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Old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now cuz she’s clearly fucking dead.
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@taylorswift13
Taylor Swift
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After stoking the fires of white supremacy and racism your entire presidency, you have the nerve to feign moral superiority before threatening violence? ‘When the looting starts the shooting starts’??? We will vote you out in November. @realdonaldtrump
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@srslyberserk PTO is not a request. It’s a notice. I don’t need anyones permission to use the days I work hard for thanks.
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I just spent 40 minutes liking Nick Miller tweets because he’s trending and that’s all that matters in the world
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Apparently the track list was leaked in December everyone
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@tlouhix SHES SO BEAUTIFUL IN THAT DINGEY DRESS OMG 😭😭😭
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Y’all will really blame everything on this man who has said NOTHING lol have we ever, just for like a millisecond, considered this specific instance there was a real threat? There had been plenty of times where they walked with paps around no issues.
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@itstaytaylors Nashville night THREE. (Not my photo but my phone got waterlogged cuz it was pouring fucking rain so I got almost no photos or videos)
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@ENDURE_SURVlVE Not the claustrophobia AND the trauma hitting at once. Oh this is evil and I can’t wait to play lol
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@T4C0M4N_ @TheLastofUsHBO @hbomax Just say you hate gay people. It’s what you meant isn’t it?
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@TudorChick1501 Like father like son. Jesus. Diana is rolling over in her grave. What a tangled web this family weaves. If I were Kate I would be terrified rn
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@ParryBlp40 @chrisdadeviant @civiiswar Spider-Man literally needs no publicity. Anyone who has been invested in the Marvel Universe for years and years knows this.
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@DomTheBombYT Bet she’s gonna play the seraphite leader!
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@dinodlz @ewarren YES! I have been paying my private student loan for 10 years and I have paid nothing but interest. I still have the entire principle. AFTER 10 YEARS 😭😭😭
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@lackingsaint That’s gonna be the next episode when they have to through the office building to get to the Capitol 😅😅 don’t worry. It’s still coming. And I’m already stressed.
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@Politically_Int @nytimes Hilarious how they hate undocumented immigrants but wanna get fake documentations to get away with killing people. Make it make sense.
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@ganseyfromme @EIlieMilIer The cure would have felt necessary if it actually felt like infected were the threat. They were never a threat to Joel—the people taking Ellie away from him were. And that’s the end of it.
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Will probably get called a slur for this but I genuinely saw this and thought about how if she wanted to be with the person she really loves, she would have to give up her voice. And in my mind, I definitely didn’t think it was a man….
@ThrowbackTaylor
Taylor Throwbacks
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but daddy i love him..a reference to the little mermaid a movie that was released on 1989, where ariel gave up her voice to be with the one she loves
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@erikasangels This is such pick me behavior. Like congrats ? You want a fuckin award?
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@quincyandcowboy @GHardstark If you ask any Starbucks barista, they will probably tell you they HATE the person who starts the “pay it forward” line. I used to work drive thru at Starbucks and omg, I just would say to the person behind the person who paid for them that starbucks is treating them today, bye!
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@tisivy I genuinely didn’t believe it was true when I saw that tik tok this morning and the fact that it was right is kinda blowing my mind. They just dropped that info on a random tik tok account with less than 1000 followers and bounced.
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@TheLastofUsNews @TheInSneider Abby is HUGE? Like Kaitlyn is a petite thin girl. I genuinely cannot see it at all as believable for Abby but at this point they have made some interesting choices anyway so 🫠
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@snaketithiss @billboard It’s the classic line “I am not homophobic but...”
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@CraziChrista @simona_ka Too much? He was supposed to get on a knee and propose to her the next week? It’s not too much to want reassurance if he is gonna be left after opening up like that.
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@sativalor Oh I agree. “Fresh out the slammer” BFFR. Definitely not taking this too seriously because absolute CRINGE is correct haha
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@bestofnextdoor @netflix A lady that lived above me thought she had bugs infesting her floors so she boiled water in huge pots and poured in all over the floor. I had boiling water raining from the ceilings and no where to run cuz it was everywhere. Plus her hysterical screaming didn’t help either
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@EIlieMilIer That’s what I said hahaha if infected were a threat it would have made more sense that joel was in the wrong for not letting the cure happen with Ellie but the only threat was the people taking her away from him!
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@BaneOfCovid I just moved back into the neighborhood I lived in 2020. My rent was $750 back then. It’s $2200 now. That’s 193% increase in my rent in 4 years. SAME NEIGHBORHOOD. Also I live in Kentucky.
