Beetlegeuse 𓆤 🌈⃤ @derLanzsknecht Twitter profile

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Beetlegeuse 𓆤 🌈⃤

@derLanzsknecht

8 months

It was apparently written in the Bible.

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@derLanzsknecht

2 months

No one: Absolutely no one: A24 Films:

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@derLanzsknecht

2 months

Fuck you all climate change deniers. This has been predicted DECADES AGO. Now we're suffering the consequences of our inaction.

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2 months

Human survivability at its absolute limit in #Asia currently: #Thailand , #Myanmar , #Cambodia , #Vietnam , and the #Philippines . All hit temperatures above 40°C, with some places experiencing an incredible life-threatening heat index of up to 52°C.

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@derLanzsknecht

2 years

Watching the news I noticed international news outlets kept on saying the same thing thru different words: that we are fighting to prevent a dictatorship that we toppled down 36 years ago from coming back into power. The world is watching us... again. Just like in EDSA.

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Beetlegeuse 𓆤 🌈⃤

@derLanzsknecht

2 years

My barber casually started a convo w/ another barber about BBM: "Napanood mo ba 'yung speech ni BBM na 15 mins? Ganon katagal puro unity lang ang dinakdak. Walang sustansya sinabi. Akala ko ba matalino siya?" Tipped the man for his service & his critical thought. 😌😌😌

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Beetlegeuse 𓆤 🌈⃤

@derLanzsknecht

4 months

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME "APO HIKING SOCIETY" IS SHORT FOR "APOLINARIO MABINI HIKING SOCIETY"??? A HIKING society for THE Dakilang Lumpo??????? 😭😭😭

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@derLanzsknecht

3 months

Ruffa interviewing a historian and urban legends expert: "Grabe naman pala po 'no? Sinakop tayo ng madaming dayuhan. Kaya siguro may white lady sa Balete Drive."

manic pixie dani girl

@denielemein

3 months

just remember oomf saying we should have a ph version of CUNK ON EARTH starring rufa mae quinto…

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Beetlegeuse 𓆤 🌈⃤

@derLanzsknecht

3 years

This phenomena is called an "ant mill" or, more ominously, a "death spiral". This happens when a foraging party loses track of a pheromone trail & ants start to follow one another in a circle, until they die from exhaustion. This is a by-product of ants' self-organizing behavior.

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Beetlegeuse 𓆤 🌈⃤

@derLanzsknecht

3 years

Guys, medyo hinay-hinay sa pag-simp doon sa pari. Sure, he's hot pero konting respeto din; he's a man of the cloth. It seems like he made that account for wholesome purposes & not to thirst trap. Y'all don't want to make the guy feel uncomfortable, or worse, harassed.

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Beetlegeuse 𓆤 🌈⃤

@derLanzsknecht

1 year

The guy I'm riding a jeep w/ is talking to his friend who is asking him for advice kasi gusto niyang magpost about supporting Leni (apparently, he was a Marcos supporter before). They were talking about possible backlash on FB but the guy said "basta importante nagising ka na".🙂

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Beetlegeuse 𓆤 🌈⃤

@derLanzsknecht

3 years

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@derLanzsknecht

1 month

I love how Frieren breaks the Immortal Apathy trope where, instead of breaking and becoming reclusive and apathetic, she learns to accept that loss & grief are part of what makes love so precious and adapts to it, living her life not shying away from new encounters.

HIM'EL 🗡️ 勇者 #ThankYouMiura

@BasedLIDA

1 month

Given that Frieren has lived for so long, it’s understandable that she seemed distant at first. She’s used to loss, so more losses don’t trouble her. She knows her immortality is a curse, but she keeps traveling and seeing the world around her change.

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Beetlegeuse 𓆤 🌈⃤

@derLanzsknecht

6 months

This is painful to watch. I used to like Loren. But imagine having your own son disown you for joining that band of thieves and this is how they repay you for joining them. A shame but well-deserved.

Kapamilya Studios

@kpmlystudios

6 months

I think dasurv 🤣

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@derLanzsknecht

1 year

Entomologist here. First thing we need to understand is the fact that insects feel pain quite differently than the way we do, that's why they can function even with severe injuries such as this. It looks like only the abdomen was injured and the legs are still intact. (Cont.)

