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Proudly serving the Village of Deer Park, Texas! We’re here, for your safety. For any emergencies. Dial 911. (Parody)

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Joined July 2024
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
Welcome to The Village of Deer Park FD! We are proud to protect, and serve those living within the area of @deerparktx In case of an emergency. Dial 911.
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
Someone broke the fire hydrant out front of our station Who did it.
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
This is how deerpark functions. It’s a wacky, really weird and odd town! The people are fairly normal, but every day. There’s seemingly a bunch of strange occurrences. These occurrences mixed in with people disappearing has police investigating it.
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
DEER PARK POLICE TAPE 056. AMBER ALERT SENT OUT. PLEASE TAKE CAUTION WHEN HUNTING OR HIKING IN THE FORESTS!
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
‼️🚨OOC POST🚨‼️ I HAVE SOMETHING TOO ANNOUNCE I WILL BE MAKEING A OFFICIAL 2D PLATFORMER BASED OF OF DEER PARK SO IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS OF CHARACTERS AND LEVELS COMMENT DOWN BELLOW -admin 2
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
OFFICIAL DEER PARK ACCOUNTS. @deerparkpd @DeerParkVillNew @deerparktowing @deerparktx @deerparkNO @deerparkmedical These are all the accounts that are apart of the team. Any other account claiming to be apart of it is impersonating.
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
WHO KEEPS COMMITTING ARSON IN THE FOREST I WILL FIND YOU I PUT THAT ON MY LIFE
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
@deerparkpd I think we need couples therapy.
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
DEER PARK RANGER SERVICES When hunting. Be safe, be aware. There are protocals and regulations that you have to follow.
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
@deerparkpd Quit leaving your vehicles around my station
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
Guess what we can do with the hoses.
@deerparkpd
Deer Park Police Department. ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ (Fan)
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WE GOT GUNS YOU GOT HOSES
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
OOC POST THE GAME WILL BE FREE BTW IM NOT GOING TO MILK IT DONT WORRY Also new logo And the story is coming together btw
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Deer Park Fire Dept.
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‼️🚨OOC POST🚨‼️ I HAVE SOMETHING TOO ANNOUNCE I WILL BE MAKEING A OFFICIAL 2D PLATFORMER BASED OF OF DEER PARK SO IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS OF CHARACTERS AND LEVELS COMMENT DOWN BELLOW -admin 2
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
DEER PARK PSA! DO NOT LIGHT TUBES IN THE PORTA POTTYS THERE IS NOW ONE SEVERAL HUNDRED FEET IN THE AIR
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
NEVER BACK DOWN! WE HAD IT KNOWN THE ACCOUNT WAS PARODY AND THEY STILL LOCKED US! THEY GAVE US THE GRAY CHECKMARK KNOWING WE WERE PARODY!
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
OOC POST!! The fan parody accounts are semi-canon. If their posts are retweeted by any of the official accounts, their events are deemed canon to the deer park fandom!! Just making this so people know
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
CONTROLLED BURN SCHEDULED FOR SATURDAY, JULY 5TH. Deer Park Residents should be aware of the burn, 40 acres will be burnt for reasons that cannot be disclosed. We are looking for volunteer firefighters to help with this controlled burn!
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
COMING TO THE RESCUE
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
Another OOC post. Calm down on making deer park accounts, there's a bunch now and it's getting a bit annoying. There should only be a few.
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
Attention Deer Park Residents. We do NOT suggest tossing car batteries into the lake, there have been recent issues with the health and safety of our animals. They will eat the car batteries, and adapt.
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
THE FIRE HOUSE IS BEING BOMBED! WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FIREWORKS S O S
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
Welcome to #DeerPark . A town with only one entrance, and one exit out towards it. And a highway accompanying it just a few miles away. All strange occurrences should be reported using #DeerPark . Whether it be a weird sighting, shenanigans from another resident, or more!
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
To whoever decided to remove the fire hydrant from in front of the fire station. We will find you.
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
@deerparkpd Shut up I’m hotter anyways
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
The fire department is tired of people lighting the porta potty’s ablaze. We will be taking action with @deerparkpd .
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
Happy Fourth of July! #deerpark Will officially be having a firework party within the forest. BYOFW! (Bring your own fireworks). And please. Try not to start a fire. @deerparkpd will be watching.
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
A reminder to stay sober, and safe when driving!
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
The fire department will soon be having a party to honor our successful controlled burn! Come on down to the fire station, there will be music, fireworks, AND FOOD! Who doesn't love food right? NO deer meat though.