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@Louqua_ @ANTLERQUEER Also, what was the damn rush?! Like how cruel do you have to be to not even let them say goodbye to each other?! Marlene was heartless
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@lavenderfishboy Second photo is the whitest shit I’ve ever seen it’s actually embarrassing lol
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**January** but they commented about ts11 in December
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@gayloremyfav It’s honestly embarrassing. If you compare the two T+T look so forced and fake. He’s not even following her on social media
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@londonengland28 @greedymotivez A picture of the vinyl was leaked with all the vault track names
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@WorstSamaritan Lol yes 😂 especially at PK Camp. Also we had “fake” witnessing where some of us would pretend to not be christian and the rest of us would try to get them to say the sinners prayer. When I tell you I always wanted to be the “non-Christian” in this situation. Haha
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@swtanet @nails_n_knits It is frightening how many people don’t know what gaslighting is.
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@ilanaslightly @writerthoughts LOL I have been missing so much work because I have been doing all the things. My insurance finally covers therapy and I am not going to quit my job even tho I want to JUST because of the insurance
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@wideeyedgayz It’s the wink that gave it away for me. WHY SHE WINKIN?
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@YC_0015 @NaughtyNDC There has to be some kind of redemption. Ellie deserves better. Whether it is to die to make a cure or find meaning to life again without Joel. There had to be redemption here.
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@MaraWilson I am FULLY team “no one”. Rory is a spoiled privileged snob. Dean is a cheater and honestly gaslit Rory. Rory does not DESERVE Jess. Just down with the lot. Jess is the only one who got the happy ending he deserved—far away from The Gilmore’s and Stars Hollow
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@COMEDIANGAMBLER @VisionaryVoid @LADYLORIAUBREY @fasc1nate I imagine we will never know since it’ll never melt. Also the amount of people that fall into those crevices never to be seen again. Like imagine falling in one and just being alive and not being able to move until you eventually freeze and die. Like who would choose this?!
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@gobighorns I genuinely think that Neil would not have allowed her to post this if it’s Part 3 because it’s so damn obvious. I can’t get my hopes up cuz I’ll be crying myself to sleep if it isn’t true 😭
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@janiesgotta41 @celestialswiftt I immediately thought Manic too. It’s giving erratic manic behavior for sure
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I’m excited for the day I don’t have to see this manchild’s ugly thanos lookin face on my timeline. 😌
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Entertainment Tonight
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Travis Kelce is currently on board a private jet to Australia to see Taylor Swift just in time for her first Eras Tour concert in Sydney. ET has learned that Travis left Los Angeles yesterday evening, made a pit stop in Hawaii where he stayed overnight briefly, and then boarded
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@rebmasel My GYN told me I was making up the pain for years and that I must just have bad periods but I was bleeding every single day for over 6 months, horribly anemic and he refused to do exploratory surgery. Found another GYN who did it immediately…endometrosis. Everywhere.
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@repermore1989 straights will never quit lookin at the sun instead of straight into that mirror
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@folkllaur Not Taylor with the SA apologist on her left and Thanos on her right. This is the bad place. Someone get her outta there.
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@legolover6000 Personally, I wish they would have made HBO Joel a little less likable. Because season 2 is gonna destroy lives.
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@johnjpollard @MrBadBit And even the sign when they turn right to go the opposite way of the cops! Instantly back in the game
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@MayFlowerBloom @FeelHood @JohnCao90 @IGN THIS IS WHAT I NEED TO KNOW. Because if that’s the case does it undo Gamora’s death too?
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@elliespov This made me actually physically upset. I love Ashley so much. I hope to god this is somehow not true only for her sake I just want her to be ok 😭😭
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@cowboylikelav HE SAID SHE IS DEAD?!!!!! AND HES A REPORTER? Jfc. Didn’t even do his research this is so embarrassing.
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@maroonmenaceee Interesting how now that you say the same words just a different way, “best friend” is suddenly a woman…interesting.
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@eeberquist Lol if I didn’t just get into the screaming match of the century with my parents who told me they know how it feels to be Black in America when they are white as fucking snow—-I would ask them this. Because they haven’t even kissed in front of me my entire life. Love is a lie.
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@DrRickyLJones @jecoreyarthur FACT: 1 person of 12 neighbors said that the cops who murdered Breonna announced themselves FACT: There is no evidence or video footage to prove this, only hearsay
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@katiejoyofosho Wear cute underwear or pajamas in case there is a fire and you have to run outta your house in a split second to save your life
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@marenyearly I got boobs when I was 12 and they grew so big so fast I was bullied so badly I got a reduction finally when I was 24. I begged the doctor to just take them all. I wanted them gone. He refused and said I would look weird without them. I still hate them to this day.
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@King_Deschain @DomTheBombYT A reviewer whose already watched the episode said that in the show they make it clear a vaccine can be made to make Joel’s decision even more divisive.
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@SidsmomJen @KurtisJames13 @theferocity @shannel_lynn Navient calls me every fuckin day cuz they want me to pay $650 a month on my $50,000 private student loan I took out when I was 18. I’ve been paying on it for TEN YEARS and it hasn’t gone down at all. I am JUST paying interest. In 10 years.
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Dearly Beloved, we gather here to say our goodbyes…to Gaylorism. Because no way in fuckin hell did a queer woman write those song titles.
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@gobighorns They said they might add something to the concept of spores in season 2!