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@derLanzsknecht

1 year

Bumili ako ng pancit canton (very important errand) tapos biglang may kuya nakamotor na tumigil sa tabi ko at nagtanong, "Boss, pwedeng magtanong? Saan dito 'yung apartment ng mga bading?" Hindi agad ako nakaimik. I just thought, "tanginang description 'yan." 😂

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@derLanzsknecht

1 year

Ba't may biglang pagtanong si ateng kaharap ko kay ateng katabi ko sa jeep ng, "Kamusta kayo ng asawa ko?" Not this Ikaw-6 Na Utos realness. Nagbabangayan na sila. Please, gusto ko lang naman umuwi at makaligo nang matiwasay. 😭😭😭

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@derLanzsknecht

1 year

Crane🏗️

@Cranesawman

1 year

IS THAT A FUCKING METEOR

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@derLanzsknecht

2 years

Thesis panel: "What method did you use to analyze the differences among variations in your experimental setup?" Thesis student:

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@derLanzsknecht

1 month

"Something has changed *WITHIN* me."

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1 month

MDS A ELPHABA E A GLINDA

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@derLanzsknecht

2 months

To all the denier Caucasians at the OP's comments, I fucking dare you all to move here in the Philippines and see for yourselves how punishingly HOT it is here right now. I fucking DARE you all.

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@derLanzsknecht

2 years

Btw, Leni silang pareho. Hehe. 😁

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@derLanzsknecht

3 years

We call these winged males and females "alates". They are the reproductive castes (social class) in termite colonies. Another fun fact: termites used to have their own order, Isoptera, until in 2018 when genetic evidence reclassified them under Blattodea (cockroaches).

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@derLanzsknecht

2 months

@PhettacheeseOG Come here and let's see you adapt to scalding & life-threatening heat.

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@derLanzsknecht

3 years

Guy really thought he did something there. Umamin lang sa pagiging DDS niya.

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@derLanzsknecht

3 years

Is this going to be the closest we'll ever get to having a live-action House of M? 😞 #WandaVisionFinale

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@derLanzsknecht

1 year

@vincstr Barbie can still feel negative emotions despite not having the physical attributes to feel pain because she's, what, plastic [literally]. It's fantasic!

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@derLanzsknecht

4 years

@YNAGWYNYTH One can appreciate the beauty in the destructive power of nature without losing their moral compass. We've been in awe of lightning strikes, meteor showers, winter, etc., for ages despite millions of people dying from them Aesthetics & ethics are mutually exclusive in this case

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Beetlegeuse 𓆤 🌈⃤

@derLanzsknecht

2 months

@PhettacheeseOG Exactly. You are weak and inferior. You do not get to give your opinion on matters that you're too weak to even experience yourself.

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@derLanzsknecht

2 months

Do I need to repeat the "fuck you" part to all the climate change deniers that popped in the comments? Okay, let me emphasize and reiterate: Fuck you all.

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@derLanzsknecht

3 years

Half of the qrts go "how can we help them??? 🥺" while the other half go "sarap i-sprayan ng Baygon☠". The Duality of Man.

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@derLanzsknecht

1 year

Grabe naman, napaka-well‐dressed ng mga estudyante these days. Parang pumapasok din sa opisina ang pormahan. Gone are the days na predominantly mga nakapambahay ang mga taga-UP. (Also, lowkey napapepressure ako na mag-power dress din. 😭)

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@derLanzsknecht

11 months

WE WERE ONCE A FUNCTIONAL SOCIETY.

𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕠𝕄𝕠𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕠 TeleTummies -𝟦° St.FU

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11 months

Kakamiss ung mura pa ang mga bilihin 😕

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Beetlegeuse 𓆤 🌈⃤

@derLanzsknecht

3 years

You've heard of "the blind leading the blind". Now prepare for "ants leading fellow ants in a death spiral of DOOOOOOM".

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@derLanzsknecht

2 years

@PhilippineStar @shecrisostomo On the first day pa talaga ha? Konting kapal naman ng mukha at mag-akda muna kayo ng batas PARA SA MGA MAMAMAYAN, 'no?

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@derLanzsknecht

1 year

There should be a case study as to why a lot of gay rpg nerds like to play support, mage, or both. 🧙‍♂️🪄

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@derLanzsknecht

6 years

@ParmeSANDS Mom had this professor from the Philippine School of Interior Design who's a licensed MD. He apparently only took med school because he came from a family of doctors, but after passing the licensure exam he took up interior design, started teaching, and the rest is history.

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@derLanzsknecht

1 year

Wait, anong silbi ni Ariel doon sa ginawa niya? 😂

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WHAT WE REALLY NEED:

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@derLanzsknecht

1 year

There's still a lot of ongoing research on how insects feel pain, but the general understanding is that their unique nervous systems, comprised of multiple distributed brains called ganglia, are too small & scattered thus limit their capacity to process pain (Bullock et al.1977).

