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Civil Engineer🏫, Salesman, Ayinet Uganda, CEO Friends' Arena⛲🚸 software engineer @alx_africa

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Joined May 2013
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@deluk99
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3 years
For as long as I take care of my eating, shelter, security, intelligence, strength, productivity and relationship with God, my feelings will take care of its self!
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1 year
If you attack Bobi Wine, that's where the line is drawn. Majority of his fan base won't reason the matter, they'll just throw words at you no matter how right you could be.
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2 years
A sugar mummy once said?
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1 year
Emmanuella is now chewable.
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1 year
Got my balloons. Happy new year to me🤗
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3 years
The final stage of chilling with the big boys😂😂😂
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1stLango
3 years
Arrest me instead of Mason Greenwood, I feel for Manchester United plus Uganda is harsh!!
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1stLango
1 year
Who's this woman with Kenzo?!
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2 years
Scenes after getting head from Sammie Manini!
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1stLango
2 years
What have you benefited from Twitter so far?!
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1stLango
2 years
I want to take someone's daughter to honeymoon here!
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1stLango
2 years
6ix9ine who's a snitch came to Uganda but he'll instead get snitched on
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1 year
Her first encounter with a Lango man.
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1stLango
2 years
Why do Bantu women like Lango men?
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@deluk99
1stLango
1 year
We Northerners have straight morals, we don't make fun of other people's deaths. Don't you see, we moved on from bigotry. Good night y'all!!
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1stLango
1 year
This is hella personal!!
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@deluk99
1stLango
3 years
Med Kong pii alyet eka Ite kelo buk me coyo joo ame amat iyi gurup ni!!
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1 year
Lira city has done it again.
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1stLango
2 years
What is "ekikomando" in English?
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1 year
They don't engage our tweets pien obedo wani Langi.
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1stLango
2 years
"I started fighting Buganda Kingdom with one photo".
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1stLango
2 years
What is the use of a wind vane?
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1stLango
2 years
By the way eats this ki bubu?
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1stLango
3 years
God knew I was going to be born in a big city to do big things so he gave me a big heart! All I have to do is be grateful..🙏
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2 years
Side chic or Doreen?
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1stLango
2 years
But many Africans are still mentally enslaved!
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1stLango
2 years
If Immy doesn’t look like this, I’m asking why he went on his knees!!
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1stLango
2 years
Imagine being rushed to the hospital in these things! Good morning Uganda.
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1stLango
2 years
Santo 2023: Do not touch anything that only looks like Nyash!!
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1stLango
1 year
"Ocako kede jo me Lira" is always a common pre serving statement at functions elsewhere in Lango
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1stLango
2 years
Boobs are tasteless, punani tastes like cell terminals, Nyash is valueless... Y'all just put others under pressure 🤣🤣
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1stLango
3 years
For us as Lango, we want to start supplying Russia with Odii.
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1stLango
2 years
They don't like our tweets because we are Langi!
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1stLango
2 years
Homosexuality sounds nasty in every local language except English for example "ebisiiyaga"!
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1stLango
2 years
But who’s the owner of this building?!
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1stLango
1 year
At what age did you realize that "Cafe" is a short term for cafeteria?
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1 year
Legends going to sleep over at side chic's in Kyanja!
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1stLango
2 years
The hottest girls from my high school days now look like my aunties!
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2 years
A Lango girl who has moved to Kampala once said?
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1stLango
2 years
Scenes after that Weghorst goal!
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1stLango
2 years
Ten Haag giving instructions to Greenwood next season!!
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1stLango
11 months
What is PhD in full?
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1stLango
2 years
100k wazifunye?
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2 years
Murife was caught eventually!
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1stLango
3 years
I was meant to be a musician but Chronixx sung my songs😌🥺🥺😭
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1stLango
2 years
Toothbrush when he finally meets Toothpaste!
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1stLango
2 years
In Uganda, teenagers are the ones in their 20's.
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1stLango
2 years
My Twitter Interaction Circle Generate yours at ⠀
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1stLango
3 years
This is Morris Apunyo, an innovative boy who has due to inadequate finances has been out of school since post Covid-19. Morris went on to seek bursary in one of the private schools in Lira city where the director instead beat him up and arrested him for 3 days.
