@bigidiot42069
Dude you got that job right after moving from mad far away, you’ll find another one fuck this happy birthday to you, your cat wanted better vibes for you anyway You gotta work somewhere, you ain’t gotta work there
Crying while Nog tells Sisko that he wants to join the star fleet academy so he doesn’t squander his talents like his father did is how we watch deep space 9 in MY house
Online sports betting is hilarious. This 23 year old driver just said to me he bet 13 g last year and won 12g, and followed it sincerely with and he’s good at it he’s winning at a rate of 85 percent. Losing $1000 is winning 85%. These sites don’t even gotta try with these kids
@Logo_Daedalus
Hours getting cut to one shift a week, flexible scheduling that makes it hard to have two jobs which most do and need, unpaid wages for working after close/end of shift, extremely hard to get benefits, work place safety is a joke, HR is a joke and doesn’t exist or inaccessible.
I did it! It’s done! That was v scary. You here that
@Turbo_Fucker
! You better not die or start sucking cause you’re stuck with my soon to be unemployed ass now!
Today is my 30th birthday. My 29th birthday might have been the lowest I’ve ever been. I think I spent it sequestered in my bedroom intermittently crying I figured out that day that it was gonna continue on that way so long as I let it and I couldn’t let it go on into my 30s.
So as an epilogue: the chick I’ve been training for two months to take over my job didn’t show up to my goodbye dinner last night and is not here this morning, my last morning, and won’t answer phone or text
A year later:I’ve moved into a sick apartment by the beach, work less, started a zine that’s already something & growing with my favorite humans on the planet, got ok enough to be able to fine a guy who, no lie, wants me to come live on a farm in the middle of nowhere. Life good
I was looking on temu and asked Nate about a skimmer spoon they were offering as one of the free bullshit offers and he said in the tone of a man talking to his rampant wife in homegoods spending 150$ on Halloween decor garbage “I don’t think we need that right now kait”
Domestic success is being able to make a mighty fine pasta salad at midnight after you made too much rotini for your sausage and peppers at midnight on a week day
Just a pizza epilogue the father is telling the employees I turned the town against them again and also I didn’t have enough grit to stick it out after he gave me another chance. I always walked out when it got too tough. That’s pretty fucking funny .
My mom is very cute. I was bitching about not owning a lasagna pan so she sent me one WITH a lid and also an insulated bag for taking my first Indiana lasagna to the in-laws.