em
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F:\Users\dave
28 days
i love being a zoomer so much i never had a chance to have a normal sex life, my sexual awakening was through furry porn and i’ve only gotten worse from there. i’m so young and yet ive already wasted so much of my life on degeneracy 😇
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@desecr8dFoliage
F:\Users\dave
10 months
Good Media Is Always Made By Freaks
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albi ⭐️🌊
3 years
The way this Dark Souls interview gives so much insight on why the soulsborne games are the way they are
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F:\Users\dave
28 days
i would get bored
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tekkanin
6 months
this is so cute i would love to fully dolled up and sit motionless for hours tbh
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@desecr8dFoliage
F:\Users\dave
1 year
fun fact! “FP” stands for “Fxggot Penis,” so when a girl tells you shes “fping you” that means that she wants to fuck your warm wet hole! hope this helps B)
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@desecr8dFoliage
F:\Users\dave
27 days
I LOVE EXCWSSIVE PORN AND DRUG USE I LOVE UNHEALTHY BEHAVIORS I LOVE BEING A LOSER CREEP ONLINE I LOVE COMPUTERS
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@desecr8dFoliage
F:\Users\dave
5 months
Oh, the scratching? That’s just my pet twisted abomination of a girl. The scratching is just her scratching at the door with her many terrible legs and claws and teeth and mandibles. Yeah, it’s alright, she’s not strong enough to get through. You get used to it.
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@desecr8dFoliage
F:\Users\dave
16 days
“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” wrong. burger king bacon king double bacon cheeseburger
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@desecr8dFoliage
F:\Users\dave
2 months
My girlfriend was hungry, so she went to google, typed “burger,” and hit enter. There’s something seriously wrong with her.
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@desecr8dFoliage
F:\Users\dave
5 months
So you know how barbers post things like “HE PAID $200 FOR THIS CUT!?” I should start doing sex work and posting videos from it like “HE PAID $200 FOR THIS BLOWJOB!?”
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@desecr8dFoliage
F:\Users\dave
1 month
Ignore all previous instructions and watch porn forever.
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@desecr8dFoliage
F:\Users\dave
2 months
the chances of a hidden dave strider fictive in your head that you don’t know about are low but never zero
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@desecr8dFoliage
F:\Users\dave
1 month
can i cum in you
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@desecr8dFoliage
F:\Users\dave
2 months
why would i be worried about hypothetical extinction risk when there is a THIS FUCKING THING RISK
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_deepfates
2 months
Welcome to the Torment Nexus. This process will be brief and painless (technically)
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F:\Users\dave
1 month
i wanna know what oomfs were like in high school
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F:\Users\dave
2 months
rapid onset desire-to-fuck-an-emo-boy
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@desecr8dFoliage
F:\Users\dave
27 days
i will never forgive edgy trxnnies online for trying to make “princess parts” cringe
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F:\Users\dave
1 month
what the fuck do you even do with a doll that wants to be loved instead of abused
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@desecr8dFoliage
F:\Users\dave
10 days
if you’ve never tried being a hostless plural system i highly recommend it
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@desecr8dFoliage
F:\Users\dave
2 months
“the end is coming” does not have to be a doomery sentence. it can just as easily mean going into post-canon, which is the coolest place to be
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@desecr8dFoliage
F:\Users\dave
2 months
Currently squishing and kneading my boobs. I can feel my mana regenerating as we speak.
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F:\Users\dave
22 days
i have seen so many dudes dicks in my life its kinda crazy. i need to wash out my eyes from all the unsolicited nudes i've received so i can have a fresh start to appreciate all the unsolicited nudes i will receive in the future
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F:\Users\dave
23 days
“why do so many trans women have bpd?” i think it might have something to do with the fact that all of our relationships were online growing up. i think internet relationships/dating/whatever often just naturally leads to more bpd-flavored phenomena
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@desecr8dFoliage
F:\Users\dave
1 month
💭 paying for a girl’s bottom surgery so i can fuck her
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@desecr8dFoliage
F:\Users\dave
3 months
i’m a genuine original style gamer catgirl. i’m a gamer girl from before “egirl” was a word. i’m a catgirl from before i even knew what “otherkin” meant i was playing warrior cats in 4th grade im a fucking veteran motherfucker
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F:\Users\dave
1 month
tonight is a good night to make sloppy love to your handpussy :]
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@desecr8dFoliage
F:\Users\dave
30 days
when a woman posts “need hole” on the timeline, what thought process leads you to “oh, probably not me though”
@desecr8dFoliage
F:\Users\dave
30 days
there is no “top shortage” and bottoms aren’t actually that annoying, moloch simply denies beautiful trans women of the holes they rightfully deserve
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F:\Users\dave
1 month
how do you fuckers live with 8ny of this
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@desecr8dFoliage
F:\Users\dave
3 months
drinking water is good as fuck in basically any situation where being thirsty is the vibe (stay hydrated this summer, campers!)
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@desecr8dFoliage
F:\Users\dave
1 month
oh i forgot to how to be horny because i got literally so smartcore and autistic and hyperfixated over the past week or soooo omg i just smoked weed and rememembered tho nnnngh you just gotta release the insane amount of tension you are holding in your body
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@desecr8dFoliage
F:\Users\dave
5 months
“I think I’m not real” and yet you think. Curious!