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT! Do not try to make a deer get into your car. The last time this happened, there was an intersection pile up that resulted in several of our vehicles having to get involved. Deer are animals, and only animals. They do not know how to drive.
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
@deerparkpd Uh no the person with the hose would counter the bullets with the pressure of water.
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
When driving. Make sure the deer don’t get into your car! They know how to drive.
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
THERE’S SPIDERS CRAWLING ON MY FIRE ENGINE
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
Someone set another porta potty on fire I swear to god if we catch whoever did it they’re being waterboarded
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
Thanks to everyone who came down to the fire station for the party! We had a blast with those who attended, and we will consider hosting more events. Someone did leave behind their grandma. And she has adopted us, she now makes meals for the station personnel.
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
GUYS MY ACCOUNT ISN’T RATE LIMITED
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
WHEN CAMPING! REMEMBER THE FOLLOWING! - Keep fires burning to drive away bugs, and pests. It also lets us know where you are. - Always store food in high places, or in a safe box to keep away from animals! - When there’s a bear, do be scared. But bring along bear spray!
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
ATTENTION ALL DEER PARK RESIDENTS! The porta potty’s are not for driving. Do not attach engines to them and try to drive them. We have had a recent MVA where the porta potty was sent flying into a party.
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
OUT OF CHAR POST The reason the videos are in a VHS-like state and format is due to how secluded deer park is. Their closest local town is about 30 or so miles away. So they don’t get much delivery, a majority of their food is made within their town by the farming companies
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
DEER PARK IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DISAPPEARANCES.
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
Be safe, Be aware! When driving, stay focused and keep eyes on the road! You never know what may jump out! It has been 2 days since our last deer involved accident.
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
GUYS ITS MY TWIN FROM ANOTHER TIMELINE
@fire_sliver
Sliver Valley Fire Department
3 months
Please be mindful and don’t burn in Deer Park.. @deerparkfdfi @deerparkpd
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
@deerparkpd Hey uhh is there supposed to be giant spiders crawling around the backroads, one of our fire engines are blocked in by massive webs. We’re afraid to do anything.
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
We do respond to calls, ones even involving people swinging around medieval weaponry trying to battle in the high school football field. Please understand just how dangerous sharp objects are. They can kills
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
All alone on a Saturday night? Pathetic. (CREDIT @deernheadlightz )
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
Thx for 1k
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
Thx for 600 chat-🧬
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
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Theres a subway that’s on fire
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
2 months
There’s a fire happening in the water park Someone send help
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
its happening
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
If you are in any case bitten by a deer. It is important to do the following. - Clean the wound as much as possible, bandage it tight. Do not let it be open. - Notify authorities immediately. - If you start feeling nauseous, or tired. Walk into the forest.
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
>GAME UPDATE< >demo may be comes out in the next 2 months
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
It is absolutely essential you check and harness your blind spots! You never know what may be following you. Respecting other drivers on the road and practicing defensive driving is essential to being safe!
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
When camping outdoors, remember the following! - Deers do not talk, or stand on their hind legs! - Campfires should always be tended to, if they are made poorly, it could start a fire! - You are only human, there are larger predators within the forest. Stay safe!
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
Guys the trees just started talking to me
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
A REMINDER! When camping, or even hiking up the mountains in that matter. Always make sure to bring bear spray! Whilst the bears usually aren’t approaching to humans, they can be extremely hostile.
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
Learn before you burn. Before you start burning anything, make sure the conditions are good! And that you follow all safety tips!
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
Thx for over 100 likes chat its real appreciate
@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
‼️🚨OOC POST🚨‼️ I HAVE SOMETHING TOO ANNOUNCE I WILL BE MAKEING A OFFICIAL 2D PLATFORMER BASED OF OF DEER PARK SO IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS OF CHARACTERS AND LEVELS COMMENT DOWN BELLOW -admin 2
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
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It is important to understand that fires can happen at anytime! Electrical fires can be extremely dangerous! Know the signs of an electrical fire!
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
When tending to a fire. Make sure that it is contained! Have safety items on standby if it gets out of control.
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
We’re so back guys!
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
Stay safe, stay aware. The Village will be experiencing some hefty storms tonight and throughout the coming week! Please make sure to shelter in place if the weather does get too severe.
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
911 TRANSCRIPT SENT TO US DURING INVESTIGATION ON MISSINGS PERSON. VIEWER DISCRESION IS ADVISED.
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
The DPFD had no part in the shipping going on with T4ZD. I am a separate user from DPPD and I didn’t know how severe the issue was. I was under the impression that T4ZD was a mutual of them. I will not be reposting any content, or endorsing any content involving the ship.