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@derLanzsknecht

8 months

@inquirerdotnet This is what she said exactly:

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@derLanzsknecht

1 year

I used to hate small shallow talks too. But I have learned that effective small talk requires wit, smarts, and a strong understanding of situations. Strong conversationalists would use small talk as a gauge if they'd want to push the conversation to deeper, more profound topics.

your thoughts

@ohthoughtsquote

1 year

I hate weak talks, I wanna talk about death, sex, intelligence, the meaning of life, music that makes me feel alive, lies you've told before, your flaws & imperfections, your childhood, what keeps you up at night, your insecurities and fears. Topics that can makes my soul alive.+

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@derLanzsknecht

2 years

@Dcuajunco Nothing makes senses with the figures istg

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@derLanzsknecht

1 year

The prophesy: realized.

KRAZEE MEDIA ❼

@krazeetv_

1 year

Adult film star King Nasir is currently in Ghana to satisfy Ghanaian actress Shugatiti. She had publicly declared that no man allowed her to reach orgasm. They will compete live on a paid platform. Source: First Mag

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@derLanzsknecht

3 years

@4nclru Well, they're simpleminded on their own but as a colony they're pretty complex in terms of social behavior. 😁

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@derLanzsknecht

4 years

@paz_ango "All Houses Matter"

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@derLanzsknecht

2 years

Muting this now. Remember to use the hashtag #VoteSAFEPilipinas to report election-related incidents! ✅YOU should be the one to cast your vote into the machine. ✅DO NOT hand your ballots to anyone. ✅GET and CHECK your receipts to confirm if the machine registered your votes!

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@derLanzsknecht

4 months

Okay I think I need to add na while yes, their name was originally a joke that can be seen as ableist in today's standards, they're mindful enough to change it and rebrand themselves as the APO they are widely known today. I think it's okay to cut them some slack guys.

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@derLanzsknecht

1 year

I think the best way to simplify this is to think of pain having two components – the emotional and the sensory. Insects can modify ALL their sensory functions (Chapman, 1998); this means the beetle can tolerate its condition but does not mean it is not distressed by it.

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@derLanzsknecht

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@Itssassagurl @Apostoool

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@derLanzsknecht

1 year

Anti-climatic update: bumaba na po si legal wife. Buti malapit lang siya at walang sabunutan, hiyawan o basaan ng water gun na naganap. Pero stress talaga pi.

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@derLanzsknecht

1 year

See in this image from Wikipedia how the ganglia (in yellow) are scattered throughout the beetle's body. So even if the abdomen is crushed, the remaining brains in the head + thorax are still active & in control of locomotion, esp. since all the legs are attached to the thorax.

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@derLanzsknecht

2 months

Don't get me wrong, btw. I love A24 films.

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@derLanzsknecht

1 year

This made my morning. :D

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@derLanzsknecht

1 year

@jayemmmm21 Home of Sexuality. xD

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@derLanzsknecht

1 year

This is not to say that the beetle will survive for long at this state of injury. They may be extremely hardy, but without a functioning digestive system and an open wound, it will inevitably die from either starvation, dehydration, or infections.

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@derLanzsknecht

1 year

@artisanaI Modern-day colonizers.

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@derLanzsknecht

1 year

Siyempre hindi ko alam kung saan 'yung tinutukoy niya kasi hindi naman siya makapagbigay ng pangalan. 🙃

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@derLanzsknecht

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@inquirerdotnet The couple has been doing such public displays of affection on air for years and no one bats an eye but if a homosexual couple (yes, mag-asawa sina Vice at Ion) does it everyone loses their minds. That doesn't seem fair, does it?

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@derLanzsknecht

1 year

But jumping back on the topic of pain and suffering in insects. This is not to say that insects possess simplistic nervous systems, in fact, a neurological state similar to "utter despair" in humans was observed in locusts in a study by Einstein & Carson in 1997.

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@derLanzsknecht

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[Pumasok nang 5 mins late sa auditorium] Prof: "Tapos na." Me: "Sir?" (5 mins pa lang ha) Prof: "You missed the long quiz." Me: "PO??????" (Nag-aral ako kagabi for thisssss!!!) Prof: "'De, joke lang. Hehe." See, this is why I have trust issues. 😃🔪

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@derLanzsknecht

3 years

David really said "I'm coming out as idk wtf I am but I sure ain't straight" and I think that's beautiful & that that's what Pride is about. 🏳️‍🌈

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David Archuleta comes out as being part of the LGBTQ+ community in heartfelt Instagram post. 🌈

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@derLanzsknecht

1 year

@immanuelsao Haha, they were talking out loud, okay next time magtatakip ako ng tenga for you, dear stranger.

