Proudly serving the Village of Deer Park, Texas. This account is not monitored 24/7. RTs, likes, follows, etc. ≠ endorsements. PARODY Call 911 for emergencies.
Due to recent events we currently have a warrant actively out for
@greg16676935420
‘s arrest.
If you know any information on Greg16676935420 a dm with his whereabouts would be extremely useful.
TO EVERYBODY ASKING HOW WE GOT A GREY CHECK: TWITTER IS VERY DUMB AND STUPID AND DIDNT DOUBLE CHECK THAT WE WERE A REAL GOVERNMENT AGENCY AND JUST GAVE US THE CHECK WHEN WE APPLIED 💀💀
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#BREAKING
: X verified a fake account of the Deer Park, Texas Police Department with a government agency checkmark That quickly went viral
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X, formerly known as Twitter, had verified a fake account of the Deer Park Texas Police Department, which was
Breach was successful.
At approximately 11:17 AM, CT, Greg was apprehended by law enforcment officers and successfully detained.
He is still awaiting his charges.
The news is true, but let me explain:
I was at Costco down in Texas this morning and really liked the pineapple-mango smoothie samples they were handing out so I put on a disguise to try to get another cup. Unfortunately they recognized my shoes and called the local police
AND IM ALSO SORRY TO EVERYONE THAT I TRICKED WITH THIS ACCOUNT IT WAS MEANT TO BE A PARODY ALL ALONG 😭😭 didnt know how many people i could get to hate me with just one silly account