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@FriendToLogic @T4C0M4N_ @TheLastofUsHBO @hbomax The games entire story is literally about love and what it does to people so like…..?? What were you expecting? If you want to shoot infected and see them die the whole time just play the fucking game. Lol
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@AndySachs13 lol I never understood how people couldn’t figure it out when my gf and I went on vacation together and shared a bed when we very easily could’ve found a place with 2 beds 😂
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@Shelby_Delaine Not people having a single clue what it means to be gaslit. His feelings were valid. Did he go about it the right way? Nah. He’s on a goddamn tv show and the producers probably amped him up to do that and by the time he realizes it it is wayyy too late
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@gfsfrazer This is the take I’m agreeing with holy fuck
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@TheLastofUsHBO Y’all really only gonna give us 2 minutes of Ashley when Troy got a whole episode. 😭😭😭😭😭
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@ireoispunk Cannot believe Bella didn’t win an Emmy for this episode alone. They were incredible. Pedro too.
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@R6negade Also according to OOMF muses is written in Portuguese as Musa on her site which is the feminine version of the word.
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@shannonwoodward My bf told me to meet him work to pick him up but “don’t be early” sooo I was early. He walked out of work with another girl, holding her baby, kissed her goodbye, and I rolled up being like “WTF?” And he was like “bye” and took off running. That was the end of relationship lol
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@MickieBright @krossny1 @oureric wHoS pAyInG fOr AlL oF tHiS. We already did, mickie.
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I say this with the most disrespect, @taylorswift13 what the fuck are you doing?
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@KevinTPorter Wow. I’m touched. Also, can I just say how beautiful you are? Is that weird?
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@kismetdrive @taylorswift13 People take the bare minimum it’s wild. I’ve heard so much “nothing is ever gonna be good enough for you!” And no, it’s not. Not when people are literally killing us for just existing
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@TheBachBabes Pieper has so man BOT followers which means she probably bought them be THATS why she isn’t losing them lol
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@onenightwife I hope not. Cuz this whole track list is cringe
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I don’t want ANYONE saying these songs are about Travis if she JUST SAID it’s been in the making for 2 years. Like I don’t want to hear ONE PERSON say they are about him or I might lose it
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@matheuxz12 @Neil_Druckmann OH MY GOD??????!!!!!!
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@sativalor “But daddy, I love him” if this track list is real, someone sedate me lol
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@cruelsummermike I don’t believe it’s real. I was just saying someone else said it leaked. 😭 but also they got the name of the album right which is fucking bizarre
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@MilFaison @CNN @smerconish I make $30k a year. I can’t even comprehend that much money. It’s the RICH rich, the Rich, and the Lower Class in America right now
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@FriendToLogic @T4C0M4N_ @TheLastofUsHBO @hbomax Ohhh ok so you really do hate gay people. Got it lol
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@buzzisme433 @united @DUALIPA I have gotten flights rescheduled, refunded, and immediate customer service on Twitter. Have you ever even tried? Lol
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Literally this. What a fucking slap in the face. Truly.
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@Scoby20 @PopCrave I hope her and Neve Campbell tells them to go fuck themselves.
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@augustaftergl0w Some straight people are so far removed from knowing anything about the LGBTQ community that they think only gay and lesbians exist and Bisexual people are just confused. It’s actually hilarious to see how misinformed they are and how loud they are with their homophobic opinions
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@AraTrask @ohJuliatweets @sannewman Wish you could. All of us here in Kentucky know there is no way Amy will beat Mitch. Just no way. Even republicans hate him but they think he is good for our state BUT CANT TELL US WHY. He is hated fervently here in Louisville. He gets booed out of restaurants consistently.
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@AndySachs13 It cost that much…and it’s still hideous
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@AndySachs13 It could very well be that too! I just notice the security and they were in a hurry to get in the car too and get outta there. I just don’t get why people blame him for this specific instance and make up a whole fuckin scenario when there is approximately ZERO context 😂
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@RealScottTea Exactly! And you can see the driver getting in the car so fast like they were about to drive really fast away. Clearly more context is needed than just “JoE hId HeR fRoM tHe WoRlD aNd wAs tHrEaTeNeD bY hEr FaMe.” Small fucking minds.
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@Sofisticatedwlw Good. She doesn’t deserve it tbh
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@AllenDoesWDW @anthonyislegit Ryan Gosling has a whole ass band he tours with lol
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Ok. I’m done. @taylorswift13 if this is who you choose to associate yourself with then you don’t deserve anyone’s respect.
@ridemychairlor
chairlor🪑
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So where are all the people saying Taylor doesn't associate with Jackson the sexual abuser?
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@BrianEntin He’s going to get not guilty. That was way too quick
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@ts_sewingcircle aNd tHeY wErE rOoMaTeS
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@TheLastofUsNews I love when Ashley gives us scraps of her life. We all go feral for it. 😭
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@taylorsstring @criminalplaza It was literally a joke and they both came out and said so. Bad taste. But a joke nonetheless
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