I can’t remember a season when all of Bach Nation has just mutually hated ALL the girls and I’m here for it. It’s like I’m bonding with all of America.
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Things I wish the producers knew:
1) We don’t want you to cast literal bullies like Shanae
2) We don’t want to see another therapy date ever again
3) The bachelor shouldn’t have to meet FOUR families
4) We miss when the show was actually about finding love
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Gabby is 31, so please tell me why the oldest guy casted is only 36?!?! I would LOVE to see some hot 40 year old dilfs on this show but all we get are 24 year old fuck boys 😓
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My prediction is that Maria will be the next Tyler Cameron. She’s going to explode. The show needed her more than she needed the show. She’ll be bigger without it.
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Final thoughts from tonight:
1) Clayton is allowed to sleep with all 3 women
2) Probably not great to say I love you to all 3 though
3) Susie has nothing to apologize for
4) Clayton was wrong to make Susie feel bad
5) All the girls deserved more
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The most important thing you can do after tonight is to unfollow Pieper and Brendan. Let’s make their plan backfire, we have the power.
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Ways I think The Bachelor could be saved: (a thread)
1) Listen to who the people want as Bachelor/Bachelorette. So often, they cast someone we didn’t ask for - i.e. Clayton, Katie, Clare, and Matt have all been seemingly random choices.
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Clayton just tried to give his first impression rose to a girl who was engaged like two weeks ago….on a scale from 1 to Pilot Pete how chaotic is his decision making already
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I’m honestly curious what “wait” she’s referring to? Is it her 3 month engagement or her 8 months of dating him? Certainly she’s not referring to her virginity on her wedding dress, right? 🥴
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Things I’d like to see in Bach Nation in 2023
1. No one under the age of 25
2. Paradise that actually airs in the summer
3. A single fucking couple from the main show to work out
4. Producers who don’t flat out sabotage the leads
5. REAL LOVE AND LESS ANTICS
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QUESTIONS:
1) What was said that was censored?
2) Why did Jenn have absolutely zero media training?
3) Why was that so awkward?
4) Why was Maria weirdly cut off at the end?
5) Why do producers hate us?
6) What is going on?
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So let me get this straight:
1) Logan was on the group date
2) Logan tests positive
3) NO ONE else does
4) The cocktail party is canceled
5) But the rose ceremony isn’t
6) Logan now is permanently gone
I SMELL A CONSPIRACY
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Bringing Joey into the White House to look at a framed pic of Ruth Bader Ginsburg?
The devil works hard but the Biden Administration works harder 💀😂
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Things I need to know:
1) what was the thing Rachel and Tino weren’t discussing
2) what did Brooklyn say in her intro that got bleeped out
3) WHAT DID RACHEL SAY TO ZACH IN THE FANTASY SUITE
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I’m honestly sick and TIRED of men who are straight 6’s, who are beyond LUCKY to be with women of a certain caliber, pull this shit. It’s sick.
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Sitting here watching Colton give Cassie every single affirmation possible and her not reciprocating ANYTHING might be the most painful thing I’ve ever seen on this show
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I’m MAJORLY disappointed at the casting of these men. Only 11 of the guys are above 30 years old. 11. Gabby deserves an ENTIRE group of qualified, mature, competent men.
But what does she get instead? 24 year old twin club promoters.
I hate this show.
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Why do I literally know nothing about Clayton? Like I don’t even know his job? It’s almost as if the producers have tried to make him as anonymous as possible
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The more I think about it the more INSANE it was that Victoria had zero sadness or remorse about anything that happened with Johnny and their broken engagement. She sat on that stage so cold and J was visibly broken. It feels heartless
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