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
hey chat its me @Parody_Twt Im now in this account LETSSSSAAA GOOOOOOOOOOO
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
Who the hell let a deer inside the fire station
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
CONSTRUCTION SOON! Deer park will soon see new renovations! Like the waterpark, and the new and improved library!
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
Residents of deer park. Please be aware that feeding the deer can be dangerous if not done right, do not leave your trash, or unfinished food out. Discard of it within a trash bin.
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
We are happy to announce the grand opening of. The deer park water park! It is not too big, only containing one water slide, a large pool. And a play area!
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
@LunarLuniii @deerparkpd Their account is so unprofessional
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
I love being safe!
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
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@LunarLuniii @deerparkpd I have a fire station to run. I can’t be fucking crying online about my issues with him. If he wants to be better, he can stop avoiding me.
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
WOAH! In the case of a fire alarm going off, be careful when exiting! If a door seems hot, don’t grab onto it. If a deer started the fire. Make sure to avoid all forest areas! This is for yours, and our safety.
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
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@deerparkpd My fire truck is not fucking stupid Come help me pls
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
parker one of the bosses
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
It followed us.
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
Anyone tryna hop on roblox with me DPFD tryna play twisted :)
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
ATTENTION DEER PARK RESIDENTS! When hiking, be on the lookout for deep holes, or ruptures within the ground. There have been recent quakes that have resulted in some parts of the forest caving in. We are currently investigating the issue.
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
The main social media managers aren’t necessarily human. They’re something else, and that’ll be revealed later during the series >:) As for the other businesses, those are fan accounts ran by citizens of deer parks
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
WHEN DRIVING! Be careful of pot holes, or damages in the road. If you see any issues on the road, make sure to report it. Keep yourself, and others around you safe by being a Good Samaritan!
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
@Enderman You’re next dawg
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
@Enderman Welcome to deer park.
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
It is essential to practice workplace safety. Using PPE, and abiding by all safety guidelines can result in a healthy environment for you and your colleagues!
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
@deerparkpd Ily dppd
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
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As the Fourth of July comes up. It is essential that you understand the safety of owning and lighting fireworks. One mishap can end up in a trip to the hospital. #4thofJuly #safety
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
Deer park is not responsible for the disappearance of loved ones!
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
THE STORY FOR THE FIRST 5 LEVELS HAVE BEEN COMPLETED
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
SUBSCRIBE TO THE YOUTUBE FOR MORE SAFETY ANNOUNCEMENTS AND TIPS. BROUGHT TO YOU BY DEER PARK POLICE DEPARTMENT.
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
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The deer park medical center has currently undergone renovations! If you are injured. Try to take things into your own hands!
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
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Outdoor exploration is fun, but there can be cons to it if you aren’t careful enough! Always use trail markers to understand where you’re at! If you fail to find a trail marker. Turn back immediately, and do not make noise! It is advised not to hike after 12:00 AM!
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
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@deerparkpd Imagine getting lost, couldn’t be me
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
Meaning that there aren’t any mainstream brands within the area. So the electronics aren’t as up to date, etc.
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
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@deerparkpd Facts oomfie
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
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It's awfully quiet out! When out alone, be sure to practice etiquette! Respect your fellow neighbors! - Do not go out past 2 AM. - Do not be loud, or goof around. People are sleeping! - Do not explore any abandoned buildings.
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
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WE HOPE THAT NO ONE WAS INSIDE THE CONTROLLED BURN AREA AT THE TIME IT HAD STARTED IF SOMEONE WENT MISSING AROUND THE AREA OF THE CONTROLLED BURN PLEASE CONTACT US OR THE POLICE WE WILL TAKE IT FROM THERE STAY SAFE AND HAVE A GOOD SUMMER
@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
3 months
CONTROLLED BURN SCHEDULED FOR SATURDAY, JULY 5TH. Deer Park Residents should be aware of the burn, 40 acres will be burnt for reasons that cannot be disclosed. We are looking for volunteer firefighters to help with this controlled burn!
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
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The danger of a fire is always on the rise, in areas that are surrounded by woods. You should be aware of the dangers of wildfires.
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
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NO WAY 100 LIKES LETS GOOO -parody twt mod that is now on this account
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
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Watch out! When near cliffs, or deep areas of water. Theres always the chance of falling in. Be sure to practice safety when near bodies of water!
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@deerparkfdfi
Deer Park Fire Dept.
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Practice road safety laws at all times. It is important to avoid distractions and things that may cause an accident. Make the road safe for you, and others.
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