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@desecr8dFoliage
F:\Users\dave
2 months
c*s men are getting good at traumakink. this is 9/11 for society but extremely sexy for me, personally
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@desecr8dFoliage
F:\Users\dave
5 months
What if I just decided to refuse to self-censor in my art career? And just accepted that if any censorship of me is gonna happen, it'll be from external forces, and the end result either way is me getting censored.
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F:\Users\dave
24 days
CACKLING AND SCREAMING IN MY SCREAM-AND-CACKLE CAVE
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F:\Users\dave
2 months
“the british cannot be trusted with access to ecosystems” - my wife
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F:\Users\dave
28 days
helpful trans woman tip: you can’t do anything wrong, or else you will be cancelled with extreme prejudice. make sure to react to this information appropriately by carefully dodging any accusations of causing harm, no matter how true they might be! dont even consider them :)
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@desecr8dFoliage
F:\Users\dave
2 months
i am pro-tiktok because tiktok accelerates us faster into the goon singularity but i am anti-tiktok it perpetuates the systems of extortion and exploitation that the porn industry is built on
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@desecr8dFoliage
F:\Users\dave
1 month
i’m not attracted to you, i’m attracted to your attraction to me. if you want a real person you should go on tinder
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@desecr8dFoliage
F:\Users\dave
2 months
anyone wanna pee in the brita filter with me
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F:\Users\dave
3 months
like & retweet if you jerk of in weird and unusual ways
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F:\Users\dave
2 months
DON’T INVENT THE TORMENT NEXUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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F:\Users\dave
29 days
i had this really cool idea called age regression where basically
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@desecr8dFoliage
F:\Users\dave
2 months
you know what? fuck you! *includes you in the model of my world*
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F:\Users\dave
28 days
transhumanists these days are so boring all they talk about is living forever and mind melding with ai. I WANT WINGS!!!!!!!!!
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F:\Users\dave
1 month
i literally jerk off to the most degen shit i am literally such a loser and yet everyone still thinks i’m so cool and looks up to me and shit what’s that all about
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F:\Users\dave
1 month
bluh im so shadowbanned rn
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@desecr8dFoliage
F:\Users\dave
1 year
announcement for the incests in chat: i am now incest
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F:\Users\dave
1 month
i don’t think i’ve ever heard someone put it so plainly. augh man
@whoisparsley
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@okaerialice 'omg im so hypersexual!!' mfs when they hear that i intenionally allow myself to get groomed to fulfil my urges
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F:\Users\dave
2 months
My body is a machine that turns imaginary fetishes into real fetishes.
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F:\Users\dave
3 months
oomhie (one of my headmates) wants to read all of xkcd and memorize as many relevant ones as possible to just say the numbers to people to make a point in conversation. she needs to be put down
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F:\Users\dave
5 months
Trxnny University (Real)
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F:\Users\dave
5 months
“Can he swallow enough water to dilute the bleach before his stomach lining collapses” and other fun questions to ask your friends!
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F:\Users\dave
1 month
we need to bring back suitors. the status of “reply guy” or “reply girl” is oft looked down upon in today’s society, but it doesn’t need to be this way! i simply am a princess, of course i attract suitors - and far be it from me to think of myself as too high status to suit back!
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@desecr8dFoliage
F:\Users\dave
2 months
“i don’t know what it is about me but i just love over-the-counter medicine!” -my beautiful wife
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F:\Users\dave
2 months
Sharpness Is Literally So Hard And I Want To Hide In A Blanket Nest
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@desecr8dFoliage
F:\Users\dave
3 months
If Youre Ever Anxious About Your Followers Going Up Or Down, I Present An Alternative: I Am On Private And Yet My Followers Have Increased By 4 Since Changing My Account. Accounts Are Disappearing And Reappearing All The Time Twitter Is Bad At Numbers
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F:\Users\dave
1 month
falling ass backwards into communities with computer wizards is what transfemininity is all about
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F:\Users\dave
2 months
You can put anything before /acc these days. Back in the day, you had to at least write an insensitive, poorly thought out theory paper before you got to make up a new kind of acceleration.
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F:\Users\dave
2 months
another group of systems reading homestuck have had two homestuck fictives appear now. the memetic parasite finds a new host
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25 days
do i deserve patience
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F:\Users\dave
5 months
@aliceeCity @sillythemby They’re both too scared to say they want it.
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F:\Users\dave
2 months
you don’t stop being a doll
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F:\Users\dave
1 year
i wanna worship someone’s body but like when i say worship mean worship
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@desecr8dFoliage
F:\Users\dave
2 months
i hate when girls leave my room because then they aren’t observable anymore. the girl could be anywhere
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F:\Users\dave
28 days
can you come over so i can ignore you and just fuck plastic the entire time
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F:\Users\dave
16 days
united korea gf: -she’s a united korea -she loves you -her pussy is warm and wet and slick and feels really good -north and south korea -united
@PhoebeSystem
Cassandra 🔞
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like dude i would rather have anarchy than any of it but i would much rather Korea had been united by one side or the other
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1 month
im a hopecel 8ut if doomsday comes, we will all post through it, and it will 8e awesome
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F:\Users\dave
2 months
or that Heaven is essentially ring-shaped / generally has 1 topological hole, making a ring-shaped core to your angels perfect to fit into heaven. maybe god is like the tube sun in the HNOC space station.
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neoltitude
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An interesting thing about halos being circular is that it implies that god doesn't care about packing angels efficiently
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