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@derLanzsknecht

3 years

@gelobeans91 It can be disrupted naman. If they sense food nearby they will most likely gravitate towards it. The question is how they'll get back to their nest w/o an established pheromone trail; different species rely on trails in varying degrees & some navigate more uniquely than others.

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@derLanzsknecht

4 years

@PhilippineStar Social distancing jokes aside. Animal behavior twitter: Considering these are stray cats, they're most likely not trained to act on such visual cues. So what's making them do it?

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@derLanzsknecht

2 years

Robredo: "Ang solusyon na kailangan ng bansa ay hindi nasa iisang tao lamang." THIS IS THE MARK OF A TRUE LEADER. One who believes "tayo ang sagot" instead of "ako ang magliligtas sa inyo". 👏👏👏 #LeniForPresident2022 #JessicaSohoInterviews

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@derLanzsknecht

3 years

HOY PUTANGINA SUMAHOD NA AKO. AFTER 7 MONTHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@derLanzsknecht

3 years

@yourcupoftino Tama.

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@derLanzsknecht

2 years

Never have I ever seen Mel Tiangco lose her composure like that. She's really really furious. And we thank her for it. Salamat Mel, sa pagtindig.

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in the longer video, we can clearly see how Ms. Mel Tiangco was trying her best to compose herself. she's mad mad

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@derLanzsknecht

3 years

I'mma put Razor and Itto in one team. Call it, "Teyvat Evolution Line".

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@derLanzsknecht

1 year

Congratulations @ItsACsLife for your highly successful birthday concert! #IAmOtin

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@derLanzsknecht

1 year

Wait lang po, hinay-hinay po sa mga biglaang nagpapa-ID ng insekto sa DMs. Kung isa lang, pwede pang libre up to order level. Pero may bayad po normally 'yan. 1.5k PER SPECIMEN, can go higher depending on how specific you want it to go. Medyo nakaka-ilan na din kasi. :)

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@derLanzsknecht

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@Monchkinsss

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@derLanzsknecht

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I grew up on these streets.

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I grew up on these streets

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@derLanzsknecht

6 months

No context cat fun fact:

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@derLanzsknecht

1 year

Imagine you're trying to negotiate on a high-stakes deal then you suddenly drop an "uwu". Email etiquette is made to create an environment of neutrality, objectivity, and respect. Different situations required different modes of communication – emails are no different.

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@derLanzsknecht

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@AbainzaRalph @jerichorayel Please do correct me if I'm wrong, pero hindi ba sa NDRRMC ang responsibility ng information dissemination on such matters? And aren't phreatic eruptions harder to predict?

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@derLanzsknecht

1 year

Anyway, I hope I was able to answer this sufficiently despite my sleep-deprived state. 😅

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@derLanzsknecht

1 year

Anyway, nagkwento lang ako ng nangyari kaninang umaga. If y'all gonna criticize me for this eh problema n'yo na 'yan. I'm muting this.

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@derLanzsknecht

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@kelly_mensi @Joseph_Morong @gmanews Hello! While I wholeheartedly agree with what you're trying to say, it is against their journalistic responsibility to introduce bias into their reporting. He [Joseph] did what he must, to quote directly and fully what Duterte has said. It is up to us to decide how to react.

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@derLanzsknecht

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Mood.

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@derLanzsknecht

3 years

@heynikkipoo Kailangan ba ng mga aswang ng lubricant kapag magta-transform sila?

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@derLanzsknecht

1 year

It's so... underwhelming. Why do we always need to change slogans every time a new administration takes over? "It's More Fun In The Philippines" worked already. Malaysia's been using "Malaysia Truly Asia" for DECADES and it still is an effective and catchy slogan. Istg, DoT.

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@PhilstarNews

1 year

JUST IN: DOT officially replaces ‘It’s More Fun in the Philippines’ tourism slogan. The country’s new enhanced tourism campaign is “Love The Philippines” 🇵🇭 | via @rosette_adel

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@derLanzsknecht

2 years

Is there a trend within the Shitty HR Community to publicly post passive-aggressive hot takes against hirees and resigning employees whose reasons for quitting/declining were valid? This wasn't the first of its kind in recent memory.