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1stLango
3 years
Buligyo Sexymuganda kirenzi kito?🙄😌🚮🚮😂😂
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1stLango
2 years
Most random picture on the TL🙁
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1stLango
3 years
Housewives, the demons you've been fighting are leaving on the 10th😂😂😂😂
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1stLango
2 years
Who wants to join me in this cold weather?
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1stLango
2 years
Even wet dreams have disappeared in this economy
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1stLango
3 years
The month of love has ended without you being eaten, what are you?!
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1stLango
2 years
Tinatine seeing herself trend like
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1stLango
3 years
At what age did you realize that European football is acted?!
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1stLango
2 years
"I started my business with doggy style"
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1stLango
2 years
Guys, what did I miss?!
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1stLango
2 years
Your Lango boyfriend after eating 15 pieces of cassava.
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1stLango
3 years
Sometimes we just date for fun but Lira girls take it serious😨😨
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1stLango
3 years
These fat boys have sex with which girls?!
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@deluk99
1stLango
2 years
We are only like 20 Lango people on this app and we all don't know each other🤣🤣🤣
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1stLango
2 years
Good morning guys. I’m having chicken for breakfast and you?
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1stLango
3 years
When I get Kony, I’ll drop him in Western Uganda first thing. I don’t want manyos!!!
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1stLango
3 years
Now people who bought MTN shares are yawning, I thought you were young investors😌🙄
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@deluk99
1stLango
3 years
And somehow someone is climbing three beds today😂😂😂😂🚮
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1stLango
3 years
This hustle doesn't come with a pension! I'm going in, so guide me God🙏
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1stLango
3 years
If you can still go back to thinking your ex is your soul mate, you are just confused😌😂😂📌
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1stLango
11 months
"My mom lives in the states, my aunt is in Australia, my dad works at spear motors". I want to go to college in the UK!
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1stLango
2 years
Drop your Sunday footwear, I want to see something!
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1stLango
2 years
Most influential African footballer of all times!
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1stLango
1 year
As an African woman, why do you moan in English?
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1stLango
2 years
Faceless accounts thread lessigo!
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1stLango
2 years
Omuyaye omusiyaga akoze ka gig!
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1stLango
3 years
The Erik Ten Haag Manchester United will eventually get😌😂
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1stLango
2 years
Yes, Gakpo is a waste of money but this guy is growing fat as Ugandan football is not progressing. He’s very comfortable!!!
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1stLango
3 years
You also want to go to Ukraine with your one round, to do what?!🙄
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1stLango
3 years
What if you are poor because your physical appearance scares wealth away?! What if??
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1stLango
2 years
You couldn't prioritize lunch over make up, now look at you!
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1stLango
2 years
Baraf is how we called it, how about you??
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1stLango
3 years
Lecturer ate ze sing and it came😂😂
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1stLango
2 years
WCM!
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1stLango
3 years
Why demons love possessing light skinned girls?! You will never get Apili possessed😌
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1stLango
2 years
At least be faceless when you're cute because these streets are slippery!
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1stLango
2 years
iPhone owners from karamoia, what do you use them for?!
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1stLango
3 years
I want to date a sabiny!!😌
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1stLango
2 years
You said she has a nose ring and she’s from Kakoge??
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1stLango
1 year
Ugandans making Mason Greenwood trend yet they have huge matters to tackle. Confused nation just
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1stLango
3 years
Male MP’s on realizing Dr Jane Ruth Acheng Ochero is from Lira city😂😂
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1stLango
3 years
Male highschool teachers, I really feel the pain you are about to go through😂😂😂😂
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1stLango
10 months
The mistake aside, this boy isn't ready to play first team football. Y'all Manchester united fans are just stupidly emotional.
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1stLango
2 years
When did we reach here dear Ugandans?
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1stLango
1 year
This is where we will catch the derby from, planned kids are now thinking it's a kraal 😁
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1stLango
3 years
But does Rwanda have a university?!
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@deluk99
1stLango
2 years
What is the use of a fallopian tube?
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1stLango
11 months
Where did this man go?
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1stLango
1 year
If bayern beats Copenhagen, we beat Galatasaray and then finally beat bayern we shall be in for the next round.
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