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@PLHIV2010QC

2 years

Seriously nagresign ang genz hire ko na earning 20k per month with hmo and 100% flexi time and 100% wfh because of mental health. Good luck sa other work opportunities these days na on-site. Hireable naman siya but I think he’ll realize later on he had a good deal haha.

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@derLanzsknecht

1 year

Chemistry taught me why neither of the prefixes "cis–" nor "trans–" are, in any way, derogatory.

Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens

@CSMFHT

1 year

A reminder that the prefix 'cis' has been around for thousands of years and that Elon Musk is straight up openly pandering to transphobes and bigots now

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@derLanzsknecht

3 years

Deserve n'yo lahat ng validation mula sa mga pa-ayuda n'yo tonight. 😭🙏

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@derLanzsknecht

7 months

Daming bagsak sa "sex flaws" assignment. Hindi naiintindihan kung ano ba ang "flaw" talaga. Smh

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@derLanzsknecht

2 years

HOLD ON. DID I JUST READ THAT RIGHT? PDP-Laban FOR LENI??? What cinematic universe did I wake up from?!

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@derLanzsknecht

1 year

EXACTLY. That is LITERALLY textbook discrimination. This man admitted to opposing the bill just so he can create discriminatory media without getting penalized!

Rappler

@rapplerdotcom

1 year

Movie director Cesar Buendia is opposing the SOGIE bill because he is worried he might be penalized in the future if he creates films that "will create stigma [vs LGBTQ community]... like to say hindi healthy ang pagiging bakla." | via @newsdwight LIVE:

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@derLanzsknecht

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MAY GUMAWA NG IMPRESSION AND I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING HHHAHAHAHAHAHAA THANK YOU FOR THIS!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🪬 Ezzah's Year 🪬

@ezzahschonxxi

3 months

It goes like this

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@derLanzsknecht

9 months

@DrLavaYT Entomologist here. Color is a weak distinguishing character for insects. Assuming Scizor is from Mantodea (mantises), the black area is technically the ventral part of the prothoracic segment, which includes the forelegs ("arms"). Image of grasshopper thorax for reference below:

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@derLanzsknecht

3 years

Hello, if you're going to share this tweet to other platforms, PLEASE blur my name and my handle. Thank you.

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@derLanzsknecht

2 years

A little fun fact: Caffeine blocks the effects of adenosine, a molecule that affects sleepiness. Adenosine can accumulate in your body as you take more caffeine, and once the caffeine wears off, adenosine hits you all at once making you feel sleepy — a caffeine crash. ☕💤

Kouji-san

@yungsabon

2 years

Currently making my fourth cup of coffee and why THE FUCK am I still sleepy???

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@derLanzsknecht

3 years

Good morning. In line with our advocacy, here's a graphic image of a mosquito's mouthparts. 👄🦟

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@derLanzsknecht

3 years

@hertwocents_ No one ant leads them. Lahat sila can produce trail pheromones at nilalabas nila 'to to serve as markers 'pag may nakita silang pagkain. In the case sa vid, naputol 'yung trail so ang instinct nila at sundan 'yung mga kasama nila na malapit sa kanila... 1/2 📸: Zalbotny (2009)

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@derLanzsknecht

1 year

This is valid. Unconventional, but valid nonetheless. The ones who make the rules in a relationship are the ones involved in it, and ONLY them. It's only cheating if they broke the rules they themselves have agreed on. End even so, these rules can change and negotiated on.

nadej BINI Baby

@gogogoboie

1 year

I don’t want an open relationship, but it’s okay for me if my partner sources hook ups outside as long as hindi ko malalaman at as long as he comes home and ako pa din ang pipiliin at the end of the day. I just think na love and sex are not necessarily connected.

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@derLanzsknecht

1 year

Look at this humongous mariposa larvae we found on the field!

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@derLanzsknecht

4 years

@s0rbetero Dr. Ireneo Lit, Jr. A prolific entomologist who specializes in Arthropod Systematics & Soil/Cave Biodiversity. He is responsible for the discovery of several insect species in the Philippines, one of which is a cicada that "sounds like little people laughing" in Mt. Banahaw.

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@derLanzsknecht

3 months

By the same analogy, if you're in a community where kissing on the mouth as an expression of goodwill is the norm, as how it goes in some cultures, you'll just have to accept it because the intent is to form a community with you? Even if you feel uncomfortable with it?

hello si hubineer

@hubineer

3 months

katawa yung “mhie” “sis” issue kasi you have someone trying to form a community with you by using queer lexicon and there you are feeling attacked by the language of your community. yes, ikaw ang problema sis.

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